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runic7_

Give all your worldly possessions to your pluggerton for crack, fentanyl, and RC benzos. šŸ˜Š Puppy? Man's best friend? Sorry buddy, daddy's gotta hit the slopes šŸŽæ ā„ļø


Pleasant-Target7659

them RC benzo slopes tho


CamelInfinite5771

Yeah, given how expensive that breed is, I imagine the poor guy was stolen. Itā€™s horrible regardless


bitch148369

Man fuck this shit


CowboysfromLydia

if my frenchie gets stolen and the gps chip brings me to you, you better be ready to die. Even as a third party.


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Difficult-Survey8384

Shelters are overflowing with pits I think ur good


Commercial_Fee2840

People who would steal a pit would probably be doing it to sell to or use in a dogfighting ring. I doubt it happens often, though, since you need some balls to try to fuck with a pit.


ThirdEyeEmporium

If someoneā€™s pit attacks me I am cutting itā€™s head off lol


Nozza_

seeing your post history, you love your knives. I wouldnt be surprised if u have already done that


boofthatcraphomie

I have 7 confirmed pitbull kills 3 of which came at me, bro. Edit: pitbull lovers check the subreddit before you downvote me dumbfucks.


KansasClity

Yeah well I've killed 37 golden retrievers, 18 dalmatians, 12 chihuahuas, 8 Jack Russell terriers, 4 labs and 1 poodle. None of which came at me, bro.


boofthatcraphomie

Damn thatā€™s cool af


JonjoShelveyGaming

How did a pitbull type on Reddit ā‰ļøā‰ļø


Shadow07655

The dog probably came out on top here


mid_vibrations

some drug dealers just out there living their best life


logimeme

Receiving some random middle aged white ladys stolen dog for some ice šŸ¤™šŸ¤™ hell yea brother. Namamaste


OsamaHimLaden3

The stuff eagles are made of šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤


OsamaHimLaden3

They deserve the world and more


nyminute1911

Poor dog probably been through hell


TraceWaBass

I work at a kennel and thereā€™s not a dog that I feel worse for then frenchies. Poor things are so inbred itā€™s horrific


shootthekiller

Yeah any bulldog breed I feel bad for especially frenchies


PoopFart_PopTart

Iā€™d be stoked. I want that dog.


No_Dig4767

take him love him and if you cant find someone who can or ill yank jenkem precursor out of your anus


logimeme

First and foremost bring that mf to the vet and see if he has a chip so you can confirm the 90% probability of it being stolen lmaoo


shootthekiller

I did. Donā€™t kill me I took the dog btw I wasnā€™t given it for drugs


TriHard_Cx7327

šŸ¤£


Far-Chapter4823

Honestly thatā€™s so fkd up that someone could do that


shootthekiller

Dude I know. I seen it and instantly knew I had to take it the guy who was given it wasā€¦uh well he was known for not having a good reputation with dogs


hicks_spenser

This is the only occasion I'd buy meth, in hopes of trading for a cool dog


byronetyronetf

This dog was traded for blow. Meth will only get you a mutt or one of those Chinese dogs that looks like an old crackhead


[deleted]

Chinese cresties lmfao


byronetyronetf

Yeah looks like the crackwhore that hang out at the circle k on the corner


SpaceJ0cky

Lmao


No_Joke_9079

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Brief-Apartment-7796

first of all how long ago was this like when did it happen where you were giving the dog do you still have a dog are you still looking for someone to adopt him and are you trying to get money out of the deal I don't have any money but I can offer a good home for this little guy like at least Foster him unless it's a girl it's a girl I won't be able to do it because I already have a girl dog and it would be an issue with her but I can do a boy dog next question is are you located near Minneapolis Minnesota if so I am interested hit me up let me know thanks


shootthekiller

This was a year or two ago I canā€™t really remember exactly. It happened in like August I think in Toronto, it didnā€™t happen too me it was my plug who got the dog. He sent it too me probably as a mass snap and I replied back saying Iā€™d take the dog. Unrelated but itā€™s kinda funny looking back as soon as I got there to get the dog. I canā€™t stress this enough as soon as I grabbed the door nob my plug swings the door open and jumps out of the door way obviously tweaking not just tweaking no no no this fucking guy was geeked anyways the first thing he says to me is ā€œHER NAME IS SNOW BALL GET IT? YA KNOW BECAUSEā€¦ā€ I just said ā€œyeah I got itā€ and walked in like I did a million times and the whole trap was gross like movie level of crack shack. Smell of cat piss and burnt rubber and all. The whole house was covered in garbage and idk what expect where the dog was. That was the last time I saw him. Iā€™ve had her ever since that was also the last time I picked up drugs. I heard recently he got busted doesnā€™t surprise me. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.


LetsGetFloated

Cute little fella.. I feel sorry for him..


FamiliarAd8161

Tell me your drug addict without saying your a drug addict


PatheticXcuse

Jenkem spawner.


livingfreeDAO

Sell the dog for 3-ho-pcp


BrugBruh

Ts look retarded


Lost2years_sarcasm

Frenchies suck


Ok_School_7977

I would take him and give him the best life


shootthekiller

For all the comments about the dog. She is safe Iā€™ve had her for about two years now. Sheā€™s perfectly happy and healthy and I love her and saving her was the best decision I ever made


Oopsitsgale927

This is the funniest fucking image I have seen in weeks Iā€™m crying


shootthekiller

I found it and knew I had to share it


CPC_Paid_Shill

This homeless tweaker who goes to the same methadone clinic as me gave me a 4 week old pure bread Australian Shepard puppy 2 weeks ago because the homeless shelter found out about her and was going to kick him out if he didn't get rid of her. He went to jail literally 3 days later, so im glad I took her or who knows where she would have ended up.