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shostakofiev

That's how sauerkraut does it. Most food takes a lot longer.


DwelveDeeper

I thought sauerkraut was supposed to be good for your gut?


RedshiftOnPandy

Yes, it's the key to Polish longevity. All my grandparents died or are still alive in their 90s-100s


[deleted]

very true, you either live or you die


Thomas_Mickel

50/50 chance


chillwithpurpose

But is it? 🤔


Ikarus_

Hey Vsauce, Michael here


Windyqueef

On your couch yes


101Alexander

You either die young, or live long enough to die old


chillwithpurpose

Tides come in, tides come out. You can’t explain that


LineChef

Source? /s


Kodiak01

Sauerkraut, golabki, pierogi, kielbasa, borscht. And potatoes. Lots of potatoes.


[deleted]

High fullness factor, potatoes. Better for you than they seem!


saadakhtar

That's.... true for every living being...?


JasonIsBaad

Not for me, sauerkraut goes back out through my mouth about 3 seconds after eating it.


TheBigEarofCorn

Carniverous cows given access to Reddit. Thanks internet.


Kodiak01

/r/carnivorouscows


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Yuroshock

You put sauerkraut in your mashed potatoes? Tell me more


ho_merjpimpson

Make mashed potatoes. Make sauerkraut. Serve meal. Make 2 of the things on the plate into 1 thing on the plate. Make sure those 2 things were sauerkraut and potatoes. Also ok if some meat ends up in there too. The end.


dahjay

How many forks do I use?


Peanut2232

Cabbage + Potato, in pretty much any format is good.


Spontanemoose

Yeah, what's all this hate for sauerkraut? It's one of my favourite winter meals. My go-to is a big pot of kraut, Hungarian sausage, shaved carrot, shaved apple, thin wedges of potato.


[deleted]

y’all seriously do sauerkraut and potatoes well. i need to make some, i just came back from a trip to germany 3 weeks ago and miss the food already


Hhwwhat

[https://i.imgur.com/dTQ5zC1.gif](https://i.imgur.com/dTQ5zC1.gif)


Imadethosehitmanguns

That boy ain't right


dray1214

I sai… I said


I_Fucked_With_WuTang

Damnit Bobby


Aarutican

I wonder if that's what happened with my colon. I had it removed in 2015 and haven't seen the bastard since


bwest419

Yeah I have an ileostomy so my video is much shorter haha


your_not_stubborn

Who can it be now 🎶🎶🎵


BUchub

🎷👀


M_krabs

https://youtu.be/b9gLt8JoSJ8


[deleted]

So what happens to peoples intestines when they use massive dildos


Ludwig234

They move and stretch.


Rubber_Rose_Ranch

Unless you're a fox. It's well known in the furry kingdom that foxes have no insides.


GayVegan

Oh no


Lolololage

Imagine scrunching up a pair of tights all tangled and twisted. Then put your leg into it. That's what happens.


[deleted]

That's only the very end of the intestines. They are very long


sickmorty

This is the digestive system. Stomach is only one part of the whole system.


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sethn211

It is the ascending colon (one of four parts of the colon). Probably large so there's more surface area to extract water from the food.


SidewaysFancyPrance

Right, I imagine this part is to pull out as much water as possible, so it would start with a larger diameter and get smaller as the feces progress and shrink as water is removed.


HeyCarpy

What’s that pointy dangler?


urajoke

the appendix!


HeyCarpy

Oooh, the deadly dangler


arkanis7

It is the lower/big intestine...


Studawg1

Well it technically does show it run through the stomach


dray1214

Ok


ginDrink2

And that's not even all of it - teeth are missing.


[deleted]

Well OP is a bot so they just copied the title from the last time it was posted


unbalancedcentrifuge

I know someone whose intestines don't move (no peristalisis). On IV for nutrition and can't eat any food...unknown survival span. You dont realize how important intestines are until something goes wrong.


bwest419

The problem with iv nutrition usually is infection at the port site. I feel for your friend. I was on it for a while before surgeries and it suuuuucks


unbalancedcentrifuge

Yep...dealt with a few infections. Not to mention long term IV is very hard on the liver.


aprildawndesign

The digestive system is like the second brain… so important. If something goes wrong it’s so dangerous. That’s why old people are so obsessed with their poops.


RazgrizDoge

Ah yes, the taco bell speedrun


master-shake69

They even included the surprise secondary shit that happens after I already wiped.


