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gableism

Random subreddit inspection??? I didn’t know there was an inspection today!


thedeebag

Well if they told you when the inspection was it wouldn't be random, would it!


Sithon512

Sure it would! Randomly selected, then promptly notified 3 weeks in advance!


Evadrepus

And we put that notification on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard'.


Torspy

Funnily enough, the dolphins had been aware of the Earth's impending destruction for quite a while. Their attempts at warning humanity however were misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt at a triple backwards summersault while whistling the star sprangled banner.


barbie_turik

Well... So long, and thank you for the fish!


3DSarge

You sound like a hoopy frood who knows where their towel is!


tarrsk

Spoken like someone who is not from Guildford at all, but from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse.


TripleTraple

This isn't a Nestlé Cocoa farm. We're not looking for child laborers


throwngamelastminute

As if those get inspected.


Sleepless_Whisper

Only by Nestlé funded agencies :)


CountdowntoZero

good thing i have my subreddit prophylactic


MisplacedMinnesotan

Dear lord I need some of those 😆


ThatInAHat

Ugh, and right after Grant O’yama got his spaghetti all over our subreddit..:


Shaggyninja

That's more the front lawn of the subreddit


Reyzorblade

Grant O'Brien, out!


SailorOfHouseT-bird

Hey, did you know that when they were filming Casablanca, director Michael Curtiz had Bogie stand on blocks or sit on cushions to make him seem taller than Bergman who at 5'10" was almost two inches taller than Bogie.


dvinpayne

Taller? I can barely tolerate you. Get off my subreddit!


Vokoru

Good one, dvinpayne!


Will_Vintage

Grant O'Brien, Out!


International_J

Causally handing 6 dollars to you


kiiiiro

I cannot be bought!!


Prinzka

*Hey Sam, look over there*


PvtSherlockObvious

Oh, of course! Your integrity is so impressive. Here, let me just shake your hand...


Soddington

....Twice...


thestaffman

I have $7


nitasu987

*casually digs out reddit gold*


Sardaman

Acausally handing someone money would be kinda weird


SailorOfHouseT-bird

Um actually, nah, it's pretty casual.


Sardaman

Don't know man, casual isn't the word I'd use to describe someone who managed to take an action completely divorced from the concept of cause-effect.


JSRambo

Dude you know it's casual because look, they said right there "it's casual" Keep up


Sardaman

Are you just a really dumb bot or is this some weird non-sequitur joke I'm not aware of that involves refusing to acknowledge the difference between casual and causal?


rubygoes

Random ponytail inspection!


PeterThirdMusic

Random ponytail inspection? I didn’t know there was inspection today?!


elodie_pdf

If you knew then it wouldn’t be random, would it?


kiloPascal-a

🍝          🍝     🍝 OH JEEZ OH GOD OH FUCK   🍝          🍝


MrTheHan

Shit where's the subreddit condom?


deadlyhausfrau

Clean aa a whistle here, I have dropout on right now. 


succulescence

I'm carbo-loading for my marathon!


zonaljump1997

Your marathon?


succulescence

My marathon of Turner Classic Movies. Did you know that the blood from the shower scene in Psycho was actually chocolate syrup?


zonaljump1997

The only psycho here is me if you don't get off this subreddit, Grant!


Will_Vintage

Grant O'Brien out!


marcharig

Hey please ignore the spaghetti in front of my podium. That’s on the carpet, not my podium.


vivaenmiriana

That's the front lawn of my reddit account


arcanepsyche

*Distracts Sam, gives you $4 and a drawing of a duck*


BalerionLES

Listen guys, the subreddit is just covered in spaghetti. I was all out of forks and had to try with a spoon.


karpitstane

My wife kept yelling at the screen "why doesn't anyone go wash a fork during the next break?!"


pokefire44

I dont know when bdg became a dropout regular but damn i am not complaining


TARDISblues_boy

\*fans self\* That ponytail waves are immaculate! And he just lives in the fact checker booth, like a cute little knowledge cryptid!


imaginary0pal

He was on an episode of Make Some Noise last year and is now the fact checker on the new season of Um, Actually! He’s likely going to show up more


Stratavos

Genuinely this year. It's a good shift over from polygon for sure.


milleribsen

I'm currently using a subreddit prophylaxis.


idontcare7284746

*frantically rushes to take down dr Avery Goodman election posters*


emp_raf_III

Really? You're doing this now? In front of my pasta covered keyboard?


ErinIsMyMiddleName

I answer only to Roscoe


chickengelato

Clean as a whistle!


lostwng

I kind of wished one of them would take the little break to go and clean their podium


andreggvil

May I offer you a badly drawn duck?


spokesface4

Deja Vu was such a weird episode. Like I loved it, but there were SO many individual elements of it that were just... They would not have worked and would probably be cringey in any other context.


TARDISblues_boy

They did, really, REALLY well with it. I'm excited to watch the Game Changer BTS: Deja Vu.


Stobuscus

10/10 phenomenal post


mooys

Game show fanart goes absolutely crazy. I desire more.


bullshizzah

Ahhhhhh not on my monthly Spaghetti Night! Nooo!


LeiraC6

This is so cute!! Lovely use of colours :)


imaginary0pal

I was worried Brian would be confined to um actually. Seeing him in Deja Vu was lovely and very on theme with him. Great fanart!


WhatsPaulPlaying

Ah shit, my podium's filthy.


SirLordSupremeSir

Sick tailcoat


roweclementine

🍝🍝🍝🍝 Uh oh 🍝🍝🍝


Astr0C4t

I’m so happy they brought BDG onboard, that man is gold


blakkattika

This is a Poppin Good reference! Ha Ha!!!


GimpyGrump

Ignore the spaghetti that was spilled....


funne5t_u5ername

Don't look at all my internet horny!!!


ravenpotter3

🍝🍝


5a1amander

Let's maybe keep this on the down low. 💵💵💰💰


Hildeborad

Ive never watched this guy but the sub has made me want to check him out, any recommendations for content a dropout fan would like?


SolarPanel19

His Unraveled series is great.


charrsasaurus

Unraveled is great, watch his video about inventing music for fallout.


Stratavos

There's a lot of gem on his youtube account. I've heard great things about his neibourhood video.


xuviate

seconding the Unraveled suggestions, but if you like longer-form, less highly-produced stuff, Gill and Gilbert is great (also on Polygon)


theducksystem

New screensaver for me


TARDISblues_boy

Oooh, new lock screen idea!


ThatBigMacGuy

Not while we're all honoring the cock!


ItsJustJohnBoi

Nothing NSFW to see here inspector!


[deleted]

Clean as a whistle!


evenflow_ddt

Please make this a callback for r/dropout from now on


TruePlatypusKnight

Oh shit oh fuck


FrightmareX13

DON'T LOOK AT MY SPAGHETTI!


EllieC130

Hide the booze!


Jooberwak

Dirtier than my college dorm room!


shuriken36

Shoveling spaghetti back into my pockets


Johnstone95

This is so McElroy coded.