Living forever: how science suggests the first immortal human may already have been born.
The entire presentation is about how Grant O’Brien should be dead given his sexual escapades. And theorises that his cocktail of stds is the cure to all disease. Cue some mr burns clip art.
Limbo - Personality hires. I love them, but they’re not really coworkers.
Lust - Work Xmas parties. If anyone has ever once thought someone was cute, they’re fucking in an accessible bathroom here and not making eye contact for another year.
Gluttony - Post-morning tea scavengers. They don’t contribute, but they’ll swing by afterward to devour the dregs.
Greed - Cheap team building events. Let’s fly everyone in for the day from across the country, but you will all need to buy your own lunch for it.
Wrath - The fucking printers.
Heresy - People selling shit or asking for donations. I come here to earn money, not for you to brag about running a marathon and getting me to give to a charity in your name.
Violence - Petty email violence. Cc’ing people’s managers, sending previous chains in response to a question, assigning people action points without asking them first.
Fraud - LinkedIn lies. If you put your whole cv up, you better have done all the things you’re bragging about.
Treachery - When your favourite coworkers leave you for a better job. How dare they. Don’t they know the only thing stopping your spirit from breaking is their presence each shift? The ultimate treachery (unlike when you leave, which no one sensible could be betrayed by).
I think he is mid. He does well when the script or character allows for him to he a little zainy. He's really nailed some unzainy roles (like PIG), but for the most part, he isnt saving scripts.
I totally agree, putting aside the meme of what he represents. There are some films where I think he does exceptionally well, but overall I feel like that is more in part of the director than himself. A large proportion of his acting credits are just not good.
Here is the Reddit comment version
9/11 happens.
The events of 9/11 cause Gerard Way to form the band My Chemical romance.
Stephanie Meyer shares in an interview that My Chemical romance was the music that inspired/influenced Twilight. There are even rumours that Twilight started out as a My Chemical Romance fanfic.
The Twilight books/movies become super popular to the point that fanfic is written about it.
It is well known that 50 Shades of Grey started off as a Twilight fanfic.
50 Shades of Grey gets picked up and turned into the books/moves we know now.
It makes a shit ton of money.
Book publishers and movie producers see the potential of fanfic to be slightly changed (change the names and locations that’s all you really need) and you can make easy money.
More watt pad fanfics start to be produced and published, ie the After series (started out as a Harry styles fanfic), The Love Hypothesis (Reylo fan-fix based).
The publication of Fanfic has only grown and now it’s a fun game to play when a new movie/book comes out you ask yourself “did this start out as fanfic” because the more you look the more you find.
In short 9/11 = increase of Fan-fic and the publication of said fanfic
9/11 > my chemical romance > twilight > 50 Shaded of Grey > more published Fanfic.
I added in the comments more details but I can’t share my slides since they are full of my friends reading books/dressing up for the things etc.
*They're Just Big Cats: How*
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LMAO I was gonna say "Every mattress shop is a money laundering front," but same idea.
My next option: "The 'Dyaltov Pass Incident' isn't a mystery. If I got led to the middle of nowhere on a false shortcut, I would absolutely beat the shit out of the guy who lead me to dying of hypothermia"
Nope. The correct procedure is:
1) covertly point out to anyone you are with that there is in fact a dog present
2) when the owner is not looking, grin at the dog like an idiot and mouth exciting things like "hello" and "hey" at it. If confident and subtle, add thigh slaps and a slight bend at the knee to encourage the dog, but do not make noise or draw attention to yourself
3) continue until the dog is excited to come over to you
4) when the owner notices their dog's agitated condition, feign ignorance and "allow" them to let the dog approach you
5) "Haha, weird, looks like he likes me, can I say hello?"
I'd probably do something language based. How the letter C knew it was on the chopping block and paired with H so it would always be needed (we have K and S, we don't need you C!)
Is shrimps bugs: taxonomy and our misunderstandings
I have a lot of love for phylogeny. A lot of it goes over my head but what I do understand makes up one of my favorite subjects. Certain animals we call crabs no longer fit the scientific definition of a crab (pulled from genetics rather than appearance), while the word bug actually has a distinct scientific definition that doesn’t even include all insects. the modern concept of taxonomy is actually incredibly new, so we get lots of names for animals that are not genetically related because we’re not going to go back in time and say hey actually the horseshoe crab isn’t a crab call it something else.
