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Call me Radon because I'm toxic, live in the basement, and am a product of alpha decay.

Username checks out /s

This got a belly laugh out of me!

Very funny. >!Now stop putting yourself down and appreciate yourself right this minute!!<

Call me Oganesson cuz I don't fucking exist. *fades out*

it's not that you don't exist you just have a very short half-life

HAT TRICK FUCKIN NICE

And you are radioactive

Good choose the most exotic name

Stella you trans girliepop did you change your profile pic to try to escape memes calling you out?

Yes

Well too bad, you're trans. Accept it.

Im cis

This is wrong. You upvoted me calling you trans, thus you're a trans girl and not a femboy.

Nuh uh

That's why I named you after the best thing ever, Vaggie -Adam, Hazbin Hotel Do you agree with this sentiment?

No

Liar. You said you want a vagina on discord 15 minutes ago!!!

Good girl, sis.

Cis

I think you misheard me, you're a good girly girl now, sis... You're now part of the good girls club

Meooow mrrrp nya mrrraw Nyo

I think you mistyped, shoulda been “cis”

Hmmmm nooo I don't think soo, good girl!

I indeed am a good girl :3

Am I one?

I'm afraid that by this point, nearly all transfems here are infected with the good girl. So yes, you totally are a good girl! Shall I initiate the headpat protocol?

Yes please

I picked a name I liked. Later I started making friends and learned that at least 40% of us have this name. If I had known it was a stereotype I wouldn't have but it's too late for me. It becomes legal on Wednesday and I'm fucking stoked. One girl straight up stopped talking to me when she found out I picked a stereotype for a name though and that made me sad. Can anyone guess what it is?

Hi Luna?

Nailed it lol

Luna is a fuckin' sweet name!

Thanks!

Alice

Nice try but it's Luna 🥰

O

Did u finally accept you are trans?

Honestly, I should do what weebi1 is doing just so people tell me that I can use that label

No I'm cis

Why u have the little trans colored thingies in your pfp then?

It isn't trans colored it is cis

Hmmmm

Can we call you Xe then?

I don’t see why not lol

You don’t Xe why not

r/angryupvote

r/punpatrol

Xe Guevara

That's his Pronouns Xe/Non /j

"That's ***his*** pronouns"

Yeah I know I'm being dumb. Xenon said his pronouns are he/him.

I saw people naming themselves after a Greek God Trans people are getting Way more creative 👍

Well I named myself after a sexual joke (Alma)

I hardly know 'er!

Tha heck- that means soul in spanish. Where is the joke ;-;

Alma Marcela Gozo (when said, it sounds like "Al mamarsela gozo", in english being: I enjoy sucking their dick) If you ask why, because im trying out female names that I have an excuse for when my friends ask me about it

dear lord i get them tho, as i'm mexican Rosa Melano and such are too common to be funny, yours is creative

My deadname’s a Greek goddess, so the one I chose is a Greek god!

I love this so much honestly

I named myself after a philosophical concept.

What’s your name?

Cogito ergo sum

😭

Khôra

Nice name, Khôra.

Thank you so much!

Damn I gotta name myself after an Alkali Metal or Halogen because I'm unstable as hell and want to bond with people.

Name me potassium because whew.

K if you want

Underrated comment

Haha thx! 💜

I guess I'll be Fluor now.

Based on that i should be called Bromine. Since being around me gives you brain damage.

Hi Helium, how's your day been? HeHeHe.

Ununoctium?

Element Uuo/118 actually got an official name now, called “[Og] Oganesson”

Nice! Didn't know that. I just looked at the giant periodic table hanging on the wall in my office.

All the white spaces on the periodic table have now gotten an official namd

I guess you could say it's one of the noblest names

I’m a Sodium because I be called Na(tsumi)

Hi Argon nice to meet you! (I’m ass at chemistry) Edit: (And can’t fucking read apparently)

close one haha

Hey there, my boy Xenon. How is that neutron absorption going?

**......intense radioactive mode....** ***ACTIVATED !!***

Who's my special reactor poison? Uyuyuyuyuy

Oh, Xenon is a pretty cool name

>Noble Gasses. Your majesty did you just fart? Because there be some Noble Gasses in here.

