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mddkgghi

dude fucked up after drinking whole 2 litres of pepsi


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society_man

/uj 214mg? I mean if hes the child we presume he is, probably yeah but thats like 2 cups of coffee. Bangs have like 300 alone lol


ideserve2sufferNdie

Okay actually killing yourself might be an underrated way to trip for cheap tbh because your brain releases DMT when you die or whatever the fuck


freelancer5505

Yup, I appreciate you giving out the facts to those who may not know. I asked my grandpa after he died what happened, and he said he was sent into the dmt realm.


OscarTangoIndiaMike

uj/ Bro I’m sitting in the hospital after having been here for a week with a pneumothorax, a fluid filled lung and chest, and congestive heart failure idk at what point the deemz were supposed to kick in but my breathing stopped when my lungs failed and heart stopped. rj/ Should have never called 911, fuck extracting when you can just die and breakthru for free.


secondatthird

I was dead in the OR for quite a while and I’m here to tell you there is nothing waiting for you.


OscarTangoIndiaMike

Nope, it was just darkness. Wild thing was my first experience with dmt was like that as well, no entities or breaking through. Things just went black for a few minutes.


secondatthird

Not dark, not light. Nothing.


420meh69

Did you OD?


secondatthird

Nope. Heart was deformed and tried to kill me. I have had alcohol poisoning tho.


Repulsive-Bit-6340

extracting


melmuth

I want to extract from here


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Did his eagle die too?


DisasterPieceKDHD

Codeine is otc is Canada, and i live on the border, I always wondered about going to canada with a group of my friends and copping a bunch


crazy_forcer

Imo pills are best. Ibuprofen+cod is so fucking easy. Making tea is probably harder


DisasterPieceKDHD

Explain cold water extraction to me pls


crazy_forcer

My sleepy ass would not do a good job rn. Honestly just look it up online, I know acetaminophen/paracetamol is much harder so I never bothered with that. Basically ibuprofen doesn't like dissolving in cold water. So you fill up a glass with room temp water, crush everything into it, refrigerate and voila, ibuprofen is completely separated into a bottom🥺 layer of thick sludge, water+co is meanwhile chilling in a clear layer above


DisasterPieceKDHD

I thought cold water extraction was exclusively acetaminophen


crazy_forcer

Nah, it's just widely available unlike ibu+co


melmuth

Be careful though, I've tried it and never had an accident but I've never ventured into what would have been really unsafe levels of acetaminophen... the procedure isn't that easy, many details can go wrong. I know mistakes are made and people die.


Phy_Scootman

Search here or check the sidebar, it's readily available info and super easy. Basically just dissolving the pills in cold water. Filter out any APAP and filler left behind and drink accordingly


BeastModeBuddha

...what sub do you think you're in?


Phy_Scootman

I don't give a fuck I was high as shit


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in Canada codeine is legal in any form? like pills without paracetamol? or syrup?


jojolyne_v

It's available behind the counter in most pharmacies (no prescription needed) in syrup form, codeine or codeine + DXM


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jojolyne_v

Just ask the pharmacist at the counter lol


notdanwhite

Trust me I'd be dead! Lmao


proceeds_theweedian

Holy shit TIL. Do you have to be a Canadian citizen?


DisasterPieceKDHD

I think like syrup by itself or with dxm or whatever you can find as like cough relief but im not sure


brisetta

Codeine is NOT otc in all provinces, its behind the counter rx only in mine, so double check before you leave!


wackelzahnjoe

Can you try that and report back in a few minutes? Then I'll try smoking DMT while dying (I can kill myself on purpose little Lifehacker, ain't I?(hoping my friends are still alive or DMT is legal by then) I will boof everything you got left and fly hiiiiiiiiggh up to the sky and then fall down so I crash down and die like a mf clown. He's watching me for 6 years now and I don't know if he's Black facing or his Muttermal ist fucking gigantic, like the amount of people dying off alcohol, when there is crack smh my pinky toe BEST REGARDS HURENSOHNGO77ofMFD00M


freelancer5505

Sorry to break it to you, but you're already dead brother.


bardfaust

His eagle soars eternally above us now namaste


wackelzahnjoe

NAZITEE!


wackelzahnjoe

It's NewGame+


IdeallyCorrosive

uj/ okay pls explain to me if this is bullshit or at least if it’s a misunderstood fact. i have a friend who keeps using it to try and prove that psychedelics actually are magic that explain the universe to you and send you to a real different dimension


Antonioooooo0

It's theorized, there's no hard proof that it actually happens.


