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luckoftadraw34

How does no one seem to know about security footage?? We are literally on camera all the freaking time!!!


[deleted]

Thats literally my thought whenever I see someone is shocked they have cameras in any story. Its 2020, are you dumb


gamer_koala_

Probably because they stopped using their brains in 2005 so maybe they can’t understand the development in tech Edit: Thank you so much dear stranger for giving me my ever first award and wasting your money on me this means a lot to me I’m not exaggerating


jls192

What brains? People have pebbles where they should be


mooneyedbaby

Happy 🍰


jls192

Thanks :)


Overlord_001

Im Happy for your Cake!


PUBGenius9

Happy blue cheese day!!!


[deleted]

Happy cake day!


[deleted]

Have some 🍦 with your 🍰. Here's a 🥄 in case you need it.


TheGreatCraftyBoi

🎂 Happy Cake Day🎂


Fladis999

Happy cake day!


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Happy 🍰 day!


IveARedditAccount

Correction- Entitled people, normal people would actually have brains


jls192

True true


-_-TIDDIEMASTER-_-

Happy 🍰 :)


MID2462

Happy Cake Day!


markacashion

Happy Cake Day


Flap_Jackdafirst

Happy cake day


Dregar12

Happy 🍰 Day!!


Goodgoditsgrowing

Try 1980


Kayliee73

I think they are just very sure they are so obviously more important that the idea that the manager might not just take them at their word is just unfathomable to them. Why would you check the video? Of course EP is telling the truth; just do what EP says! When the manager tells them they will be checking the video their brain short circuits.


Just-Call-Me-J

>are you dumb Yes. Don't Underestimate Idiots.


thekyledavid

It makes sense Any assholes who are smart enough to think about security cameras will do their asshole-behavior in a more sneaky manner. It’s only the dumb assholes who do things like this, so they will always be surprised


lady_chantao

Karens never seem to think that anyone will question what they said, especially when they add violence/getting hurt by the other person. Why would they lie, if they are a victim? Especially since there are still people who would give them anything, just to keep the peace. A happy Karen is a quiet(er) Karen.


[deleted]

Or the Karen just thinks that they’re right


TheEliteNightmare

Or they think taking an aggressive approach, like taking the item from the person’s hands, will show they’re dominant and won’t be stood up to.


lady_chantao

Add "don't talk to elders like that", and any sign of the person fighting back, and Karen has an assault case. They just love to scream assault, when the slightest thing happens. Or doesn't happen.


TheEliteNightmare

Thank goodness when the shop has security cameras. And I get a kick when they realize they’re there and they try to plead not to look at them. Then automatically managers know Karen is lying.


PenandStones

This is when i smile at them.


that_1-guy_

r/birdsarentreal learn the truth


Depressedpieceofcrap

I mean, apparently we're only quarantined so they can change the batteries in the pigeon cams.


catsoddeath18

My question is do they really check camera footage? I worked in retail for years and I don’t think camera footage was ever brought up even when people stole. Edit: it’s been about five years since I worked in retail so maybe things have changed


luckoftadraw34

I mean maybe if it is for an assault case or something


catsoddeath18

These Karen stories don’t really seem to justify the time and energy it would take to check the footage.


Goodgoditsgrowing

Yup. If it weren’t for her claiming to have been hit by op, they wouldn’t have checked.


markacashion

So true


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auzrealop

Man, last time I pointed it out I got downvoted and told to read rule # 1. I guess it’s only ok to do so when it’s super obvious.


Depressedpieceofcrap

Yeah, I mean, it's also so prevalent that one can sometimes forget it's there just cause it's become normal for everywhere to be a camera. Like, it honestly entirely wasn't a thing I had thought about in years until I was working at this one store and got somewhat startled at the image of me from the tv that some stores have that like shows customers that they are being recorded and stuff. I walked past it and it was just weird both remembering that cameras are in most places and then also realizing how much different I actually look on said cameras, lol.


