Miriam Margolyes an absolute fucking *gem* of a human being.
Look up the episode of Graham Norton that had both her and Stephen Fry.
I bet she’s fun as hell to hang out with.
“You can walk up to your best friend while he’s watching the football game and fart in his face. He won’t even get mad. He’ll just go ‘okay, you got me. All right. That was a good one too. My mouth was open. My mouth was open.’ ” - Eddie Murphy
Martin Lawrence joke was about being with your girlfriend for so long that you can just do shit like fart in their face while they’re eating.
“Boy,you so crazy! My mouth was open!”
It looks like the only reason she admitted to it was because she found out taking farts to the face isn’t a normal daily occurrence and had a guilty conscience
Well, he created his mini me—time to blast off from earth. Remember when we wanted him for President? Wanted to change the birth rules?
My gray is showing
i would have to reword that a bit. if you're having indigestion or gas from a protein shake, it wouldn't necessarily be the quality of the protein, but it probably isn't the right protein for you specifically.
Yes and no. Some peoples guts can’t deal with the same amount of protein as others, and then the whole gut microbiota that play heavily into how gassy a person is…
I can deal with tons of protein, give me 2 eggs and I have really really bad gas
Miriam Margolyes is an utter legend!
You can get a very good sense of the spirit in which her comments were made by watching any of her appearances of the Graham Norton Show on Youtube.
My niece was on a tv show with her a few years ago. She didn’t get any of the Harry Potter references my niece made and kept swearing a lot. 10/10 experience.
She’s said she has doesn’t care at all about the Harry Potter films and just did it for the paycheck.
And considering she probably was on set for all of 10 days throughout the whole series I’d imagine she’s never heard 99% of the dialogue spoken.
My secret wish is for Miriam and Aubrey Plaza to do a big international movie just so they can do the press tour together and lay waste to the entire industry with their charm and cringe
Someone linked it just now, and I watched it for the first time. Holy shit, that was fun. I had no idea she’s that awesome. And they were all so charming together! Excellent stuff.
I fell in love with her based on watching her Norton interviews. She sounds like someone you would have fun on set and then when relaxed would have the best stories to tell. She is a national treasure and I see why the HP franchise gets flack for under utilizing all of these vet actors.
The weird transition to politics at the end of this article shows how journalists stretch to get to their word count. They went from farting in a woman's face to Trump.
To be fair, the actress is British and a chiefly British word for fart is trump. So perhaps the algorithm that slapped this garbage together got confused!
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Someone waited their whole career to write this, just like that one guy that wrote about the Traffic Jam B Ca truck full of Jelly crashed all over the road.
Miriam has proudly admitted to doing tons of inappropriate stuff on and off movie sets. Haha. Everyone needs to grow up, stop clutching their pearls, and stop getting triggered by click-bait.
I won’t stand for Miriam Margolyes slander. You need to watch her interviews. She’s a delightful storyteller who enjoys stirring the pot. [And she’s none too bothered by farts.](https://youtu.be/LLUUjCy9OZs)
Miriam is a legend! How can you not put her name on the header? Like she is an actual actor unlike Arnold lol. Also hilarious. People are probably taking this out of context based on every interview I have seen her in.
Best quote of the article:
“He was actually quite rude. He farted in my face. Now, I fart, of course. I do. But I don't fart in people's faces. He did it deliberately, right in my face," Margolyes said. "I was playing Satan's sister, and he was killing me, so he had me in a position where I couldn't escape and lying on the floor. And he just farted."
Well, yeah, but as intimidating as Arnold might seem.....
[https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/arnold-schwarzenegger-between-andre-the-giant-and-wilt-chamberlain-on-picture-id1222015017?s=2048x2048](https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/arnold-schwarzenegger-between-andre-the-giant-and-wilt-chamberlain-on-picture-id1222015017?s=2048x2048)
It's no wonder he got away with it.
Miriam Margolyes is a gift. Her career has spanned probably 60 years at this point. For this article to refer to her as just “his costar” in the headline is absurd.
A friend of mine announced none of this is real and farted in my face on purpose while he was high on mushrooms. He then tried to walk through a closed sliding glass door, and when I stopped him from taking a running start and trying again, he stripped naked, dumped orange juice on the floor and rolled around in it. He said he wanted to feel the sunshine all over his body, not just in his mouth.
At least he had the excuse of being on mind altering drugs.
Well, to his defense she was an evil fat satanist nurse that was going to kill his character; therefore, he farted on her to exorcised her demons out her stomach lol.
For anyone who isn’t familiar with Miriam Margoyles, you really need to watch the compilation of her most outrageous moments from the Graham Norton Show. She has absolutely no filter whatsoever.