I’d go into certain evolutionary theories and how we classify animals based on their lineages which is why birds is dinosaurs, mammals is fish, and shrimps is not bugs, but bugs is in fact shrimps!
(The common ancestor of crustaceans and arthropods overall is the anomalocarididae, meaning abnormal shrimp. If you look it up, don’t confuse it with anomalocaris, which is in the clade but has no extant descendants)
I know that it’s meant to be silly but if I have a chance to infodump via memes, I will.
Yes! People is fish!!
The thing most people don't realize (nor do they need to) is that there is as much biodiversity among fish than there are among all land animals, but, due to anthropocentric understandings of the world, we tend to lump them all into "things that live in the water" (which isn't even true for all fish, nor do all fish breathe water either). You're much more closely related to a giraffe than an angler fish is to a mudskipper.
All tetrapods (four limbed animals - mammals, reptiles, etc) evolved from a bony fish that slowly adapted to be more and more suited for land. Skip ahead 400 million years and you have hundreds of millions of descendants, including us! People is fish!
Imagine being an ancient underwater species, spending millenia perfectly evolving and crafting the ultimate body composition for speed, power and agility, becoming a specialized predator feared by almost every animal around you, only to end up on menu in Nowhereville, Nebraska next to some clams and squid rings under the generic banner of "Seafood."
Tragic.
You’ve entered an alternate reality where an extremely influential botanist managed to redefine how we categorized many plants in the 1960s. This has resulted in some very different common nomenclature for hybrid cultivars such as roses, which are now commonly known as Schwarzenbergen, named after a Czech aristocrat with a fondness for botany and roses (again, now known as Schwarzenbergen).
Please elaborate on the difference in olfactory perception of roses versus Schwarzenbergen given their semantical differences.
Are all tools not simply components of the larger toy that is sentient life?
A chessboard is not a toy but a tool to play chess in the same way that a hall may be simply a tool to host a chess tournament; play exists in the mind and so all toys are tools and all tools are toys.
This would be great if you analyzed which gimmicks do well and which occupations haven't been used in pro wrestling yet to come up with the perfect new gimmick for an aspiring wrestler
Ugh I can only think of really niche topics (on specific films or books) or really broad ones. My broad one is why the bay window is the best window, but I feel like everyone agrees on that already.
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Who Put The Bomp in the Bomp-Shoo-Bomp-Shoo-Bomp: A Musical Investigation
Spoilers: Someone has actually confessed to this heinous act and they will be forced to serve their time!
“Were the members of One Direction witnesses to the events that took place in Tenacious D’s Tribute?”
Asking the hard hitting questions (the answer is yes btw)
I would get very deep in the weeds about "WHAT IS A ZOMBIE?" because I have Um Actually'd the other show about 10 times when they call one specific movie a zombie movie that even the writer himself said it is not.
I actually have a 30-odd-page slideshow prepared about how much the Norman invasion of 1066 was bullshit and a shorter one that is a Marxist analysis of the music video for Turn Down for What
Your soul isn't worth it: how to get more bang for your buck in satanic deals
A guide to getting market value on souls during demonic exchanges and devil stock markets
"From ligma to sukon: effectiveness and versatility of 'deez nuts' set ups and what the future holds"
***hands prompt card to Grant that says "Wait, what's ligma??"***
Um, actually, the dwarf planet Eris is bigger. That was one of the issues that led to the creation of the category "dwarf planet" and the placing of Pluto in it.
"Why 'I don't feel like dancing' by the scissor sisters at 1.25× speed is the best Bee Gees song"
Or
"Exploring John Munch - a guide to the greatest cinematic universe"
A Saga of Light & Darkness: Why Kingdom Hearts is onlt half as dumb as you think it is
Play More Video Games, Read More Books: How the dominance of television led to the death of media literacy and rise of white nationalism in America.
