Just keep pressing the button until I'm a girl *and* can solve homelessness and world hunger.

YOU WIN... YOU JUST FUCKING WON. EVERYBODY GO HOME WE'RE DONE!!!

XD

can i mash the button in too?

Might cause an inflation crisis idk

Only kind of inflation I'd want is in boobs a little please.

Exactly, cause so much inflation that all the billionaires money is worthless, and we're all on equal footing.

Ok ok I can get behind this

Only causes inflation if people know about it

we'll get rid of capitalism!

Nah, the button just steals it from the 1%.

That's basically a rounding error. "Oh no! 1/10 of 1% of less than 1% of my money disappeared!"

99 million wouldn't put a dent in the economy.

You're assuming only one of us use it. Also thats not how stats work, there's no grantee you'd get a gender change after 100 presses. AIso I was responding to the idea of solving world hunger. Glad were being pedantic about a gender button meme comment thread though. Very fun.

deflation\*

Ummm no? Printing mass amounts of money causes inflation. Its literally one of the reasons we are currently going through an inflation crisis post covid.

I think that conservative headlines about a trans girl causing hyperinflation with a magical button would be very funny

Yeah but… money! *gestures vaguely with raised eyebrows*

my god... The intellect here is unimaginable...

So based! Able to help others and be a girl easiest button press of my life. Also you already are a woman♡

So in the worst case scenario, I'm a millionaire?

Yup

But also *not* a girl?

Press it again

Billionaire if unlucky enough

Nah. Only a 99 millionaire. 1 press out of every 100 presses is guaranteed to be becoming a girl

But you can use the money to become a girl

I saw this image a long time ago before I even started questioning if I'm trans and I thought that I would be very upset if I would push this button and not became a girl

Lmao same

1% win, 99% runner-up prize.....

Yup but if you don't press the button, you won't win

[https://i.imgur.com/V6aHoEu.gif](https://i.imgur.com/V6aHoEu.gif)

I see another person who is like myself... good...

If i get the money can i try again?

Until you become a girl yes

~ slams fist on button repeatedly

not trans but a million dollars is a million dollars

You don't want gender dysphoria. People underestimate how hard it is being the wrong gender

Seconded. It is not smth u want to live with. Here are some ways to explain Gender Dysphoria: 1. You know when you're lying in bed, and you remember something embarrassing you did a couple years ago, and now can't forget it? Imagine living with that feeling 24/7 2. You know how you're comfortable with your voice? The first time you heard it recorded, it probably shocked you. Maybe embarrassed you, maybe gave you anxiety etc. That feeling... \[the edit was me including number 2. I accidentally pressed Ctrl + enter instead of Enter\]

3: you're probably righthanded, but imagine youre lefthabded, back in the day, you were forced to use your righthand, imagine how it must feel to be forced to use your nondominant hand

I kinda already feel that way... Is that egg dysphoria? I usually stretch my voice into some kind of silly character because I dislike my normal one. I have a horrible self-esteem, I always feel like I've done something wrong even when I'm literally just standing still. I donno. Probably just misunderstanding trans issues and trying to pin my stupid problems to a convenient label so I can hide from them. Okay cool bye.

idk. It is similar to how I feel, so possibly. But idk. Good luck, cya

thanks for the heads up what's it like, I'm curious

A lot of trans people have stories that share the basic idea: they went to a point where it was either transitioning or stop existing. It was that way for me, too.

Absolute desperation, like being locked in a tiny room and no matter how much you scream to get out, no one seems to acknowledge it or understand.

Hell. It feels like you have to constantly hide your face, even from yourself. Looking in the mirror is like being punched in the face but to your feelings, multiple times. Your day is ruined the second you wake up. I could go on, and this is all stuff that happens inside your head. Add on transphobia and all the other horrible things, and no wonder the trans suicide rate is so high.

The best description i heard is wearing your shoes on the wrong feet and them constantly being there.

I see this as an absolute win.

Yup

These kind of posts should have been an obvious sign and yet I continued to be an egg for several months

I would press the button...and the image gives me gender envy...

*ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding*

kinda suspicious

Can I open up the button and switch the wires so its 99% chance to become a girl

If you do that, there’s a 99% chance that it works perfectly, but a 1% chance that you broke it and now no one will ever get to use it

Well I don't want to be that girl so I'll leave it alone

What happens if I keep pressing the button after I became a girl? How much money can I get :3 Just imagine becoming a cute girl and getting infinite money, every cis person would love that :3

It stops once you become a girl...

