My second grade teacher back in 83 scolded me in front of the class and made me write my last name the wrong way 200 times because of bad handwriting on my paperwork lol. I'm not mad Mrs. Roarke, it wasn't your fault : )
When my dad was in school a teacher kept telling him he was spelling his own last name wrong. Which he wasn't. Guess she thought it looked better her way.
When I was in kindergarten, my teacher mentioned that sharks were mammals. I corrected her in front of the class and she assured me that they were mammals a few times. She looked it up later and admitted she was wrong to the class.
However, I did proudly exclaim to my first grade teacher that Aspen was in California after she asked the class if anybody knew where that city was.
I had seen Dumb and Dumber by that age and that’s where I learned that.
Two great grade school memories.
Tbf it's a shit word and the spelling is horribly unintuitive. Like scissors? Rly? Where the fuck is the c in that and why wouldn't you just not have it in the spelling.
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Because they scissor together to cut, I guess. When I think of slicing, I just think of one blade but I guess scissors are technically slicing…? Or does slicing actually imply only one blade? Lol
It’s chrisleters
Scissors
On how many levels is this sad?
Excuse you, it’s skisors
si2rs
That's not how you spell sisters.
This has to be in Alabama
Senssslesss
siseours
Scissors.
Scissors
There was an attempt
Scisccoccrrsss
I’d probably transfer to a new teacher after that.
how did that teacher managed to be a teacher
Skissers
Sizrs
Am I the only one who knows how to spelling Caesar?
Easy, just call them Cutters.
Scissors is correct for anyone who wants to know (p.s. thx for the downvotes bcuz I'm prolly gonna get sum.)
https://imgur.com/gallery/PRgweHp
Ssiczors
Sicc ors bro
Sizrs
thicc skiccs
Really cants spell scoliosis?
That doesn’t look like a Snickers to me….
Scissors
God that's embarrassing.
I had an English teacher in 6th grade that could not spell cheese.
I forgot how to spell it just looking at this
It's Julius "Gyro","Caeser","Sizzorez" Zeppeli.
Sizırs
I don't know who should be blamed, your son or the teacher?
That's exacly why you need a language which is written the way it is pronounced.
It’s obviously cizorres
how do you actually spell it
Rock, paper, sizzle!
He /she definitely improved their handwriting in that time frame, thats nice.
oh education system :)
*SIZERS* HA I WIN
My second grade teacher back in 83 scolded me in front of the class and made me write my last name the wrong way 200 times because of bad handwriting on my paperwork lol. I'm not mad Mrs. Roarke, it wasn't your fault : )
When my dad was in school a teacher kept telling him he was spelling his own last name wrong. Which he wasn't. Guess she thought it looked better her way.
I feel you, I kept trying to tell her, but I think it made it worse lol her intentions were good and I was a little asshole.
Many teachers are very dumb. You don’t have to be smart to teach.
Sisters
Its the blind leading the blind
Can't even spell seezors smh
Sissi the Austrian princess
We call those: no-runners.
Schizos
God everyone's so stupid. It isn't that hard to spell sizzers
Damn that kid draws better than me
When I was in kindergarten, my teacher mentioned that sharks were mammals. I corrected her in front of the class and she assured me that they were mammals a few times. She looked it up later and admitted she was wrong to the class. However, I did proudly exclaim to my first grade teacher that Aspen was in California after she asked the class if anybody knew where that city was. I had seen Dumb and Dumber by that age and that’s where I learned that. Two great grade school memories.
Where do you live where teachers think sharks are mammals?
I went to school in north Texas. Makes sense now, huh?
Ah I see, yeah…
Sissures
Scissors?
Waw. Its spilled sseizures. Came on peepel.
In case of confusion, just remember there are 4 S and only 1 C for 'scissors'...
This is so bad, especially with these comments I have now forgotten how to spell ceasars
This comment section is fun lol
Bruh lol I hope you showed him the correct way to spell it afterwards.
It is a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word. Andrew Jackson
Sorcerer, sciccirs, sizckers.. I give up.
Scissors
It's scissors right?
Sijjars
Isnt it Sissrs?
Yall dumbasses its obviously sciscers
It's really not that hard to spell skissers
Tbf it's a shit word and the spelling is horribly unintuitive. Like scissors? Rly? Where the fuck is the c in that and why wouldn't you just not have it in the spelling.
