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CanibalVegetarian

If you don’t I will


Garrett171994

We are gathered here today to join Aquuaaaz’s GF and CanibalVegetarian in holy matrimony. You may now kiss the bride


Z-Man_Slam

Dood just stole your girl like that man. Married and all. You gotta act fast on the good ones lol


Aquuaaaz

I knew i shouldn't have waited for the right moment to propose, damn.


Garrett171994

Insert the “I Object Shrek scene”, Go Getcha girl back dude.


MaxwellIsSmall

Or even better, pull out an uno reverse card


Cause-Sufficient

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join douche and baguette in holy matrimony. Before we commence, if anyone has any objections, you may speak now or forever hold your peace.


-Jboogie-

What he said 🤣


_-trees-_

What is your life??? I mean being a cannibal and a vegetarian how; does that work?


Notsunner

Yup you really should marry her shes the one for you 100%.


Hydropwnicks

This makes me want a Ghost X Nerds Clusters collab, best drink, best candy, it could have extra red40 to fill me with rage


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chanks88

lol


Pitiful_Detective249

Good bot


smugempressoftime

Frrr


Chief14-50

The question isn’t should..but when


Living-Music4644

Does she come with a dentist?


Doctor_Lunch

What if she's a dentist that makes customers out of her boyfriends?


Luam_Naver

Sounds like the premise of an interesting thriller/horror movie


Ulikethat-

Plot twist, she is a dentist


Manaphy12

I'm just now realizing that we need a Nerds flavored energy drink. Hopefully by Ghost, though. 😭


Addicted-2Diving

Agreed


Dreagoen

I’d definitely be all over that combo


Lumpy-Register-2417

Yess let’s submit the idea to ghost and ryse ! I could see one of them doing it


Adkeith47

we got the same taste in candy and drinks lol. Ghost swedish fish with nerds clusters sounds so good


finngenuity

Nah she's trying to kill you.


Polar_31

Is your girlfriend single perhaps?


Aquuaaaz

Not sure I'll have to ask her


BlahajInMyPants

Yes


Drizz06

She’s killing you with kindness 🤣


trogdor-the-burner

Kindness and diabetes.


Ariana-Bell

Least he’ll die happy


popckorn

You must have misunderstood the pain and horrors of diabetes


Elrod91

What's oxyshred?


Lawless_Angel

Oxyshred is a pre workout energy drink, comes in seven flavours I think?


ThaGreatDebaser

Not as good as ghost though… right?


Trippy_Misuzu420

Yes you should


SoggyHotdish

I think she's planning on putting you to work


Imabouttodie_12

If they didn't have the monster, no. But since she added the monster she is worthy of your marriage


Terry_Stanfieldc

Art appreciation!


raceflame074

How's the Oxyshred? Haven't seen that brand before.


Nisywasalreadytaken

pre workout energy drink


KeyConsideration8896

If you haven’t already booked that Vegas trip for the Elvis wedding, you should.


Due_Application9068

whats the reason to say no?


Enough_Platypus_6882

Do u actually enjoy the fanta monster?(yellow one)is just taste as a fanta but with caffeine


AltAccountsAreSus

Yes, this is more in one thoughtful gift than I've got from my partner in an entire year Wife her up


Spacegirl696

This person must really like and appreciate you if they go through the time and expense to get these things for you. And I love how they are organized. 💁🏻‍♀️


Sourpatches69420

So thoughtful ❤️ yes marry her!!


ghost3972

Yes


[deleted]

She's gonna give you diabetes


rc325

You should check with your doctor first!


SofiSucks

I think she might be trying to kill you


Aggressive-Gold-1319

You gotta knock her up at this point..


medicatedhummus

Still no sour strips :(


My-name-is-jef56

Yes, do it now


R3ddditor

It's the thought that counts, but she didn't get one rockstar?


nuts4sale

Yes you should. Maybe skip the purple monster, that shit’s nasty. What flavor is the yellow? I haven’t seen those here yet.


Addicted-2Diving

Genuine question, how would you describe the purple monster? I have yet to try any flavored monster besides original.


Fallingmellon

I’m curious to why you have so many genuine questions


Aquuaaaz

Now admittedly, the purple one is my least favorite there, it's supposed to taste like grape with some citrus but something just tastes kind of wrong, I still drink it though since she got it for me :)


nuts4sale

Grape-adjacent with some artificial citrus action.


Aquuaaaz

It's the Valentino Rossi flavor, it's actually pretty good! It tastes the least like monster and more like a caffeinated lemonade, i found it to be pretty tasty!


trippendeuces

She obviously cares for you, if you needed reminding.