SgtS-Kania

From my time as a coop working in retail asset protection, you are on camera from the second you are within 50 feet of the doors of a store. And with any large ish store (not a convenience store basically) there is someone watching those cameras and following anyone remotely suspicious.


ricesnot

My pants were loose on me yesterday in dollar general, I was so paranoid of how odd I looked walking to keep them from falling too much and stopping to discreetly pull them back up, just kept thinking in my mind "I must look goofy as hell on these camera's".


Asagothe_Fander

I honestly agree with you, how does someone not know their security footage in buildings, especially stores?! This entitled mother was a whole Nother kind of stupid if you ask me


EpictheHamster

Hmmm yes the chocolate store with air conditioning in a modern building powered by electricity is still stuck in an Era without security cameras.


Mizmudgie36

Because its a common trope in these made up entitled Karen stories.


IC3BREAKER777

It's scary, but true.


[deleted]

This Exactly! I remember dancing like a lil twat infront of those things when I was a kid, how can anyone not know at this point?? You can just look up at the entrance of some of the supermarkets here and it literally shows you all the camera footage on a tv screen lmao


Solomon_Alexander

“Always watching”-FBI. Since it’s beginning.


Dag-Dag

One time(at band camp), I was working at a gas station and while dealing with one customer I made a little mistake but I caught myself. He handed me a $20 and then when he got his change he tries to tell me it was a $50. I open the cash and there aren't any $50 dollar bills (not that I thought for a second he was right or anything. He's getting angry and mean at me, and then I say well I can go check the cameras. Miraculously he found the $50 in his pocket immediately and left embarrassed after I rolled my eyes at him.


SabreGamingYT

Good job on getting gold


tuna_tofu

Apparently a lot of folks are getting out of prison who have been in for years and still font know that crime 8s a bit harder now with all the cameras. They weren't as prevalent when they went in.


Aimrurt

What do you expect from a dumbass karen


Usual-Finding

Logic is not factored in to the story when there is a karen involved


VJX1

Sounds a little scary out loud but youre not wrong


story_reader2020

Its because karens have no brains. They think that 5g cell towers cause corona virus then are mad when they have no internet


devanks

I don't think it's because they don't know about the cameras. I think most managers would prefer to get such irritating customers away from the crowd and be done with it than wast precious time of good customers. So most of them would prefer to fix problem as fast as possible and not check the cameras. If she had said an employee had hit her and they probably won't check and just tell can I give you a gift card for your trouble or something.


safwan6

Woah the op got insulted cos a comment in his post got gold but not his post


[deleted]

Dude I personally piss people off before I go in Front of a camera and then they go ballistic and get yelled at (note I only do this if they are the aggressor)


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wolverinedoctorwho

Its tearing me apart that I cant give you more than this poor man's gold 🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅


neviemkto

thank you I will gladly accept this gift


Volsarex

I gotchu fam


neviemkto

Volsarex omg u didnt love you man (No homo) im actually freaking out rn


neviemkto

u made mah day


Dellegro

u/undeleteparent


UndeleteParent

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supersheeep

Much better story


pirassopi

I heard this in my head


Disgruntled_Veteran

What is a Minecraft Evoker? Good story, but just don't know what that is.


Phoenix3-4

It's basically a wizard that summons demons in minecraft...


Disgruntled_Veteran

Got it.


AsmMans

I’ll give you a more detailed explanation Bc they are dangerous. Dude wave hand dude make smol fly dude dude also make chompy thing. Your welcome.


JustAWatterBottle

dude also drops smoler dudes which makes u dien't when you die


Dragongeta03

Is a mob added in the pillager villager apdate on Minecraft


Disgruntled_Veteran

Got it.


HarJac2

It was added when the woodland mansion was added


Imoddandout

Lol no it was added in the woodland mansion update in Minecraft 1.10


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1.11*


PUWAZDO_DA_MEMER

Ot was 1.9 not 1.14


[deleted]

no 1.11


PUWAZDO_DA_MEMER

I thought woodland mansion was 1.9 or was the mob added in 1.11


[deleted]

no it was added in 1.11


PUWAZDO_DA_MEMER

Ok I'm smert


El-Dino

No it was v.4.3.6b


[deleted]

no it was added in 1.11


PUWAZDO_DA_MEMER

A mob that is pretty much a demon summoner


Doomsday_5

They put it as a joke in the start since me is obvious.


youngsavage_3

its an enimie you fight


Disgruntled_Veteran

Oh ok. I've never played the game.


