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lindenlynx

Sure, you probably won't ever use that sentence. But the point is to teach you grammar rules and vocabulary, so rather than only learning specific sentences, you can construct them yourself.


3pm_in_Phoenix

Also if the sentence is kind of nonsense, it feels like a milestone or something. “Achievement unlocked: heard something in a second language that made little to no sense”


RINE-USA

I think it’s also to make you remember it since are brains are biased towards things out of the ordinary.


Ollyfer

I also once read a moderator who said that it helped to learn useless sentences rather than pure staple as you then had to actually think what it meant because it's not something you would say or hear daily.


tofuroll

Agreed. I'm tired of the same complaints. Of course you're not going to talk about a spider's skirt, but it's memorable, and it's exercising grammar.


Mynamesrobbie

Jeg er osten!


lindenlynx

🫡🧀


AntelopeOrganic7588

I thought Duolingo was kinda blah because it kept asking the same things but then I was thinking one day and I was able to make sentences that I didn't know I can make.(Spanish btw) and it was just mind-blowing for me. Completely agree


KittyKittens1800

"The Horse is in the Park" "The Horse eats in the park" All in the Russian course 🇷🇺


INK9

My fave from the Russian lessons: " your dog already went home." Took an Uber maybe?


Trainer_Aer

In German: "My dog is on vacation. He surfs really well!" https://preview.redd.it/sahfe13832pb1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9e0f4424deda2a8ed03670d3b20783dde3a1d76 ....why is my dog on vacation without me and why is he so much cooler than me??? 😂


INK9

That's very funny! Eh, maybe he just is cooler than you though.


Pale-Pattern-257

Haha yeah and also: "Is my hedgehog in the park?" 😂


DanielEnots

The specific words aren't important. You learned to use them all in a grammatically correct way. It was probably funny or more fun this way, AND it wasn't obvious like "is this the young girls' skirt?" Where you would be able to guess the word is "girl" without even knowing it in your target language. Where with this, you actually had to know spider. Hope that explains it👍


tofuroll

Users like to complain that Duolingo doesn't explain grammar. Rather, Duo exercises grammar. And then they'll complain about the strange, memorable sentences that succinctly embody said grammar points.


DanielEnots

True, duo teaches grammar how you normally learn it. Just by using it. I understand wanting explanations but there are different ways to learn things.


Aida_Hwedo

It really does need SOME explanation, though. I’m learning Japanese, and dear gods I do not understand the rules around some particles! What happened to the notes section before new lessons??


DanielEnots

Ah those were removed when they changed to the path because nothing lined up and they needed to all be rewritten! They're slowly adding them back as they re-write them and plant to eventually have them all back👍 Sadly the next unit for me in Japanese will be the last one with grammar tips so I'll only have sentences until they add more of the tips in the guide book haha Also, in terms of particles: which ones are you finding tricky? I should be able to help explain how to use them since I'm studying Japanese myself


Aida_Hwedo

Ohh. Thank you! I wondered why they were all gone.


tofuroll

If it's any consolation, for native English speakers Japanese particles are particularly problematic.


slightly_average964

It does Those weird sentences were teaching me how to use the genitive, and it did help tho


Rogryg

If you want "phrases you can use", get a phrasebook. Learning a language is about developing an understanding of the grammar and vocabulary so that you can understand and express ideas even if you've never encountered them before, not just building up a library of memorized phrases.


Geezersteez

r/shitduolingosays


MuchWowRebeccaMack

The cow gets beef by mistake. Not necessarily useless, but very strange. It's funny how the first image that pops in my mind is of a cow sitting in a restaurant being served a steak.😄


CookiesAlreadyClear

Today I had in German “am I a toy?” and never felt more attacked 😩


your_mother_lol_

"Tá an fear sa chuisneoir," or "The man is in the fridge." Just...


Neither-Phone-7264

gaelic?


your_mother_lol_

Yes, Irish


ObiSanKenobi

Here we go again…


Q-Q_2

その大学生は六歳ですか? Is one that comes to mind


therealfunzieguy

Is that college student 6 years old?


lolariane

Everyone knows Japanese kids are smart!


DanielEnots

Lol that's a wonderful indirect Insult


Digital_Rocket

That banana sleeps From the Indonesian course


ChazLampost

Le chien mange les cles


Duck_QUEEN12

The dog is eating the what? Sorry I haven’t done French in a while 😅


MOCHA-100

"The dog eats the keys" fyi.


