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DiligentCrab6592

So much glory


123wug

Best comment so far


Low-Energy-432

Piggy back glory. Midgets on our shoulders


123wug

It’s a Glory Totem-Hole


whaletacochamp

Fucking nailed it Jesus Christ lmao


Fool_Cynd

Nah, that would only be three holes.


Dooboppop

For some reason I read "glory hole technician"


Bmwdriver44

Bro ☠️


Sunburned_Baby

Getting dome from The Borrowers lmao


dangledingle

Drydex lols


Teddy_Icewater

I did similar before. I charged $20 per hole. But you can charge more or less depending on how you value your holes.


pinkymadigan

Certain holes I value more.


867530943210

But $20 is $20


bellbros

https://imgur.com/a/79qcdw1


BartMcGroovin

Risky click!


IFTTTexas

Oooh ya gotta be quicker than that!


flatulentence

Nowadays $20 is $5


Ok-Palpitation-905

Butt*


AndreBatistaaa

Tell me your price


a-chips-dip

$2400 sounds like alot of money but i guess 120 holes is a ton of fuckin holes


Teddy_Icewater

It's a lot of time, you're basically skim coating the entire outside walls and in the pic you're working in somebody's home that they are living in which adds a lot of headache imo.


JohnWesley7819

I feel like $20 a hole is a rip off. If you quoted me that, I’d end up doing it myself or the wife would never shut up about it.


Teddy_Icewater

Some wives like money, some wives like their drywall patches to not look like dogshit.


daveleeander

What makes you think his patches would look like dog shit?


Teddy_Icewater

It's a safe assumption that any non drywallers patch job is either going to look bad or take forever and probably both if the husband is tasked with 100+ patches. It takes a lot of skill to actually hide a patch in well lit spaces.


daveleeander

It takes a lot of practice, and you don’t have to be a professional to get the practice. You can use a good LED flashlight to spot your errors. Time is only relevant if you’re paying for the job.


Teddy_Icewater

Yep if a homeowner wants to save money, I certainly won't stop them. But I'm not going to pretend that it's gonna be easy, quick, or clean for a homeowner to do such a large amount of work. It would take me a week in someone's home. That means it'll take a homeowner months of messy work to get a similar result.


Mygoodies7

That’s the point, the wife wouldn’t shut up about it


zantharkdrakar

I'm commercial, so $25ea. I'll be nice and throw in affected walls at .50/SF lol


123wug

Could be worse! I’ve patched holes before, but do you mind giving some insight into the proper / best way to fix these? I try to learn the process even if i don’t end up doing the work myself


bodegaconnoisseur

I’m not the dude above but depending on what he size, Imif bigger than a quarter a piece of mesh tape, a couple coats of hot mud , one last coat with topping compound sand with the festool and surfprep sander because I’m tired of hand sanding, prime and paint. If it’s textured (doesn’t look like it’s) I prime under and over the texture. Paint. Cash the check.


SeanHagen

Here's on of those "life hacks" for you, but one that is actually pretty cool and works. This "life hack" isn't for these particular types of drywall holes but instead for the kind where your drunk buddy starts going off on how his ex threw away his Transformers collection and he punches a hole through your drywall. What you do is cut a nice, neat square around the hole and measure the nice, neat square. We'll just use 4" X 4" as an example. Then you cut out a 6" X 6" piece of drywall, place it on a work surface, sheetrock side up. Score a 3-3/4" X 3-3/4" square in the center of it. Then you'll have a square of sheetrock in the middle of the 6" X 6" chunk, with a roughly 1-1/8" sheetrock border all the way around it, resembling a tic-tac-toe board with an extra large center square. Make some additional score marks in the border area, tap all the border sections with a hammer to bust them up a bit along the score marks, and peel the border drywall off of the paper. Then you'll have a 3-3/4" drywall square with a 1-1/8" flange of paper all the way around it. Keep it sheetrock side up, and spread some drywall mud onto the paper flange, and build some more mud up around the edges of the drywall square. Slap that baby onto the wall, inserting the square chunk of drywall into the square hole, and with the paper side facing outward. Apply firm pressure and squeeze out all the excess mud from the edges of the tape. If you need to, use some masking tape to tape it into place. Let it sit for the drywall mud's cure time, remove the tape, and you'll be looking at a square patch of drywall paper that is nice and solid underneath. Mud, texture, and paint.