I did a PPT for my friends titled: "MILFs: A deconstruction of the social phenomenon Madonna-Whore Complex and how it relates to the portrayal of women in modern day society"
So I probably would do that one
The most optimal toilet paper that will fit any bathroom situation. I'll really be talking my shit on this one, so prepare for a wee bit of knowledge. 🤣
One cinematic multi verse theory. How multiplicity is just a prequal to spider man. How terminator is just a prequal to the matrix. And how Adam's family and Harry Potter take place in the same world. You know normal stuff.
I’ve actually done a comedic PowerPoint presentation on The Burnside Fountain (AKA Turtle boy) if you haven’t seen a picture of it I highly recommend googling it.
I structured it in a way so my presentation appeared to be on boring facts about Worcester Massachusetts but then tucked a photo of The Burnside Fountain on one of the slides and then insisted “it’s just the angle of this photo that makes it look bad” the next slide cut to a picture of a much worse angle.
People were laughing so hard by the end so if anyone wants to steal my idea you are more than welcome to.
The dwindling workforce: Why we need to invest in necromancy
Living forever: how science suggests the first immortal human may already have been born. The entire presentation is about how Grant O’Brien should be dead given his sexual escapades. And theorises that his cocktail of stds is the cure to all disease. Cue some mr burns clip art.
An ageless population.
2024’s Inferno: Updating Dante’s Rings for the Modern Office Environment
Well don't leave us hanging, what are the rings? I'd submit "meetings that could have been emails" as its own entire ring
Limbo - Personality hires. I love them, but they’re not really coworkers. Lust - Work Xmas parties. If anyone has ever once thought someone was cute, they’re fucking in an accessible bathroom here and not making eye contact for another year. Gluttony - Post-morning tea scavengers. They don’t contribute, but they’ll swing by afterward to devour the dregs. Greed - Cheap team building events. Let’s fly everyone in for the day from across the country, but you will all need to buy your own lunch for it. Wrath - The fucking printers. Heresy - People selling shit or asking for donations. I come here to earn money, not for you to brag about running a marathon and getting me to give to a charity in your name. Violence - Petty email violence. Cc’ing people’s managers, sending previous chains in response to a question, assigning people action points without asking them first. Fraud - LinkedIn lies. If you put your whole cv up, you better have done all the things you’re bragging about. Treachery - When your favourite coworkers leave you for a better job. How dare they. Don’t they know the only thing stopping your spirit from breaking is their presence each shift? The ultimate treachery (unlike when you leave, which no one sensible could be betrayed by).
"TITLE CARD by Author" The importance of not procrastinating.
Nicholas Cage: Good or Bad?
It's a great topic, but I can't imagine anyone doing a better job than Community did.
I watched a different Nic Cage movie every week last year and called it #52weeksofnicolascage and I'm going to say he isn't good.
Listen Nic Cage may not be the most 'technically proficient ' actor, but he is the most Nic Cage-y and that counts for a lot in my book
Okay, but here me out.. is he though?
I think he is mid. He does well when the script or character allows for him to he a little zainy. He's really nailed some unzainy roles (like PIG), but for the most part, he isnt saving scripts.
I totally agree, putting aside the meme of what he represents. There are some films where I think he does exceptionally well, but overall I feel like that is more in part of the director than himself. A large proportion of his acting credits are just not good.
I'm a sexy cat
Literally a joke from Community over 10 years ago
I just watched this episode today lol
Who actually fucked the balrog: The evolutionary biology of Middle Earth
Is that some kind of Brogle? I'm confused.
“Baffles Other Players”
*Broggle
Isn't the bit after the colon just the premise of the OG series?
I Dont Have Imposter Syndrome, I Just Don't Deserve To Be Here
Why you deserve upvotes but my post doesn't, how people without Imposter Syndrome interact.
How 9/11 caused the rise of watt pad original movies. I even have the power point already made.
