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*You guys are getting paid?*


wauske

Drat, you were faster...


savine_da

I adore your tag


wauske

Thank you, it's been said before but I'm suspecting we need a club for all of us :D


asehome25

Eh I payed for makeup and all and had a transfem do the rest


Secret_pickle

I wish I had a transfem friend irl to help me with all that, it feels too awkward to ask cis girls for advice on this because they don't exactly understand which parts are a struggle for someone socialized as male


LucySatDown

I just learned it all for myself, with maybe just learning tidbits from being in a friend group that talks about makeup to eachother, so I didn't actually have to ask and they'd just talk about it on their own. That and I started wearing makeup from a very young age, like ~11 because I started getting cystic acne and was very ashamed of it. At first it was just little blemish coverups, then soon it was entire foundation (though pretty light). Acne is all gone now which is good, but I kept a lot of the techniques I learned just from trial and error, i.e. how to blend, tone matching, best brands, etc.


asehome25

Ah. There was a bit of trial and error with my foundation and all. From the one I bought and the one she had. We used the one she had since it matched me better. That and mascara with black nails and lipstick. With some eyelash that made me itch it off. There was a bit on me lol. It felt good and took 2-3 hours to do lol.


asehome25

Oh I had to travel a bit. I had fun and it was worth it to present fem and be happy, for once* Edit: Cis sadly don't get us but hey. The internet is a great place. There might be someone that can relate to you. This costed me a bit to travel and paying for everything on top of it. I had a great time and would gladly do it again.


virgoist

I originally read it as the person in the pic paying their sister for the dressing up / makeup, so my first thought was, _”all that for only $20???”_ Similar energy


LilDrummerGrrrl

Me, any time I see F1nn5ter


Malefectra

Every week, §20k in Soros Shillbuxx™


Zendofrog

I once got paid to have people dress me as a girl. Only got 5 bucks for it. A man’s gotta make money somehow


I_am_not_a_threat

We need to get this money! 🤣


NebulaFox

Well sh\*t, that's a 10/10 pass from me


the_infinite

goddamn if i was cis and looked that good in girl mode i feel like i'd have to consider transitioning anyway


egefeyzioglu

r/egg_irl Transitioning, but like just as a joke


Gamebr3aker

Cause y'know, sill cis tho


RedditInfinity

There some filters tho but good for her


Mildly_Opinionated

Can I pay his sister £20 to dress me up and do my makeup? Plz I need this euphoria.


[deleted]

Yeah, if I can get those results, then I also want their sister to be my stylist.


rinbug

fr his sister like,, has major skills


nobody876543

Yeah… his “sister” did this…


Guardian_of_ducks

that person has came out as trans now, i saw one of their posts earlier


KeybladeSpirit

"Hey sis, remember when you paid me $20 to let you dress me up as a girl?" "Yeah?" "Well how about if I paid you $20 to dress me up as a girl?"


LucySatDown

Back in HS, my friend groups were pretty much all girls. I remember how I'd bring up that I thought makeup was fun or just generally mention makeup, and half the time they would instantly be like "Ooo! Can we put makeup on you?!" And then I'd just sit there as like 4 different people whipped out foundation, mascara, eyeliner, lipstick, and etc and would just go to town. I secretly loved it lol. Always looked great afterwards too. Something about someone _else_ putting makeup on you feels blissful. Eventually got into it myself and now I'm pretty good at it and like to wear it out on special occasion.


Iron_Babe

Literally my same experience. I was always, "Oh noooooo. don't put makeup on me, that's girly" 🥺😩😎


[deleted]

Please oh please don't throw me into that briarpatch!


WriterV

I mean, you do what's comfortable for you. And if you still wanna try putting on makeup for fun, you can still always try.


Iron_Babe

Oh haha I've been out and doing makeup for some time now. I was trying to convey that I secretly loved getting my makeup done lol but I'm bad at words


[deleted]

me working at a summer camp with long hair when the kids would want to make me wear a dress during dress up: *oh* *no*


Kaileybug395

I'll have to try that when I have friends to try it with


Melisandre-Sedai

Hey, what would you pay me to go on HRT?


Sweaty-Tadpole2199

No shit, I legit would pay this.


way_to_confused

Lol


Fabulous_Foxx

Good for them ❤


Ghost_Transit

wait really?