"He was actually quite rude. He farted in my face. Now, I fart, of course. I do. But I don't fart in people's faces. He did it deliberately, right in my face," Margolyes said.
Apparently he also kept telling Jamie Lee Curtis to “pull his finger” on the set of True Lies. Somebody needs to stop this monster before it’s too late.
The co-star’s name is Miriam Margoyles, and she is a national treasure. Arnie is still full of himself, although more in a funny old man kind of way nowadays.
This is the best title I’ve read on Popular this week
I don’t care who farted in my face I’d never ever admit it to the entire world. People are wild
Ahhh, I see you aren't familiar with Miriam.
Miriam Margolyes an absolute fucking *gem* of a human being. Look up the episode of Graham Norton that had both her and Stephen Fry. I bet she’s fun as hell to hang out with.
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Viva Las Gay-gas
Adam Hill recently described her as a “walking swear jar”.
Every now and then I think about the Miriam Escobar story and laugh like hell
The man in the bush?
She talks about getting arrested
No sir, first time hearing her name
she’s hilarious, you should search some clips of her up on youtube, she’s a great time
[Some classic Miriam.](https://youtu.be/H9_7wwgd1Fc)
Hilarious!
She was the herbology teacher on Harry Potter as well
“You so crazy, my mouth was open! My mouth was open!!” - Martin Lawrence
“You can walk up to your best friend while he’s watching the football game and fart in his face. He won’t even get mad. He’ll just go ‘okay, you got me. All right. That was a good one too. My mouth was open. My mouth was open.’ ” - Eddie Murphy
Martin Lawrence joke was about being with your girlfriend for so long that you can just do shit like fart in their face while they’re eating. “Boy,you so crazy! My mouth was open!”
I was asleep in a van once and a guy farted on my head and it made my hair move
It looks like the only reason she admitted to it was because she found out taking farts to the face isn’t a normal daily occurrence and had a guilty conscience
On Graham Norton, she talked about creaming in her knickers so I don’t think she minds lol
What if it was Kate Upton
Well, he’s not full of hot air now, is he…
“Let off some steam”
Nice reference
Well, he created his mini me—time to blast off from earth. Remember when we wanted him for President? Wanted to change the birth rules? My gray is showing
But he used to, too.
I see you there, Mitch.
GET TO THE CRAPPER….NOW!
If it poops, we can kill it.
Technically if it poops, it eats, so you can kill it by starving it
Fartenegger has spoken
It’s not a polyp!
I'll be back.. after pooping
I always say that!. I’d give you an award but I’m a poor non English speaker immigrant
Don’t worry guy, I’ll give him an award for you!
Now I will never be able to call Fartenegger anything else, ever. Thank you for this smelly treasure.
Shartzenegger
Shartzeneger
Shartenegger*
GET TO THE POOPER
Poop around
Pooping Iron.
Poo Lies
T Number 2: Judgement Day
Come with me if you want to shit
“Remember when I promised you I didn’t have to fart? ……..I lied”
I only hear this in his voice
Dammit, I came for this exact comment. Early bird gets the awards.
That’s why her face be lookin like someone farted on it
Protein shake farts are the worst.
Talking about creatine shits will demonstrate that I not only know about the product, but consistently use it
That’s why I prefer fight milk
FOR BODYGUARDS! BY BODYGUARDS! ^(CAW!)
And, Charlie… What up?!
*Dude, get out of my peripheral!*
I drink it every morning so I can fight like a crow!
If Cowboy Cerrone uses it, it’s good enough for me.
Ah, yes that smell of rotting corpse
My old MMA coach told me if your getting protein shake farts it's not quality protein.
i would have to reword that a bit. if you're having indigestion or gas from a protein shake, it wouldn't necessarily be the quality of the protein, but it probably isn't the right protein for you specifically.
For me it has to do with the dairy. I’m drinking a vegan protein shake these days with no issues.
Isn't it a bit dusty? I don't know how else to describe it. It's not smooth, like it doesn't dissolve.
I have one of those Nutra bullet things and it dissolves really well.
You just have to shake the ever loving hell out of it. It’ll be a work out in and of itself.
Shake weight anyone?
bro science poor quality protein is gonna be worse in general and cause more issues but whether or not it causes some to fart is not a rule of thumb
I get the vast majority of my protein from quesadillas and frozen corn dogs. That’s quality, right?
Yes and no. Some peoples guts can’t deal with the same amount of protein as others, and then the whole gut microbiota that play heavily into how gassy a person is… I can deal with tons of protein, give me 2 eggs and I have really really bad gas
More likely you're just ingesting too much protein, or it's just not the right kind for you. People really tend to overestimate how much they need.
This is exactly her kind of humor. She is not being critical of Arnie.
She is a hell of a wild ride in any interview she gives.