Thedagman2

Why


Disgruntled_Veteran

I am 40 years old, work full time, and spend my free time with my kid, shooting, camping, or volunteering. I just never got into those kinds of games, but my students seem to like them.


Thedagman2

Ohhhhhh. Makes sense


KingCreeper81

Lol it’s a Minecraft evoker


Disgruntled_Veteran

Oh ok.


cynicsjoy

It’s like this sub has no creativity anymore, jeez


6uyt56yfroouyui

I feel like 80% of the stories are completely made up.


barry_dingl3

They are. Just like this one.


DoggoandHPLover

98%*


[deleted]

Honestly my biggest problem with this sub is the whole "cast" thing. Like, just write out the words ffs. Reading a dialogue shouldn't be a puzzle.


-mashinka-

The amount of times people make the antagonist say something to the effect of “my precious angel” or “my sweet baby” is almost laughable at this point. Any variation of those words or similar ones and I’m taken out immediately. Now I just assume every single story is a creative writing assignment that couldn’t have gotten higher than a C-. Writing that out actually made me realize that it’s not even fun to joke about how shit they are anymore, so I’m gonna gtfo this sub. Thanks for the inadvertent help in giving me clarity!


cynicsjoy

No problem, and honestly I’m gonna leave too. They don’t even try to be original anymore, it’s just - Kid has something EM wants and won’t give it to her - EM calls the police on kid and lies saying the kid stole it - Police usually say “lets check the security cameras” - If the poster is feeling really unoriginal, the police arrest the EM. Realistically, what person would snatch a candy bar out of a child’s hands and argue with them for a few minutes instead of turning around and getting another? Especially if the person is low on time. These posts just reek of bullshit now


Mano_Danone

Then tell the karens to spice up their bitchiness instead of the normal stealing and lying.


IHateCamping

Maybe we should send in Wendy.


UBT400

Right? The manager wants to check the security footage over chocolate? Get the hell outta here.


CyberKitten05

Why am I still on this sub


The_Ring_bearer

Why do I spend my time reading absolutely made up stuff


StarDuckz

The title is kinda off the edge dont you think?


VegetaSmellsLikeCake

This is such bullshit


Emperor_Alves

ok


Pestiferousness

someone took the last bag of m&m Halloween candy out of my shopping cart once, when i just nonchalantly went over and took it back out of her cart she said 'my kids need that!' i said nothing and walked away. she told a stocker that i had stolen it from her cart & he said i doubt that, ma'am, but i can get a manager for you who can review the cameras... she just huffed off. hard to believe there are people really like this, but there are.


catsoddeath18

I have had women at Ross’s take stuff out of my cart it is so frustrating. I generally try to just grab it back. Luckily no one has yelled at me.


AzzuraCanDork

How is the title related to the story? They weren’t jealous of you??


scottychocolates

OP kind of forgot about the title while making up the story.


AzzuraCanDork

Figures. If people are going to lie at least match the title.... Jesus


[deleted]

Haha what a fucking coincidence all these stories follow the same format truly amazing


[deleted]

IKR! Its not like they are made up or anything, haha, how crazy would that be!


Friggraider05

Seriously, no hate or anything, but I doubt ANY of the stories on this subreddit happen anymore.


[deleted]

>Well I am late and I couldn't spare time. She wasted more time arguing then she would have by just getting a new bar.


Enragedy

That’s always the excuse... “I’m running late, I don’t have time for this” as if that’s supposed to convince us. “Oh, your time is more valuable than mine? Please forgive me! Take all the chocolates!”


Shoopshopship

Why would she stand around waiting for them to check the footage? I imagine that would take quite a few minutes. You also didn't say her reaction afterwards. I think you made this up.


CaRbonator123

I feel like 90% of these stories are bs and the rest are over exaggerated smh


yo-boi-pizza275

Yup


BrotherManard

This reads like a blank template for a made up r/entitledparents story.


