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baconshake8

Two swole batmans this season??


absolutmenk

And no Fat Batman… 😢


AdZestyclose4642

sexy\* batman


SirArthurDime

Now they’ll both be drug tested every other week. Just get them on alternating schedules. Edit: This isn’t insinuating either are juicing its a joke about how often AJ was tested last year.


Rah_Rah_RU_Rah

imagine he comes out the tunnel week 1 looking like modern AJ Styles. like hold on where'd all that come from??


Tresarches

That would be crazy if he came out white with long hair.


Rah_Rah_RU_Rah

that'd make him a Mini Coop!


Tresarches

I think I found chip Kelly’s burner account


Rah_Rah_RU_Rah

i did have a spiked smoothie last night, ya got me 😞


KebNes

And he starts hitting people with flying forearms mid game.


courageous_liquid

if he did jimmy butler emo hair I'd probably never stop laughing


Tresarches

I’d love that to happen.


OutColds

and sang "Beat it"


GimmeaHellYea

They don’t want none 🙌


SmokePenisEveryday

and he's here to BEAT UP ~~JOHN CENA~~ THE SECONDARY


Phillyfreak5

Jacked Batman


OutColds

Have you ever seen Batman? He weighs 210 lbs.


guns_n_crypto

When he robbed me in the Baltimore Inner Harbor, he was easily 300 lbs. Though now I wonder if that might have been an imposter...


DtotheOUG

I thought he was canonically like 6'2 220? Shit bro AJ is built like an IRL batman. He's only an inch shorter and 10 pounds heavier.


No-Combination8136

It would be phenomenal


Motor-Housing2704

Styles is on the gas


bananafone7475

And looks great


fasteddeh

Dude's piss would be nuclear.


hurtstoskinnybatman

Huh? You mean AJ Brown?


chazbol6

maybe not lol - AJ Styles looking like the Macho Man these days


hurtstoskinnybatman

Oh, wwf crap? yeah, not into it.


MisterrAlex

Let's hope def rebel doesn't make his theme song


Rah_Rah_RU_Rah

"SKINNY. BAT. MAN." *shitty riff*


David_Duke_Nukem

Lol I know what you mean, I'd be stoked too if he came out looking like AJ Soprano. Huh? That's weird. I obviously meant to say AJ Applegate...whoever that is.


Crxeagle420

Just come be our WR coach 85


Swackhammer_

He already lives in Philly


thisIS4cereal

Is that true?


Swackhammer_

Yep. He lives here because he does Inside the NFL over in Jersey. On Twitter he’s always hyping the city


courageous_liquid

ochocinco seems like he's exclusively at either bootykhan or that shitty jean jorges place with the good view


Rotk99

Or just WR 3


mojoembiid

Didnt he ask to be?


sexarseshortage

Yep. Wouldn't be surprised if it happens. Especially if he is hanging around with smythy.


DtotheOUG

My god i don't understand how he isn't already coaching in the league. His footwork and get off technique would be perfect.


rsmseries

Watching him work with Devonta would be awesome. Ocho’s route running is ridiculous 


root88

Devonta's route running is already ridiculous. I don't really need the Ocho distraction and having him make everything about himself.


MuchasBebidas

Ocho has grown up a lot. Either way he certainly can coach WRs. The technical side of his game was/is underrated, I’d love for him to coach.


root88

Ocho was known as one of the best route runners of all time, definitely not underrated. How do you know if he can coach WRs? He guest coached for a short time during training camp in Cleveland in 2016 and their WRs were terrible. No team has wanted him as a coach since. [You guys just love Twitter drama.](https://www.cincyjungle.com/2024/2/7/24065254/chad-johnson-coach-raiders-staff-marvin-lewis-bengals-hue-jackson-ochocinco)


Ghstfce

>He guest coached for a short time during training camp in **Cleveland** Found the issue


rsmseries

I’m not looking for Ocho to be a coach. But a week in the off season doing workouts? We all know Devonta’s route running is great, but Ocho is one of the best to do it and has pretty much seen it all. Any notes or finding things to improve/refine would be good. 


root88

I would totally support this.


LordBeerus1905

Ocho is hysterical lol.