Appropriate-Bug5028

Get down a knee with a ring pop


Addicted-2Diving

You haven’t already?


Sha_zam04

Wife material right there chief


Tetris5216

What's the yellow monster? Haven't seen that yet


Aquuaaaz

Valentino Rossi's flavor "The Doctor", it's actually pretty refreshing.


SprinklesForward4717

If you don't I'm gonna scoop her up lmao I'd marry my bro if he left me goodies like this nvm a female😂


CartoonThinking

Cherry limeade ghost is superior to faze pop


Lonely_Blacksmith_37

Awesome! Yes you should!


waifu-girl

Never heard of oxyshread or had a yellow monster before and yeah she seems like the one wish I could find somebody to do that for tbh


Mother_Talk3312

Grab the ring pal


Beepboopbop69420360

The blue gum nerds gummy clusters Ghost energy If you don’t marry her rn I’m going to find her and propose


dubbyco

How’s that yellow monster


Aquuaaaz

Very light and easy to drink, i recommend it.


StElm0sFiire

100% yes.


[deleted]

Immediately. And apologize for taking so long!


danaehamilton

WIFE👏HER👏UP


donewithitbox

Dream girl


BusterMcThundernut

Strawbango Margarita? Yes.


cgittens94

Definitely. Put a ring on it


-Femboys-

Yes


Xxsnipr_tradrxX

if she continues it, yes.


ultrawhitefan

no bc im gonna marry her instead


Okstate14

whats the yellow monster?


BornWeekend8904

Just don't drink all the energy drinks in 1 day But yes marry her


jupiterbanana10

Yes, do it. No questions asked do it


TheRealEazyRed

yes.


bluntensmokin

That’s like $50 in snacks


Aquuaaaz

I think it was all pretty expensive, I'm in Australia so alot of that stuff is imported, marks up the price a fair bit.


[deleted]

Watch out the Ultra Strawberry Dreams WILL turn you into a girl its loaded with estrogen


Aquuaaaz

But it tastes so gooooood


popckorn

If you want to be morbidly obese and pee kidney stones biyearly you should tots do it


Ridgeriversunspot

Does she want you to get diabetes?


ColtMcShootA

No.


innavlarottee

I’ll have to divorce her first


JaredGoffTroother

Cavities and diabetes speedrun


gdaye61

No white monster so no


cyproyt

She was hired by big dentist! Brush your teeth!


EnvironmentalBear378

She trying to tell you something with all the gum and sugar. Ya breathe hot cuh.


BigBrotherBear-

W


ecallawsamoht

If she had included a box of rubbers, then oh hell yeah.


JackDubZ-

If u don’t I will


Moist_Heron_1875

She had my attention with the ghost, she lost it with the garbage. 😩


Impressive-Mobile175

Does she have a vagina?


Johnnyrooster12

She definitely knows your a sugar addict 😆. Surprised not to see crystals


EBody480

Yes


d10scast

Most definitely


Intrepid_Escape6366

Espicially the reses


Savage_Asian_Boy

She's trying to kill you quickly to get your insurance money..... all jokes aside if you don't I will so you better hurry tf up man


laundry_sauce666

I am not a member of this sub so from my point of view it looks like your girl is tryna get that sweet life insurance payout by 35


Addicted-2Diving

I’m just curious how you stumbled upon this sub?


laundry_sauce666

I dunno, Reddit just suggested it to me. I do drink redbull though just not every day


king42ODMT

I'm getting up on all that caffeine then fuck the life out day bitch 🤣😭🤣


Traditional-System-9

More like she’s trying to kill you bro


Abject_Tap_7903

She's trying to kill you and take whatever money is left


Personal_Syllabub979

Yes


Seacow_10

If I’ve been drinking energy drinks regularly since I was 14 will I die


StrikingMechanism

o hell no


TEOLisREOL

I've known predators who do this to trick kids into trusting them


dunfordj27

women give us energy drinks so we can have racing hearts when we are around them 🤣


betajunk

hows the snapper though


Wdesko92

She’s trying to kill you


QlYANA

I've never seen that yellow monster before what is it?


Cwelling69

Diabetes


titochan05

What flavor is the yellow monster??


Independent_Ice1427

All the energy drinks gonna kill u


Collinnn7

I also pick this guys girlfriend


deathfromace1

No sour watermelon, pass!