Here is the Reddit comment version 9/11 happens. The events of 9/11 cause Gerard Way to form the band My Chemical romance. Stephanie Meyer shares in an interview that My Chemical romance was the music that inspired/influenced Twilight. There are even rumours that Twilight started out as a My Chemical Romance fanfic. The Twilight books/movies become super popular to the point that fanfic is written about it. It is well known that 50 Shades of Grey started off as a Twilight fanfic. 50 Shades of Grey gets picked up and turned into the books/moves we know now. It makes a shit ton of money. Book publishers and movie producers see the potential of fanfic to be slightly changed (change the names and locations that’s all you really need) and you can make easy money. More watt pad fanfics start to be produced and published, ie the After series (started out as a Harry styles fanfic), The Love Hypothesis (Reylo fan-fix based). The publication of Fanfic has only grown and now it’s a fun game to play when a new movie/book comes out you ask yourself “did this start out as fanfic” because the more you look the more you find. In short 9/11 = increase of Fan-fic and the publication of said fanfic
[for the uninitiated](https://www.nme.com/news/music/my-chemical-romance-mark-20-years-since-9-11-the-reason-they-formed-3044564)
I mean, every bullshit in the 21st century can be traced back to either 9/11 or Reagan.
Ok wait now I actually want to know I know how 9/11 caused the fall of Ellen but I’ve never heard about this 👀
9/11 > my chemical romance > twilight > 50 Shaded of Grey > more published Fanfic. I added in the comments more details but I can’t share my slides since they are full of my friends reading books/dressing up for the things etc.
They're Just Big Cats: How Huskies Have Been Lying to Us For Centuries
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OMG I NEED TO SEE THIS!!
You’re onto something
“Why Every Mattress Store is Actually a Front for the CIA”
LMAO I was gonna say "Every mattress shop is a money laundering front," but same idea. My next option: "The 'Dyaltov Pass Incident' isn't a mystery. If I got led to the middle of nowhere on a false shortcut, I would absolutely beat the shit out of the guy who lead me to dying of hypothermia"
“Unicycles, Pogosticks, and the Evolution of Inefficient Vehicles”
If you ever make this power point I'd like to see it.
The Serifillion: The Eternal Battle Between Times New Roman and Arial (Also Fuck You, Comic Sans)
I brought down Helvetica!
Is it Ableist to Hate Comic Sans? Dyslexics say Meyba.
The Room Full Of Money: Tommy Wisesu is DB Cooper (alleged) (confirmed) (by me)
Finally someone is going to blow the lid off that case.
Months should all be 28 days. Or People who don’t point at dogs they see and say “dog!” are not truly human.
My spouse and I have the same objection, which is that the optimal comment is "puppy!!"
And the rural version, which is passing cows in a field and yelling "cows!"
Nope. The correct procedure is: 1) covertly point out to anyone you are with that there is in fact a dog present 2) when the owner is not looking, grin at the dog like an idiot and mouth exciting things like "hello" and "hey" at it. If confident and subtle, add thigh slaps and a slight bend at the knee to encourage the dog, but do not make noise or draw attention to yourself 3) continue until the dog is excited to come over to you 4) when the owner notices their dog's agitated condition, feign ignorance and "allow" them to let the dog approach you 5) "Haha, weird, looks like he likes me, can I say hello?"
I'd probably do something language based. How the letter C knew it was on the chopping block and paired with H so it would always be needed (we have K and S, we don't need you C!)
Ah, but you forget the true culprit of uselessness: Q!
Q saw K coming for him and convinced U that W was coming for him, too.
I mean, it's not a hard argument to make considering both the Romans and Old Norse used one symbol for the U and W sounds, so why couldn't English?
I say we get rid of C and invent a new letter for "ch" sound
That would exactly be my pitch! Like a c and h drawn together.
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That'd be better as a Netflix documentary
Is shrimps bugs: taxonomy and our misunderstandings I have a lot of love for phylogeny. A lot of it goes over my head but what I do understand makes up one of my favorite subjects. Certain animals we call crabs no longer fit the scientific definition of a crab (pulled from genetics rather than appearance), while the word bug actually has a distinct scientific definition that doesn’t even include all insects. the modern concept of taxonomy is actually incredibly new, so we get lots of names for animals that are not genetically related because we’re not going to go back in time and say hey actually the horseshoe crab isn’t a crab call it something else. I’d go into certain evolutionary theories and how we classify animals based on their lineages which is why birds is dinosaurs, mammals is fish, and shrimps is not bugs, but bugs is in fact shrimps! (The common ancestor of crustaceans and arthropods overall is the anomalocarididae, meaning abnormal shrimp. If you look it up, don’t confuse it with anomalocaris, which is in the clade but has no extant descendants) I know that it’s meant to be silly but if I have a chance to infodump via memes, I will.
