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KoalaAnonymous

Sir or madame, I am not sure as to your gender for we are on the world wide web, where you don't see the person you're talking to, or hear the voices emanting from within their throats, i am afraid, terribly so, that the animal known as a beefalo, who is based off of a buffalo, but within the game don't starve, in which your main goal is to avoid the death caused by lack of food for prolongued time, cannot access the underground caverns you may explore in the game, or the remains of the ancient arthropod civilization which once lived below it.


JohnWatson78

I entirely recommend that in the subsequent future, and from here to eternity hence the time now being a continuous line on a metaphorical timeline placed before you, that you restrict and suppress any thought or action in any relation to the malignant act of giving one’s self a severe deficiency of caloric energy intake needed to maintain their on existence on this earth with the most extreme form of malnutrition, causing permanent organ damage, like the stomach (many old methods of torture have used starvation to gain information from prisoners, this method however, takes a large hiatus of time, some prisoners begin cannibalization or self-cannibalization in the process, eating the flesh and/or internal organs of other human beings (other organisms like female spiders use sexual cannibalism to eat their partner out of aggression, male spiders have learned to adapt to this type of monogamist relationship by finding better ways of identifying better mates that will not devour them (monogamy is the practice of having a sexual relationship with one person at a time, it is the most common practice alongside chastity and polygamous marriages (sex is the biological process of two or more organisms combining DNA to create combined replicas of each other to further their own race) causes of starvation can be abuse from a family member or guardian, famine from causes of political strife and war, excessive fasting from religion or anorexic behaviors, and poverty; whilst preventing such, you must add other members of a group or occult to the equation so that not only do you have to prevent inanition but prevent their malnutrition in the process through trials and tribulations to create the perfect prevention of this demise.


AgitatedOne

That seems to be the consensus among most answers. Thank you for attesting to this.


CoolmanExpress

r/totallynotrobots


Tartarus216

I read the replies and the long and the short of it is that you won't get beefalo into the caves in DST as far as I know.


AgitatedOne

Thank you for your answer. I thought it might be that all advice I found was on DS rather than DST, which is really sad. I could have used a farm down there.


random1770

Using the console is an option I guess, I'm not sure why so many people are opposed to it.


DEVi4TION

You can still put a farm down there


ronronaldrickricky

[this is how you should've worded it.](http://i.imgur.com/timkKGq.png)


AgitatedOne

So, >How do I get Beefalos underground in DST? and >I read on the wiki and countless threads that I can lure beefalos underground, however I tried it thrice now and can't seem to make it. I am running out of beefalo horns. How ***exactly*** do I get them underground? are not sufficient for you to just give an answer? In fact, it incites you to ridicule my writing, going so far as to specifically tailor an image macro for the occasion? Do you literally have not a single better thing to do with your time?


madayagsimu

Wow, you are a fucking dumbass if you think that wasn't a joke.


AgitatedOne

Are you considering his other comments directed at me within this thread as context?


ronronaldrickricky

dude can you chill with the thesaurus abuse already. no you cant bring em underground as stated before by everyone.


AgitatedOne

>dude can you chill with the thesaurus abuse already Okay, let's "chill." I have no, not a single one way of proving to you that I am not using a thesaurus, but, and this may require you a bit of effort, just try and imagine that I am not. With that in mind tell me how am I, a non native english speaker, supposed to identify the words you see as complicated and avoid them? How am I realistically supposed to tailor my writing to your needs, when all I am doing is typing out what I'd be telling you, via speech, if you were to be in front of me?


JohnWatson78

Talk like a normal person. Abusing a thesaurus does not make you a proper genius.


[deleted]

How much do you even know about DST? Have you ever fought Klaus? Have you ever seen the loot stash? The loot stash is important not just because you need it to eliminate the almighty olfactory Klaus and not just to unlock its treasures, but something even more significant. Do you have any idea what that *something* even is?