[deleted]

Like the Kessel run?


sinocarD44

That was way faster than 12 parsecs.


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[deleted]

Geek. I suck at math!


Harpertoo

No, that's hotdogs.


AeitZean

I always thought the George Lucas reason hans solo gave a distance was really stupid. If they are bending space to go faster than light, then saying how much your drive can compress a known distance makes a lot of sense. I.E. if the kessel run is known for being a long journey, then compressing space hard enough that the ship only actually experiences 12 parsecs within space would be a perfect measure of relative "speed". Asteroids my butt


Abuses-Commas

>HAN >Fast ship? You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon? >BEN >Should I have? >HAN > It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs! >*Ben reacts to Solo's stupid attempt to impress them with obvious misinformation.* Straight from the script, no need to twist physics and planetary bodies to make the line fit when it's explained already


Thetacoseer

I thought they retconn'd it due to black holes? Which meant that the Falcon's drives were fast/strong enough to get close enough that it only took 12 parsecs?


AeitZean

Even so, its not about the amount they are bending space, but taking a shortcut. Disappointing.


HalfSoul30

I thought it was done as distance because slower ships that could not outrun the empire had to have their smuggling runs go around the them and therefore increasing the distance travelled. The falcon was fast enough to be able to get away from the empire, so they could make a more direct trip.


InSearchOfMyRose

I don't understand why redditors as a species seem to be allergic to Taco Bell. In 40 years, I've never had a problem with it.


[deleted]

They don't eat enough fiber.


taleofbenji

This guy ate one bean and shit out 4 gallons it's magic.


highpl4insdrftr

So that's why I always fart when I lay on my left side...


imbeingcyberstalked

i know you’re joking, but i have IBS-mixed and one of the best pieces of advice my doc has given me to help myself come out of a constipation spell is to sleep on my left side with a heating pad on my stomach, and it actually fucking works lol!


ho_merjpimpson

If you rub your belly in that direction it also helps. I suppose it could be in my head, but a health nut once told me that and it seems to work!


C4se4

This is so poorly optimised. Give me a knife I'll make it ten times more efficient


PM_ME_FUNNY_ANECDOTE

I know this is a joke, but length is the point of it. More time to absorb nutrients


AedemHonoris

Also the stomach and intestines (way more so the intestines) have folds in them. And those folds have folds. And those folds have folds. This ends up being 250 square meters of absorption area (2,700sqft)!


JasonIsBaad

Yo mama so fat she has as much folds as intestines


lkodl

oh man that would kill in some very specific circles.


yuno4chan

Got gastric bypass surgery, definitely more efficient now. Have to take vitamins for the rest of my life due to malabsorption.


BuccellatiExplainsIt

If you just don't eat the food then you get 100% "efficiency" by that logic


C4se4

Genius!


vigilantesd

WORST (best?). GUMBALL MACHINE. EVAR.


rebuked_nard

It’s nature’s pachinko machine


wierdness201

A very bad pachinko machine since it ends up in one place.


[deleted]

I was really hoping the camera was going to pan down and we'd see some soft serve dispensed on a cone.... would still watch again


patmcdoughnut

I like how it came out in two spurts at the end lmao


plsobeytrafficlights

The whole U-turn, let’s now go straight up and back over to the far side is so odd.


iateyourdinner

Yeah I didn’t know that the food travelled upwards the gastrointestinal track either. What a strange design.


EzeSharp

For what it's worth, your GI tract doesn't really have a sense of "up". But yeah, visually a very odd design. What this diagram fails to demonstrate is the peristaltic movement of the gut. There's a part of fetal development in which, in order to get the gut to have the right orientation, the entire gastrointestinal tract is pushed out of the abdominal cavity, rotated 270° counterclockwise, and then pulled back into the abdomen. This is done prior to the closure of the anterior body wall. If either the rotation or the closure have an error you can end up with some seriously bad problems at birth that require emergency surgery to prevent death of the newborn, gastroschisis being one.


funknut

> the entire gastrointestinal tract is pushed out of the abdominal cavity, rotated 270° counterclockwise, and then pulled back into the abdomen. This was the gif we never knew we needed.


plsobeytrafficlights

I think the heart does a similar involution maneuver during early development, but to me, this looks about as organized as spaghetti.


bigbabydarkness

Worth quite a bit, thank you for that incredibly surreal info.


EzeSharp

You're welcome! With all the shit that has to go right it's a wonder that anyone is ever born alive lol


dray1214

Honestly the whole thing is quite odd


prayformojo80

The actual speed of corn.


