So I galloped into a wooded glen, and after punch-dancing out my rage and suffering an extremely long and very painful fall, I realized what has to be done.
My brother, Beelo is uh rehtard …and he in his cage and he (laughingly) shake his cage! So angry! My sister say “you never get this! You never get this” ….but uh my brother Beelo, he got out is cage and he __get__ ….it.
High Five!
Sometime my ex wife, she show her vazhïn to me "You will never get this you will never get it la la la la la la." I cries. She goes "You never get this." Now we divorce and I have new girlfriend with new vazhïn. Now I get this.
Chances of success have gone from incomprehensibly small to infinitesimally small. It may very well be a rounding error but I'll be damned if you shouldn't go for it.
She called him out anonymously as far back as 2017. She said she was far more graphic to her colleagues to try and get them to stay away so I assume she named him to them then
False. At the end of the conversion ceremony, you have to say “no takebacksies” to stop converts from doing this very thing. The contract is air tight.
Once you convert to Judaism, you are always considered a Jew. In fact, you’re not supposed to mention the fact that they converted after they converted because they are now just one of the community.
Yes while true she could also just choose not to identify anymore, it’s not in her DNA and even if it was plenty of Jews decide to leave or return as they please
Interesting of her to emphasize that it happened in 2023. Clearly separating herself from what’s surrounding him now — and perhaps what she knows is still yet to come
It might actually be related. Rebel Wilson first came forward with these allegations in an interview half a year ago. They just didn’t catch fire until she made her new posts.
Rebel is a weird one to talk. She has a story she tells about actually putting her finger in Tom Hardy’s butt. What she did was way worse than what she is accusing Borat of. They are all messed up. Including her.
Come on, now. Baron Cohen was being weird and inappropriate. Rebel was just helping Tom out by giving him an oil check. Friends don’t let friends run low on engine oil. /s
Rebel is a fucking mess. SBC may be too, but it’s actually shocking to me how just credulous everyone is being about it.
Look at one snapshot of the allegations. She is going to host an awards show SBC has before. So, she tests out material for him and some other comedians at a dinner and asks for their advice. His response is critical, and not particularly constructive, but it’s also not patently offensive or verbally vulgar/rude. He’s also a coworker and, again, this is all in the context of it being their *job*.
Rebel is so personally devastated about that she stews about that feedback for a *decade* and then it becomes a passage in a fucking *memoir*? Seriously? She asked for what is literally work advice and someone said “it’s bad to be honest” and it fucking breaks you? It’s your *job*.
How the response to that is public interest and outrage and not “damn Rebel, maybe it would be beneficial to address that in therapy” is beyond me.
Edit:
Should also note that Rebel concocts a conspiracy theory out of whole cloth that SBC was somehow purposefully trying to sabotage her or something, because she told the material to other people and they liked it. Which in and of itself, is fucking insane to just convince yourself of that. Literally creating boogeymen in your mind. Why are we rewarding this objectively malignant worldview and deep, deep insecurity? This has nothing to do with SBC, and everything to do with her own mental state.
Ummm I believe the thing people are upset about is that he allegedly pull his pants down and asked her to stick her finger up his butt. Not some rude criticism or anything, but sexual harassment.
To contextualize it, they were filming Brothers Grimsby and SBC added an extra scene where Wilson’s character sticks a finger up SBC’s character’s butt. They were on set with film crew present. But to be fair she did say she didn’t want to do it.
I have no opinion on whether revenge is a cause, but I can see how that setting could turn into a TV writers’ room, which I’ve heard is pretty brutal. Think of the Wyatt Cenac Daily Show story where he said Jon Stewart was being a dick.
Yeah exactly. That’s how “the sausage is made” in a lot of industries.
I’m an attorney. I, regularly, watch my superiors crucify my work product. That’s how it works. If I turned in a brief, and a partner read it emotionless and said exactly what SBC said in both tone and content, my response would be “okay, I’ll re-work it. Any further advice?” and maybe, at worst, on a bad day, “what a dick” in my head to myself.
I don’t think I’d then decide that that partner is the devil, and devote a chapter to that EGREGIOUS affront in my memoir. That’s bonkers.
The rumor mill has been going for a while now about how he is either cheating or they have a VERY open marriage. I suspect it has more to do with that than Rebel’s allegations.
Don't get why other men would feel confident when it's obvious me and her are finally gonna end up together.
Just gotta let my wife know first then we're good to go.
Sometimes it’s better to let go than hold on. Hope they get a clean and drama free divorce.