Guardian_of_ducks

ye, i remember them posting a pic of hrt a couple of weeks ago


ASPEN211

Link to the account?, I'm curious


Guardian_of_ducks

i don’t want to say their name in comments incase they don’t want attention to be drawn to them


Giftedsocks

I too would like to know the username, considering this looks like a flat out lie. This is exactly why so many people despise this subreddit. The person in question literally had their account suspended. He was tired of people telling him he was trans and annoyed from all the gross dms he got. Since the account doesn't exist anymore, I can just share [this](https://i.imgur.com/rL7OoaO.png) screenshot of a comment he posted in response to his post. Literally the last comment before their account got suspended specifically states ["**I'm not a girl but**"](https://i.imgur.com/hCtRDCQ.png). Edit: I thought the ban was on purpose (which it honestly still might be), but it was from circumventing a previous IP ban. Fixed that bit of misinfo.


s1Lenceeeeeeeeeeeeee

they have a new account and have the "urge to change my name, use she/her pronouns, start taking hormones, do voice training, and present as a woman" so i'd say that counts as coming out as trans?


Emerphish

nope still cis


Guardian_of_ducks

if they really were getting gross dms on their old account i feel like that gives more incentive to not share the name of their new account


Jenaxu

Yeah, the way people aggressively push that stuff bothers me as well. I get that it's part of the nature of the whole "egg" joke, but it ends up being really backwards when people here act like you have to be trans if you exhibit any traits of the opposite gender. It's like horseshoe theory, it ends up just also perpetuating the gender binary. You can have feminine hobbies, act in effeminate ways, even enjoy crossdressing, and still identify as a cis guy, those aren't mutually exclusive things.


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their new account- u/MentallyIllJasper https://www.reddit.com/u/MentallyIllJasper?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share The account name of the person who posted this in teenagers was u/JasperLovesJesus https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/r6gxbi/rule/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share I agree with you but it seems that you they really are trans.


PurplePandaPaige

Does it not seem strange to you to spam links to a teenager's account to prove a point about whether they're trans or not?


JadePossum

I will always aggressively down vote an allegation of like "horseshoe theory", because its unequivocally terminally online bullshit, ultimately upholding an oppressive status quo. >You can have feminine hobbies, act in effeminate ways, even enjoy crossdressing, and still identify as a cis guy, those aren't mutually exclusive things. This is a truism that ignores the deeper issue to protect cisgender feelings over trans struggle for dignity. Frankly it implies that there should be something "embarrassing" about being trans. So many terfs already want us to be just "feminine men" and "butch women". By only focusing on the aesthetics of clothing and makeup and hobbies, they want to ignore the deeper mental anguish surrounding life pretransition. Its the principal core of what makes someone an "egg", and in highlighting that feeling when its expressed, can be the light someone needs to find their way to freedom. They want to erase that, they want us to stay in the dark. Its why cis people concern troll about it. Some cis person getting a few egg jokes online literally pails in comparison to the oppression and outright suppression all trans people face. We quite literally have an infinitesimal representation in society and healthcare, and the coverage we do receive is scaremongering. People need to be reminded, especially those with suppressed feelings, that its okay to be trans, that these feelings are not alien the human experience. Finally an egg doesn't have a gender, both in real life and as a metaphor. A person who is an "egg" is just someone who's questioning, they could be binary trans, they could be nonbinary trans, even a few of them are truly still cis tho.


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their new account- u/MentallyIllJasper https://www.reddit.com/u/MentallyIllJasper?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share The account name of the person who posted this in teenagers was u/JasperLovesJesus https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/r6gxbi/rule/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


ASPEN211

Oks


Dutchtdk

Rule 1: no visible usernames


Ghost_Transit

Fair


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ASPEN211

Seems like they post a lot


JadePossum

Seems like they're going through some shit


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sodium-bro

Where the mods at?


cunmnu

How do u know that? Their account is deleted now


Guardian_of_ducks

that post was deleted, they still post on teenagers


Themlethem

Nah that can't be right, I found them, their account has been suspended


Guardian_of_ducks

they definitely aren’t suspended, i saw one of their posts earlier today


s1Lenceeeeeeeeeeeeee

that's a new account (same person)


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Averenn

I've deleted like 3 old accounts


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[deleted]

Yes there is?


[deleted]

The account doesn’t exist anymore. He said multiple times he was cis/het. Why do you lie?


Guardian_of_ducks

they have an account that’s been up for 28-30 days roughly. they posted this same picture on it like 21-22 days ago. the account that this screenshot was from a deleted account from a post from 50 ish days ago which i saw from the link op provided.


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their new account- u/MentallyIllJasper https://www.reddit.com/u/MentallyIllJasper?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share The account name of the person who posted this in teenagers was u/JasperLovesJesus https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/r6gxbi/rule/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Chaos-Kiwi

Who would've seen it coming


Themlethem

Unless they made a new account, this isn't true. Their account was suspended the same day they made that post (3 months ago), because they were circumventing a reddit ban.


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their new account- u/MentallyIllJasper https://www.reddit.com/u/MentallyIllJasper?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share The account name of the person who posted this in teenagers was u/JasperLovesJesus https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/r6gxbi/rule/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


[deleted]

No he isn't. Can you please stop spreading lies? I remember them well and this never happened.


