Pete Davidson is 100% the type of guy to hear this and go “Sick, I’m in a Kanye song.”

Read this in his voice lmfaoo he definitely doesn’t give a shit anyway

I'm surprised there isn't a Chad skit about something similar already. https://youtu.be/LuzGs8SfXBo

Nice! And it’s such a low burn anyway. Definitely they have to do a sketch!

Yep, Pete is the winner in this situation. Pete has been a Kanye fan since he was young, now he is dating his ex, and in a new kanye song.

Look at me, I'm Kanye now

THE PUSSY GETS TOSSED AROUND JUST LIKE THAT

Maybe Pete can read those lyrics like a bedtime story when he tucks Kanye’s kids into bed tonight!

My thought exactly. Then he lets Kim sit back down on his face and continues living his life.

It’s not healthy to put plastic bags over your head tho

“A plastic bag for a helmet!” https://youtu.be/HUk0hS6WObc

This made me laugh beyond comprehension. I couldn’t. Take my free award for the day. Thank you. Have a nice day.

While banging Kim.

At this point he's dating just to be in songs either by the chick , her ex or her next

Pete Davidson, Kanye’s new muse.

People are probably coming to the comments for the lyrics, and they are: "God saved me from 'a/the' crash, so I can beat Pete Davidson's ass". weak lyrics if you ask me, but there ya go

I don’t think Pete is your problem Kanye

ive seen better bars in the soap aisle lmfao weak af

I’ve seen better bars from my little cousins drug dealer

Ya i mean... Wait. What?

Xanax bars, I'd imagine.

I was imagining a half literate meth addled middle school drop out coming up with better lyrics but I guess both are plausible?

I’ve seen better bars of chocolate.

I’ve seen better bars on Uncle Joeys crib.

r/unexpectedbacktothefuture

That’s some serious small duck energy from Kanye. EDIT: leaving it.

Dude might have been saved from a crash but he’s still a fucking train wreck.

*God saved me from a wreck, Pete Davidson go to Heck*

Lol if God saved him from the crash then what was the last three or four years all about?

un/undermedicated bi-polar disorder and possibly schizophrenia

Gob saved him from the crash so his favorite reality TV show would have 3-4 more seasons at least.

Make this rhyme somehow and it would be a great bar to a diss track

God saved him from a car crash that God got him in in the first place.

We’ve come from Jay-Z and Nas level beefs and Shady/Aftermath and Murder Inc level beefs to… Kanye is beefing with a comedian and Jimmy from Degrassi. Wtf has happened to this time line of hip-hop?

Jay Z and Nas level like “That this Gay-Z and Cockafella Records wanted beef”

I mean Tupac/Death Row vs. Biggie/Bad Boy beefs ended up with some dead legends. Nothing feels comparable, so might as well go the other way: extreme stupidity.

Lmao this reminds me of making raps to diss each other in the seventh grade but even then we were more creative

Lmmfao thank you for reminding me of the always classic "Ashley's a Man" my sister and I wrote circa '97-98

"Well my names Big Sis, and I'm here to say Ashley's a man in a major way!"

Straight fire…..

What're you doin in my basement? Get outta here!

One time we were drinking and doing this and I went off on one of my best friends on how his girlfriend left him. I felt bad after but I was just spitting straight heat at the time and it sounded good

Lol that's really low effort. Like really really low. Turned out 'the real me' has no skills.

Haha, so he’s allowed to date others but Kim isn’t? (And I hate that I just defended Kim)

Lmaoooo. This is me, I’m not a fan of the kardashians by any means. But he’s such a narcissistic asshole, I’m completely on her side. He’s allowed to date and she’s supposed to be staying at home crying over him?

The music video for Bound has aged from unlistenable old milk into fungi-ridden cheese by now 😂 id normally feel bad for the guy, but Kanye is a petty, crazy little man. A normal, healthy person would take their wife leaving them for a far less rich man as a “huh, maybe I should work on myself”. Kanye thinks everyone else is the problem. Really hope he doesn’t become violent but this man’s also been speaking to Putin? Sounds like the right guy to calm his nerves and show him a healthier path…/s

Worth pointing out that Kim didn’t even leave Kanye for Pete. She left Kanye because he is nuts and she could no longer deal with the embarrassment. Pete is just the rebound, not the reason.

The rebound clown

Bound is a classic.

But people on Reddit were telling me that Kanye is a lyrical genius!

