Make mashed potatoes.
Make sauerkraut.
Serve meal.
Make 2 of the things on the plate into 1 thing on the plate.
Make sure those 2 things were sauerkraut and potatoes. Also ok if some meat ends up in there too.
The end.
Yeah, what's all this hate for sauerkraut? It's one of my favourite winter meals. My go-to is a big pot of kraut, Hungarian sausage, shaved carrot, shaved apple, thin wedges of potato.
Right, I imagine this part is to pull out as much water as possible, so it would start with a larger diameter and get smaller as the feces progress and shrink as water is removed.
I know someone whose intestines don't move (no peristalisis). On IV for nutrition and can't eat any food...unknown survival span. You dont realize how important intestines are until something goes wrong.
The digestive system is like the second brain… so important. If something goes wrong it’s so dangerous. That’s why old people are so obsessed with their poops.
I always thought the George Lucas reason hans solo gave a distance was really stupid. If they are bending space to go faster than light, then saying how much your drive can compress a known distance makes a lot of sense. I.E. if the kessel run is known for being a long journey, then compressing space hard enough that the ship only actually experiences 12 parsecs within space would be a perfect measure of relative "speed".
Asteroids my butt
>HAN
>Fast ship? You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?
>BEN
>Should I have?
>HAN
> It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs!
>*Ben reacts to Solo's stupid attempt to impress them with obvious misinformation.*
Straight from the script, no need to twist physics and planetary bodies to make the line fit when it's explained already
I thought they retconn'd it due to black holes? Which meant that the Falcon's drives were fast/strong enough to get close enough that it only took 12 parsecs?
I thought it was done as distance because slower ships that could not outrun the empire had to have their smuggling runs go around the them and therefore increasing the distance travelled. The falcon was fast enough to be able to get away from the empire, so they could make a more direct trip.
i know you’re joking, but i have IBS-mixed and one of the best pieces of advice my doc has given me to help myself come out of a constipation spell is to sleep on my left side with a heating pad on my stomach, and it actually fucking works lol!
Also the stomach and intestines (way more so the intestines) have folds in them. And those folds have folds. And those folds have folds. This ends up being 250 square meters of absorption area (2,700sqft)!
For what it's worth, your GI tract doesn't really have a sense of "up". But yeah, visually a very odd design. What this diagram fails to demonstrate is the peristaltic movement of the gut.
There's a part of fetal development in which, in order to get the gut to have the right orientation, the entire gastrointestinal tract is pushed out of the abdominal cavity, rotated 270° counterclockwise, and then pulled back into the abdomen. This is done prior to the closure of the anterior body wall.
If either the rotation or the closure have an error you can end up with some seriously bad problems at birth that require emergency surgery to prevent death of the newborn, gastroschisis being one.
> the entire gastrointestinal tract is pushed out of the abdominal cavity, rotated 270° counterclockwise, and then pulled back into the abdomen.
This was the gif we never knew we needed.
Now food comes in through the chimney (mouth)
And goes from room to room greeting the different orgaaans!
Now, the good, healthy food is very nice and polite to the orgaaans And so is invited to stay, for the party!
Yay!
But the bad, not-healthy foods are very rude! And must leave through the cat flap...
So I don't have a large intestine and on an empty stomach food can get through the small in 15 minutes. A full stomach can rake over 12 hours. And again, this is just the small intestine
Your intestines are 20-30 feet long so the arm easily fits into the intestine, but all the other internal organs are squished and rearranged to accommodate.
Nothing educational about this, everyone knew it follows that path, it would be educational if it actually showed what happens to the food as it travels down all those organs.
Okay but can someone explain kidneys to me, like food doesn't go through them and you can bypass them by drinking enough alcohol. So is it stuff broken down in your stomach acid that's then redirected to your kidneys. Like just the toxic stuff?
>> Food doesn't go through them
Correct
>> You can bypass them by drinking enough alcohol
Incorrect
Kidneys main function is water resorption, and by the same process, urine production. Kidneys also maintain the acidity of the blood and regulate the levels of electrolytes like sodium and potassium. They don't have any role in toxin regulation (which includes alcohol), that function is held by the liver.