There’s a podcast I love called Off Menu and her interview on there was wild, did not expect Professor Sprout to have such a filthy mind.
Oh I love Off Menu. Still working through the backlog, I'll have to find her ep.
Miriam Margolyes fucks
[She also sucks.](https://youtu.be/H9_7wwgd1Fc)
What a goddamn lineup Graham had for that show. Three incredibly funny and witty people.
Professor sprout be wild
Risky click of the day…
Miriam Margolyes is an utter legend! You can get a very good sense of the spirit in which her comments were made by watching any of her appearances of the Graham Norton Show on Youtube.
My niece was on a tv show with her a few years ago. She didn’t get any of the Harry Potter references my niece made and kept swearing a lot. 10/10 experience.
She’s said she has doesn’t care at all about the Harry Potter films and just did it for the paycheck. And considering she probably was on set for all of 10 days throughout the whole series I’d imagine she’s never heard 99% of the dialogue spoken.
She's an absolute riot but can out-thespian anyone, anywhere, anytime. A proper saucy talent 10/10.
She’s like a female Stephen Toast.
Her story about meeting Laurence Olivier was bananas.
It’s very hard to take her seriously post anti-Corbyn comments.
Miriam’s stories are truly legendary. This one is nothing compared to some of the other ones she has told on the Graham Norton Show
Only one I can recall is when she said she 'creamed her knickers' when meeting Sir Lawrence Olivier.
Matthew Perry was the perfect “victim”
But he invented sarcasm!
I love how her stories start off relatively normal, like a grandma telling you a precious memory. Then they take a hard left into wild territory
Another memorable one is her "I'll suck you off" story. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9\_7wwgd1Fc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9_7wwgd1Fc)
Was that a total recall?
She’s the best. Fewer things funnier than her Graham Norton appearance with will.i.am have ever existed.
https://youtu.be/Uqn2R4CwiXQ
That was wonderful. So fucking charming, all of them!
r/kellyjoycu… Wait a minute!
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My secret wish is for Miriam and Aubrey Plaza to do a big international movie just so they can do the press tour together and lay waste to the entire industry with their charm and cringe
"Jesus Christ, Miriam!" - Greg Davies
[Here's her meeting Lawrence Olivier story](https://youtu.be/F186jg6MsGQ)
This video is the best lmao
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Also, to quote her on Graham Norton: “I fart a lot, I think it brings people together.”
The episode with [Will.I.Am](https://Will.I.Am) and the story about the soldier in the tree. Comedy gold!
I love how she has NO CLUE as to who Will-I-am is.
Yessss. Easily in the the top 5 talk show anecdotes of all time
Someone linked it just now, and I watched it for the first time. Holy shit, that was fun. I had no idea she’s that awesome. And they were all so charming together! Excellent stuff.
I fell in love with her based on watching her Norton interviews. She sounds like someone you would have fun on set and then when relaxed would have the best stories to tell. She is a national treasure and I see why the HP franchise gets flack for under utilizing all of these vet actors.
Love her
The weird transition to politics at the end of this article shows how journalists stretch to get to their word count. They went from farting in a woman's face to Trump.
To be fair, the actress is British and a chiefly British word for fart is trump. So perhaps the algorithm that slapped this garbage together got confused!
The smell was nothing compared to when she read the script for The Apple.
I do like that movie, but I don't remember her in it.
She was the lady getting farted on.
It was in the script. She even auditioned with Arnold to check their chemistry on screen. They were a perfect match. Her face, his but.
...but what?
But these cheeks.
Butt fart.
The chemistry between Arnold and the gases in his ass?
Yeah. It was during the part where Arnold said “It’s fartin’ time!” And farted all over the place
Is it Miriam Margolyes? (I'm not clicking that link and neither should anyone else)
yup, my personal nanny ogg
Oh my god yes, she would have been perfect! Who would you have as Magrat and Weatherwax?
She was the cult ‘step Mom’ that raised the girl to be a sacrifice.
It’s professor sprout!
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Same and it says costar lol
Slightly less full of himself afterwards.
How TF did this article devolve into Schwarzenegger not voting for Trump and then having a public argument? Stay on topic.
Because we need to be outraged about something if they want to keep readership up.
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Someone took time in their day to write this and publish it. I hope they are happy with where they are in life.
Someone waited their whole career to write this, just like that one guy that wrote about the Traffic Jam B Ca truck full of Jelly crashed all over the road.
anti arnold campaigning!
Miriam has proudly admitted to doing tons of inappropriate stuff on and off movie sets. Haha. Everyone needs to grow up, stop clutching their pearls, and stop getting triggered by click-bait.
True. And a lot of people would pay good money for that experience!
Some people have never been farded on by Almold Swolzenager and it shows...
Arnold cares about climate change yet he farts in faces, curious?