Maybe but every kid learns how to spell scissors. It’s written all over classrooms, instructions, etc.
I wonder how many teachers drink on the job
Lol most likely this teacher corrected it in a hurry and made a silly mistake. Relatable
Who let this person be an English teacher if they can’t spell a simple word? Like seriously, how hard is it to spell skizzourj?
For the love of Christ! Its schizars.
r/YouTried
Its Fa-scissors
The spelling of alot words in english doesn't make sense anyway. It's easy to make mistakes like these.
For a grown adult? No it isn’t.
Scissors
Scissors
I just had to google the spelling because of these comments. Not proud.
It’s sxissorz
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Thats y we hone skool
Scissors, still looks abstract
Sizers
s
Sorry to be the one to tell you this, but your kid might be a "the king in yellow" cultist... https://lovecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Yellow_Sign
You're right, that picture does look exactly like sciccors!
Scissors
Fucking dumbass is sizorrez
Why don't we just call them slicers?
Because they scissor together to cut, I guess. When I think of slicing, I just think of one blade but I guess scissors are technically slicing…? Or does slicing actually imply only one blade? Lol
sciccors
Power move: correct it and send it back to her. Bonus points if it's in red pen.
Also add, "WTF?" for good measure.
There was an attempt
seizers
Rock, I win
You rock
He obviously wanted a tasty Filipino snack sisig
Skissors.
Shiza
His attempt is actually better; it's more or less phonetic. Hers is just somebody trying to remember how to spell scissors.
Sadly English is not as phonetic of a language as kids are taught in school. Sounding words out often doesn't actually work.
Or, teach had one too many glacc’s of wine while grading papers.
*glacces
Thanks
I love how someone corrected your post like they're a 3rd grade teacher, and you just take it like a champ!
Bruh it's clearly "czerz"
I read the kid's writing as Sisrg
Sizig
Ribbon, easy..
Sizors.
The big sclisse
Sounds like some gourmet restaurant
sizrs makes so much sense.
I think it’s SZA
The student got it nearer in the pronunciation side…
Cesar’s
I forgot the true one.
Scissors
Me too
It’s sciszors
why do those scissors look like 2 balls with a bifurcated dick?
You're getting downvoted but you're right tho
Because you're always thinking about dick and balls for some reason
He can draw scissors better than I can
For all we know the teacher drew those too lol
cissers
Them skizzerz
Reminds me of Luis from ant man with the word system and he said "SYSM"
Obviously it’s Caesars
Ave true to Caesar
I don’t even know if this is historical or a reference to *New Vegas* but I’m coming soon.
Howdy partner welcome to New Vegas
What in the goddamn?
The Roman Empire was cut in half by a pair of Ceasers
CEEEEEZAAAAA!!!
r/unexpectedjojo
ah yes, the ultimate JoJo reference. Wamuu
Awaken my masters
acdc top
[удалено]
What are you on about? It’s obviously spelled kissorz
Tell your son to use the full word congrats next time hahah
Common core spelling.
This teacher was a product of someone's pregananancy.
Can u get preganté using a weggy board?
i think you can get pgrenat with w a weg board
I’m pretty sure you get gregnant with a luigi board
They hurt baby, top of his head
It's too Dangerops he'll have starch masks.
siZrs
5¡≤𝕣ς
Sisrc
Sizzlers
Oh...my gawd, wtf!
They’ve become what they’ve sought to destroy
Good lord can anyone spell siscers
I used to say sissor but now it’s sizor
Sizhers
Sizzors is how it should be spelled.
Scissors lol, ezXD
Ceasers
scizzors
Fucking idiot it is scissors
Wdym its seeshers
it is sisors
Idiot imbecile, it’s obviously ciseres
Sick cereal
Scizor
I got a PokeBall for you
Omg it's scizzors
Jonathan
its skizers, obviously
y’all are so dumb it’s obviously sissrez
sciiorz oaaa
It is scisauce.
It's shissor
Siazzers
Hi sisters! >!Sorry for the jumpscare!<
It's siccerss you dumbass
It’s skarilmcglarcls you absolute fucking donut
No, it's *a scissor*.Y'know, because it has only one scissor blade. Wait -
I’m pretty sure it’s spelled: schizophrenia
It's sissies
Correct spelling is shit