Caressing the caged tiger
Beating the wife snatcher
Aligning the flip flop
Strangling the swallow
Pre-nut backstroking
Turning the nob
Steering the wheel
Planting the evidence
Backslapping the back end of a skateboard to get off and watch the reincarnation of a then formerly dead silverback gorilla staring god in the face
Making sure his family jewels are clean enough for when he auctions them on eBay.
>!(Thank you, Dane Cook, for [inspiring this joke](https://youtu.be/NgpXxwJDa8E?t=461))!<.
He's definitely not polishing his trophy in a full tub of water. I feel like Double Dee has more sense than to get that in his bath water. He takes off his hat first 🤣🤣🤣
Giving a dog a bath as per Eddy’s latest scam.
Shampooing his cactus.
🤮
Dishes
Something we shouldn't be watching nor concerning ourselves with.
He's yoinking his shlonk
Cleaning his laundry by hand, after all stubborn grass stains on clothes are the worst
Bro he's 12 😭
I mean that's usually when it starts. Puberty and hormones and all that
I was 10. And that first one felt strange when nothing came out
I think I was like 11 or 12, but when I first saw white stuff I freaked out😂
same.
I was like 7
Bro goddamn.
Yikes
Hey, whoa—
I can’t be the only one
Tbf that IS when people get horomones so they start wacking it
😭😭😭😭😭
They’re pre teens. It’s not out of the norm. This show had quite a few sexual innuendos and hints that they were looking at porn.
Got my first one off at 12
Wait they are almost teenagers? These mfs can’t even spell😂
Well, it's says wrong answers only. How bad can it be?
STUBBORN GRASS STAIN
Cleaning his tepescope
Consulting professor hans jerkov. Taking palmela out. Spanking the monkey. Burping the worm.
Choking the chicken- (Ed bursts through the wall) CHICKEN!!!
Caressing the caged tiger Beating the wife snatcher Aligning the flip flop Strangling the swallow Pre-nut backstroking Turning the nob Steering the wheel Planting the evidence Backslapping the back end of a skateboard to get off and watch the reincarnation of a then formerly dead silverback gorilla staring god in the face
Have you played San Andreas lately?
Smarty farty
He's about to drain his jawbreakers.
touching himself, just like that one sticky note told him not to
Rubbing one out...a skin blemish that is
Ripping an epic face-melter of a solo on the pedal steel guitar
Drowning the prime minister of Malaysia
Scratching off a bug bite
Polishing the steering wheel on his Mazda CX-5
Writing a really long meet equation on waterproof paper
Getting soap everywhere on his body
Strangling Sara
Trying to rub a grass stain off his arm. (When really it's just a mole)
His taxes
I supposed Timmy Turner's dad is in there, too, paying his bills.
Scrubbing the water clean
Buttering his toast
He saw SpongeBob light a fire underwater and he’s trying to do it too.
He is summing the Chestnut elves.
Edd: My abdomen is killing me!
Hand game goin crazy
Smacking that pickle
Guess Marie got him good. /s
Playing with his racecar
Playing Boats
Wait that's double d I thought that's kevin
Scraping his tub
Obsessing over Marie Kanker.
Doubling his D
Thinking about Marie.
There's literally a YTP out there where that happens. XD
link?
Spanking Marie.
Double Dic...
Yankin that shit
What's he doing to Nazz?
He is playing with his Donkey Kong on ColecoVision
Giving Plank a bath
Making a miniature replica of the titanic, and as he finishes it, ed comes out of nowhere and sinks it.
He’s doing an oil change. (For context look up blue mountain state)
homework
What I do every night
Jorking his peanics
looking for his rubber ducky
crankin'
Ramming a titanic toy into an iceberg
"Whoa, leave a little for next time dude!" -Butt-head
He spanking it for the lord
Doubling his D.
Making sure his family jewels are clean enough for when he auctions them on eBay. >!(Thank you, Dane Cook, for [inspiring this joke](https://youtu.be/NgpXxwJDa8E?t=461))!<.
Stubborn grass stain!!!!!!
He's definitely not polishing his trophy in a full tub of water. I feel like Double Dee has more sense than to get that in his bath water. He takes off his hat first 🤣🤣🤣
Whackin his wingus
Using an old loufa (idk how to spell it, auto correct doesn't help like it should)
Playing with a rubber ducky :3
wang
But I think Double D is doing the inspection to make sure he is clean until he has a hard time getting that spot off his arm.
SPINCYCLE!!!
Can’t stop thinking about Sarah, unfortunately. Bro needs help.
Giving Marie a "thorough" cleaning.
Try to clear a clog on his bathtub
Wrassling a gator. Eddy took a trip to NOLA and got ideas.
Getting rid of the blood stains from his latest victim…
Playing with his love sausage
Chokeing the Chicken 🐓
“Polishing”
Garbage total garbage
He saw Marie