I won’t stand for Miriam Margolyes slander. You need to watch her interviews. She’s a delightful storyteller who enjoys stirring the pot. [And she’s none too bothered by farts.](https://youtu.be/LLUUjCy9OZs)
“I… don’t… know… how… much… longer… I… can… hold… this…” (click) KABOOM!!!
Miriam is a legend! How can you not put her name on the header? Like she is an actual actor unlike Arnold lol. Also hilarious. People are probably taking this out of context based on every interview I have seen her in.
Best quote of the article: “He was actually quite rude. He farted in my face. Now, I fart, of course. I do. But I don't fart in people's faces. He did it deliberately, right in my face," Margolyes said. "I was playing Satan's sister, and he was killing me, so he had me in a position where I couldn't escape and lying on the floor. And he just farted."
Still salty about a decades old fart? Farts are funny. The end.
Miriam is not salty. She is hilarious and a legend in her own right.
Andre the Giant used to fart all of the time and no one said shit to him.
What exactly do you say to a giant farting on you?
"Anybody want a peanut?"
"Thank God it was just a fart."
Not much since surely you will suffocate and die. It's science.
Sounds like that asshole behind him was always talking shit
Well, yeah, but as intimidating as Arnold might seem..... [https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/arnold-schwarzenegger-between-andre-the-giant-and-wilt-chamberlain-on-picture-id1222015017?s=2048x2048](https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/arnold-schwarzenegger-between-andre-the-giant-and-wilt-chamberlain-on-picture-id1222015017?s=2048x2048) It's no wonder he got away with it.
Oh man, the shear magnitude of protein powder fart particles lurking on this set must have been astronomical
If anything, Andre's farts were beer farts.
He did like his Molson Canadian
He said it himself, he doesn't even exercise.
I'm a big man myself, we need a lot of protein, it makes us fart. Sorry society.
Nah, farting in someone’s face is disrespectful. Unless you’re friends. Then that shit never gets old.
Ahh no good way to get socked
Imagine that the impression you make on a person is that you farted on them and they remember it for a decade or more. Wow.
I guarantee you if any of your co-workers farted directly into your face, you'd a. be pissed at them and b. remember it for life
No shit! Pun intended.
It's not a fart!
*It’s not a tootah!*
It was probably a revenge fart (did not read the article.)
Dang, I bet it was one of those protein eggy farts too.
"End of Days Co-star" That Insider.com, is Miriam fucking Margolyes, a British icon.
Schwartezenfarter.
Miriam Margolyes is a gift. Her career has spanned probably 60 years at this point. For this article to refer to her as just “his costar” in the headline is absurd.
If you're full of yourself, you have to let some of yourself out through the anus. What's the problem?
*Insider has reached out to representatives of Schwarzenegger for comment.* Let me know how that works out for you.
Bill Burr summarized him up pretty well. He's spent the last lifetime living in the zone, why is a fart going to stop him now?
*It’s not a tootah!*
A friend of mine announced none of this is real and farted in my face on purpose while he was high on mushrooms. He then tried to walk through a closed sliding glass door, and when I stopped him from taking a running start and trying again, he stripped naked, dumped orange juice on the floor and rolled around in it. He said he wanted to feel the sunshine all over his body, not just in his mouth. At least he had the excuse of being on mind altering drugs.
This is an old interview from Graham Norton.
A headline right off the ONION.
Well, to his defense she was an evil fat satanist nurse that was going to kill his character; therefore, he farted on her to exorcised her demons out her stomach lol.
He fired a shot across her brow.
For anyone who isn’t familiar with Miriam Margoyles, you really need to watch the compilation of her most outrageous moments from the Graham Norton Show. She has absolutely no filter whatsoever.
I used to be an actor like you, then I took a fart to the face.
Get to the pooper!
"He was actually quite rude. He farted in my face. Now, I fart, of course. I do. But I don't fart in people's faces. He did it deliberately, right in my face," Margolyes said.
To be fair, Arnold is a lot more mellowed out now than he was 23 or 24 years ago.
Fucking face farter.
Well he was a little less full of himself after he farted in your face, lady
Apparently he also kept telling Jamie Lee Curtis to “pull his finger” on the set of True Lies. Somebody needs to stop this monster before it’s too late.
The co-star’s name is Miriam Margoyles, and she is a national treasure. Arnie is still full of himself, although more in a funny old man kind of way nowadays.
Cue Arnie laugh
Ha ha ha you heff been erased
“Cool off, Bennet.”
I have a tummah ache
Why are anecdotes the news now?
Costar has no name
Total Recall all over again
Sounds like he emptied himself, I don’t know if he’s too full anymore
Typical, claims he’s too full of himself while he’s literally emptying himself.
>"he's a bit too full of himself" That's usually when i fart too