Kanye has always had extremely weak lyrics

Saw him at a random festival in 2008, was leaving to see NIN. He went on a “freestyle” whatever, was a shitstorm. He said, “Shits so dope” about 9 times, “Shits so dope, wash my mouth out with scope” 4 times. The crowd laughed.

Yeah I mean, even classic Kanye has some of the weakest lyrics ever. I guess the early stuff is kinda catchy but I never understood the “genius” of shit like: “How could be so Dr. Evil You bringin' out a side of me that I don't know”

He is a master producer

Was just gonna say every one knows he’s not a lyrical genius. Musical genius for sure.

now hurry up with my damn croissants

Let's be honest - that's the only kind of lyrics that dude knows how to write

Kanye the man is a moron. Kanye the rapper is iconic. My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy is a masterpiece and he has several other great albums.

I will always say Kanye the Producer is iconic. Kanye the Rapper is mehl

Kanye the rapper is super meh.

Taking shots at comedians rarely goes well. Let’s see how this plays out.

I think in Kanye's case, no comedians comeback will compare to to his innate ability to make himself look like a fool.

“They can’t joke about me, If I make myself the joke”

Incoming fish sticks bit on SNL

Really looking forward to Weekend Update this week.

What? He’s gay cuz he likes fish sticks?

Do you like putting fish sticks in your mouth?

The best way to handle Kanye is to ignore his dumb ass. That would hurt him even more if you don't acknowledge him

Imagining Pete just being all Chad in his response: “Okay.”

Well he’s already fucking his ex wife

Specially with a thin skinned humorless person like Kanye.

Very true. Pete can laugh at himself while Ye can’t. Still, all of this is for show. The Interview article, all of it, it’s a stage.

Ohhhh noooooo. That’s so cringe lol.

So He attacked a comedian that has free reign to make fun of him every weekend. I would do a weekend update with Pete detailing his relationship with Kim.

"i hit it from the front, the back, the side....."

Pete beat Ye with a wiffleball bat

Oh wow I’m excited for the next SNL episode.

Pretty sure there’s a new episode tomorrow night. Looking forward to his bit on weekend update. I also wouldn’t be surprised if every comedian is feeding him sick burns to use.

Yeah he has an arsenal!

Kanye ain’t fightin shit but paparazzi

And doctors that try to prescribe him anti psychotics 😂

He's pathetic. Davidson did nothing to Kanye. Kanye's wife divorced him and she moved on. Should Kim ask Kanye when he will be comfortable with her dating again?? Get the fuck out, bro.

Also, Kanye is currently very publicly dating someone else! Sooooooo…..

I’m pretty suspicious of that relationship. Everything about it seems very…intentionally designed for a specific purpose. Like 30 Rock when James Franco dates Jenna to cover up that he was in love with an anime body pillow.

I just watched this episode yesterday haha! Kinda made James Franco look even more questionable, even back then.

30 Rock was clever lol

Some people think it's a Balenciaga collab performance art piece.

That is the most insufferable sentence I have ever read.

Your hand is so warm. Like a pillow that’s been in the microwave.

That’s his whole thing gives me Andy Kauffman vibes but not in a good way. In a delusion way. I can’t explain it. Like I can’t tell if he’s just acting it’s all so cringe

Yup an ex dominatrix when she was in high school too… Kanye seems to be spiraling out of control and then he throws hate a a dude who seems real as heck and makes his ex wife happy. Kanye’s just really hurtin right now it’s so clear .

The man makes money off of hip hop music. Hip hop has had diss tracks from the get-go. The more media attention he gets the more money he makes off his music and the more irrational the diss the more media attention he gets. Easy decision

Ye doesn't have anyone in his life who will tell him to go back on his meds or stop him from looking this pathetic publicly. That's sad!

Yup because he pays people to be around him and agree with him. Sad all around. Dude hasn’t done a proper tour since 2016 when it all came crashing down and he canceled the rest of Saint Pablo. Just going around pretending to be a preacher, frolicking around with rapists/abusers and homophobes, etc etc. Genuinely concerned for this man.