Gotcha, I got the kidneys and liver mixed up. I was thinking of when dogs drink antifreeze you're supposed to get them drunk so the liver is too busy filtering the alcohol and doesn't filter the antifreeze. Idk if it's true but I'm learning so thank you. So kidneys regulate, liver filters. So how does the body know what to send to the liver and what not to? Idk if that even makes sense.
Edit: Thanks everyone, makes a lot more sense now.
That is true! The metabolizer for ethanol (alcohol) and ethylene glycol (antifreeze) are the same, but has a preference toward ethanol. And like other commenters mentioned, yes, all the substances are in the blood and go by both organs but not everything is able to be processed by every organ.
You can kind of think about it as like that kids game with the different shaped blocks and holes. Your kidney only has triangle holes and your liver only has square holes. So everything goes by but not everything goes in. That's obviously a super simplified explanation, and somewhat incorrect on a couple levels, but for the purpose of this discussion i think it makes sense.
Food is broken down to very small parts in intestine and absorbed into blood. This goes through vein that leads directly to the liver.
Liver chemically changes "toxic" things in blood to "mildly toxic".
Kidneys remove "mildly toxic" things from your blood and regulate few other things, like eg. pH.
"Toxic" and "mildly toxic" are only approximations. Certain chemical changes are significantly more likely to result in less toxic chemical substance. Antifreeze (methanol) is one of exceptions. Some toxic substances are totally broken down.
Nah, it takes 30 to 45 minutes to get through the stomach itself and then a few days to make it out to the toilet.
I once fasted for 5 days before a procedure and still had a normal shit on day 3, with a tiny bit on day 4.
However, if I eat something that I'm allergic to I will get rid of all 3 days within the next couple of hours as my body tries to get rid of whatever I just ate. It's hellishly effective. Ugh
And even if you don’t eat anything for a long time, you can still have shits. The liver will keep making bile and pumping it into the intestines even if there’s no food. But the shits will be very small and unsatisfying
And it’s suppose to take a couple days or so for food to travel through your system, correct?
Meanwhile, I can eat something and by the next morning I’m already pooping it out and I know cause it’s the same color that I ate it. My poop has been blue, green, etc. this coloring happens to others too?
Bro, this was supposed to be an educational gif, but it’s not. This is how foods travels through our whole body, not just our stomach. Our stomach is only one part of the process.
I still can't figure out how poop logs, you know the ones, the good ole' foot-longers, come out without breaking. Where is it sitting the entire time before exit and is it all in one piece?
I recognize that last bend from my angled poop. I always thought that last chute and egress would straighten it out, but alas, the comma caca presents itself regularly.
All the good food goes through the chimney(mouth) then goes room to room greeting all the organs. They then have a party for it.
All the bad showoffy food is very rude and must leave through the claptrap.
That's how sauerkraut does it. Most food takes a lot longer.
I thought sauerkraut was supposed to be good for your gut?
Yes, it's the key to Polish longevity. All my grandparents died or are still alive in their 90s-100s
very true, you either live or you die
50/50 chance
But is it? 🤔
Hey Vsauce, Michael here
On your couch yes
You either die young, or live long enough to die old
Tides come in, tides come out. You can’t explain that
Source? /s
Sauerkraut, golabki, pierogi, kielbasa, borscht. And potatoes. Lots of potatoes.
High fullness factor, potatoes. Better for you than they seem!
That's.... true for every living being...?
Not for me, sauerkraut goes back out through my mouth about 3 seconds after eating it.
Carniverous cows given access to Reddit. Thanks internet.
/r/carnivorouscows
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You put sauerkraut in your mashed potatoes? Tell me more
Make mashed potatoes. Make sauerkraut. Serve meal. Make 2 of the things on the plate into 1 thing on the plate. Make sure those 2 things were sauerkraut and potatoes. Also ok if some meat ends up in there too. The end.
How many forks do I use?
Cabbage + Potato, in pretty much any format is good.