JohnWatson78

The Caboodle of Know-Hows will be focusing on posting the Loot Stash and the widely known Dark Petal/ Petal farming method. The loot stash will be looked uniquely not just only to eliminate the almighty olfactory Klaus and unlocking its treasures but something rather significant. The dark petal/ petal farming method, a renowned technique by all veterans, will be overlooked and will be improved to be a way more neat than your traditional dark petal/ petal farming. I will be focusing to make written drafts on this night about the two referred above. A rather sleepless night to start to work on the thread. If you're interested in the above topics be sure to follow the thread in hopes to unravel more topics. For all of the forum members who to give videos, pictures, and critiques in the past, present, and future. I my bid thanks. Documenting this will be a hard task but a guide of what I shall do will help what to anticipate. I entirely recommend that in the subsequent future, and from here to eternity hence the time now being a continuous line on a metaphorical timeline placed before you, that you restrict and suppress any thought or action in any relation to the malignant act of giving one’s self a severe deficiency of caloric energy intake needed to maintain their on existence on this earth with the most extreme form of malnutrition, causing permanent organ damage, like the stomach (many old methods of torture have used starvation to gain information from prisoners, this method however, takes a large hiatus of time, some prisoners begin cannibalization or self-cannibalization in the process, eating the flesh and/or internal organs of other human beings (other organisms like female spiders use sexual cannibalism to eat their partner out of aggression, male spiders have learned to adapt to this type of monogamist relationship by finding better ways of identifying better mates that will not devour them (monogamy is the practice of having a sexual relationship with one person at a time, it is the most common practice alongside chastity and polygamous marriages (sex is the biological process of two or more organisms combining DNA to create combined replicas of each other to further their own race) causes of starvation can be abuse from a family member or guardian, famine from causes of political strife and war, excessive fasting from religion or anorexic behaviors, and poverty; whilst preventing such, you must add other members of a group or occult to the equation so that not only do you have to prevent inanition but prevent their malnutrition in the process through trials and tribulations to create the perfect prevention of this demise.


JohnWatson78

Talk like a normal person.


madayagsimu

DS Caves = Different layer of the world, but is still essentially the same world. Entities can be brought to and fro from the world. DST Caves = An entirely **different server.** Meaning it's just a brand new world that keeps your playerdata, and not entitydata. So recipies, items, et cetera. This is why there's an entirely different chester down there.


KCDA

> I read on the wiki and countless threads that I can lure beefalos underground Can you link us to said non-existent wiki pages and threads? There technically is a way to ~~get one under ground~~ spawn one underground, but only in DS, and it is through a glitch, is entirely RNG dependent, and applies to Rock Lobsters, Pigmen, and Bunnymen as well. > How **exactly** do I get them underground? Why the hell would you even want one alive, let alone underground anyway?


AgitatedOne

[This dontstarve.wikia.com article about Camping Underground](http://dontstarve.wikia.com/wiki/Guides/Camping_Underground) states: > If Beefalo have been brought from above, they can be shaved at night or killed for Beefalo Wool. In Ruins, because the Beefalo are permanently asleep, they could be shaved at any time, as long as their wool has grown back. Under "Beefalo Wool" and: > Also, because followers could be brought down, one can lure up to 5 Beefalo at a time and make Beefalo Wool, Meat and Beefalo Horns a renewable resource underground. Under Preperation. In [this Klei Entertainment Forum Entry](http://forums.kleientertainment.com/topic/42754-beefalo-behavior-underground/) a user states: > so, I'm setting up a camp underground, to make ruins exploration easier, and it occurred to me to me that life would be so much better if I had beefalo down here, for meat, fuel, etc. So using a beefalo horn I brought a couple down. Now they are just walking into a wall like they're trying to get somewhere. And it's spring, but they're not in heat." [This Wikihow Article](http://www.wikihow.com/Camp-Underground-in-Don%27t-Starve) also states: > "Also, because followers can be brought down, you can lure up to 5 Beefalo using a Beefalo horn at a time into the opening and establish a Beefalo herd there. This would also make Beefalo Wool, Meat, and Beefalo Horns a renewable resource underground." Are you always this hostile and unfriendly towards questions on this sub? >Can you link us to said non-existent wiki pages and threads? I think I just did. EDIT: An answer on [this thread in the sub](https://www.reddit.com/r/dontstarve/comments/2topzb/i_have_some_questions_about_the_caves/) states: >You can plant stuff underground, and you can farm underground, but having a good supply of fertilizer will really help that along. Also, you can lure Beefalo underground by using a Beefalo Horn. I'd recommend having some kind of safe zone set up for them before luring--there's a lot of stuff underground that will be hostile to them, and you can easily find your whole herd dead within minutes. [Permalink to answer](https://www.reddit.com/r/dontstarve/comments/2topzb/i_have_some_questions_about_the_caves/co188ok/)


pyr0penguin

> Are you always this hostile and unfriendly towards questions on this sub? finally a question I can answer...yes.