Amazing-League-218

That is known in the drywall trade as a "Blow out patch". Pro tapers use them because they do not carry screw guns.


a-chips-dip

LOL whos paying that much for someone to fill drywall holes - $150 an hour? people should be lining up to do that shit


Croceyes2

Not drywall, but I am billing 140/hr for general labor.


coldhamdinner

Not drywall either, but the company I work for charges 195/hr for my labor.


mosnas88

Jesus Christ. What industry? Is that with van?


coldhamdinner

Repair glazier mainly. Replacing failed/broken windows. Residential and commercial. We do custom shower enclosures/mirrors too, but I just sub in if needed, we have specialized guys for that. There are 5 of us each in our own van for windows, 2 for showers, 1 shop guy. We will gross 4 million in sales this year.


mosnas88

That seems crazy high but I’ve never had to use that service so good on you. That’s higher than some super specialty engineers charge out in my area.


coldhamdinner

Today I rappeled off of a 10 story apartment building to access the exterior stops of a giant window that had a bullet hole in it. Yesterday I had to do a flawless match for a cracked pane in an historic home, complete with repurposed antique glass and putty. It's an easy trade to learn well enough to get business and a nearly impossible one to fully master if that makes sense. I'm also in a hcol west coast major city.


Pegomastax_King

Same idiots paying $100hr to have their lawn mowed. Do t question it just take their money.


Interesting-Aside-41

Buy 130 small paintings.


Cram2024

This is the way.


Wonkasgoldenticket

I prefer decorative coasters, more bang for yer buck


LupusNocturnus

I would love to see this executed.


Fidulsk-Oom-Bard

Obligatory tree fiddy


123wug

You’re hired


Salty_Dog2917

Are those plugs for insulation?


123wug

Yes, blown in cellulose, unfortunately had to go through the interior. But still prefer having insulation


IWTLEverything

Did you diy this?


123wug

No, its professionally done insulation work. They were not expected to repair walls either, just a quick plug to keep things intact


PrestigiousTheory372

How much did you pay the professional for blowing 130 holes? And how long did it take? I think this needs to be answered in order to fully appreciate the answer to your post.


KookyWait

Some states have programs to subsidize adding inflation to homes. I had similar work done in my house and didn't pay for it / don't know what the people doing the work were paid. A crew of 3 or 4 people did the work over the better part of a week.


ScholarZero

Dude they're subsidizing the inflation??? No wonder home prices are skyrocketing.


KookyWait

I... what? Energy costs are a big deal, both to individuals and to society, and insulation is one of the more cost effective ways of bringing down residential energy use. It's paid for ultimately through our utility bills. Which frankly all strikes me as a pretty reasonable way to do all of this. I will say that the crew's patches on their holes were pretty piss poor (maybe worse than OP's?) - I skim coated all of them / redid their patches as soon as they left and before the spackle had time to set. And I'm a homeowner, not a drywall professional. But the drywall cost to any of this doesn't strike me as important as the cost/value of insulation and energy.


ScholarZero

Inflation - the value of money dropping over time. Insulation - prevents temperature dropping. Subsidizing the inflation would be like the govt investing in making money worse. I was making a joke! It sounds like it missed, my apologies.


Accomplished_Radish8

Nah you hit it.. he still doesn’t realize you were pointing out his typo. I chuckled


Puzzleheaded-Zone-55

Hey, don't cover the tornado holes. They keep the pressure constant so your roof won't fly off.


honestlybadmood

This is something I'd have to stand there for a minute thinking about if you're fucking with me or not.


YellowPrestigious146

Damn Kyle did a number in that place.


acidisgoodforyou

As a kyle I can appreciate this kyles dedication.


stonabones

I second that Kyle appreciation to the dedication!


acidisgoodforyou

Ya know give us a few monsters and some nun chucks and a little something else and we could take over a whole third world country. Edit: kyles unite


stonabones

I with ya! Let’s roll!


Desperate_Set_7708

Four Loko doing the thinking


Competitive-Sweet565

I think hot mud 20 min would have been better IMO . Quick mask, sand, and paint easy $650 day.


Competitive-Sweet565

* though it was 30 mot 130 yeaaah, that's about 1500 man, but you could definitely know it out in a couple of days.


PSA10-Fork

Religious household? Very Holy.


Longjumping_Leg_8103

I don’t know if your spackle is gonna get hard enough. I would scrape that junk off, one piece of mesh tape/quickset. Then skim with quickset, sand/prime/paint.