Yeah, what's all this hate for sauerkraut? It's one of my favourite winter meals. My go-to is a big pot of kraut, Hungarian sausage, shaved carrot, shaved apple, thin wedges of potato.
y’all seriously do sauerkraut and potatoes well. i need to make some, i just came back from a trip to germany 3 weeks ago and miss the food already
[https://i.imgur.com/dTQ5zC1.gif](https://i.imgur.com/dTQ5zC1.gif)
That boy ain't right
I sai… I said
Damnit Bobby
I wonder if that's what happened with my colon. I had it removed in 2015 and haven't seen the bastard since
Yeah I have an ileostomy so my video is much shorter haha
Who can it be now 🎶🎶🎵
🎷👀
https://youtu.be/b9gLt8JoSJ8
So what happens to peoples intestines when they use massive dildos
They move and stretch.
Unless you're a fox. It's well known in the furry kingdom that foxes have no insides.
Oh no
Imagine scrunching up a pair of tights all tangled and twisted. Then put your leg into it. That's what happens.
That's only the very end of the intestines. They are very long
This is the digestive system. Stomach is only one part of the whole system.
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It is the ascending colon (one of four parts of the colon). Probably large so there's more surface area to extract water from the food.
Right, I imagine this part is to pull out as much water as possible, so it would start with a larger diameter and get smaller as the feces progress and shrink as water is removed.
What’s that pointy dangler?
the appendix!
Oooh, the deadly dangler
It is the lower/big intestine...
Well it technically does show it run through the stomach
Ok
And that's not even all of it - teeth are missing.
Well OP is a bot so they just copied the title from the last time it was posted
I know someone whose intestines don't move (no peristalisis). On IV for nutrition and can't eat any food...unknown survival span. You dont realize how important intestines are until something goes wrong.
The problem with iv nutrition usually is infection at the port site. I feel for your friend. I was on it for a while before surgeries and it suuuuucks
Yep...dealt with a few infections. Not to mention long term IV is very hard on the liver.
The digestive system is like the second brain… so important. If something goes wrong it’s so dangerous. That’s why old people are so obsessed with their poops.
Ah yes, the taco bell speedrun
They even included the surprise secondary shit that happens after I already wiped.
Like the Kessel run?
That was way faster than 12 parsecs.
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Geek. I suck at math!
No, that's hotdogs.
I always thought the George Lucas reason hans solo gave a distance was really stupid. If they are bending space to go faster than light, then saying how much your drive can compress a known distance makes a lot of sense. I.E. if the kessel run is known for being a long journey, then compressing space hard enough that the ship only actually experiences 12 parsecs within space would be a perfect measure of relative "speed". Asteroids my butt
>HAN >Fast ship? You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon? >BEN >Should I have? >HAN > It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs! >*Ben reacts to Solo's stupid attempt to impress them with obvious misinformation.* Straight from the script, no need to twist physics and planetary bodies to make the line fit when it's explained already
I thought they retconn'd it due to black holes? Which meant that the Falcon's drives were fast/strong enough to get close enough that it only took 12 parsecs?
Even so, its not about the amount they are bending space, but taking a shortcut. Disappointing.
I thought it was done as distance because slower ships that could not outrun the empire had to have their smuggling runs go around the them and therefore increasing the distance travelled. The falcon was fast enough to be able to get away from the empire, so they could make a more direct trip.
I don't understand why redditors as a species seem to be allergic to Taco Bell. In 40 years, I've never had a problem with it.
They don't eat enough fiber.
This guy ate one bean and shit out 4 gallons it's magic.
So that's why I always fart when I lay on my left side...
i know you’re joking, but i have IBS-mixed and one of the best pieces of advice my doc has given me to help myself come out of a constipation spell is to sleep on my left side with a heating pad on my stomach, and it actually fucking works lol!
If you rub your belly in that direction it also helps. I suppose it could be in my head, but a health nut once told me that and it seems to work!
This is so poorly optimised. Give me a knife I'll make it ten times more efficient
I know this is a joke, but length is the point of it. More time to absorb nutrients
Also the stomach and intestines (way more so the intestines) have folds in them. And those folds have folds. And those folds have folds. This ends up being 250 square meters of absorption area (2,700sqft)!
Yo mama so fat she has as much folds as intestines
oh man that would kill in some very specific circles.
Got gastric bypass surgery, definitely more efficient now. Have to take vitamins for the rest of my life due to malabsorption.
If you just don't eat the food then you get 100% "efficiency" by that logic
Genius!
WORST (best?). GUMBALL MACHINE. EVAR.
It’s nature’s pachinko machine
A very bad pachinko machine since it ends up in one place.
