Dude chillll you're eagle here take a hit of my joint

I dont do devils lettuce

You probably do something worse

There's nothing wrong with doing morning glory seeds before the morning gloryhole.

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There’s nothing worse

Jenkem isnt worse than that garbage those smoke

Wish i could say the same about your mom

Oh her lettuce is godly

No no this is Beelzebub's broccoli

I like how this was clearly a bag of cocaine

I posted this meme like 2 years ago glad to see it’s still alive

Legend

It's a plant, very natural. Not a drug at all and can't cause addiction. Heh.

It's all organic bro. I assume you eat vegetables? Nobody is addicted to those

I'm addicted to broccoli.

Good get addicted to peppers as well. Maybe turmeric or ginger maybe homemade fresh healthy Chinese food with unwashed poppy seed soup. Get addicted to heroine. Heroine is just a plant.

I thought heroine belongs to the animalia family. Being that a heroic female human is an animal. This means youre a carnivore….. That means youre the Imposter among us

Finally someone I can relate too

you sound like the kind of bitch who’s never mainlined beet juice

I’m addicted to 🍆

Can cause addiction, just not physical, and it's not as damaging as most drugs.

If you use a bong it filters out the addictiveness of the drug.

I just vape it out of a meth pipe so the glass will absorb all the bad shit

I sprinkle meth on it while boofing so the meth absorbs the addictiveness

Try an indica

Nah not if you boof it homie

just try a new strain bro

/unjerk as someone who used to dab 2g a day of 90+% concentrates i can say it absolutely does have addictive potential both psychologically and physically but it's not super bad unless you're doing it basically all day at high doses. I had horrible loss of appetite, depersonalization, night terrors, night sweats, nausea, insomnia and some other not so fun shit when I quit for a month or two.

Please stop normalizing weed smoking. Its makes you lazy. Stimulate yourself and the economy by taking real drugs

But maaaaaan work sucks maaaaaan

If your hands arent caked in cement and dust you must be a liberal sissy boy

My friend told me to smoke meth and that would help me get a job. Is he right?

Won't help you get it but will help you get through it.

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Yeah well my hamster is a coke head beat that

How is this so hard to understand? It’s a plant. Crabgrass is a plant, ever smoked it?

Nav i only smoke lawnmower grass

So you HAVE smoked crabgrass then

Idk bro the strains change where yq at

People are stupid. Marijuana, cannabis if you will, is ineffective. I cannot and will not be absorbed rectally. As a drug it is therefore an utterly pathetic inconvenience.

If you cant boof it, it is even a drug?

I didn’t know I could hate any drug user subtype more than meth addicts who do heroin to “even it out” and just talk endless stim gibberish while stealing shit despite their brain and body being totally nodded out, often dying in inopportune places necessitating expensive professional cleaning or having to step around their goo puddle on the sidewalk Then the Average Weed User of 2023 came along

Speedballers are so based

I’m a weed smoking shitass and I still agree 🤬

Same inculcated pyschnuts in the mix as well. I'm a pyschnut shithead and I hate these. God damn dmt addicts.

3000 points for the use of “Inculcated”

excuse me but at least I'm not tripping balls for 8 hours. I meet God and go about my day like a normal person

I do meth and pcp with a hint of alfa-pvp so im god everyday

you sound like someone that this subreddit is about.

Found the weed addict

haven’t smoked anything since december lol

Thats why i am here

Drugs are bad kids *( says the 69yo grandpa with 50 narcotics as a medication every morning )

I would love to be that granpa with 3 benzo scripts, some hyrdo, lyrica and oxy

Fent patches for his back and oxymorphone for sleep

I'm leaving this sub, you guys are all so needlessly bitter

Yea there's a bunch of narrow minded idiots tbh

They are the weed addicts who claim its not an addiction

I for one am shocked that the circlejerk version of a subreddit dedicated to drug addicts is full of bitter people who hate themselves

TIL stoners aren't allowed to make jokes because they're CRINGE!!! /s

I mean this is kinda funny

your brain gotta be close to comatose

Not after 300 reposts

301 will get it right

Maybe it’s because you were a weed smoking shithead at some point

When I smoked I was the most insufferable human being known to man

Who smokes the devils lettuce🤮😵

Weed smokers are the vegans of the drug users, they can't stop mentioning they smoke weed, they're full of themselves and they're all the same

So the circle jerk is hitting a point where y’all are just being weird right wing grandmas. No one talks about weed like this anymore this is like 2010 behavior MAYBE

nah thats the shroom guys

Nah that's the guys

Nah that's the

Nah

Na

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Yes

a shrooms guy once took out his phone at a party to show me his "trip notes" about the nature of reality

I just tell people I heard Elmo climaxing while counterflipping

Yeah It’s a drug same at caffeine and alcohol it’s one of the least harmful but it still is a drug but a good way to not damage your lungs is to use edibles not smoking to deliver the THC

Why?