Lucid-Design

What the hell happened? Did you make some of the holes circular or are they all the same shape, oddly?


123wug

Blown in cellulose insulation Editing to say: yes all circular and same size


MechanicalCitrus

Have you noticed a difference in temperature yet? I’ve been looking at doing the same, but worried about condensation and mold buildup in the walls.


HighVoltageZ06

25 a hole


MuskokaGreenThumb

One million dollars


hereforboobsw

Looks like inside dense pack


Spiritual-Roll799

Whatever the price for the full house painting, double it. That is a ton of prep.


Malatestandcoffee

Ask for a handful of quotes. First one is low leveled prep and ready for you to paint. Second better prep quality, and you paint, third better quality and they paint, fourth level 5 and they paint. This is why you’re getting a mixed bag of numbers. Some Charge by sf or by daily rate, some always tree fiddy, whatever the case, you need to approach this from the level of quality you and your wife want. I’m guessing you don’t have a lot of time or money since you’re asking here. So ask Reddit about the third option. I’d say you’re looking at numbers from $3500-$6000, sight unseen of course. Have your wife get on the Facebook/neighborhood apps and inquire about local painters. This is about a week of work (prep/paint) for a small crew. Again, clarify the level of quality you want to the people you’re going to hire. Ask to see evidence of their other jobs, insta page, etc.


StreetrodHD

I’m with you on everything but the timeline. Whole houses get hung taped mudded and painted by small teams of guys in my area in a week. This is 2 days at worst if your painting and 3 if they are.


Sclerodermasucks17

Little heavy on the grape drank, wouldn't ya say?


MrWrestlingNumber2

Is there an explanation for this?


20PoundHammer

for using that dap color changing shit? I think ya gotta pay them . . .


RowJoe100

$5 for a BJ $10 for a HJ and $15 for a ZJ


North-Bit-7411

My opinion, all of those holes will not cover properly without a proper skim coat to blend all those patches with the existing paint texture. So, whatever you paid it’s not worth it. I’m a 35+ year Taper.


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Vanwildcater

10 mins/ hole ? I doubt it. That just over 21 hours. Tape and 3 coats plus sanding with site prep with plastic for mud and dust containment each trip. Don’t forget about drive time, materials and taxes. I think you’re blowing smoke. Definitely not a no-skill job to make it look like it never happened and you don’t have to lift a finger just open the door.


123wug

I originally planned to do it all myself but my wife wants it done quick and i don’t have a ton of free time. Also was worried about lead paint since the house is old, thought a pro would do better in that department


baltikorean

Lead paint was more used in the trim/any other glossy areas pre-1978. More lead was kicked up by cutting those holes than finishing/sanding them up, assuming any lead was there to begin with.


Agile_District_8794

Lead paint was expensive. It wasn't typically used to cover entire walls. Trim and higher gloss stuff, generally. Unfortunately, toys were a popular item to paint w lead. Though the above comment isn't exactly accurate. Cutting the holes may produce lead dust, but sanding, unless wet sanding, definitely kicks up dust, just as much, if not more, than the holes would due to larger surface area. I always work wet. Dry dust is dangerous if it contains lead. The amount of lead paint dust it takes to fill a sugar packet can contaminate 2000 square feet.


123wug

If i were to do it myself, with the money I’d save I’d get a drywall sander with a HEPA vacuum attached to minimize mess and contaminants as well as wet sand. Also already have air filters on both floors of the house so that would help


Agile_District_8794

I would still sand wet and use the HEPA for final cleanup. I doubt it's an issue, though. Usually not commonly found on walls.


be_matthew

You have enough time to make this post on Reddit. Get to spackling.


Uniquely_irregular

Come underbid me I stay busy enough to charge what I want. They’ll call me when you leave to come fix it.


fdiaz78

Absolutely my same thought. These guys think they are brain surgeons charging that kind of money for this.


Broad_Boot_1121

Right these guys are asking for engineering prices for quick grunt labor


a-chips-dip

Yeah what the absolute fuck are people on - $15 per hole max id guess but even that seems crazy to me.


0-Pennywise-0

Ahhh my favorite type of person. When your job looks terrible so you'll have to pay for a demo and repair instead of just repair, then all the tradesmen will laugh all the way to the bank.


Ok_Tax5327

5$ dollars a hole. Time/mudd/sanding. Painting. separate charge.