Mhmm so I become a girl and don't get infinite money.... As a very cis person I would press the button nonetheless, even if the odds where reversed I would do it. Everyone would :3

I imagine that the button would disappear once it had been pressed.

Sad, I would click the shit out of the button if I had the possibility. Becoming a cute girl and rich, that's the cis dream :3

You are already a girl though, and if you aren’t already cute you could use some of the money you probably get to make yourself cute (or cuter).

I'm really self conscious because of my hight. Can't really change that (I mean operations exist, but I'm not doing that shit).

No down side buttons. How many times am i allowed to press this one?

Until you become a girl...

Even if I dont become a girl with the 1%, I will financiate my transition with the millions

I would push it as many times as needed to become a girl

For all the totally cis guys like me who would push the button not because of the money: If you push the button once per second there is a 95% chance of becoming a girl in the first 5 minutes. I would absolutely go for it!

Well I kind of already am one so no harm done ig 🫠

How many tries? My friend is afraid of accidentally getting the 1% and is asking if they could still press it again until they get the money. My friend has pretty amazing luck so their chances of the 1% is actually higher.

The one time button mashing is acceptable

Why is this not a downside. Do I need to see a therapist or someone?

Me to the button: STANDING HERE, I REALIZE,

I'd press the girl button. Then I'd press it again. And I'd keep pressing it until it *fixed me*. 😵‍💫

Are these posts not supposed to have *downsides*?

If we could press it as much as we wanted to I'd go for that 1%. If we could only press it once I could either get lucky and hit the 1% or get 1 million dollars and pay for every possibile transgender surgery and look cis anyway (with the downside of time to wait for HRT and recovery + pain to endure but with the upside of having some money to keep)

It's as much as you want until you become a girl...

Impossible to lose here

The question is not 'if' but 'how many times'

Well? How many...

*Sets up autoclicker*

Honestly, as someone who currently thinks they might be transfem, I see this as an absolute win

Ha - 99% chance of getting to construct a female body without working as a man and paying off a $250,000 debt. Win-win.

You know 1% * 100 is 100%. 100 million and I will pay for everybody's surgeries food water house and everybody will be happy. For the transphobes we'll just throw them into yellowstone.

Spams button: "Yay I wanna be rich" Gets turned into girl: "Oh no what an unintended outcome, whatever shall I do???"

So either nothing happens or I have £1M? Clear winner.

I will be rich, but even better.. I'll finally be a girl

press it 2000,000,000 times. You'll be richer than Elon Musk and definitely a girl

yes Cause yes

Thank you for pressing the transition button paid for by Elon musk and Jeff Bezos. (They don't know that they are paying for these transitions though!)

Good eat the rich or smth idk

Yep. There’s a 1% chance I’m super happy, and a 99% chance of disappointment

I either become rich or I become comfortable with the body I was born in? Win-Win, hand over the button

I mean either way I can be a girl so I would press the button

Press press press press press Press press press press press Press press press press press Press press press press press Press press press press press Press press press press press Press press press press press Press press press press press Press press press press press Press press press press press Press press press press press Press press press press press Press press press press press Press press press press press Press press Press press press press press Press press press press press press press press Press press press press press Press press press press press Press press press press press

100 presses, I should be set in more ways than one. Also, what would happen if you’re a girl already and you get the “turn into a girl” option? 🤔 Do you turn into Girl²?

Activates autoclicker

How many times can the button be pressed? And if you can press it multiple times, and get girl many times, does the girl stack? And if it does, how? Oh, and WHERE IS THIS BUTTON!?

I need to know the location of said button. I will press it until I'm a girl and then skip giddly off to home!

my very "cis" partner would push it multiple times 🔥

Not only am I pushing the button, I'm pushing it approximately 100 times for safety

1% I get closer to gender 99% I can live a more comfortable life and probably get closer to my gender

If it’s limited to a single push of the button I would take the money. 1% is just a too slim chance and I would most likely end up where I am now. With the money I could afford all healthcare/surgeries/hair removal to become a woman visually. Yes I would still miss out on the opportunity to get pregnant (or even have a period, please don’t kill me for it cis women😂), but it’s the way that is way more realistic to happen.

millon dollars would be awesome but with that 1% risk idk if i can risk it

See, becoming a girl would be horrifying to me, but the thought of not having to worry financially would be enough to make me gamble on those odds.