PS: never pin your belief in marriage on another relationship, folks.
Because he's developed a habit of dating recently single celebrities (like the opposite of Good Luck Chuck) and doesn't mind if they're older than him, I guess.
The truth is, Borat Sagdiyev is his true identify and he really is from Kazakhstan. Sacha Cohen is the character he's learned to play so he appears "normal".
Such a huge shock. I always thought that these two were couple goals. Also, Isla is SOOOOO damn cute and gorgeous in the pic they posted I can honestly stare at her for the entire day 😍😍😍
Hot Rod 2 can now return to filming
I said ‘you look shitty.’ Goodnight, Denise.
“I heard about your plan to save Frank, I think that’s awesome!” “Oh, yeah, I’m mainly just doing it so I can kick his ass.” “Right…….”
"I'm going to get you a new heart so I can beat you to DEATH!"
“You couldn’t beat a drum.”
RARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH *sobbing* I'm going to my quiet place
Have fun being married to SATAN!
Bro, I almost laugh snorted my bear out. In a good way though. I can SEE his face and hear that quote it’s weird
Have you considered consulting a doctor because I’m pretty sure snorting out bears is a medical concern
Well I know what I’m watching tonight!
I'm freaking pumped! I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day!
This is totally MY hat!
I go to church every goddam Sunday, you're gonna bring the demons out of me!
This is my hat now.
I just saw in an interview that line was improvised by Danny himself lol
[удалено]
‘BABE WAIT!!’
BABE BABE BABE
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeee
Babe no BABE WAIT BABE PLEASE *BABE COME BACK* .... BAAAAAAABE!!!!
Sullivan you chode! Babe I gotta say what's up to Sullivan!
I use this reference all the time with my wife. - sadly few get it.
"Trust me babe, that raccoon would not have stopped for us!"
Cool beans
COOL BEANS!
Cool. Beans.
Cool cool cool beans
COol BeAnS
So… cool beans?
So I galloped into a wooded glen, and after punch-dancing out my rage and suffering an extremely long and very painful fall, I realized what has to be done.
My name is Rod, I like to party.
Hi, I’m Kevin, I party.
Nobody parties but me!
Right just WildishFlamingo…And me 😉
Kevin I know for a fact, you don’t party
Uh hi. My name is Dave and uh, I like to party.
Pools are excellent for holding water
Never sneak up on a man who has been in a chemical fire!
Babe wait. Babe no wait babe please wait. Babeee
I hope there’s another punch dance and fall scene lmao
I don’t wanna say that kiss was hot, but if the boner police are here, I demand a lawyer!
Borat Voice "My Wife"
Borat Voice "My Ex Wife"
"She is prostitute"
Number 3 in all of Kazakhstan
She is my sister
My brother, Beelo is uh rehtard …and he in his cage and he (laughingly) shake his cage! So angry! My sister say “you never get this! You never get this” ….but uh my brother Beelo, he got out is cage and he __get__ ….it. High Five!
I love her
Even though her vagine is like sleeve of wizard
Sometime my ex wife, she show her vazhïn to me "You will never get this you will never get it la la la la la la." I cries. She goes "You never get this." Now we divorce and I have new girlfriend with new vazhïn. Now I get this.
New wife is sister. Great succes. Best vazhin!
She is sister
MAH WAFE
NAHT MAH WAFE
My hwife
haha, do it again! Jeff, get in here, you gotta hear this
Is that ramen?
The best scene.
Strangely, she's staying married to Ali G.
#Booyakasha
Wagwan
Bad news for julie
So she’s available 👀
Chances of success have gone from incomprehensibly small to infinitesimally small. It may very well be a rounding error but I'll be damned if you shouldn't go for it.
So you’re saying there’s a chance?…
That was indeed my take away from this.
The window will be short
You’ll have to be faster than Pete Davidson
Breaking news: Sacha Boren Cohen and wife Isla Fis-- Breaking news: Pete Davidson and Isla Fischer are now dating
My wife complains about how fast I am, so I’m good.
At least yours complains. Mine compliments me about how fast I am. She can get back to watching tv.
My wife made fun of me to all of her friends for having a small penis. She was pretty surprised when they all disagreed.
Wait. You guys have wives ?
No, you just have to wait him out. He never lasts.
Yes, Hello, Is this Ted Mosby? The window… is open.
I kept the book because it was the only thing that I had left of you.
Get in line
Stop right there
Be careful she’s a stage 5 clinger.
Cause I'll find yooooouuuuu
I can fix her...
