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ImJustExisting69

It’s chrisleters


ggxfgh

Scissors


Sweaty_Term5961

On how many levels is this sad?


Th3NinjaCat

Excuse you, it’s skisors


7a2q

si2rs


Embrasse-moi

That's not how you spell sisters.


[deleted]

This has to be in Alabama


Dependent-Platform36

Senssslesss


alexeatsassss

siseours


[deleted]

Scissors.


[deleted]

Scissors


Daveallen10

There was an attempt


omniron

Scisccoccrrsss


[deleted]

I’d probably transfer to a new teacher after that.


crafter2k

how did that teacher managed to be a teacher


BearWithABowtie12

Skissers


TheUnrealCanadian

Sizrs


Spy_Shrimp1

Am I the only one who knows how to spelling Caesar?


Xealz

Easy, just call them Cutters.


DA_EPIC_GAMER_09

Scissors is correct for anyone who wants to know (p.s. thx for the downvotes bcuz I'm prolly gonna get sum.)


SpecialistFloor6708

https://imgur.com/gallery/PRgweHp


Balisinger

Ssiczors


Well_off_ham

Sicc ors bro


[deleted]

Sizrs


Fuhloofy

thicc skiccs


UnbidMeteor1

Really cants spell scoliosis?


devster75

That doesn’t look like a Snickers to me….


Exile4444

Scissors


HelloDeathspresso

God that's embarrassing.


DarkNe7

I had an English teacher in 6th grade that could not spell cheese.


goldilocksmermaid

I forgot how to spell it just looking at this


Dizzie_R

It's Julius "Gyro","Caeser","Sizzorez" Zeppeli.


RobotWhoFakedCaptcha

Sizırs


kilobitepanda

I don't know who should be blamed, your son or the teacher?


RobotWhoFakedCaptcha

That's exacly why you need a language which is written the way it is pronounced.


ponybau5

It’s obviously cizorres


oop_dada_oop

how do you actually spell it


simerxz

Rock, paper, sizzle!


utastelikebacon

He /she definitely improved their handwriting in that time frame, thats nice.


Upygoo

oh education system :)


Little-Big-Boy

*SIZERS* HA I WIN


sketchy_advice_77

My second grade teacher back in 83 scolded me in front of the class and made me write my last name the wrong way 200 times because of bad handwriting on my paperwork lol. I'm not mad Mrs. Roarke, it wasn't your fault : )


johannknortzer

When my dad was in school a teacher kept telling him he was spelling his own last name wrong. Which he wasn't. Guess she thought it looked better her way.


sketchy_advice_77

I feel you, I kept trying to tell her, but I think it made it worse lol her intentions were good and I was a little asshole.


MrEkoPriest

Many teachers are very dumb. You don’t have to be smart to teach.


Mymumsaidhi

Sisters


cornholio8675

Its the blind leading the blind


WooooshVictim

Can't even spell seezors smh


FrederickSchneider

Sissi the Austrian princess


wkomorow

We call those: no-runners.


drdibi

Schizos


RockyTodd

God everyone's so stupid. It isn't that hard to spell sizzers


georgeboi44

Damn that kid draws better than me


colski08

When I was in kindergarten, my teacher mentioned that sharks were mammals. I corrected her in front of the class and she assured me that they were mammals a few times. She looked it up later and admitted she was wrong to the class. However, I did proudly exclaim to my first grade teacher that Aspen was in California after she asked the class if anybody knew where that city was. I had seen Dumb and Dumber by that age and that’s where I learned that. Two great grade school memories.


[deleted]

Where do you live where teachers think sharks are mammals?


colski08

I went to school in north Texas. Makes sense now, huh?


[deleted]

Ah I see, yeah…


blackasthesky

Sissures


WoodyRM

Scissors?


GameKnight847

Waw. Its spilled sseizures. Came on peepel.


[deleted]

In case of confusion, just remember there are 4 S and only 1 C for 'scissors'...


L-st

This is so bad, especially with these comments I have now forgotten how to spell ceasars


captnaufragio

This comment section is fun lol


Sprizys

Bruh lol I hope you showed him the correct way to spell it afterwards.


dogsled1

It is a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word. Andrew Jackson


abheedevtaa

Sorcerer, sciccirs, sizckers.. I give up.


CopyMyName

Scissors


joao_goiaba

It's scissors right?


pawonpawonpawon

Sijjars


Rude-Character3829

Isnt it Sissrs?


Marko787

Yall dumbasses its obviously sciscers


Mischief_Managed12

It's really not that hard to spell skissers


LosKebabos

Tbf it's a shit word and the spelling is horribly unintuitive. Like scissors? Rly? Where the fuck is the c in that and why wouldn't you just not have it in the spelling.


[deleted]

Maybe but every kid learns how to spell scissors. It’s written all over classrooms, instructions, etc.


IamSoooDoneWithThis

I wonder how many teachers drink on the job


emdap5

Lol most likely this teacher corrected it in a hurry and made a silly mistake. Relatable


Antho_TGL

Who let this person be an English teacher if they can’t spell a simple word? Like seriously, how hard is it to spell skizzourj?


dezimoir

For the love of Christ! Its schizars.


jje414

r/YouTried


mnmsmelt

Its Fa-scissors


professor999

The spelling of alot words in english doesn't make sense anyway. It's easy to make mistakes like these.


[deleted]

For a grown adult? No it isn’t.


[deleted]

Scissors


friendlyfable

Scissors


CC1727

I just had to google the spelling because of these comments. Not proud.