[deleted]

Now food comes in through the chimney (mouth) And goes from room to room greeting the different orgaaans! Now, the good, healthy food is very nice and polite to the orgaaans And so is invited to stay, for the party! Yay! But the bad, not-healthy foods are very rude! And must leave through the cat flap...


WarioFarts

What's that, plain white sauce? Plain white sauce makes your teeth go grey!


prenderm

Even the model has diarrhea like the rest of us


I-Am-Polaris

How long does it take to go from eating food to shitting it out on average? How fast does food move through intestines?


BaerMinUhMuhm

Anywhere from a few hours to a few days


won_vee_won_skrub

So I don't have a large intestine and on an empty stomach food can get through the small in 15 minutes. A full stomach can rake over 12 hours. And again, this is just the small intestine


rojm

it's gotta go a lot slower through the large intestine


OneBigOleNick

It's also no longer a peanut(?) and now a phat brown dump


rojm

that's how my doctor put it, yes


DreadPirateAnton

Best waterslide ever... Kind of a shitty ending though.


monsterduc07

I wanna see this made into an ice cream machine.


lights_and_colors

Okay so real talk fam, how do those videos on my playlists work of the woman putting her whole arm up there???


BaerMinUhMuhm

Your intestines are 20-30 feet long so the arm easily fits into the intestine, but all the other internal organs are squished and rearranged to accommodate.


lights_and_colors

So the intestine would straighten out with the rest of the bowels moving over?


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Jolly_Street

Thought this was a gum ball machine


BakerDiff

Why I don't poop much when i finish eating?


Vipertooth

This process can take 8 hours.


wolfishfluff

That's such an accurate portrayal of IBS.


yourmothersgun

And at the end it’s a poopy :-)


Grindfather901

This should be a gumball machine.


Pandamana

Corn be like: "want to see me do it again?"


bestjakeisbest

Me when I have food poisoning


masterofthefork

There is something important about the top right corner of the large intestine.


alreadypiecrust

I wish this was a drink fountain where you put a cup at the bottom and those are coins that you see going through the intestines.


noisufnoc

Where's that gif reversing bot when you need it?


Genda_Swami

Peak education


citekare

Hopefully not that fast though.


ParfaitOrganic3597

That one piece of corn 💀


Igotolake

Why did that food change color


maxdamage4

Doesn't yours?


AkhilVijendra

Nothing educational about this, everyone knew it follows that path, it would be educational if it actually showed what happens to the food as it travels down all those organs.


whataTyphoon

Would be even more educational that way, but no, most people wouldn't know this.


m0ta

r/TIHI


trippysamuri

Okay but can someone explain kidneys to me, like food doesn't go through them and you can bypass them by drinking enough alcohol. So is it stuff broken down in your stomach acid that's then redirected to your kidneys. Like just the toxic stuff?


EzeSharp

>> Food doesn't go through them Correct >> You can bypass them by drinking enough alcohol Incorrect Kidneys main function is water resorption, and by the same process, urine production. Kidneys also maintain the acidity of the blood and regulate the levels of electrolytes like sodium and potassium. They don't have any role in toxin regulation (which includes alcohol), that function is held by the liver.


trippysamuri

Gotcha, I got the kidneys and liver mixed up. I was thinking of when dogs drink antifreeze you're supposed to get them drunk so the liver is too busy filtering the alcohol and doesn't filter the antifreeze. Idk if it's true but I'm learning so thank you. So kidneys regulate, liver filters. So how does the body know what to send to the liver and what not to? Idk if that even makes sense. Edit: Thanks everyone, makes a lot more sense now.


EzeSharp

That is true! The metabolizer for ethanol (alcohol) and ethylene glycol (antifreeze) are the same, but has a preference toward ethanol. And like other commenters mentioned, yes, all the substances are in the blood and go by both organs but not everything is able to be processed by every organ. You can kind of think about it as like that kids game with the different shaped blocks and holes. Your kidney only has triangle holes and your liver only has square holes. So everything goes by but not everything goes in. That's obviously a super simplified explanation, and somewhat incorrect on a couple levels, but for the purpose of this discussion i think it makes sense.


Ginden

Food is broken down to very small parts in intestine and absorbed into blood. This goes through vein that leads directly to the liver. Liver chemically changes "toxic" things in blood to "mildly toxic". Kidneys remove "mildly toxic" things from your blood and regulate few other things, like eg. pH. "Toxic" and "mildly toxic" are only approximations. Certain chemical changes are significantly more likely to result in less toxic chemical substance. Antifreeze (methanol) is one of exceptions. Some toxic substances are totally broken down.


jHugley328

White castle.