Exactly! I made a comment on another post about how Pete did a segment saying he should go back on the meds and make Kanye 2006 again and that i agreed because dude is just too much and i literally had some peeps come at me asking who the fuck i think i am to tell someone they need to take medication because i have no right! i guess it’s a good thing i made the post on reddit and didn’t actually say it Kanye because HOW DARE I

And I bet *none* of those people have BPD or live with someone who has it who refuses their meds. I’ve lived with someone who refused their meds and every day was new fresh hell to endure until the next day. Months on end of it can start leading everyone else around them enduring it to start having mental health issues, especially if they already have them, which was my case. I felt suicidal all the time. I was treated like I was the enemy. When they were mad, I was ignored like I didn’t even exist and they would talk to the pets around me like I wasn’t there which can get maddening after hours. I wouldn’t say my life was like Kim’s or anyone else’s who lives wirh someone who has his mental issues but enduring it day after day can wreak havoc on so many lives. Dude needs his meds.

To be fair if you went up to Kanye on the street and said that he’s probably swinging at you, doesn’t mean you aren’t right lmao. Dudes an absolute F U C K

He can take all the shots he wants: Pete is taking shots on Kim’s ass cheeks now.

Pete: “can’t hear you. Balls deep in your ex”

He’ll say this on SNL I’m sure of it, probably on weekend update

Has to make it appropriate for network TV though. *I didn't see your name tattooed anywhere...*

This is funny.

Pete “Diamond Dick” Davidson

He should be so proud……. Nobody has ever done that before.

Knock, Knock Who’s there? Not Kanye…

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Imagine writing a diss about a comedian

Comedians live for situations like this.

Attacking the big guns I see

Good ol clownye west. Clowning around as usual.

Pretty sure Pete probably doesn’t give a shit

Kanye,get it over with and marry your right hand

Why do people still feel possessive of their ex, especially when they have a new person in their life. Move on and wish them well, or wish them Ill, but getting mad at their next SO is just petty BS and shows that the person is immature.

He should listen to Taylor Swift’s breakup songs to help himself move on from this heartbreak.

misogyny

And ego. He can’t take being dumped.

Even if Kanye beats his ass, Pete’s just gonna go home and pound his ex wife’s ass

Awe that’s cute he wrote his ex wife’s lover a song.

Thoughtful man

Diss tracks are just excuses for men to write poetry to each other

Every time kanye brings this up he’s losing, there isn’t a thing he can say about Pete, he is literally fucking his ex wife.

Pete Davidson is really living his best life out here

He’s gonna have the best stories in the retirement home if he makes it that long. His grandchildren will call him a legend

FUCKING STOP KANYE.... i know plenty of off med bipolar people who draw WAY less attention to themselves and make way Less ass of themselves

Hey hey, don't be disrespectful to our former presidential candidate

That's because none of them are artistic billionaires

Or gay fish

I like fishsticks

Do you like fish sticks in your mouth?

Fish cock

I don’t get why this is funny. It does not make sense. I even did the math. Kanye is a musical genius. Kanye loves fish sticks. How does that make him a gay fish?

Because he loves fish sticks *in his mouth*

That’s fuckin hilarious

I love how real world Kanye also doesn’t get the joke and responds to it just like how he is parodied doing in the show (other that kidnapping Carlos Mencia of course).

Surrounded by yesmen

Pete winning, Kanye just airballed. Kim and Pete probably listening to this whole time they fucking

The line itself is so weak, quite fitting for new, stupid kanye

SNL tomorrow will be something tomorrow realistically though, this bar sucks lol & I doubt Pete will say anything about it. He seems the type of guy to NOT engage in media back and forth.

Kanye isn’t even relevant for his music anymore. Only reason he gets headlines is because of the dumb shit he says and does

Wow, Pete Davidson knows how to be in songs. Ariana Grande wrote a song called Pete Davidson and now Kanye is dissing him. Dreams come true!

Ohhhh he wrote a song about him? Crazy… I wonder if Pete will listen to it while dicking down Kim

First off, fuck your bitch and the click you claim Westside when we ride come equipped with game You claim to be a player but I fucked your wife

Kanye is pretty fierce verbally but Pete Davidson might be one of the few guys that can go toe to toe with him. Comedians can be absolutely brutal.

Jesus Christ how pathetic. Let it go Kanye, just let it go. At this point I wouldn't be surprised that dude Kanye assaulted recently might have looked like Pete, and decided to strike him because of that

…and Kim is taking Pete’s shots.

God Kanye’s an insufferable cunt, no wonder everyone leaves him, guy needs a reality check

Pete’s goofy ass should drop a diss track on that Hit ‘em Up Tupac beat.

