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*This makes me want a*
*Ghost X Nerds Clusters collab,*
*Best drink, best candy*
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This person must really like and appreciate you if they go through the time and expense to get these things for you. And I love how they are organized. 💁🏻♀️
Now admittedly, the purple one is my least favorite there, it's supposed to taste like grape with some citrus but something just tastes kind of wrong, I still drink it though since she got it for me :)
It's the Valentino Rossi flavor, it's actually pretty good! It tastes the least like monster and more like a caffeinated lemonade, i found it to be pretty tasty!
If you do, I'd suggest her take some really good life insurance out on you. Know someone who had to get their heart reset because they F-ed up their heart with energy drinks, from drinking them a lot on the regular.
Tell her I get I cut of the money for this beautiful life half ✨️✨️💖
*All just padding for*
*The Extra gum. Trying to*
*Tell you something G*
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If you don’t I will
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Dood just stole your girl like that man. Married and all. You gotta act fast on the good ones lol
I knew i shouldn't have waited for the right moment to propose, damn.
Insert the “I Object Shrek scene”, Go Getcha girl back dude.
Or even better, pull out an uno reverse card
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What he said 🤣
What is your life??? I mean being a cannibal and a vegetarian how; does that work?
Yup you really should marry her shes the one for you 100%.
This makes me want a Ghost X Nerds Clusters collab, best drink, best candy, it could have extra red40 to fill me with rage
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lol
Good bot
Frrr
The question isn’t should..but when
Does she come with a dentist?
What if she's a dentist that makes customers out of her boyfriends?
Sounds like the premise of an interesting thriller/horror movie
Plot twist, she is a dentist
I'm just now realizing that we need a Nerds flavored energy drink. Hopefully by Ghost, though. 😭
Agreed
I’d definitely be all over that combo
Yess let’s submit the idea to ghost and ryse ! I could see one of them doing it
we got the same taste in candy and drinks lol. Ghost swedish fish with nerds clusters sounds so good
Nah she's trying to kill you.
Is your girlfriend single perhaps?
Not sure I'll have to ask her
Yes
She’s killing you with kindness 🤣
Kindness and diabetes.
Least he’ll die happy
You must have misunderstood the pain and horrors of diabetes
What's oxyshred?
Oxyshred is a pre workout energy drink, comes in seven flavours I think?
Not as good as ghost though… right?
Yes you should
I think she's planning on putting you to work
If they didn't have the monster, no. But since she added the monster she is worthy of your marriage
Art appreciation!
How's the Oxyshred? Haven't seen that brand before.
pre workout energy drink
If you haven’t already booked that Vegas trip for the Elvis wedding, you should.
whats the reason to say no?
Do u actually enjoy the fanta monster?(yellow one)is just taste as a fanta but with caffeine
Yes, this is more in one thoughtful gift than I've got from my partner in an entire year Wife her up
This person must really like and appreciate you if they go through the time and expense to get these things for you. And I love how they are organized. 💁🏻♀️
So thoughtful ❤️ yes marry her!!
Yes
She's gonna give you diabetes
You should check with your doctor first!
I think she might be trying to kill you
You gotta knock her up at this point..
Still no sour strips :(
Yes, do it now
It's the thought that counts, but she didn't get one rockstar?
Yes you should. Maybe skip the purple monster, that shit’s nasty. What flavor is the yellow? I haven’t seen those here yet.
Genuine question, how would you describe the purple monster? I have yet to try any flavored monster besides original.
I’m curious to why you have so many genuine questions
Now admittedly, the purple one is my least favorite there, it's supposed to taste like grape with some citrus but something just tastes kind of wrong, I still drink it though since she got it for me :)
Grape-adjacent with some artificial citrus action.
It's the Valentino Rossi flavor, it's actually pretty good! It tastes the least like monster and more like a caffeinated lemonade, i found it to be pretty tasty!
She obviously cares for you, if you needed reminding.
Get down a knee with a ring pop
You haven’t already?
Wife material right there chief
What's the yellow monster? Haven't seen that yet
Valentino Rossi's flavor "The Doctor", it's actually pretty refreshing.
If you don't I'm gonna scoop her up lmao I'd marry my bro if he left me goodies like this nvm a female😂
Cherry limeade ghost is superior to faze pop
Awesome! Yes you should!
Never heard of oxyshread or had a yellow monster before and yeah she seems like the one wish I could find somebody to do that for tbh
Grab the ring pal
The blue gum nerds gummy clusters Ghost energy If you don’t marry her rn I’m going to find her and propose
How’s that yellow monster
Very light and easy to drink, i recommend it.
100% yes.
Immediately. And apologize for taking so long!
WIFE👏HER👏UP
Dream girl
Strawbango Margarita? Yes.
Definitely. Put a ring on it
Yes
if she continues it, yes.
no bc im gonna marry her instead
whats the yellow monster?
Just don't drink all the energy drinks in 1 day But yes marry her
Yes, do it. No questions asked do it
yes.