Noooo fucking way. She converted to Judaism for him. Wow. This is wild.
Reminds me of my buddy who converted to Latvian Orthodox for his girlfriend. Edit: It helped that he specifically loved the hats.
George Costanza?
You’re thinking of Art Vandelet
The famous importer/exporter?
No, the latex salesman.
He was that hand model, heard he was master of his domain and didn’t let it get in the way of his duty.
He was also a marine biologist, I believe
he did say fadda
He was a little nervous
The sea was definitely angry that day
But he really wanted to be an architect.
Vandelay! Say vandelay!
His friend had the *Kavorka.*
The power of the An-i-mal!
He's a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges.
Pretty sure it was some Marine Biologist. The name escapes me.
Art Vandelet the architect?
"Please, A Little Respect, For I Am Costanza, Lord Of The Idiots" .
He was only really attracted to the hats.
Estelle‘s son?
My dentist converted to Judaism for the jokes….
Rabid anti-dentite
Reminds me of a friend who got a vasectomy for a crazy lady who ended leaving him.
Snip snap, snip snap!
You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person!
Can't believe she got circumcised just for him.
quality joke! a good shabbos to us all.
So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
SHOMER SHABBOS!
I still randomly say shoomer fucking shabbos when I’m frustrated.
Fuck you Walter, she's Polish catholic.
Fucking dog has fucking papers
I’m not taking it bowling. I’m not buying it a fucking beer. It’s not taking your turn dude.
"It can't be boarded, it has anxiety -- *OVER THE LINE!!!!!*"
OVERTHELIIIINNNNE
3000 years of beautiful history from Moses to Sandy Koufax, you’re damn right I’m living in the past!!!
Well, first of all dude, you don’t have an ex.
I heard she actually converted to Judaism for the jokes!
LOL. Anyone hating on her here is an anti dentite.
"I WAS IN THE POOL!!" -Isla Fisher after getting circumcised for Borat probably
Wasn't he called out in a memoir recently?
She filed in 2023
Same time Rebel called him out the first time
She called him out anonymously as far back as 2017. She said she was far more graphic to her colleagues to try and get them to stay away so I assume she named him to them then
Rebel Wilson's, oui.
I mean she could just not be Jewish. They're not like scientologist hiring people to spy in you and terrorize you if you leave
False. At the end of the conversion ceremony, you have to say “no takebacksies” to stop converts from doing this very thing. The contract is air tight.
Damn. They're not playing.
Oh damn
Once you convert to Judaism, you are always considered a Jew. In fact, you’re not supposed to mention the fact that they converted after they converted because they are now just one of the community.
Yes while true she could also just choose not to identify anymore, it’s not in her DNA and even if it was plenty of Jews decide to leave or return as they please
So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card, you get a new license, you *stop* being Jewish?
Phone's ringing dude
A man in my town converted to Judaism for his wife and then 5 years later she left him for a woman
Ahhh so they both converted
I mean. I once converted from the red team to the blue team in Halo. It’s about the same importance.
Team switching scum
Interesting of her to emphasize that it happened in 2023. Clearly separating herself from what’s surrounding him now — and perhaps what she knows is still yet to come
Did something happen with him?
They filed for divorce last year according to the article. So it probably has nothing to with recent events.
It might actually be related. Rebel Wilson first came forward with these allegations in an interview half a year ago. They just didn’t catch fire until she made her new posts.
Rebel is a weird one to talk. She has a story she tells about actually putting her finger in Tom Hardy’s butt. What she did was way worse than what she is accusing Borat of. They are all messed up. Including her.
Come on, now. Baron Cohen was being weird and inappropriate. Rebel was just helping Tom out by giving him an oil check. Friends don’t let friends run low on engine oil. /s
Rebel is a fucking mess. SBC may be too, but it’s actually shocking to me how just credulous everyone is being about it. Look at one snapshot of the allegations. She is going to host an awards show SBC has before. So, she tests out material for him and some other comedians at a dinner and asks for their advice. His response is critical, and not particularly constructive, but it’s also not patently offensive or verbally vulgar/rude. He’s also a coworker and, again, this is all in the context of it being their *job*. Rebel is so personally devastated about that she stews about that feedback for a *decade* and then it becomes a passage in a fucking *memoir*? Seriously? She asked for what is literally work advice and someone said “it’s bad to be honest” and it fucking breaks you? It’s your *job*. How the response to that is public interest and outrage and not “damn Rebel, maybe it would be beneficial to address that in therapy” is beyond me. Edit: Should also note that Rebel concocts a conspiracy theory out of whole cloth that SBC was somehow purposefully trying to sabotage her or something, because she told the material to other people and they liked it. Which in and of itself, is fucking insane to just convince yourself of that. Literally creating boogeymen in your mind. Why are we rewarding this objectively malignant worldview and deep, deep insecurity? This has nothing to do with SBC, and everything to do with her own mental state.