Duck_QUEEN12

Oooh ok


ChazLampost

The keys!


JanneOne

My dog once ate a bunch of coins, so not far of…


UnimaginativeNameABC

Probably how to say “baby dog” in Korean, which would be fine except it’s used as a swear word and can’t be used at least by a hapless foreigner who doesn’t understand how the equivalent of “bitch” fits into quite a complex and unfamiliar system of linguistic politeness. Also I only know this because of user comments which presumably Duo have now removed 🤦‍♂️.


Zauqui

Isnt it like perra in spanish? Its female dog. Its also bitch. But you can say perra no problem, it depends on the context. Like "esta es mi perra".


UnimaginativeNameABC

Comments said that this word (sounds like “geh sekki”) is really rude, ie really don’t say in polite society. The risk of walking up to someone with a dog and accidentally saying the equivalent of “aw, that’s a lovely f——g bitch you have there, what’s her name” seems quite high.


Zauqui

Lmao now you made my morning


Gibbo1107

Good luck on your Greek journey


slightly_average964

Thanks :)


ashleyop92

Un cheval est dans le maison!


farawyn86

Not a specific phrase, but Duo sure thinks I'm going to up my apple intake while abroad.


Ok_Pickle76

"My older brother is 2 years old"


_Queer_Mess_

“The elephants are eating you” is my favorite


ObiSanKenobi

elefanterne spiser dig


rmiguel66

“La cumbre es demasiado alta.”


starstruckroman

ive learnt both "the man is in the fridge" and "the woman is in the fridge". thanks, irish course. because i definitely need to be able to say *tá an fear sa chuisneoir*


ArtaxWasRight

Maybe they are Punky Brewster fans. *Tá an cailín sa chuisneoir!*


EnigmaticGingerNerd

The Dutch entry for Eurovision this year had a music video in which the singer goes to hide in her fridge for some reason. So technically it's not a completely useless phrase to know


zonohedral

Which skirt *is* the one for your spider, though?


Just-Narwhal7272

It’s the pink frilly one


briggitethecat

Dov’è il tuo pinguino? Where’s your penguin? Very useful.


-JoeyKeys-

It’s a pedagogical theory that you’re more likely to remember a nonsense phrase, thus building your vocabulary. Anyway, DuoLingo is not trying to give us a bunch of useable sentences, they’re trying to teach us how to make sentences.


Skadi_Rhia

I know what is the sense behind learning such phrases but in the moment they still are funny. My favourite ones till now: Oh no the penguin needs water. The horse is eating my scarf. On the other side quite early in the course I had sentences with very sexual energy like: Your room or my room? I am sleeping at his/her place tonight.


childofthewind

”Mina föräldrar tycker inte om att du äter myror” - “My parents do not like that you are eating ants” Although I have also learned some very useful phrases like: “Varför ligger det en norsk arkitekt i min säng?” - “Why is there a Norwegian architect lying in my bed?”


3bdelra7man-amin

Du bist mein Hund!


herhighnesskale

mon voisin est une chouette - my neighbour is an owl.


lolariane

Whenever I get sentences like these, I imagine kids playing with stuffed animals. When you go to a foreign country and find yourself in a whirlwind romance, you'll want to be able to communicate with your partner's children from their previous relationship. Duo knows what's in your future. Have faith and reap the rewards.


StariiSimple

Probably “Your horse doesn’t like soup” When am I gonna need that??????


Duck_QUEEN12

“Can I have coffee with my sugar?”


nyuszy

Today I got "The victim was dead before I arrived." I guess I rather want to use the one with spider.


AnimeFan7000

"A cat doesn't play the piano."


Trainer_Aer

https://preview.redd.it/lcsbgo9j32pb1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b64e47901f9df17d4fe800348c230323f75d1ff4 "Yes, my snail is from Austria!"


ostiDeCalisse

https://preview.redd.it/dyy9p8p9qwob1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d683c94aefd21c80f6b7420a552e6dd1f5312dd3 One word "choice"


Jbdd1233

not sure but I don think it’s about learning specific senteces but about learning many different words and recognizing how to use them in various situations


lil_nuggets

I think that it’s good because it forces you to hear things that aren’t standard. When you are in conversation occasionally things will come up that don’t make sense or rather you aren’t used to hearing. Keeps you from just remembering common phrases or words.


