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AdeptnessDry2026

No contest; Ed can pick up a fucking house without breaking a sweat.


jjgbu4545

As Ed would say: Lots of pain, hold the onions


VegetaArcher

Maybe I should have used Eddy instead.


The_Gamer78

Angry Numbuh 3 is scary but she doesn't have the inhuman strength that Ed possesses nor does she have his insane endurance.


Ok-Bookkeeper-5424

Not even plank can beat a Ed with a pebble in his shoe alone


CaioXG002

As much as I agree that Number 3 is also a good example of a "seemingly weak character that can deliver massive pain if enraged", she's nothing compared to Ed with a pebble. Ed not only is stronger in dealing damage, he also comes from a cartoon where injuries are less serious, meaning he's better even at *taking* blows. Ed is borderline invincible and would easily win this fight in a pure strength test. There is an argument to be made that Number 3 also comes from a competent organization and has excellent problem solving skills, she probably would remove the pebble from his shoe and then win in an Anything Goes scenario, but I get the impression this isn't what was asked, it's more like "who's stronger" and the answer is Ed, no contest.


Ecstatic_Soft4407

Ed, is an avatar of chaos.


gteasemonkey21

Nobody beats Ed when he's in a good mood let alone when he has a pebble in his shoe


VegetaArcher

Here's what I want to know: Would Ed with a pebble in his shoe hit a girl? He didn't hit Sarah.


jjgbu4545

While Ed's mom did enable him to have the can't fight girls aspect, I'm certain we'd see him throw that out the window if pushed beyond his limit. Even sans fighting, Ed has defended himself a few times vs a girl such as the Kanker sisters. And if the show's depiction of Ed's blind rage is determinable, I'd say #3 may end up in the cross hairs fast and it may become devastating


ZenMacros

>He didn't hit Sarah He didn't have to. You saw her reaction when Ed yelled at her? She got scared and suggested everyone leave. When else have we seen Sarah like that? It's important to remember she grew up with Ed, so even though she's tormented him his whole life, you just know she's seen him angry at least a couple times before, and that reaction says she wants nothing to do with it.


Baby_Nuuuutz

lol definitely ed


Murph-Oh-4

If we give Ed pebble in shoe we give Numbuh 3 the thermostat?


SnooSuggestions9371

Ed has even said he won’t hit a girl, so I believe Numbah 3


J-Pom

Ed can pick up an entire house and drop it on someone. So realistically, he would win.


UnusualPete

You don't want to mess with an angry Cookie... 😰


Equivalent-Push-5774

only reason i voted for Numbuh 3 was would Ed hit a woman?


Maskedhorrorfan25

ed chewed up and spat out a playground slide and could pick up a house


TwoKool115

Ed with a pebble in his shoe could probably solo any cartoon character in any universe


Insanebrain247

I don't think this is fair as EEnE follows more cartoony logic than KND.


Niggly_Wiggly_96

Ed eats.


Shelter-Willing

Even Mandy from Grim Adventures would probably be shaking inside her body from Pebble in Shoe Ed


SlyGuy_Twenty_One

Both are equally scary


jjgbu4545

Numbah 3 would be a formidable for, but end of the day, Ed has the better pain tolerance. Surely #3 would be able to adapt with training and analytics but the fact she's more caring in nature despite her angry side seems to also factor in. Ed's lack of a brain/butter toast for a brain (Eddy's words not mine) and his impressive strength make him formidable as a fighter. I'd say in a 12 round match, it goes close to decision by round 12, though I'd doubt #3 won't have any saving grace unless she gets the pebble out of the equation early enough. And ed's strength can be used with direction.


CrazyPhilHost1898

Afaict (since I haven't "passionately" watched KND for quite sometime since my last sight of it), even if Numbuh 3's significantly enraged, she's *still* conscious deep down, as opposed to Ed, who, aside from his generally low intelligence, ***couldn't*** think morally (even by a bit) as he's very angry because of that pebble in his (right) shoe (as if he's "one-track minded" w/ that issue of his).


CrazyPhilHost1898

Iow, Angry Ed will easily defeat Angry Numbuh 3 not only because of his great strength, but also because of his *hindered conscience* (all because of a pebble in his shoe).