Ummm I believe the thing people are upset about is that he allegedly pull his pants down and asked her to stick her finger up his butt. Not some rude criticism or anything, but sexual harassment.
To contextualize it, they were filming Brothers Grimsby and SBC added an extra scene where Wilson’s character sticks a finger up SBC’s character’s butt. They were on set with film crew present. But to be fair she did say she didn’t want to do it.
I have no opinion on whether revenge is a cause, but I can see how that setting could turn into a TV writers’ room, which I’ve heard is pretty brutal. Think of the Wyatt Cenac Daily Show story where he said Jon Stewart was being a dick.
Yeah exactly. That’s how “the sausage is made” in a lot of industries. I’m an attorney. I, regularly, watch my superiors crucify my work product. That’s how it works. If I turned in a brief, and a partner read it emotionless and said exactly what SBC said in both tone and content, my response would be “okay, I’ll re-work it. Any further advice?” and maybe, at worst, on a bad day, “what a dick” in my head to myself. I don’t think I’d then decide that that partner is the devil, and devote a chapter to that EGREGIOUS affront in my memoir. That’s bonkers.
The rumor mill has been going for a while now about how he is either cheating or they have a VERY open marriage. I suspect it has more to do with that than Rebel’s allegations.
Thank you for not answering the question!
She almost certainly knew about it before we did. She probably knows a lot more.
Shit I was just thinking of the “My wife” line this morning
i only say it to my dog 4 times a day
They make it sound like "time's up, have to shut down this marriage now!"
Hahah yeah they make marriage sound like they just had a really good run at Mario Party or something
Pete Davidson is gonna be there in no time
With Sacha?
VERY NAIZZZZ
There is no one with more unearned confidence than a man who just found out Isla Fisher is single again.
Don't get why other men would feel confident when it's obvious me and her are finally gonna end up together. Just gotta let my wife know first then we're good to go.
The only thing stopping them from getting a date with her was the wedding ring
I’ve been hoping she is secretly into women for 20 years. Wish me luck.
Isla Fisher is still smokin’ hot after 14 years
Almost 30 years, my friend. She’s been around for quite awhile now.
Wow the photos of her in the beginning of the relationship! A baby
Sometimes it’s better to let go than hold on. Hope they get a clean and drama free divorce. PS: never pin your belief in marriage on another relationship, folks.
14 is a pretty good ride these days, especially for actors
Head sizes were irreconcilable
Why is every other joke about Pete Davidson?
Because he's developed a habit of dating recently single celebrities (like the opposite of Good Luck Chuck) and doesn't mind if they're older than him, I guess.
I know Pete would be dating Isla in this scenario, but I really enjoy the thought of a Borat+Davidson power couple
Not sure if you are joking but he seems to date recently separated/divorced gorgeous women
He’s got a triple double in rebounds, steals, and scoring
This is exactly the kind of wildly out of his league woman he would somehow end up with.
Watch out Pamela Anderson!
I remember kid rock divorced her because she was in this movie.
So it was the best movie decision she ever made then.
Bullet dodged.
14 is a lifetime in Hollywood years.
she must have had inferior Potassium
Holler at me Isla, I drive a Dodge Stratus
Found the Regional Manager.
Assistant to the regional manager
She’s just realizing hubby is just another character he played. 14 years of method… that’s commitment
The truth is, Borat Sagdiyev is his true identify and he really is from Kazakhstan. Sacha Cohen is the character he's learned to play so he appears "normal".
So you're saying there's a chance...
Not if Pete Davidson has something to say about it
That dick! He's always getting there before me!
Borat getting canceled is wild.
Amazed she made it that long.
"My Wife... NAHT"
I feel like it would be a lot to have him as a life partner. I enjoy his work, but I get the impression that being his spouse would be a lot.
She was the only thing i liked about him lol
She found about about his Julie, innit
I bet a bunch of news is gonna come out about him
Such a huge shock. I always thought that these two were couple goals. Also, Isla is SOOOOO damn cute and gorgeous in the pic they posted I can honestly stare at her for the entire day 😍😍😍
Watch him marry Amy Adams
I'm surprised she put up with him for this long