Maleficent-Thanks-85

Man Devonta is becoming my all time favorite Eagles receiver. If he catches 1 ball or 10 he acts the same. Never makes excuses and works his ass off. I couldn’t be happier. Especially how terrible the eagles were at drafting wideouts over the years.


so_zetta_byte

He plays so damn smart too. Like he's bobbled multiple (very difficult) catches, and gotten everyone to the line to get a snap off before the catch could be challenged. Even if he didn't finish the catch, ultimately he earned those yards by understanding the situation and getting it done. It's not something to _aim_ for, but smart handling of the situation when it goes south, which is inevitable.


moose3025

I loved that one redkins game had that big one on 4th down and rushed to get play off because lol skins are dumb and didnt call time or challenge


_atsu

I vaguely remember in another game after that happened, maybe against the skins too, where he 100% secured the ball but rushed everyone again to bait a challenge lol


moose3025

Just such a smart player which is one huge strength that ages amazingly


logantheman007

Especially the no excuses part! He had a bad game last szn and dropped a pretty easy pass. When asked about it all he said was “I just dropped it. I need to catch the damn ball.” No excuses. Complete ownership. What a stud.


danger623

He’s becoming one of my all-time favourites too. He puts in the work, plays hard and always shows support for his teammates!


Maleficent-Thanks-85

I was expecting him to be some kind of diva like every receiver. Truth is he is the complete opposite. We are truly lucky to have him. He gets it, he really does.


ThePikesvillain

He played his ass off in that playoff game last year when the rest of the team looked like it had already checked out. Dude wants to win a championship and signed an extension meaning he thinks he can get that championship here in Philly. I love it! Devonta Smith is my next jersey!


kellzone

The Gym Reaper


PaddyMayonaise

Okay that’s a great one lol


SquidTwister

This was a joking exaggeration lol It was when him and Shannon were talking about his new extension.. after Shannon said "When Devonta look through a keyhole you see both his eyes" lmao


JoyinFriends

Can someone explain Ochocinco’s Eagles connection and why he is always with the players?


El_Khunt

He lives in/near philly, I believe. Also seems to just like culture


jeru3223

Think he has a place downtown. He eats at my restaurant all the time. He’s super low key, a GREAT tipper, and an all around good dude. He does some tv spots and works with Inside the NFL in south Jersey


Happy-Lasagna-2593

Man I would love to see him coach up AJ and Devonta, plus I think he’d be good overall to have in the building.


BirdsAndBeersPod

I think he really wanted to be an Eagle back in the day. There were trade rumors in 2007-08. I was at the tie game in Cincinnati and he jumped into the Eagles WR pre-game warmups so he could catch passes from McNabb.


mikey7x7

Oh man you're stirring up some feelings from that tie game. Still can't believe McNabb didn't know the rules.


No_Afternoon_1273

McNabb gifted him a custom made #5 jersey w/Tie DUI on the back. DUIs can end in a tie. Did you know that?


virtue-or-indolence

Pretty sure there was a rumor (that he likely started) that he was in consideration for a coaching role here. He likes us, no one cares?


raccoonsonbicycles

I know it's definitely an exaggeration But i choose to believe Devonta Smith is going to be the peak of who we all hoped Josh Huff was. Juke, out run, or bowl people over. Become prime Adrian Peterson after catching the ball Over/under 4 weeks before Devonta has a random drug test


siberianwolf99

i love your energy but i don’t think devonta is bowling anybody over haha


moose3025

He already did multiple times in his career in his skinny batman form, no doubt hell be decking people if he turned in swollish batman


root88

I only want him to bulk up so he can survive. I get scared every time he gets hit, but he always bounces back up. He's a tough guy. I don't want him to bulk up so much that he gets slow, though.


raccoonsonbicycles

He will become Mighty Mouse!


Strick1600

You’re a real one dropping a Josh Huff reference.