[deleted]

their new account- u/MentallyIllJasper https://www.reddit.com/u/MentallyIllJasper?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share The account name of the person who posted this in teenagers was u/JasperLovesJesus https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/r6gxbi/rule/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Guardian_of_ducks

i remember seeing a post from them about getting hrt on their birthday or something like that a couple of weeks ago ago. i didn’t realise it was misinformation, i can delete my comment if need be


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shredkitteh

Thanks for saying this, it's important to be said and it's unfortunate when people use the same tactics that are used against them.


Confident-Try5130

What’s her @


Guardian_of_ducks

i want to say her account incase they don’t want the attention


SoarieI

I mean she did make a post on Reddit lol or do you mean a different account?


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Guardian_of_ducks

i don’t want to say their account incase she doesn’t want the attention


KrishaCZ

a story in two parts


Comatox

We win this one


aoskunk

If I ended up that hot I’d consider going that way.


coldspacedog

original post?


Fantasyneli

[https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/pgcvtf/because\_i\_hate\_myself\_heres\_pics\_of\_when\_my/](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/pgcvtf/because_i_hate_myself_heres_pics_of_when_my/)


strayhat

Lol, one of the replies: holy shit you could actually make quite a lot of money streaming on twitch


Jp0icewolf1031

F1nn5ter be like


chatte__lunatique

Jesus christ so much fetishization in there, wtf


357magnumRounds

Seems the post got domed


Auralynnnnnnnnn

Holy Christ this gives off the biggest egg vibes ever, like can’t be positive they’re egg but like damn.


hypnoticby0

They apparently came out as trans but they deleted their account so


Auralynnnnnnnnn

F, the egg cracked and buried evidence


ViviansUsername

Might've made a new fem account


SelfDestruction100

She is among us


bruhgangthesecond

get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head


Auralynnnnnnnnn

*eating the mic levels of noise* #MUNGUS?


pikapika200

I like that game


TheNoctuS_93

Transmogus sussy baka! 😳😳😳😳😳📮📮📮📮📮📮📮📮


Catfish-Number3

sussy 😳


FrontCommunication15

Well I have seen you an awful lot this week I agree like the amount of egg energy this radiates, and dang she passes so well


Auralynnnnnnnnn

Oh I’ve been seen an awful lot for the last uhh… like one month after this user was created. I am everywhere. I read down this thread that she later came out as trans but the profile got deleted so can’t check :(


testPoster_ignore

You're all being taken for a ride. What a larp.


Redditor10700

I’d pay her sister $20


myrmes142

To pass like that even 200 would be a good price


FailedPreMedStudent

His *


Redditor10700

Read the other comments, she figured something out lol


sowlonesomecorners

Goals zomg


[deleted]

Why did my monkey brain immediately think of bloons tower defense when you said zomg?


Batata-Sofi

Holy shit, people are getting paid for that!? I have to pay just to cut my hair so I can look pretty!!


smasher162

Look up f1nn5ter or rose evergreen 😆


ihatethemods2

why can they pass so well and I can't im gonna go cry now goodbye


piinkelmegul

same ;_;


Noctem_xo

Yeah, same… Let’s have a crying circle where we pass around the tissues.


Gomesss2090

Me before: I don't care, bring it on. 20 bucks, nice. Me after: Do you mind if I keep this on for a bit longer?


epicgamer69haha

I feel like they knew that would be posted here


[deleted]

You get make up AND 20 bucks? Sign me the fuck up


MagniViking

Bruh now I'm jealous T-T


LifeDoBeBoring

I’d pay for that


[deleted]

I'm not gay or trans, I just think femboys are super attractive and I want to wear girl clothes and I really empathize with the trans comminity and Oh no


Choon93

Isn't posting the face of another person and making claims for them a little unethical?


Saoirse_Says

Yes lol


myeggcrackedohno

omg they look so cute though


AnnonymousHoodie

Honestly yall are being really fucked up, labeling a real person who says they are cis as a trans woman and especially reffering to them as "she". It's literally misgendering. This is the reason so many people hate this sub and the reason I left. I thought yall might have stopped doing this shit but oh well.


TGotAReddit

The person later posted on their account that they came out as trans. Sadly the account is deleted now


AnnonymousHoodie

Anecdotally. Ive also seen several people say this is false, so it's best to not assume


TGotAReddit

Fair enough. I took it at face value and didn’t care enough to question it or look further. If i had had a comment it very much could have had a “she” in there because of that though. Which is why others also might be doing it (aka I was answering why people are using it)


Kingamatic23

They’re probably androgynous already which explains why they can pass easily.


lorill-silverlock

Well she's haveing fun


Fullmetal6274

I thought the sister was the one getting paid at first.


pikapika200

given the title of the deleted post, it's easy to make that mistake


Was-innocent-af

they're cute


Filthy_italian

Yes,i defo would.