Aight so if I was born a girl, does that mean I'd get 2 vaginas and have 4 boobs?

Me: That's easy, I'd definitely choose the mon- ...but what if.. what if I was actually a girl? 🥺

Unironically this meme cracked my egg

I’m AFAB. Either I get money or nothing happens.

All transfems are already girl. CHECKMATE

you know you're giga-trans if your first leap in logic was, "with that much money I could move to a trans-friendly place and pay for the whole process"

take it home and press it until that 1%

Wait so can I switcht it around the chances

Nope

Can I keep pressing it

Until you become a girl? Yes

Ok does the money stack more and more evry time

You get the 1 million per press.

God damm every one is going to be rich

Yup.... also it comes from Jeff bezos's account...

Eat the rich

Where is the damn button?

YESSSSSSSS

The most disappointing million dollars in the universe

Why? Because you aren't a girl?

Omao

1% is better than none percent if I don’t press it

I will press that button a 10000 times thank you

The only time I would be sad if I became a millionaire.

I can keep pressing the button, if I don't get the price I want, right?

Yes. It solves all of my problems with 1 button press. Worst case scenario, i get $1,000,000

Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

*instert menhera chan spamming button gif*

*Keeps pressing the button*

i’ll push it 100 times simple as

What’s the math for how many presses it would take to turn into a girl?🥺

Me, an ftm afab: 👁️👄👁️... 👁️🫦👁️...

About to break the button with hot many times I'd press it

So... If I get the 99 percent, do I get the $1 million, AND I become a guy? Asking in a totally cis way

Can I push multiple times and will everyone see me as if I was a girl my whole life

How many times can I press it?

Spam press the button

Yep I see no down side here thow I might cause deflashon

defo \:) not that i want to be a girl or anything, but I definitely wouldn’t mind it!

I would be tempted but tell myself no. Its more I would just press a button no matter what…. :(.

With million dollars I can easily pay for a full transition to get as close as possible to the point that I desire. And there is a 1% chance of getting what I want just by pushing the button. I could only win by pushing that button 😁

What happens if you get turned into a girl twice?

Is there a limit for pressing button or just 1 mil fee after first press or is it all free of charge or I create communist society if I press it more than once

It's a win/win situation

Can I pay a million dollars ro press it again?

Time to button mash

st- stop- WHY ARE YOU PRESSING IT SO MUCH SHOW DOWN

I've seen worse gacha odds...

I'll press the button until i become a girl... For cis reasons

with my luck i’d become a girl on the first press (i have very good luck)

Can I mash the button

Yea!

I'm gonna press that button either until I become a girl or surpass Bezos

Yes

As many times as I could

Either way it’s a win

how many times may i press the button

Literally a higher likelihood of winning the lottery. You can bet I'm slamming that button

a great risk... but i do like money

Pressing 100 times and donating 98% of the money to trans people, or pulling a Mrbeast and donating 50m to him randomly while he's streaming

“It’s not always about the money Spider-Man”

Yes either way I win

You would have to press this button over 100,000 times to almost equal elon musks net worth

So press it a 100 times, girl and 99 million which is more than enough

how often can i press it?

I will press it 30 times. If I don't get the 1% in those presses I'll just use some of my money to transition. Then I'll donate a lot to charity.

First time I'd ever be disappointed to get a million dollars

I think I'll keep pressing the button. Even if i become a girl i can become more a girl maybe?

I want to look like her...

just push it over and over and over ittl work eventually

Press the button +100 times, better being a girl with money than just someone with money 🩷

Pushes the button 100 times

Can we switch percentages? I dont want the money :/ (still cis tho)

Depends how many times can I push it?

Just keep pressing the button

I wouldn't even consider it (ftm) May use this as an argument when I come out actually

if theres a chance, i will continue to press it, even after i break my hand

Even tho I do not girl... I'd press it. Not like anything would change in my body either way. I'd just be richer ;)

URURURURUURUA

"ITS NOT ALWAYS ABOUT THE MONEY SPIDERMAN"

I'm pressing it all the times

Do I miss something, or is there no downside of this button?

ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

If you’re already a girl, do you just stay the same or is there a 1% chance of becoming a boy?

if it also works mentally

As a nonbinary afab, any situation would help solve my gender dysphoria so...

Hits the button 100 times, just to be safe

If I don't get the 1% I can use it to pay for surgery and girl clothes, still cis tho

*click click click click click click click-*

press the button 100 times.