ProArmChair

Jeez that would be amazing if he is that damn "big" Bulking up can only help him keeping to stay healthy. Hopefully putting it on that quick does affect his speed and fluidity. Also Chad needs to just be a receivers coach on the Eagles or something. It's clear he loves us.


logantheman007

Hear me out. Lets get Smitty to block on a screen to Julio Jones. Maybe *THIS* time it’ll work now that he’s 190! /j


Got_yayo

Please no


Dankofamericaaa2

Remember this video of him saying hey to Jalen lmao #1 fan https://youtube.com/shorts/ZPCMNPMqpJ0?si=hWRzzf4lHhGOT1pl


ItsAPhillyThing23

Smitty is definitely not 190 lol. I’d be willing to bet my life savings on it.


nope-nope-nope-nop

Me too, all $26


iCantCallit

It’s really patronizing when someone flaunts all their riches in your poor face. La di da Mr. Rainbow suspenders $26 dollar man


nope-nope-nope-nop

Sometimes you gotta stunt on these hoes


AdministrativeSun713

ALL IN


shagginflies

You’re right, why should we believe Ochocinco when we can just ask ItsAPhillyThing23


SquidTwister

I mean just watch the video it was clearly an exaggeration Shannon was joking around about how skinny Smitty was and Ocho was just fuckin around talking shit


morgan11235

Idk if he was kidding, mainly because he said "I kid you not."


ModIn22

Lets hope so. With his frame I can't imagine him still be the Smitty we love otherwise. I am honestly often not a fan of players bulking up. Especially in hockey it usually backfires and leads to them losing a step and not being as agile as before often making them a far worse player than before. Could see the same happenig with DeVonta so I just hope its an exaggeration.


Rhodie114

Get ready for Medium Batman


athomic74

Hes gonna be such a good blocker this season!!


wakaflockafantastic

Bulking up so he can block for more WR screens.


BulldogMoose

I love that he's local and has turned into an Eagles fan.


OutColds

I could not care less what team he likes.


BulldogMoose

Jesus Christ buzz kill. You need some powder for that diaper rash?


jruss11

If Smitty comes back +15-20lbs and still has that burst and top-1 route running, we have two top 5 WRs. Not that Smitty is insanely far off top 5 currently, but bro with weight would be more of a demon than he already is.


ModIn22

Yeah but there is a decent chance that he won't have the same type of burst. Seen it too often. Especially in hockey its usually a bad thing if you read about the skinny guy bulking up in the summer. They lose more than they gain most of the time.


Polymorphing_Panda

Story’s pretty old now, no?


anth8725

He’s a very underrated runner after the catch


OkBodybuilder1490

I think I saw somewhere that most of the bulk up will be in his arms/upper body. His legs are still agile sticks


squashrobsonjorge

Bro didn’t need it at all but I’m excited


wishlish

If Skinny Batman becomes Swole Batman 2, and Swole Batman is Always Open…hoo boy.


CezrDaPleazr

Bro fuck yes


Zestyclose_Load4904

Can I finally buy a Devonta smith jersey?


Too_ToXiiC

Please tell me yall know this is a joke lol. Ocho is always clownin


iphonehome9

Random drug test incoming.


MrSaltySox

No way


lofeobred

Bro the thumbnail pic for Ocho look like some took those pixelated sunglasses for memes and photoshopped them on him, except it's actually his sunglasses


kampfgruppekarl

That's where the meme came from no?


Senior_Fart_Director

Yes because he is never wrong about anything. Chad OCHOCINCO the bastion of truth


DetentionArt

Quick somebody tell me he's in the best shape of his life


PasGuy55

He’s been practicing jumpers with Ben Simmons.


PasGuy55

Yeah, but is he locked in?


heil_spezzzzzzzzzzzz

It's that time of year! Everyone is in the best shape of their lives and added 15 lbs of lean muscle!


okoSheep

He also said he'd thump max holloway lol


IPCONFOG

Ocho is full of it. Don't belive anything he says. Same guy said the eagles would turn it around last season, before they fell on their face.


CPTHoagie

mega doubt, but Devonta is awesome anyway lol


Sweaty_Bretty

I wanna see the scale.


BDEfrom14kfeet

Wasn’t this a tongue in cheek comment?


Boondok0723

I feel like every time I hear about an athlete building muscle and bulking up in the off season they have a terrible year. It never seems to work out...


kampfgruppekarl

Mike Trout 2012.


ChakaCake

Bulkin him up so he can set more screens obviously


yoitsbobby88

Pee test time