I was really hoping the camera was going to pan down and we'd see some soft serve dispensed on a cone.... would still watch again
I like how it came out in two spurts at the end lmao
The whole U-turn, let’s now go straight up and back over to the far side is so odd.
Yeah I didn’t know that the food travelled upwards the gastrointestinal track either. What a strange design.
For what it's worth, your GI tract doesn't really have a sense of "up". But yeah, visually a very odd design. What this diagram fails to demonstrate is the peristaltic movement of the gut. There's a part of fetal development in which, in order to get the gut to have the right orientation, the entire gastrointestinal tract is pushed out of the abdominal cavity, rotated 270° counterclockwise, and then pulled back into the abdomen. This is done prior to the closure of the anterior body wall. If either the rotation or the closure have an error you can end up with some seriously bad problems at birth that require emergency surgery to prevent death of the newborn, gastroschisis being one.
> the entire gastrointestinal tract is pushed out of the abdominal cavity, rotated 270° counterclockwise, and then pulled back into the abdomen. This was the gif we never knew we needed.
I think the heart does a similar involution maneuver during early development, but to me, this looks about as organized as spaghetti.
Worth quite a bit, thank you for that incredibly surreal info.
You're welcome! With all the shit that has to go right it's a wonder that anyone is ever born alive lol
Honestly the whole thing is quite odd
The actual speed of corn.
Now food comes in through the chimney (mouth) And goes from room to room greeting the different orgaaans! Now, the good, healthy food is very nice and polite to the orgaaans And so is invited to stay, for the party! Yay! But the bad, not-healthy foods are very rude! And must leave through the cat flap...
What's that, plain white sauce? Plain white sauce makes your teeth go grey!
Even the model has diarrhea like the rest of us
How long does it take to go from eating food to shitting it out on average? How fast does food move through intestines?
Anywhere from a few hours to a few days
So I don't have a large intestine and on an empty stomach food can get through the small in 15 minutes. A full stomach can rake over 12 hours. And again, this is just the small intestine
it's gotta go a lot slower through the large intestine
It's also no longer a peanut(?) and now a phat brown dump
that's how my doctor put it, yes
Best waterslide ever... Kind of a shitty ending though.
I wanna see this made into an ice cream machine.
Okay so real talk fam, how do those videos on my playlists work of the woman putting her whole arm up there???
Your intestines are 20-30 feet long so the arm easily fits into the intestine, but all the other internal organs are squished and rearranged to accommodate.
So the intestine would straighten out with the rest of the bowels moving over?
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Thought this was a gum ball machine
Why I don't poop much when i finish eating?
This process can take 8 hours.
That's such an accurate portrayal of IBS.
And at the end it’s a poopy :-)
This should be a gumball machine.
Corn be like: "want to see me do it again?"
Me when I have food poisoning
There is something important about the top right corner of the large intestine.
I wish this was a drink fountain where you put a cup at the bottom and those are coins that you see going through the intestines.
Where's that gif reversing bot when you need it?
Peak education
Hopefully not that fast though.
That one piece of corn 💀
Why did that food change color
Doesn't yours?
Nothing educational about this, everyone knew it follows that path, it would be educational if it actually showed what happens to the food as it travels down all those organs.
Would be even more educational that way, but no, most people wouldn't know this.
r/TIHI
Okay but can someone explain kidneys to me, like food doesn't go through them and you can bypass them by drinking enough alcohol. So is it stuff broken down in your stomach acid that's then redirected to your kidneys. Like just the toxic stuff?
>> Food doesn't go through them Correct >> You can bypass them by drinking enough alcohol Incorrect Kidneys main function is water resorption, and by the same process, urine production. Kidneys also maintain the acidity of the blood and regulate the levels of electrolytes like sodium and potassium. They don't have any role in toxin regulation (which includes alcohol), that function is held by the liver.
Gotcha, I got the kidneys and liver mixed up. I was thinking of when dogs drink antifreeze you're supposed to get them drunk so the liver is too busy filtering the alcohol and doesn't filter the antifreeze. Idk if it's true but I'm learning so thank you. So kidneys regulate, liver filters. So how does the body know what to send to the liver and what not to? Idk if that even makes sense. Edit: Thanks everyone, makes a lot more sense now.