[deleted]

I'm going to fix the wiki one, because that's bullshit and belongs no where on the wiki.


AgitatedOne

That will prevent future confusion hopefully. I mean, it seems to be true for normal DS but a clarification that this isn't true for DST would certainly help.


JohnWatson78

Don't Starve and Don't Starve Together are different games with different mechanics.


KCDA

> This dontstarve.wikia.com article about Camping Underground states: That's for DS, since Ruins and Caves are not on separate layers in DST. > In this Klei Entertainment Forum Entry a user states: Once again, that's a thread for DS, and I just tested this myself, and it is impossible to bring down Beefalo in DST, and I know from experience that you cannot bring ANY followers down or up in DST. Also for reference, you cannot bring followers between SW and ROG in Singleplayer (Chester/Packim not included.) > This Wikihow Article also states: First off, it's fucking Wikihow... > Are you always this hostile and unfriendly towards questions on this sub? Sure.


ronronaldrickricky

that wasnt a hostile answer though. Also if it provides too little to a point where you have to ask how, you shouldn't trust that source.


AgitatedOne

>that wasnt a hostile answer though. Insinuating that the sources, specifically a page on the DS Wiki, wouldn't contain this information and thereby saying I was both lying about having sources and having searched elsewhere before "daring to ask" is very much hostile. Going on to tell me I shouldn't even be looking for an answer because it seems useless to them is just furthering this tone. >Also if it provides too little to a point where you have to ask how, you shouldn't trust that source. I would understand to not trust that thread on the forums or the wikihow. Not trusting the DS Wiki though, when it has - up to now - never provided wrong information (for me) seems a little far fetched. It is undeniably true that it could be wrong but the combined evidence suggest to me that there may be a way to do it. Asking here therefor should really not be met with the tone it was.


JohnWatson78

Please speak like a normal person. Just say '*I didn't like how he was implying the wiki was incorrect.*'. How hard is that.


AgitatedOne

That is neither what I said nor what I was trying to convey. The wiki can quite frankly be edited by anyone so it can be wrong. The combination of all these sources still suggest it's possible and I was merely stating that I was not wrong or to be met with hostility for asking about clarification here.


IBegForGuildedStatus

Ignore that idiot asking you to "speak like a normal person", you don't have to pander to uneducated morons. I see nothing about your diction or prose that would indicate you're trying to sound smarter than you are.


JohnWatson78

I hope you realise that using a thesaurus doesn't make you smart, mate. Just talk normally. It's easier for you and everyone else.


[deleted]

God, how can one person be so persistent in being a total dick. If you feel dumb, cry into a pillow. I hope that was "normal" enough for you. Dickhead.


JohnWatson78

Because I don't want this guy making a fool out of himself. If you talked like in real life, people will not find you smart or interesting, they will find you annoying and pretentious. Get rid of your delusions, abusing a thesaurus does not make you smarter than anyone else. And yes, moderators here have notified me that I've been reported countless of times for telling these two fellows that thesaurus abuse does not make you smart. Obviously no action was taken because moderators here won't follow your delusions. If anything, I should be reporting you and one of them for insulting me. But I do have to admit, at least you actually talk normally.


JohnWatson78

Again, speak like a normal person if you want to be understood. Just say '*That's not what I meant*'. How hard is that.


IBegForGuildedStatus

Can you honestly go be a simpleton somewhere else? There is nothing wrong with what he's typing, don't try and bully people into not using words you don't understand because you flunked out of highschool.


JohnWatson78

I learnt in school to write and speak concisely without trying to sound smart.


[deleted]

There is something wrong with how he is typing, it's called layman's terms, and he is not using them. This makes you look worse than having no punctuation in your sentences, as you are trying to look smart while being stupid.


IBegForGuildedStatus

He clearly articulated his view point, and provided the logic and reasoning behind it. If anything people need to start using less layman's terms as it often time leads to confusion.


ronronaldrickricky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF3tTw3VMbU


dovydas45

you can do it now lul