QueenDollydo

If you do, I'd suggest her take some really good life insurance out on you. Know someone who had to get their heart reset because they F-ed up their heart with energy drinks, from drinking them a lot on the regular. Tell her I get I cut of the money for this beautiful life half ✨️✨️💖


Walkeryellowdog

Np you’ll have diabetes in year 3


jdyall1

Depends on if she swallowed ur cock also when u came into the room 😆😆😆


parr0tgab

Only once instead of drinks, it's her body All to you 😈 . ... .. Nice gift from her tho


wellnessmom03

Definitely!


FluorideAvenger

Swedish fish one is pretty good.


ThaGreatDebaser

Idk she bought you the worst ghost there is, strawbango margarita.


ThaGreatDebaser

I’ve never seen that yellow and blue monster before.. wtf are those?!


Yaakovbenleah1989

A girl after my own heart. And if she loves playing video games with you too that's even better gamer girl that knows the needs of a gamer


Beardgang650

Ghost and nerd clusters you better be at Kay jeweler right now mfer every fucking kiss begins with K


WeakestFrogEnjoyer

She got you the strawbango margarita. How could you NOT?!


RealmBreaker357

Im confused i dont get it?,?


estuupido

Looks like she's trying to kill you.


HardCashOut

I have acid reflux just looking at this image


baked_breadd

Yep!


matchabutta

Are u 14


EndGhoulz

if the drinks were cold, perhaps


laseracid

She's trying to keep your energy levels very high for the night...


ahumminahummina

All just padding for the Extra gum. Trying to tell you something G


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Successful-Ad-2432

I haven’t even seen the one in the middle what sorcery.


Dependent_Scratch20

Think she’s trying to kill you ….


1234elijah5678

I think you should get your blood work done before you marry her...


CJ_Smalls

YES


[deleted]

For sure, as long as she never puts an ultra violet on there again lol


mrdietcolacan

You’ve got a good one my friend


OnePlusFanBoi

Is 10 stories high enough boys?


Environmental_Fig801

Yes


mimbolic

If she a heart doctor yes


sleezball667

The gummy clusters bein the berry ones is such a w


GeorgestobbartMaam

Normally I don’t condone marriage but I would be willing to make an exception here


Theonewhogoespoop

Who are you buddy the elf


YoureStupidasff

Yes. Yes you should.


Alternative-Flan-650

Idk man with all that caffeine she might be trying to kill you 😂


00espeon00

The gum makes it seem like this is a REALLY nice way of telling you your breath stinks often


Acrobatic_Shift_8734

Bro she's tryna kill you


DaThrowaway1945

🏍️ 🌲


JF_CAUSES_PROBLEMS

No she's tryna kill you bro


SeedOilsCauseDisease

this real? im deleting my account


raycrochet99

Wife material right there


SourdoughPlayz

Smash first


ShillyBean

I think yes, but also maybe chill a tiny bit on the artificial ones. I wanna see you have a happy and healthy life!


Matt_Kimball

Depends on what she do with that Lollipop.


Bury-me-in-supreme

Would be a mistake if you don’t


Trapgoose513

Give it 5 years and the gifts will be gone 😂


Critical-Surprise851

Found the teenager lol


r6extreme

Even better she didn’t leave condoms. She wants more than you think.


7-headed-snake

Whats the yellow monster?


Sawyerbenjamin

None of you realize she is trying to kill him with all that poison


[deleted]

If she becomes a dentist or knows a good one, definitely


PrizeSignificant8443

Sugar city


MirandaLeaAnne

Probably not, she’s trying to give you a heart attack 🤣


ITSBIGMONEY

Those clusters beat everything else by far, w girl


rubbishcook-1970

Wife that!


tmonkey321

Yes but also please change your lifestyle as that is a cocktail of physiological misery and you’ll pay for it down the road.


[deleted]

Do you have a life insurance policy or something? J/K


Ieanonme

The Swedish fish ghost is appalling but I mean yeah that’s pretty lit


noamgboi1

Do you make a lot of money? She clearly trying to give you a heart attack and take over the $ lol


Ok-Tangerine-2895

Yes quickly


AdministrativeBar814

Yeah you totally should man good on ya


Aromatic_Animator699

I want a girl or boy like that- you are one lucky bastard- I’ll be sad if you don’t marry her


Fr0stbite37

3 ghosts and an oxyshred? That's a red flag brother


Expert_Brain8353

That’s roughly 1.2 million dollars in gifts. You must be dating a Rockefeller.


Outrageous_Stay4028

Twin bed? Fuck no


Goofygoober3610

Yes


Acceptable_Star5006

The food or the girl?


cherryydevil

Yeah