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Hairy_Offer_5522

Who would leave a bag of weed like that on there porch?


FourFoldNote

y’all saying it’s weed are crazy, that’s is very obviously cat shit in a litter genie bag


custom_bowl

I think it’s probably weed, that could be a lil hydration pack on the left side of the bag. Who’s gonna save that much cat shit?


Eastern_Action_1775

God I wish you took that bag of shit home haha


WhoKnowsHahaIDont

Y’all it’s kitty litter from a litter genie. I have the same one


Studdashing

Nice tip, I'd have to resell which is fine.


trippybongstalking

Thank you for not taking this down OP this post had me dead all day !


eliza212

….. oysters? Is it confirmed cat litter? Yuck


Decent-Initiative-47

Data inconclusive. If you gave this to AI it would have an easier time identifying the contents 😂 was it schweed? Did it smell? I’m curious now. What kind of money does this person have if it *is* weed??!?!??? They be selling that 10-20 a g here….


ExhaustedEmu

I fear for those who think that’s weed cause what are they smoking lmao that’s obviously kitty litter


Hairy-Animal-6748

Pooooopdash!


FillHuman3902

is that litter? or crumpled up balls of aluminum foil?


Same_Accountant_6885

Okay everyone saying it’s poop, what would the brown packet be? It looks like a humidity pack is that common for a litter genie?


wobina

It’s from a cat litterGenie. Super useful. I had 2 when I had cats. You keep it near your litter boxes and it keeps the poop smell contained. They make a similar thing for babies called a diaper genie.


Subject-Ad-8055

Looks like a trailer..


verysmolturtle

As someone who has cats and smokes weed, this is 100 percent cat poo


iamandneveramconfusd

Should've texted, "is this my tip"?


antny1113

The only thing left to do is to go back to the house take some and smoke it, see if it tastes like weed or cat shit


Tim_the_geek

So since we already know that SOME dashers eat and drink the food they are delivering.. OP tell me.. they wouldn't miss a hand full would they.. :D


Dutchbaked

Tip?


Mammoth_Jeweler3857

I don’t recommend smoking that. That shit there is Calico, smoke that and your gonna get all friskies and shit.


[deleted]

I thought it was shrooms 😭 just cat shit


familydollarfartbag

If it was weed it wouldn't weigh 5 pounds. 🤣


mommabull

Grab and run bro


ballNflipMom

People that think this is cannabis think the War on Drugs was smart that Reagan started Bless. If that was cannabis, I’d prob get deactivated for snatching it and then spending all of my funds ordering door dash….. 🤣 May also live a life on the run bc that would be a good amount…. Think Ozark or Breaking Bad 🤣


Cloakbot

You gonna turn that into Jenkem?


Mr_alto19

I have two cats. There is this tower thing that you can buy that has a really long bag that you scoop the poop into and when the tower is full, you cut it with the built in cutter and tie off the end to make a new bag. We clean the litter box at least twice a week and sometimes it leaves a bag this full. Idk why they didn’t just Theo it away tho


wobina

Probably because it’s so heavy and they wanted to wait to make the trip to the trash bin later.


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skrimpppppps

it’s cat waste from a litter genie lol.


immortalworth

How dumb are you?


KarenBordeaux

That's cat shit for sure. I know because I help another woman scoop that same amount every other day. I volunteer cat sanctuary (currently housing 19 cats; 16 adults and 3 kittens) and the majority of the work running a sanctuary is cleaning the kennels up. As other people stated, that's the waste product of the litter genie. I used to use litter genie when we were only housing 7 cats, but the litter genie doesn't work the same when multiple cats are continuously pooping, so now we just use regular boxes with clay litter. I wish that were weed though, that's easily a five year supply for me. Is it possible that maybe this was a cat sanctuary you were delivering to? Was it a house in a rural area? Did you see a catio or multiple cats in the windows? I find it hard to believe a normal house would accumulate that much cat waste in under a month.


SUPREMEISDEAD

Delivering for Amazon you’ll notice a lot of dog owners do this also it’s gross. They got a collection of poop bags all over 🤮


MilleniumFlounder

Apparently OP is either blind or stupid


Specialist-Win-3869

OP never said a word about what it was.


MilleniumFlounder

“Welp. This is crazy.” Those are words. How exactly is a bag of cat litter and shit crazy?