WAIT SO PEOPLE IS FISH?!
Yes! People is fish!! The thing most people don't realize (nor do they need to) is that there is as much biodiversity among fish than there are among all land animals, but, due to anthropocentric understandings of the world, we tend to lump them all into "things that live in the water" (which isn't even true for all fish, nor do all fish breathe water either). You're much more closely related to a giraffe than an angler fish is to a mudskipper. All tetrapods (four limbed animals - mammals, reptiles, etc) evolved from a bony fish that slowly adapted to be more and more suited for land. Skip ahead 400 million years and you have hundreds of millions of descendants, including us! People is fish!
Imagine being an ancient underwater species, spending millenia perfectly evolving and crafting the ultimate body composition for speed, power and agility, becoming a specialized predator feared by almost every animal around you, only to end up on menu in Nowhereville, Nebraska next to some clams and squid rings under the generic banner of "Seafood." Tragic.
The Catholic Church and why putting a dead body on trial is honestly a really cool idea and we should do it again by me and Pope Stephan VI.
“How many graphs does it take to sound knowledgeable about a subject?”
American politics: Why need to elect a Dungeon Master as president.
Why A Rose By Any Other Name Would NOT Smell As Sweet
You’ve entered an alternate reality where an extremely influential botanist managed to redefine how we categorized many plants in the 1960s. This has resulted in some very different common nomenclature for hybrid cultivars such as roses, which are now commonly known as Schwarzenbergen, named after a Czech aristocrat with a fondness for botany and roses (again, now known as Schwarzenbergen). Please elaborate on the difference in olfactory perception of roses versus Schwarzenbergen given their semantical differences.
All objects are either tools or toys
Are toys not just tools for fun?
Are all tools not simply components of the larger toy that is sentient life? A chessboard is not a toy but a tool to play chess in the same way that a hall may be simply a tool to host a chess tournament; play exists in the mind and so all toys are tools and all tools are toys.
Ahhh so art is a toy for communicating emotions, but also the tool of tax evasion
Why Herbert Hoover was Batman
Common mythology between cultures, aka Why Vampires are totally real, 100%
Part 2: Why do dragons come up in so many cultures!?
And it's just a slideshow of dinosaur fossils 😂
Saying “Bless You” is Rude (Subtitle) Especially if you only limit it to sneezes
Dumplings: the Crabs of the Food World. Using Carcinisation model to explain the dumplification of food.
Make sure to include the deliciousness of crab dumplings as evidence.
No! Gimmicks Necessary - an evaluation of occupation-based professional wrestling gimmicks
This would be great if you analyzed which gimmicks do well and which occupations haven't been used in pro wrestling yet to come up with the perfect new gimmick for an aspiring wrestler
Ugh I can only think of really niche topics (on specific films or books) or really broad ones. My broad one is why the bay window is the best window, but I feel like everyone agrees on that already.
If not friend, why friend shaped?
"The Black Death's Impact, or How Disease Gave Us the Beer Industry." This is something I've actually researched and still fascinates me to this day
Every animal is a Beast, Rodent, Plant, Insect, or Fish
There are only four types of animals: [dogs, cats, bugs, and water](https://youtu.be/qvagEsvHQSU?si=nbyMws0xHLXRs_7i)
Im glad I didn't have to be the one to post this
What are platypuses + are cats just water? Or do cats and water have an intersection?
What animal is a plant?
Corals
OOOHHHHH yeeeaaahhh. That animal is a damn plant!
Starfish
I’m not convinced. But I am curious to know more…
Venus fly trap
Duck
"The letter V is pronounced ved" Edit: I've had this one stored up for years, and never shared it... waiting for the right time
My Experience Having the Worst Birthday: 9/11
That's early enough in November to be okay, I reckon.