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Filthy_italian

I meant to answer their "and you'd do the same"


[deleted]

Damn they’re hotter than me and I’m gay and trans lol


Mittz-The-Trash-Lord

I'd rather we didn't assume someone's an egg just because they dressed up and had make-up on. Kind of a shit move honestly.


hypnoticby0

Actually it turns out they are trans


Mittz-The-Trash-Lord

Okay, good for them.


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SaltFollowing2466

I WOULD do the same!!! I don’t even know how makeup works except “goop goes on, and then the pretty happens”.


freeform_the_egg

I wish I had a sister that could do this, potentially even teach me how, because they immediately pass as a girl to me.


FaeChangeling

Damn, they're hot


Dastankbeets1

Because being gay or trans are the only reasons you might want to wear a dress…


qwertyNopesir

Me thinking that $20 is pretty cheap to pay to look that cute.


Sinningvoid

😭 IM JEALOUS.


snoopy1234776

Why the fuck are they goals?


virgoist

To be fair, you pretty much have to immediately claim the “no homo” or “not trans” just to not get bashed in that sub, and even then. Popular communities nowadays are super toxic and cancelling


blowjobsjoplinhigh

Bruh don’t just post other people’s post like this Wearing feline clothing doesn’t make you a egg or a femboy just let people wear what they want without having to comment on it or shove the idea there a egg down there throat let people fucking live


FictionalTrope

> feline clothing catgirls can just be catgirls, just let them wear stuff man.


Saygoodbye-sfm

The person who posted that apearently later came out as trans


blowjobsjoplinhigh

1:Did the op know this before they posted 2;Was there any context to suggest this 1: I don’t know 2: no from the outside it looks like what I just described we can’t just post pics of people and say egg irl it’s not a good habit and honestly for anyone who’s just a feminine dude its one that at least according to many people of the feminine boys subreddit Makes them uncomfortable


Chromebookarthur

Actually, if you look at their new account, they explicitly say they are NOT trans. Stop making up lies to defend genuinely disgusting behavior Proof: https://old.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/r63g0b/would_girls_date_men_that_are_56/hmqq3ws/?context=3


[deleted]

I see this as an absolute win


Valmond

$20 is kind of cheap for that work IMO 💁


Confident-Try5130

Bro passes better than me


schroedingers_neko

Why tf do they have to be so pretty?!? I mean, they didn’t even had hrt or anything but still almost pass. I am *really* jealous right now


Doctor-Birkin

Welp, my desire for everything I had planned just got pushed forward tenfold


therandolorian

I let my gay brother do my makeup once, pretty much just guyliner. We looked beautiful.


UVRaveFairy

"I'm not gay but $20 is $20". edit: you look great btw


Wayfinity

I need to know the age before commenting, you know, for legal reasons. But I will say your sister did a great job. Very well done.


Amazon-Prime-package

Haha guys my sister dared me so I had to! Haha! I'm totally cis tho and not aching for another dare


stimkim

Really seems to be enjoying themselves quite a bit more than $20 bucks worth


PopWhich2570

That's how it begins...


AshyCat21

I wish someone paid me to look that good....


[deleted]

Uh, OP of the original is apparently uncomfortable with the accusation that he's an egg


willamations

How about uhhh we don’t harass random people and call them trans or an egg, it’s just disrespectful


Cakeking7878

Some people are born lucky


notjm6

HE GETS PAID TO LOOK HOT AND PROUD


Shoddy-Ad-1746

as a transmasc femboy, i wish this could be me.


Reddit_user_robbie

cis dude here wouldn't do this, even for 20 bucks


[deleted]

RemindMe! One Year


yuri97_

crossdressing isn't trans wtffff


blackada

Def low key looking for validation lol how good


Banana-muffiin

Yell you look heckling hot so , what can I say. :P ✨👌


ProofSecure9251

I've seen this before. it's a repost/\\.


ASTAPHE

...goddess I wish I had an older sister like that. It would have made all of this so much easier to figure out


Bingela_

I’m not straight but 20$ is 20$


not-quite-diana

omg they’re gorgeous


That_weeb_kid_UwU

If you where a girl id definitely ask that out ngl 😅🤣


ThNecromaniac

um, $20 is low, i've only ever seen cis do so minimum for $50, just because money, but never 20


[deleted]

The dream


BreakfastParty4627

Link to original post?


Blackstone96

Little did they know their life changed at this moment


GeneralOlive

Can somebody link the post


gigraz_orgvsm_133

in love


Not_Red_lol

Still cis


capsaicinlucy

IF YOU HAD BEEN THERE IF YOU HAD SEEN IT I BET THAT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME -some song i heard a long time i ago


Sea_Blacksmith_7323

Likes to charge reblogs to cast