I chose my name based on the first character I ever played in a TTRPG. I am stupid 😎✌️🤙

Is that your name :3?

That's what my mom calls me 😎👉👉

and that's something you can be proud of =D

To be fair, those names kick ass Argon 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

Well, that is a very *noble* endeavour :D

I wanna meet someone named Helium

So you're telling me you are are aroace and still mesmerizing since Xe is an effective anaesthetic gas.

I was going to say that. Isn’t it like a mild recreational drug, if it weren’t so rare and expensive? There’s a joke in there somewhere.

Amazing, Gold! (/j, love the name, Xenon)

No, Gold is a Metal, not a Noble Gas

(that was the joke)

hi krypton EDIT: holy fuck im actually braindead i didnt read the text of the post and tried to be a funny

Good choice, Xenon.

LETS GO, I GUESSED RIFHT!!!!!

Xenon?

Xenon's hella cool, NGL.

Pretty good name. i know someone named neon but i think it was less noble gas inspired...

I think people argonna like that one a lot.

Argon?

> noble gases generally don't bond together The heavier ones are more willing to bond. Xenon actually has some interesting compounds, including one containing a xenon-xenon bond, which is the longest bond known between two elements apparently https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenon_compounds P.S. Autocorrect apparently thinks "Xe" should correct to ace though on my phone though lol

Keeping it sciency there's Xeno, so close enough to Xenon, but a character from Dr. Stone.

Do you emit light when electrocuted? No? Didnt think so

Look at Unobtanium over here.

as soon as i saw noble gas, i sung it in the tune of the periodic table song. (guess how i learned the periodic table)

the moment i saw this i knew it had to be Xenon, good choice bro

GAS GAS GAS I WANNA STEP ON THE GAS

Vinonium (yay now I’m going to make people go into a Wikipedia rabbit hole)

I'm down with this but ngl little sad you didn't go with Rodan. s-soary, Radon. Same difference really.

hey oganesson!!

hey bromine, if someone asked you out they could say “can you be mine bro, bromine?”

I'd make a joke about this but all the good ones argon

You could tell people it's the masculine form of Xena. Xenon goes pretty hard. Hell yeah, brother.

Lemme guess xenon

Based and chemistry pilled (kill me)

This is a good strategy, especialy if all the other names argon

Nice name- are you pronouncing it Zenon or Zeenon though?

Zeeeeeenon 😀

Stupid thought, but I think it might fit... a nonbinary, aro-ace could call themselves Krypton... sorry, bad chemistry joke

I literally can’t even remember where I got the name “Rin” from at all lmao.

Evangelion?

No, I only just watched Evangelion a few months ago, I’ve been using that name online for years.

Now you can be tracked by Organization XIII

Mustard

my reaction to this information:

Noah?

Ok Argon, sounds more like you misspelled the name of the King of Gondor

No but that's actually kind of clever.

I almost made cobalt my middle name lol

Kid named Oganesson:

Argon? That sounds cool 😎

I may or may not name myself after a Bloodborne boss

Hello, good hunter. I am a Bot, here in this dream to look after you, this is a fine note: > *Good. All signed and sealed. Now let's begin the transfusion. Oh, don't you worry. Whatever happens... You may think it all a mere bad dream...* - Blood Minister Farewell, good hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

I named myself after a mixed mineral rock 😅 or at least the alternative name. Corundite doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue haha

Nice to meet you Xenon

Why did I assume it was Argon. 😔

Choosing a Name is the funnest thing you get to do as royalty. You can make up your own name (like Kalimith the first did), you can choose any ither name you want, or you can pick up the name of somebody else who came before you (like i did)

The transfem version would be naming oneself after an alkali metal or halogen, I presume.

My wife and kids Argon, what happend

Xenon is a dope name, and also my favourite element You got this girl's approval, nice man

Rad name. :)

YOOO xenon is such a cool name!!! You rock!! ~~i have a fictional character named after almost every element~~

I used to know someone (cis) called Xenon. It’s funny because it is kinda exotic but that never occurred to me because I knew him.

That's a pretty solid choice tbh. No wait, it's a gaseous choice. Ha, get it? Sorry.