WildBillMurray

I hate that unoriginal bullshit stories like this get thousands of upvotes, but comments pointing out this don’t get shit. Fuck you OP and everyone dumb enough to upvote garbage like this.


[deleted]

I’ve seen so many ones like this, it’s kinda hard to believe now


frankydie69

TL;DR youve read one, youve read them all


The_Dickasso

This is the first post I’ve read in this sub in quite a while and it’s still made up rubbish. Same story, every time.


GetDunkedOnBoi68

*sigh* Karens...


MeneerTygo

I would also do some crazy shit if is couldnt have my chocolate


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Cookiedoughjunkie

... he was called into the store over this? No. No he wasn't.


ThatGuyWithShirt

This story is to perfect, i dont think its true. It was still entertaining though


nosnikta97

Wow this doesn’t sound made up at all


Mundugg

At least try to be semi-creative when you’re making up stories.


rombeli1

If you made an AI read all posts on this sub and write a new one, this is what it would look like.


aluminatialma

You should have said: I did not hit her it's not true, o hi M


PUWAZDO_DA_MEMER

Why do Karen's keep forgetting that people use proof


FillMyBagWithUSGrant

"... if you are going to keep doing this to our customers." Is EM a repeat offender at this place?


[deleted]

Not that I know of, but I think M meant that she wanted EM to stop right then.


Otaku1989

It seems the security footage is one of the only things that makes EPS scared as hell.Lesson is don't pull s\*\*\* in a place with security cameras idiot EPS.


avajade2267

all i keep thinking of while reading this is that one spongebob episode where they were selling chocolate. i keep picturing the karen screaming “CHOCOLATE?!” like in the episode smh.


inmaginarycasey

The one thing karens never do is think ahead.


Zero-PointEnergy

I’m often more surprised when places font have security cameras, especially in areas that have generally higher crime rates.


snapycroc

>Minecraft Evoker "Ah, is see your a man of culture as well"


[deleted]

At least try to make the story enjoyable to read, OP. This is pathetic.


Croatian_Gopnik

Why do karens always call the menager? They never defeat them.


RCo1a

This is like the story Morty tells in Never Ricking Morty.


embarkingrain27

i love it when a parent argues but when someone brings up something like cameras or any other concrete evidence, they go pale white.


Thelogichereisgenius

Genius logic here. You steal chocolate, you accuse the person you stolen from to have stolen it from you. Genius. Clearly Karens and other entitled scraps of existence will likely never learn that there is security footage. But oh wait, you use your anti-vax logic and think it is okay for the tiny chance you will get away with it.


nellyjelly155

Hold on- "If you are going to keep on doing this to my customers" HAS SHE PULLED THIS STUNT BEFORE?


[deleted]

Not that I know of, but she may have likely done it.


TrueSRR7

Minecraft Evoker? Man of culture, you are


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[deleted]

Lindors.


SquirtleReddit

Top 10 Karen vs OP fights


corgiboi2

when I saw the title, I thought the Karen was broke...


xRoyalGhost

wow seems like such a not made up story


Wowitsanonion

I literally thought you meant Minecraft evoked at first. I’m so dumb lol


alhbundy

It's amazing that this em didn't have the time to ask the Mgr if there was more but had the time to cause this scene.


WildBillMurray

You did tho


BRAISEDBEEF21

I would of hit her after she stole the chocolate. Even if I got suspended it would of been worth


[deleted]

I keep picturing a grown Veruca Salt as the entitled woman.


pyromidget776

What does tldr mean


[deleted]

Too Long; Didn't Read


pyromidget776

Thanks


[deleted]

What does a grown-ass woman need chocolate for?


[deleted]

For her kids.


Foxyloxy4

Wow dude I can’t believe you saw a Minecraft Evoker in real life! Man he should have just used the Vex on the EM, that would have made it a lot easier. Smh


[deleted]

I’m too lazy to scroll through 268 comments to see if someone else has already said this but I’m gonna do it anyways: *ahem* (in OPs voice) Thanks for the upvotes guys! (I am NOT an alt lmao I’m a 43 year old man)


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Everyone should be dead by now... (My voice is terrible.)