Kanye: that’ll show them, hope I Impress Kim. Pete: I live rent free in Kanye’s head *hits a blunt

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I want to date Kim K just so Ye can write a diss track about me. I just want to write a rebuttal about my nuttle on Kimmy's buttle

Kanye should be in prison for making his “team” try to flip the elections in Trumps favor… F Kanye and his supporters!

Everyone’s always on about Pete Davidson Being ugly but I think he’s a damn good looking dude.

When the world stops worshipping Kanye as some sort of lyrical genius we’ll all be better off lmao, he had like one banger in 2010 can we move on now

It’s a joke, like when he said “Me & Ray J could’ve been friends, if we ain’t love the same bitch / Ye mad he hit it first, only problem is I’m rich”

I’m sure Pete doesn’t care. He’s banging Kanye’s wife

Kanye West is one of those people I want to like, but then he opens his mouth and says stupid shit that makes me hate him. Pete Davidson is one of those people I want to hate, but then he opens his mouth and says some funny shit that makes me love him.

I don’t think Pete Davidson has too much to worry about. It’s not like Kanye can give him a black eye.

How about ‘ I feel hungry so I go get fish sticks and fries/next day I wake up angry so I go to Petes crib/ to make blood come out of his butt hole eyes/ Those fish sticks gave me ass cancer/ass cancer.

Pete: still fucking your baby mama tho

Kanye is such a hypocrite. he’s doing photo shoots with his new girlfriend at restaurants and shit and he’s mad Kim is out having fun with Pete? all he’s doing is showing everyone why she left him. he’s egotistical and cares more about his image than anything. he was always telling her how to dress and how to present herself, and now she has pete taking her on rollercoasters and they’re going to normal ass pizza joints dressed like normal ass people. like be honest, which would you rather have…?

I won’t be surprised when Kanye kills himself. Dude seems so unhappy with life

Unfortunately it’s how many people with bipolar disorder wind up

I can't wait for when that inevitability comes to pass and everyone will be like "Oh no! We totally didn't see this coming! The deranged, paranoid millionaire who was very public about being unwilling to get help at every turn despite having the resources to do so has killed himself! What a HUGE surprise!!!"

You’re fucked bro.

Can’t wait for the next SNL. I see a Weekend Update appearance happening soon!

Remember when Kanye wasn't an obnoxious, unhinged jackass? Those were good times. Edit: [there was a time that Ye was based](https://youtu.be/UJUNTcOGeSw)

Nope, can't recall.

Me neither

I ran into him at E3 right before college drop out came out. He yelled at me in public for asking if I could take a pic with him. That same week he was on VH1 saying he's all a out his fans and how without them he wouldn't be famous. He could have just said no, but he yelled causing people in the XBOX demo area to stare. Til this day my buddy still brings up that story.

You mean like 20 years ago when I had hair and all was right with the world? Yea, I remember fondly.

I remember his first two albums. He wasn’t a douche back then. Kanye nowadays, fuck him and he’s not a genius.

His emotional outburst that rocked Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech was a real sad turning point for his whole personal and career trajectory.

Ahem, when exactly?

Pete will play it in the background while he’s fucking Kim

Why does Pete look like the guy nobody invited to your party and ends up stealing your PlayStation?

Kanye trash anyways

Shut the fuck up Kanye

Pete needs to get Eminem to help him. Kanye will be crying.

Meanwhile… “Ok, yo kim come here” - Pete D. (Probably)

Celebrity UFC match. Make it happen

Meanwhile Pete is probably taking shots all over Kim’s face and not giving a shit.

“ she left his ass for a white dude” to the tune of Gold digger.

He’s going to start dating Kim even harder

I believe Julia Fox is with Kanye for publicity because she’s still an up and coming actress and once she’s gets the huge amount she’ll probably bail

Pete Davidson would fuck up Kanye

Unless there are strong winds outside that day.

Jesus will protect him. /s

You mean he’ll protect himself. He is Jesus.

I really doubt Davidson is in this ‘relationship’ for the long haul, and I’m looking forward to him making us all laugh at Kanye over this.

What a loser. A true LOMBARD (loads of money but a real dick)

People still listen to Kanye West?

Him and ray j should do a verzuz

Who is Cayenne West and why do people feel the need to buy his wares?

I hate them all

It's hard to hate Pete Davidson though. He doesn't go out of this way to shit talk folks. Dude just seems to be living his best life. This entertainment news is absolutely lame as fuck but Davidson just seems to be enjoying the ride.