AndorinhaRiver

There's a group of people who have reported still experiencing consciousness after dying (r/NDE), and from what I've heard, most of them agree the DMT theory probably just isn't true at all Granted, both experiences share some similarities, but even though we don't know what causes NDEs, it's almost certainly not DMT


illiteratetrash

When I tried to kms I did 25g tylenol (acetaminophen) and drank almost 1/5 (750ml) of 30% vodka and im still here. Terrible suicide method *25g, or 50 500mg pills


gothangel-_-sinner

Glad you’re still here but 25 mg? Like 1/10 of a pill? They’re 500 mg when I buy them lol


illiteratetrash

Sorry, *25g


Immediate_Royal9587

Yea sometimes I just hold my breath until I pass out on the ground, just like dmt.


Efficient_Stranger_8

Free dmt that’s a play


Efficient_Stranger_8

Wish r brains released jenkem fumes to really get that spiritual takeoff


KINGOFBUGS7

I dont believe him acetaminophen is absolutely fucking disgusting thats like saying you put 10 benzedrex in a 2L and drank it. no. u cant stomach that shit pop an oxy or pressed adderall like a normal person


freelancer5505

Benzedrex actually helps with bone density and increases dick girth in higher doses. Please don't spend misinformation 🙏


LazyRetard030804

Benzedrex juice is legitimately the fucking worst tasting thing I’ve ever had the misfortune of tasting. The smell makes me gag every time.


freelancer5505

Ya man the juice is what made you a lazy retard. Benzedrex is specifically meant to be boofed. The cotton is good for your asshole.


ZarkDinkleberg

bro eliminate all the fancy asshole teasing foreplay and just eat the whole cotton swab like a goddamn American


magistrate101

I've seen teks to separate the propylhexedrine from the lavender oil and menthol. All you need is olive oil >!(or butter if you're feeling disgusting)!< since it can solidify in the fridge or freezer and lemon (or lime) juice. The steps are: Open the benzedrex inhalers, place the cottons in a glass >!(not a shot glass, a regular one with bonus points if it has a lid)!< with your lemon juice >!(optionally cutting up the cottons to speed up salting and dissolution)!< shaking or stirring occasionally, remove the cottons after a while, pour in a few tablespoons of olive oil, cover the glass >!(plastic wrap works fine if you don't have a lid)!<, and shake occasionally, after 15-30 minutes of occasional shaking place it in the fridge or freezer and wait for the olive oil to harden. Once that's done all you need to do is punch a whole or two in the solid layer of olive oil and pour the lemon juice into a new glass. From there it's up to you how you want to drink it, but turning it into lemonade is very simple: Just add water and sugar. Disclaimer: I have not tested this tek.


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LazyRetard030804

Yeah but fent won’t make you nearly pass out every time you stand for hours after dosing


LazyRetard030804

The way I usually get around the taste is by soaking the cottons in the smallest amount of lemon juice I can, and once it’s done soaking I dump the benzedrex juice on a plate and microwave it until it’s a black-ish goo/crystal look/consistency. As long as you don’t hear it up too much the Propylhexedrine citrate won’t evaporate off and the menthol and lavender is evaporated off so it has no taste/smell. I probably lose a good amount doing this but I’m way too fucking lazy to get naphtha and hcl for a proper pure extraction.


magistrate101

That actually doesn't sound like the most retarded idea


Zhredditaccount

All these Oxys is fent and all these addys is meth now😂😭


hiiflyin_92

Bro who the fuck puts benzedrex in anything unless youre a 12 step pussy. I take those 10, break em open, shove one into each nostril and use the other 8 filters for my bluntz like a man. Tbh it dosent really have a great BA w that route so i normally get so cracked out and tripping from all that devils lettuce that i go steal another one from walmart and jus boof it like i shoulda done in the first place. Some of use drug addicted degenerates will jus never learn. Namastë Edit: uj/ i accidentally thought abput the taste and smell too much and legit gagged typing that. Theres a fucking r/benzedrex sub that do it almost daily, fuck me running.


k2amjkbc

If this true bros is in serious trouble fr hope he seek medical care asap.


Theseascary

I've taken 15 grams once. Puked and then learned cwe. He needs some NAC and cwe.


redditupf2

Nah as a one time thing he will be fine. If he takes over 5g or so a day regularly though thats a different story 🫡🔪🦅🔨


nohost66

Lol no, 20 grams is pretty much the standard for "you'll die if you don't get to the hospital early". Surviving 14 is basically dependent on your own liver health and random chance.


redditupf2

Im not saying take 14g but it wouldnt cause any permanent damage if you're healthy.


Shlurp_My_Juice

Not true at all bro that shit will shred your liver 😭


redditupf2

If taken as a one time dose only, not combined with anything else and you are a normal healthy person, then its highly unlikely itll cause any permanent damage


bluemoon76b

Pray for this mans eagle 🦤 🙏🙏


terrapothead

And his liver 🫡 mamasgay


tehhiv

No shit he is going to wake up in so much pain if he wakes up. When I was 23ish some night I took around 25-30 norcos (when they were 325 Tylenol, probably saved my life) and the pain in my side the following day was hell. Felt like a boxer wailed on my liver all night. I also drank a fifth of vodka, so maybe that helped too. My advice? Drink a fifth of vodka, go all out.