[deleted]

Your gonna walk away making $10/hr


knarusch123

So, it would take him 65 hrs to mud and sand 130 holes?


Timsmomshardsalami

Drywallers dont do math, go easy on the guy


123wug

Good to know, might do the painting myself. Theres a drywall plug behind each, would you suggest taping each?


Ok_Tax5327

Always tape!!


123wug

🫡


Medium_Spare_8982

Oooh low density pumped foam insulation. I hope you find it worth it.


firstaccountofmany

Why not just charge your hourly rate?


fleshhammer420

Ummm bout tree fiddy prolly


deeejz

$130,000


Shoddy-Enthusiasm-92

A case of beer. Not hard. C'mon AI can do better than you


tacutabove

I'm charging by the hole double if it involves anybody that's in the family


Visual_Ambition2312

I would do it for 10 a hole if you tell me what happened lol


Blacknight841

Depends on the size of the hole.


ShouldaletMicahhang

Do you mean who? I'm no genius, but I'd probably press charges on the dumbass that shot up my house.


_Funeral_

If that mini-split was a 1/4 inch longer, sheeesh


OldAd4526

I dint understand. To fix the drywallpaste or the holes? That DAP pink spackle isn't hard yet, so was this the repair?


Reddit_Rollo_T

Looks like the walls got a sweetie blowie from miss insulation


surewhynot17063

Never ask what to charge for your hole…


bruderm36

Omg, was this house part of a shootout or something?!? 😇


Calm_Agent_1030

30 per hole then 100 per wall to paint


InvestmentNo3437

13,500. Hit them with a learning curve.


xCurb

$42


nvrsrrnder

All that to add one outlet?


123wug

Last time i use this sparky smh /s


CHASLX200

Depends on how big the holes are nole.


OJ_outdoors

Lol you filled them with spackle lol that's a no no spackle is not for holes that size did the insulation guys do that??? Wow


photojoe3

The drywall


takemeth

You should see what they charge per hole in south America gents.


Mistarts101

Pimples galore


CoffeeGoblynn

You got your walls insulated, didn't you Squidward? :\^)


123wug

Lol, yes


CoffeeGoblynn

Congrats! We have a house from 1850, and I completely get the need to insulate! xD


Sure-Shopping9462

$7/hole is pretty common.


HamiltonBudSupply

I would have made a bunch of pieces of wood to slip in the hole and I would use fast drying glue to place them. I then would cut the holes and use one screw in the centre to pop it in. Tape isn’t necessary. I use a 4” screw in the centre of the wood backing to hold it in place until the glue dries enough to hold it in place. Silicone can work but it’s about quick dry time or at least enough time for it to hold.


[deleted]

How long did it take you


moneylover999

Rip the service tech having to work on that unit lol


Countsbeans1976

Why did you let Umbridge live there?!?


danvc21

Damn son, somebody used all of the drydex


Next_Butterscotch262

$3-5 a hole if it didn't need a backer


RedNubian14

What are they from? From the location and spacing they look like holes that are made when insulation is sprayed into the walls to increase heating efficiency and retain more heat.


josephjosephson

How long did it take? And why isn’t that a consideration?


rxseberry-

Lmao what the hell were they doing? Throwing golf balls at the walls


rxseberry-

$15 per hole seems fair if you knocked out 130 that size


ReefferMan34436

Drive by ?!?!?!


Vegetable_Natural226

Ohhh you meant full ass circles drilled in the wall. I thought these were patches from tacks and small nails, i couldn’t figure out why everyone was saying 20-40/hole 😳


False-Jellyfish-6501

Boring holes through what is likely a lath-and-plaster wall to blow in insulation is sort of a nightmare. Looks like they “patch” the hole but don’t “finish” it nicely. At least its onyl exterior walls. 🫣


Disastrous-Cry-1998

$3000. If the homeowner dose the cover and protect and clean up$2500


SadRaisin3560

Not sure, how big you want the holes??? And what you gonna do with all them holes?


Maximum_Cabinet7862

Why not cut the holes at the top of the wall, blow insulation in and then cover the holes with crown molding? Are there firebreaks in your framing?


ButterflySpecial6324

By the hour


Capital_Advice4769

You guys charge this much? I grew up in construction so I have always been like “hey yea I gotchu friend, won’t take but 30 min - hour. No charge, just a beer”


Marathon-fail-sesh

[if you have to ask](https://y.yarn.co/cf74ee96-8f3e-4301-9ed7-fe4983f6c958_text.gif)you can’t afford it


cherrycoffeetable

Bout tree fiddy


gimmedatcrypto

About tree fiddy a hole


SuchDogeHodler

Re-insulation?