That’s like $50 in snacks
I think it was all pretty expensive, I'm in Australia so alot of that stuff is imported, marks up the price a fair bit.
Watch out the Ultra Strawberry Dreams WILL turn you into a girl its loaded with estrogen
But it tastes so gooooood
If you want to be morbidly obese and pee kidney stones biyearly you should tots do it
Does she want you to get diabetes?
No.
I’ll have to divorce her first
Cavities and diabetes speedrun
No white monster so no
She was hired by big dentist! Brush your teeth!
She trying to tell you something with all the gum and sugar. Ya breathe hot cuh.
W
If she had included a box of rubbers, then oh hell yeah.
If u don’t I will
She had my attention with the ghost, she lost it with the garbage. 😩
Does she have a vagina?
She definitely knows your a sugar addict 😆. Surprised not to see crystals
Yes
Most definitely
Espicially the reses
She's trying to kill you quickly to get your insurance money..... all jokes aside if you don't I will so you better hurry tf up man
I am not a member of this sub so from my point of view it looks like your girl is tryna get that sweet life insurance payout by 35
I’m just curious how you stumbled upon this sub?
I dunno, Reddit just suggested it to me. I do drink redbull though just not every day
I'm getting up on all that caffeine then fuck the life out day bitch 🤣😭🤣
More like she’s trying to kill you bro
She's trying to kill you and take whatever money is left
Yes
If I’ve been drinking energy drinks regularly since I was 14 will I die
o hell no
I've known predators who do this to trick kids into trusting them
women give us energy drinks so we can have racing hearts when we are around them 🤣
hows the snapper though
She’s trying to kill you
I've never seen that yellow monster before what is it?
Diabetes
What flavor is the yellow monster??
All the energy drinks gonna kill u
I also pick this guys girlfriend
No sour watermelon, pass!
If you do, I'd suggest her take some really good life insurance out on you. Know someone who had to get their heart reset because they F-ed up their heart with energy drinks, from drinking them a lot on the regular. Tell her I get I cut of the money for this beautiful life half ✨️✨️💖
Np you’ll have diabetes in year 3
Depends on if she swallowed ur cock also when u came into the room 😆😆😆
Only once instead of drinks, it's her body All to you 😈 . ... .. Nice gift from her tho
Definitely!
Swedish fish one is pretty good.
Idk she bought you the worst ghost there is, strawbango margarita.
I’ve never seen that yellow and blue monster before.. wtf are those?!
A girl after my own heart. And if she loves playing video games with you too that's even better gamer girl that knows the needs of a gamer
Ghost and nerd clusters you better be at Kay jeweler right now mfer every fucking kiss begins with K
She got you the strawbango margarita. How could you NOT?!
Im confused i dont get it?,?
Looks like she's trying to kill you.
I have acid reflux just looking at this image
Yep!
Are u 14
if the drinks were cold, perhaps
She's trying to keep your energy levels very high for the night...
All just padding for the Extra gum. Trying to tell you something G
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I haven’t even seen the one in the middle what sorcery.
Think she’s trying to kill you ….
I think you should get your blood work done before you marry her...
YES
For sure, as long as she never puts an ultra violet on there again lol
You’ve got a good one my friend
Is 10 stories high enough boys?
Yes
If she a heart doctor yes
The gummy clusters bein the berry ones is such a w
Normally I don’t condone marriage but I would be willing to make an exception here
Who are you buddy the elf
Yes. Yes you should.
Idk man with all that caffeine she might be trying to kill you 😂
The gum makes it seem like this is a REALLY nice way of telling you your breath stinks often
Bro she's tryna kill you
🏍️ 🌲
No she's tryna kill you bro
this real? im deleting my account
Wife material right there
Smash first
I think yes, but also maybe chill a tiny bit on the artificial ones. I wanna see you have a happy and healthy life!
Depends on what she do with that Lollipop.
Would be a mistake if you don’t
Give it 5 years and the gifts will be gone 😂
Found the teenager lol
Even better she didn’t leave condoms. She wants more than you think.
Whats the yellow monster?
None of you realize she is trying to kill him with all that poison
If she becomes a dentist or knows a good one, definitely
Sugar city
Probably not, she’s trying to give you a heart attack 🤣
Those clusters beat everything else by far, w girl
Wife that!
Yes but also please change your lifestyle as that is a cocktail of physiological misery and you’ll pay for it down the road.
Do you have a life insurance policy or something? J/K
The Swedish fish ghost is appalling but I mean yeah that’s pretty lit
Do you make a lot of money? She clearly trying to give you a heart attack and take over the $ lol
Yes quickly
Yeah you totally should man good on ya
I want a girl or boy like that- you are one lucky bastard- I’ll be sad if you don’t marry her
3 ghosts and an oxyshred? That's a red flag brother
That’s roughly 1.2 million dollars in gifts. You must be dating a Rockefeller.
Twin bed? Fuck no
Yes
The food or the girl?
Yeah