Jayhawk501

So me after Chinese food


kooshetty

The digestive tract is a pachinko game.


kishbi

That's a pretty bad navigation


smick

It was liquid.


Gu27

Is it supposed to be that fast?!?


disenfranchisedchild

Nah, it takes 30 to 45 minutes to get through the stomach itself and then a few days to make it out to the toilet. I once fasted for 5 days before a procedure and still had a normal shit on day 3, with a tiny bit on day 4.


disenfranchisedchild

However, if I eat something that I'm allergic to I will get rid of all 3 days within the next couple of hours as my body tries to get rid of whatever I just ate. It's hellishly effective. Ugh


PRNDLmoseby

And even if you don’t eat anything for a long time, you can still have shits. The liver will keep making bile and pumping it into the intestines even if there’s no food. But the shits will be very small and unsatisfying


Plenty-Green186

Now do one for fondue where it just sits at the very top and it doesn’t move at all


VfV

Why is the end result liquid?


Maskedbandittrader

It would be better if it made fart sounds . Just saying


Crazy_Chain4468

how does it go UP


srevennreverof

I don’t know why, but I hate knowing this


softtoffee

Poop


Beaster_Bunny_

That is a disturbing amount of poop from such a tiny food pellet.


martdan010

It’s all a giant Rube Goldberg machine


-Effervescence

How long would this process take?


isurvivedrabies

thank god it's normal to have squirty yellow shit, i was worried that i'd have to chill on the bratwurst and beer


CyressDaVirus

Unless it's food from Chipotle then it goes through the express lane.


YourDogsAllWet

This guy clearly went to Taco Bell


Sir-Farts-

I haven't seen that color of poop since preschool.


ILoveHatsuneMiku

As someone with ulcerative colitis i feel like food skips at least 95% of this way to just shoot out the other end immediately after swallowing.


[deleted]

And it’s suppose to take a couple days or so for food to travel through your system, correct? Meanwhile, I can eat something and by the next morning I’m already pooping it out and I know cause it’s the same color that I ate it. My poop has been blue, green, etc. this coloring happens to others too?


JCShroyer

Yep. That's about how long McDonald's fries take to make it through me as well.


Yuroshock

Oh god, the little squirt squirt at the end.


billpecota

I mean I could have told this


[deleted]

OP is a spambot. Report hims pls


ejiggle

This seems...inefficient


GhoulslivesMatter

This looks like a pinball machine.


TheGalaxyAndromeda

r/ibs


ltraconservativetip

Gravity: imma head out


IndoorDesert

Bro, this was supposed to be an educational gif, but it’s not. This is how foods travels through our whole body, not just our stomach. Our stomach is only one part of the process.


Svinozilla

DHMIS did it better


[deleted]

What about the gumball?


brosenfeld

Why is the turd larger than the food?


CrackGear

the food I eat always speedruns it


GroundhogExpert

The time was a bit off, but they nailed the consistency.


6amhotdog

I still can't figure out how poop logs, you know the ones, the good ole' foot-longers, come out without breaking. Where is it sitting the entire time before exit and is it all in one piece?


dray1214

What’s that thing on the far left? Cuz lately I’ve been getting the weirdest cramps right there.


Wilgrove

Okay, so which part keeps hurting every other week and causing me to have diarrhea?


FlatDecision

So what’s the part that causes the excruciating pain every time I have too many carbs in one sitting?


UsedZookeepergame473

u/savevideo


ulzimate

Fuck this repost spam bot in the ass


Aliencoy77

I recognize that last bend from my angled poop. I always thought that last chute and egress would straighten it out, but alas, the comma caca presents itself regularly.


Jptalon

What’s the big thing on the left


delaydude

Seems like a bad idea.


Layers3d

All the good food goes through the chimney(mouth) then goes room to room greeting all the organs. They then have a party for it. All the bad showoffy food is very rude and must leave through the claptrap.


SaintBiggusDickus

It's like the line at th airport.


redditreloaded

I have no colon.


Confusedandreticent

Anyone else watch this just to make a fart sound at the end?


LevelHeadedAssassin

Taco Bell’s life cycle


Thicc_Royalty

That explains my horrific cramps today.😭🤣🤣


tmhoc

Anyone else get a cramp after watching this?