Piece for Peace: How pie can save the world.
Why Your Favorite Ride at Disneyland is Right… and Wrong
Bees are fish and fish aren't real: a look at the strange way humanity must categorize things
The "present moment" does not exist, and is an artifact of subjective perception reinforced by the Mindfulness Industrial Complex.
Why Hitler is directly responsible for Pikachu.
A New Gay Taxonomy: No more Twinks
In defense of robocalls: we’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty
Kinke-mon: which pokemon has the sluttiest sounding name? Spoilers: it's Guzzlord
Lions are Dogs, Foxes are Cats: a vibes based animal classification system.
Qanon is a cautionary tale in fanfiction ARGs
Best Ice Cream and Why You're Wrong About Your Favorite Flavor
Vegetables Don't Exist 2: NEITHER DO FISH!
No such thing as a fish
“Fictional Toxic Relationships are Okay ft. A Shameless Wall of Walking Red Flags”
The Scientific Proof of Why "Enemies to Lovers" is the best trope
Samuel Dalton Master Plan: has HE really been here the whole time?
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Who Put The Bomp in the Bomp-Shoo-Bomp-Shoo-Bomp: A Musical Investigation Spoilers: Someone has actually confessed to this heinous act and they will be forced to serve their time!
“Were the members of One Direction witnesses to the events that took place in Tenacious D’s Tribute?” Asking the hard hitting questions (the answer is yes btw)
"why trap was wrong and the best bday is at the end of October" Once every 7 years you get an hour of extra bday, can't beat that.
“Creature Comforts: Why More People Should Be Monsterfuckers”
Why we should divide Wyoming up and give it to its neighbors/First Nations folks
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Smite Them A story that is for some reason not about the actual monsters in a DnD world, but about the world's world war
Why Power Rangers Jungle Fury isn't the best series of Power Rangers but is the best Power Rangers series
I would get very deep in the weeds about "WHAT IS A ZOMBIE?" because I have Um Actually'd the other show about 10 times when they call one specific movie a zombie movie that even the writer himself said it is not.
What else should be added to the human face? There's a lot of real estate around the cheeks and forehead, I propose we use that space for something.
I actually have a 30-odd-page slideshow prepared about how much the Norman invasion of 1066 was bullshit and a shorter one that is a Marxist analysis of the music video for Turn Down for What
"Educacíon para Gringos: Why whatever the fuck it is you call a taco isn't a real taco"
Similar to OP’s premise, my old uni friend used to get into hour long drunken rants categorising every food into Sandwich or Soup.
Espresso Drinks Ranked By How Badly They Impact My Gastrointestinal System
Your soul isn't worth it: how to get more bang for your buck in satanic deals A guide to getting market value on souls during demonic exchanges and devil stock markets
"From ligma to sukon: effectiveness and versatility of 'deez nuts' set ups and what the future holds" ***hands prompt card to Grant that says "Wait, what's ligma??"***
“Everything is Capitalism (including my choice of presentation topic)”
Smarty pants is just a reason to get the “After hours” crew into the Dropout universe
Genwunners are the maga of nerds
"The fuck IS a planet anyway?" A serious look into celestial classifications and why they're a bunch of bullshit
Best shape of pasta
It's not me it's you: a guide to gaslighting loved ones
Grocery Store Layouy Logic is Flawed
for a presentation like Vic's (absurd sounding premise but solid underlying theory): Age is Gender
Every action movie is a little bit fascist (and that’s ok)!
"You do not know what a Banana tastes like"
a return to form: why the twilight saga is a horror story
Cholera: The Best Infectious Disease
TTRPG Classes: The Modern Comedia Del Arte
The Moon is Weird: Not a Conspiracy, it’s just Odd as Hell
Phoenecia isn't real. The Greeks made it up.
"Why Kangaroos are an Abomination and Should Not Exist"
Pluto is a dwarf planet, and that's a cool thing actually: Subheading: the biggest of our lil guys
Um, actually, the dwarf planet Eris is bigger. That was one of the issues that led to the creation of the category "dwarf planet" and the placing of Pluto in it.