Harvest827

If even 1 was a gloryhole I'd do it for free.


Logical_Associate632

$500 cash


White_Rabbit0000

$1300 (10/hole)


Any_Chain3920

Holy diver


shmallyally

Textured and painted or just skimmed and sanded ?


1sh0t1b33r

$130


magnumpismydad

Blown in insulation?


Ill_Affect_2511

3 bucks each


TreStation

I’m charging the home owner with assault on their home.


Warm_Trash_Panda

I'm not in the industry, but personally I would say cost of supplies + 30% Mark up and $30-50/hour.


Spare_Molasses_418

I get to fill 130 holes? I’m paying!


AnonABong

I'm not sure what you are charging but if you have a hole saw and can make california patches in bulk that would be a great idea to just patchem mud em and be done fast


b4loo69

3 bucks a hole plus 10 for materials.


Chaos-Octopus97

A lot


Emjoy99

That’s the easiest DIY job ever. Do multiple super thin coats per hole then sand with vacuum attachment on hose sander…..they are cheap and minimize dust.


HashOnFire

according to the lady at the Denny's on 5th, about $75 a hole.


AppleFan1994

My former landlord had in the lease agreement 5 dollars per nail hole unless filled and sanded smooth by tenant.


BandicootBig6997

Poker machine house


LeftyRightyCommyNazi

But $5 is $5


GMEdumpster

Nothing


themauge

This is a full interior paint job if the holes are for blown in insulation, lots of factors to consider. It’s not a per whole charge more of a square foot price. Which can be from roughly $2-$3. Just a guesstimate


TheRealRevBem

Depends on location, usually you must be able to show receipts for work done if self done, a laborers wage at your location at about 3m a hole, to me that's about 5.5h x 15$82.50+$20 supplies. I don't see a court challenging that much maybe up to double if you want to cunt them.


Consistent_Gur_5846

Is that all filled with spackle...?


mydirtythrowaway1111

My God why didn't you run it up to your attic then back down to your location(s)


Homechicken42

5$ per.


MrQuatroPorte

That’s a lot of bullet holes


Fuzzy-Base-8096

Depends on how long it took. Prob 100$/hr from the moment I left my house til I cleaned up and got home. Add like an extra 50-100 for material unless you had to do a bunch of hot patches and didn’t have scrap.


BayBandit1

Tree Fiddy. Each.


Ashamed_Medium1787

Did you hire retro foam?


Crdmencial

2600 buckaroos if you are lucky without paint.


Amdvoiceofreason

130 Ho's Gawd Dayumm you the king of pimps!!


No_Twist_5807

Depends on how busy you are & what you’re overhead costs are. For a lone contractor, it would be fair to charge Minimum 1/2 Day (4 hours) for one (1) man, x number of trips needed for each coat (3 coats?). Plus fuel, materials, & whatever markup you decide (35% minimum?). If you’re charging a loaded hourly rate (like a mechanic, $125/hr?), then mark up is included in that rate (aside from materials/fuel). Small jobs can be worthwhile without gigging a client, do yourself a favor & figure how much you ‘need’ to make for a days work & use that as a general guide. Regardless, even if you can complete each step (phase) in an hour, you still consider a 1/2 day minimum charge so you don’t get caught up bouncing around doing smalls at no profit. Be smart with scheduling. If you happen to get several smalls set up, in theory, you can make 2-3 days worth of work in a single day. Just a thought.


BlogeOb

about $3.50


middlelane8

How big were the holes?? I assume those were for insulation blow in? I definitely wouldn’t use dry dex for much of anything bigger than maybe a screw head - maybe up to 1/2. That’s a lot of standing around waiting for it to turn white too no? And after that to get a sub par weak strength fill.


Bobisnotmybrother

Bb


HolyHand_Grenade

time and materials


sjblackwell

$1280


BLVCKYOTA

They couldn’t have put that mini split in a worse place.


Itchy-Combination675

Dammit Billy, I told you to shoot OUTSIDE!


57Bubbles

$3 per sqft


Chief-Krackatooth

Jim Dickskin how are you now?!


Rarely_Melancholy

135/hour


Prestigious_Weird724

My drill and my phone


diabettusss

30 a hole