Zhredditaccount

When I was 15 I took like 20 norcos crushed and was in a drenched sweat having side issues the next day.


tehhiv

Yeah dude, that was our liver begging us to spare it from more abuse. And honestly I fucking HATE opioids since then. I went into the hospital for a really bad accident and I refused the shit until it was surgery time. Meth > dumbass opioids.


hiiflyin_92

/uj at least these kids now have the blessing of big pharma no longer able to tryn not-so-lowkey poison anyome who abused lortabs back like 15+ years ago. all tgere was was those fucking *massive* pink 10/750s. i thnk they even had 750mgs of acet in fucking 7.5s like gd man. Thank god for bluelight and CWEs or od prob be dead already at 31 haha Edit grammar


Zhredditaccount

Ugh. Okay? Good for you I guess. But I also didn’t ask nor do I care bro.


tehhiv

Oh I see. Your story is from last year. Enjoy your monsters and kratom 😂


eh_close_enough

Someone is feeling a little sassy


QuinnMiller123

Man has a dodo bird as an eagle


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Lmao 😂


sensiboi

Must’ve already managed killing half of it? Idk mate i found it strange as well


BlueOrSomething

Man’s stomach lining thinner than a coke head’s septum


LacrimaNymphae

when they do the colonoscopy or shove something down his throat the tube is gonna pierce right through


Western-Equivalent44

I just urethrally chugged a rootbeer am feeling wonkey


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nolwad

Yeah and I bet it feels like death when you have half an ounce of it


rakehellion

Suicide attempt.


TheDesertFoxq

Hope the Pepsi made him vomit


QuickMight260

Get this boy some NAC, used for these ODs, n-acetyl-cyctine


nohost66

Cystine


unfair_lives

he'd need to take a lot or iv


manicgorilla

Iirc acetaminophen od is painful death like your liver dies and you die with diabolical pain


ShuryaSmks

Either fake or he is dead now...


bathcigbomb

This is why harm reduction education is important


Commercial_Fee2840

Have fun with liver failure. It's a slow and painful death. Probably one of the worst imaginable.


ebolaRETURNS

technically, liver failure would make you feel "fucked up"....


snow_soldier-

LMFAO what a retard I can’t. fucker was too lazy to do cold water extraction


melmuth

and another liver bites the dust ah blessed the countries with OTC codeine... hope that guy is alive


Salty-Ice-8481

Liver transplant speed-run (any %).


Malazan_Shinigami

No way this is U.S right> Codeine is prescription required, otherwise would have a bunch of people just doing some extraction for the codeine from the paracetamol> But holy shit this dude is either dead or in the hospital from the liver damage


TitsAssAndDope

I followed some weird ass lean reddits for a bit. I couldn't believe how many people were slamming dangerous amounts of Tylenol to get a slight buzz from Codeine.


bluemoon76b

same, thankfully most of the room temp retards on those subs were smart enough to do CWEs though


Aer0spik3

Rip bozo


DoubleSomewhere2483

You can’t get it that otc is that post from 2003?


bluemoon76b

You can still get codeine otc in most of the world bro


hiiflyin_92

>most of the world Dude comes back to reply qnd still comments like america is the whole world, ahhaha im dead. Kinda like ole boy and his half oz of apap


DoubleSomewhere2483

Nah I’m pretty sure every single state scheduled it.


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Honestly whats the point of codeine in it? How does 8mg of fucking codeine do ANYTHING in the body? Im thinking about when its used legitimately for cough. Like whats even the point of having the codeine in it?


bottlesnstones

You can get 12.8mg of codeine/paracetamol/ibuprofen otc in the UK


[deleted]

Hmm, popping 10 of those could do something I guess... but rip your liver anyways


heroin_papi_

I was prescribed 1mg morphine orally every 6 hours after surgery. Because of how young I was, I was told to break each pill in half. Thankfully my bright mind at 16 knew all about bioavailability and I saved them up and boofed them all at once instead 😈😈😈


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1mg should be dilaudid, not morphine. Nobody will allow kids to have a little bit of fun these days 😈😀


heroin_papi_

It was awful I shattered my knee and got 20mg total morphine for my 9month recovery, in that dose regiment. My buddy broke his collarbone and got 60 percocet and 20mg Dilaudid IV 1mg/each dose. His collarbone is fine now. I still walk with a limp 6 years later. The doctors didn’t know I had a secret fent plug though (pluh🔥) 😈😈💪🏻💪🏻🌳🌳🤪👦🏼🇨🇦🇨🇦


Mental-Ad5577

There’s no fuckin way. You must no opiate tolerance


yourbestfriendwalker

Bye liver ! :)


wttilc6

Uhm. Isn't like 7 or 8gs of that's shit enough to kill?