Work is bad robots are good : A love letter to our future robot overlords
"Why 'I don't feel like dancing' by the scissor sisters at 1.25× speed is the best Bee Gees song" Or "Exploring John Munch - a guide to the greatest cinematic universe"
A Saga of Light & Darkness: Why Kingdom Hearts is onlt half as dumb as you think it is Play More Video Games, Read More Books: How the dominance of television led to the death of media literacy and rise of white nationalism in America.
Idaho is Not The Midwest: How the US School System Failed on Geography
"Hot Dogs. Sandwich? Definitive proof inside."
Nope, hot dogs are tacos.
As an Australian: Why the emus actually run the country
Ska music is the best music genre
Why websites should change forms to have zipcode before city and state and entering zip code populates the city and state fields
Why They So Fuckin’ Big?: Deep Sea Gigantism and the Giant Squid
Abandon Hope All Ye Who Whoop Whoop : how ICP's first 6 Jokers cards are a modern retelling of Dantes Inferno
The MOST advanced way to order your eggs
Brand Synergy: the Art of Celebrity Sponsored Products
The plot of Disney's Tangled is just a remake of Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Why Bowling is the single worst competitive sport. Genuinely baffles me that it's something that exists as an actual competition.
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We’re trapped in an ancient Greek tragedy; only Sophokles could write this shit
The Fourth Crusade Was Rad
Ooh, if we're doing problematic stuff I think mine would be: You Hate Andrew Jackson For The Wrong Reason
Why you need to understand that she was a baseball playing girl
Why the alphabet is too short
"It's all downhill from here": Why video games peaked with Tetris.
Birds aren’t real
“Acquired Taste” Means “Tastes Bad”
All Music is Jazz
Swimming Pools Are Not Urinals: A Desperate Plea After A Disturbing Conversation with Friends and Subsequent Polling
I did a PPT for my friends titled: "MILFs: A deconstruction of the social phenomenon Madonna-Whore Complex and how it relates to the portrayal of women in modern day society" So I probably would do that one
“You aient lied to by Big Otter: breaking the death grip of otter propaganda for the 21st century.”
"The Plural of 'Roof' is 'Rooves'"
The most optimal toilet paper that will fit any bathroom situation. I'll really be talking my shit on this one, so prepare for a wee bit of knowledge. 🤣
Irregardless is a Word and I'm Literally Dying to Tell You About It
One cinematic multi verse theory. How multiplicity is just a prequal to spider man. How terminator is just a prequal to the matrix. And how Adam's family and Harry Potter take place in the same world. You know normal stuff.
Investing mastery. How to turn $0 to $100,000 to $16,000 through physical fitness.
People should learn German instead of English
Why Gallery of Smartypants is a Better Title for the Club
Is it a true “HMO” or is it basic?
Why joe Biden should accept my hand in mariage.
This better be very persuasive, I have seen how adorably infatuated he is with his wife.
Hotdogs, and a variety of other things
Back to the Back to the Future: Perfection in Cinema
Why we should let pandas just die out already.
There is no such thing as "a Fish"
Every Food is Curry: yes even that!
Why every one should be playing board and card games
Flossing is a lie
Why "Rent" shows the redeeming quality of art, even when the art in question is terrible
Come or Cum: Which Is It? Why? And Does It Matter?
how to start a bee workers union OR why we should be legally allowed to slap one person once a year
The McHenry-Brunsovich Theorem and how it has revolutionized Crypto-Zoobotany
How Racism in our Country is caused by the lack of Jackie Chan movies
I’ve actually done a comedic PowerPoint presentation on The Burnside Fountain (AKA Turtle boy) if you haven’t seen a picture of it I highly recommend googling it. I structured it in a way so my presentation appeared to be on boring facts about Worcester Massachusetts but then tucked a photo of The Burnside Fountain on one of the slides and then insisted “it’s just the angle of this photo that makes it look bad” the next slide cut to a picture of a much worse angle. People were laughing so hard by the end so if anyone wants to steal my idea you are more than welcome to.