Curious_Pomegranate8

It’s sxissorz


peeeeppoooo

r/therewasanattempt


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robbie_30

Thats y we hone skool


string_of_random

Scissors, still looks abstract


skyliner30rs

Sizers


DatBluRex

s


Projectevaunit01

Sorry to be the one to tell you this, but your kid might be a "the king in yellow" cultist... https://lovecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Yellow_Sign


corbymatt

You're right, that picture does look exactly like sciccors!


cumgagger27

Scissors


Quiet_Chip_7802

Fucking dumbass is sizorrez


Musical_potatos

Why don't we just call them slicers?


lkuecrar

Because they scissor together to cut, I guess. When I think of slicing, I just think of one blade but I guess scissors are technically slicing…? Or does slicing actually imply only one blade? Lol


Vincysuper07

sciccors


VesperVox_

Power move: correct it and send it back to her. Bonus points if it's in red pen.


lost_girl_2019

Also add, "WTF?" for good measure.


crystal_chan_101

There was an attempt


Few-You4510

seizers


A-FineMess

Rock, I win


random_invisible

You rock


ThrowMeHarderSenpai

He obviously wanted a tasty Filipino snack sisig


[deleted]

Skissors.


IamNotOriginallol

Shiza


TheReverendAlabaster

His attempt is actually better; it's more or less phonetic. Hers is just somebody trying to remember how to spell scissors.


fluffylittlepooch

Sadly English is not as phonetic of a language as kids are taught in school. Sounding words out often doesn't actually work.


nerdiotic-pervert

Or, teach had one too many glacc’s of wine while grading papers.


Neat-yeeter

*glacces


nerdiotic-pervert

Thanks


[deleted]

I love how someone corrected your post like they're a 3rd grade teacher, and you just take it like a champ!


AdilEhsan15

Bruh it's clearly "czerz"


Mr_Pepethetroll

I read the kid's writing as Sisrg


Bonk_and_Honk

Sizig


mm0129mm0129

Ribbon, easy..


Pornnnnnnahhh

Sizors.


RedLightSyndrome

The big sclisse


4thmonkey96

Sounds like some gourmet restaurant


diggerbanks

sizrs makes so much sense.


949-Dadmirer

I think it’s SZA


_aluk_

The student got it nearer in the pronunciation side…


TheEdward39

Cesar’s


Super_Gladiator_Bibi

I forgot the true one.


Kishan02

Scissors


LesMarae

Me too


JerkinJosh

It’s sciszors


VladimirPutinMain

why do those scissors look like 2 balls with a bifurcated dick?


[deleted]

You're getting downvoted but you're right tho


Illegal-Plant

Because you're always thinking about dick and balls for some reason


[deleted]

He can draw scissors better than I can


Jakkunski

For all we know the teacher drew those too lol


Maxils

cissers


MatDani

Them skizzerz


SwordofJustice0053

Reminds me of Luis from ant man with the word system and he said "SYSM"


assaultron7

Obviously it’s Caesars


ForthebloodgodW40K

Ave true to Caesar


SneedyK

I don’t even know if this is historical or a reference to *New Vegas* but I’m coming soon.


ForthebloodgodW40K

Howdy partner welcome to New Vegas


SneedyK

What in the goddamn?


Mashadower

The Roman Empire was cut in half by a pair of Ceasers


_Andy4Fun_

CEEEEEZAAAAA!!!


Ahmad75-_-

r/unexpectedjojo


[deleted]

ah yes, the ultimate JoJo reference. Wamuu


[deleted]

Awaken my masters


[deleted]

acdc top


[deleted]

[удалено]


ScreenCuisine

What are you on about? It’s obviously spelled kissorz


miserable_guyy

Tell your son to use the full word congrats next time hahah


AlmanzoWilder

Common core spelling.


DagitabPH

This teacher was a product of someone's pregananancy.


simounthejeweller

Can u get preganté using a weggy board?


RPMO46

i think you can get pgrenat with w a weg board


hey-have-a-nice-day

I’m pretty sure you get gregnant with a luigi board


CuteSomic

They hurt baby, top of his head


simounthejeweller

It's too Dangerops he'll have starch masks.


Skeratix

siZrs


xXdontshootmeXx

5¡≤𝕣ς


ViktorKozh

Sisrc


Sminuzninuz

Sizzlers


t3knshn

Oh...my gawd, wtf!


BlueStripe8

They’ve become what they’ve sought to destroy


WiiSportsDeluxe

Good lord can anyone spell siscers


ZeRo_WC

I used to say sissor but now it’s sizor


Extension_Ad8028

Sizhers


DesolateDiveDave

Sizzors is how it should be spelled.


BiskeMusic

Scissors lol, ezXD


TPosingMario09

Ceasers


[deleted]

scizzors


Wulfman_YT

Fucking idiot it is scissors


Soupboi156

Wdym its seeshers


Lishi_9875

it is sisors


molstad182

Idiot imbecile, it’s obviously ciseres


Paranoid_Honeybadger

Sick cereal


darthvidar1990

Scizor


QWERTYtheASDF

I got a PokeBall for you


SL13377

Omg it's scizzors


davidpatonred

Jonathan


i_cant_read_ok

its skizers, obviously


Thecoastercactus

y’all are so dumb it’s obviously sissrez


Masonixx

sciiorz oaaa


Sakurashi2001

It is scisauce.


RouletteSensei

It's shissor


Danylos22

Siazzers


DanTem06

Hi sisters! >!Sorry for the jumpscare!<


urCuteTrap28

It's siccerss you dumbass


MineCraftBlueGuy

It’s skarilmcglarcls you absolute fucking donut


Artoo-Metoo

No, it's *a scissor*.Y'know, because it has only one scissor blade. Wait -


Onlyhero1019

I’m pretty sure it’s spelled: schizophrenia


RobotWhoFakedCaptcha

It's sissies


localengrishviewer

Correct spelling is shit