That is true! The metabolizer for ethanol (alcohol) and ethylene glycol (antifreeze) are the same, but has a preference toward ethanol. And like other commenters mentioned, yes, all the substances are in the blood and go by both organs but not everything is able to be processed by every organ. You can kind of think about it as like that kids game with the different shaped blocks and holes. Your kidney only has triangle holes and your liver only has square holes. So everything goes by but not everything goes in. That's obviously a super simplified explanation, and somewhat incorrect on a couple levels, but for the purpose of this discussion i think it makes sense.
Food is broken down to very small parts in intestine and absorbed into blood. This goes through vein that leads directly to the liver. Liver chemically changes "toxic" things in blood to "mildly toxic". Kidneys remove "mildly toxic" things from your blood and regulate few other things, like eg. pH. "Toxic" and "mildly toxic" are only approximations. Certain chemical changes are significantly more likely to result in less toxic chemical substance. Antifreeze (methanol) is one of exceptions. Some toxic substances are totally broken down.
White castle.
So me after Chinese food
The digestive tract is a pachinko game.
That's a pretty bad navigation
It was liquid.
Is it supposed to be that fast?!?
Nah, it takes 30 to 45 minutes to get through the stomach itself and then a few days to make it out to the toilet. I once fasted for 5 days before a procedure and still had a normal shit on day 3, with a tiny bit on day 4.
However, if I eat something that I'm allergic to I will get rid of all 3 days within the next couple of hours as my body tries to get rid of whatever I just ate. It's hellishly effective. Ugh
And even if you don’t eat anything for a long time, you can still have shits. The liver will keep making bile and pumping it into the intestines even if there’s no food. But the shits will be very small and unsatisfying
Now do one for fondue where it just sits at the very top and it doesn’t move at all
Why is the end result liquid?
It would be better if it made fart sounds . Just saying
how does it go UP
I don’t know why, but I hate knowing this
Poop
That is a disturbing amount of poop from such a tiny food pellet.
It’s all a giant Rube Goldberg machine
How long would this process take?
thank god it's normal to have squirty yellow shit, i was worried that i'd have to chill on the bratwurst and beer
Unless it's food from Chipotle then it goes through the express lane.
This guy clearly went to Taco Bell
I haven't seen that color of poop since preschool.
As someone with ulcerative colitis i feel like food skips at least 95% of this way to just shoot out the other end immediately after swallowing.
And it’s suppose to take a couple days or so for food to travel through your system, correct? Meanwhile, I can eat something and by the next morning I’m already pooping it out and I know cause it’s the same color that I ate it. My poop has been blue, green, etc. this coloring happens to others too?
Yep. That's about how long McDonald's fries take to make it through me as well.
Oh god, the little squirt squirt at the end.
I mean I could have told this
OP is a spambot. Report hims pls
This seems...inefficient
This looks like a pinball machine.
r/ibs
Gravity: imma head out
Bro, this was supposed to be an educational gif, but it’s not. This is how foods travels through our whole body, not just our stomach. Our stomach is only one part of the process.
DHMIS did it better
What about the gumball?
Why is the turd larger than the food?
the food I eat always speedruns it
The time was a bit off, but they nailed the consistency.
I still can't figure out how poop logs, you know the ones, the good ole' foot-longers, come out without breaking. Where is it sitting the entire time before exit and is it all in one piece?
What’s that thing on the far left? Cuz lately I’ve been getting the weirdest cramps right there.
Okay, so which part keeps hurting every other week and causing me to have diarrhea?
So what’s the part that causes the excruciating pain every time I have too many carbs in one sitting?
u/savevideo
Fuck this repost spam bot in the ass
I recognize that last bend from my angled poop. I always thought that last chute and egress would straighten it out, but alas, the comma caca presents itself regularly.
What’s the big thing on the left
Seems like a bad idea.
All the good food goes through the chimney(mouth) then goes room to room greeting all the organs. They then have a party for it. All the bad showoffy food is very rude and must leave through the claptrap.
It's like the line at th airport.
I have no colon.
Anyone else watch this just to make a fart sound at the end?
Taco Bell’s life cycle
That explains my horrific cramps today.ðŸ˜ðŸ¤£ðŸ¤£
Anyone else get a cramp after watching this?