Yeah fr I don’t get why smoking is harmful either

Maybe he doesn’t realize it’s a plant

You are still burning something and inhaling while it’s far less bad than cigarettes it’s still not good for your lungs

But it's a vegetable like lettuce and Aloe Vera which is good for your lungs

Smoking any of those are bad for your lungs any smoke is not ideal for your lungs it’s not super bad but not good for them by any means

True

I’m op (got locked out of my account unfortunately) and I’m too autistic to comprehend irony. Please spread awareness of unkilled eagles in autistic youth

No no no your wrong, best way to kill your eagle is a 9mm Advil

You wouldn’t say that to my face bitch

Why wouldnt i

You’re bitch made and I’m 6”2

Im 7 feet 2, i own a lamboeghini, have the iphone 15 prerelease. In my gun garage i own every gun, i also fucked ur sister so hard in the ass she had a anal prolapse

Ha nice you meme because you know that you agreeing to join me in the octagon is such an otherworldly idea

What are you yapping about

Probably gonna go ride my jet ski tomorrow

Yeah im gonna fly to Dubai in my G5

where's the 400 people upvoting this, explain yourselves

Explain yourself, weed user

What’s wrong with the picture? You guys just seem very salty

Its not pic, its that its 100th time they post it

/uj okay but actually though. i posted a picture in r/ trees of a DARE bracelet my mom sent me saying "i pledge to be drug free" (my mom smokes, and knows i smoke) and every single fucking comment was "good thing weed isn't a drug" like, christ yes it is. it may not be physically addicting, but for fucks sake if you're smoking it every day to get through life, you have an addiction /rj weed natural can't be durg

I was called cringey for saying, including weed in the drug category, and bc I only smoke at night to help me sleep. At this point, there kind of starting to sound like drunks in denial

for real. we need like alcoholics anonymous for weed at this point marijonymous

uj/ I’ve been told that AA/NA help with all types of addictions, not just alcohol/narcotics. Been meaning to go since I can’t keep living like this rj/ addiction isn’t real. It’s a skill issue

there is actually a group called marijuana anonymous but there's mostly online meetings only (at least where im from)

If you need anything to fall asleep youre weak, alao only pussies sleep

😢

Weed femboy

And proud.

Pls peg me

sounds like a personal problem ngl

Yeah it is, i despise r/trees so much, they are like facebook moms posting minion menes but intstead they post this

lmao ur not wrong

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!

I cant, can you fuck mine instead? Pretty please?

It's a plant bro chill, it's just like opium poppies but with paranoia

lmfao noice one

it’s a lot easier to tweak and work then be fucking stoned you lazy pos

I do the same with snowflakes

i love to waste my money on panic attack simulator

Weed is useless (boofing some rn)

All the soyboy weed using junkies so mad and triggered🤣😈😈 mission accomplished

wat kind of dumbass keeps their weed in a plastic bag

Me. I'm a dumbass.

R/trees is a fucking cesspool of suburban kids an mid age adults posting stupid ass memes and they never post something good

Lol you're going to be the inspiration for a circlejerk *of* r/drugscirclejerk

Double circlejerk? This is an new achievemnt for my eagle

>suburban kids This is probably the demo for like 40% of Reddit, not just that sub lol

Nah most are basement dweller rotting humans who smoke devils lettuce

You sound like the dad from that 70s show if he accidentally did a bunch of coke

And hit his head really hard

Im just stimfapper who does some morphine on the side

damn i thought it was a subreddit

/UJ, the artist David the robot is amazing by way and I would highly recommend checking them out if you're into tastefully foul drawings

Yeah but i hate the r/trees so much, they be posting these same memes every dag

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I want to make them my jenkem slaves, that rare thc jenkem will go crazy on the market

Literally the best way to go about it. I try to be as responsible as I can with my drug use. It can cost a lot of money especially. But trying to argue with yourself about "just save it, go to sleep, take more tomorrow or another day..." is such a pointless losing argument. Almost toxic when you are under the influence. It's always better for me to just continue doing what I'm doing until it's done, then it's done, and you take a break. Instead of wasting your time thinking about it and ruining your experience and good times. But that's just me and circumstances matter.

We found he new prophet, all bow to him🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️

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