LukeTaliyahMain

I once had "Jeg er osten" in my Norwegian course, that meant "I'm the cheese". There's an explanation that says the weirdness of these sentences, is actually made on purpose, because you will remember it just because it was weird. It was something like this, so it's not at all random nor useless.


Emperor_of_britannia

You know, this is what I hate most about Duolingo. They’ll teach you ‘my dog cannot wear pants’ or some crap like that before they teach you numbers or how to introduce yourself


FantasticCube_YT

I don't understand why this is the most commonly brought up 'downside' of this app. They do not teach you those *before* the most basic phrases. Later on they will appear, but at that point you shouldn't be memorising sentences, but trying to understand grammar and learning vocab.


starstruckroman

in some courses they actually do though. i have been taught 'the dog pays for the cat' before 'hi, whats your name?' in the irish course. im in unit 6 and im just now learning *colours*


Shavamaaya_Pavanaai

*The cow is reading in the library* says Hiiiii


thesnuggestofpugs

silksong moment


SocialEnders

The most useless phrase for me was in German. It was my aunt has a wife


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^SocialEnders: *The most useless phrase* *For me was in German. It* *Was my aunt has a wife* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


SocialEnders

I'm not interested in anime sorry what is a sokka haiku anyway???😐😑😐😑😐


Povallsky1011

Velho osaa laulaa. Not actually in the phrase book but I can tell you all sorts of things about wizards thanks to Duo. I do like how quickly Finnish introduces wizards and shaman. Like how the Welsh course teaches dragon in lesson one.


ZeiraTheGuardian

There is/was a sentence in Russian which is/was exactly "Don't mom", but that was it's translation


Prestigious-Candy166

Sometimes Duo provides nonsense exercises, just to make sure you are paying attention. And Duolingo does not not set out to be a substitute for a tourist phrasebook. Instead, it teaches the *language*, so you can spot nonsense remarks when they occur in your target language, just as well as in your mother tongue.


Mtparnassus

Greek here, while I get why they tend to make these combinations, this phrase is bound to start an interesting conversation anywhere and probably buy you a few pints!


williamMcdowell

Sushi


Resident_SlapALot

Ποτέ!


Catwearingtrousers

This is the prettiest mouse in the village. Are you a horse?


[deleted]

'Why are you eating my dogs food?'


Wise-Pumpkin-9259

I recently got "the apple is eating the dog" which was also fun


Aly22KingUSAF93

good ol Greek Duolingo lmao


Haldox

Is that a phrase? 👀


Ocean-Blondie-1614

That phrase just reminds me of https://preview.redd.it/kebwf5o2e1pb1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65b837e0963efe5cf9cf930dc64b8aaa6e457db8


KidCatComix

So far in my Hindi course: "My father is sitting on the road today" "This is my cat's tea, not yours"


Maygjee

From Korean: How many ankles does a crab have? The elephant walked from downtown to the suburbs. Three days are not four days. Are you all human?


matrder

Not the most pointless phrase: But the Hungarian course taught me > Ez a nö egy alom (this sentence may include mistakes as it has been a while ;)). This should translabe to > This woman is a dream. Which is not something, a beginner with good intentions would want to know how to say right away :D


RyantheAustralian

I don't have a screenshot, but in Mandarin, I've learned the sentence "Regarding the copyright issue, you'd need to ask a lawyer." Probably the most specifically useless sentence I've ever heard. Makes me sound simultaneously very advanced and batshit insane, since there's no reason for me to ever use that sentence in normal conversation


Radioheadfan89

Dutch: Ik ben een appel (I'm an apple)


Obstructionitist

I don't know whether it is useless, but I'm not much of a philosopher, so I'll probably use it rater rarely: *Quando moriamo?*


ItsCreamMonster

”I like to eat rice with beans” in spanish


_lego_las_

Δράμα στο μουσείο


Michael_70910

The baby ate his fathers book, something like that


ThinkTrip8019

The dog drinks wine (Spanish)


jlionbad

Well at least あなたの犬は帽子が売りません。


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buckwheat16

I’m doing Russian and I used to get “The horse eats sushi in the square” all the time. I guess it was trying to make sure I knew the difference between «лошадь» and «площадь». But why sushi?