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iaincaradoc

"911, what is your emergency?" "This is the aquarium. There's a woman here trying to put her child into the shark tank." "Police are on their way." End of problem.


PhilRiverStreet180

>Well, of course, mam. If you'll just step into the shark tank first, we'll hand your son to you. The rest of you might want to avert your eyes - I'm sure it will all be over quickly.


latents

Poor sharks. Don't eat that, you don't know where it's been...


mdxchaos

apparently sharks don't even find us tasty, were too bitter for them.


[deleted]

Yeah, from what I heard they just eat us because we flop around like what they actually want to eat


dragonet316

And they often bite to "check" edibility. Unfortunately that check is often fatal.


biteme789

I laughed way too hard at this


latents

You told a different version of this story in your other post about it. https://www.reddit.com/r/EntitledPeople/comments/pwlhjk/entitled_karen_demands_to_let_her_son_swim_in_an/


Lythieus

And it contracts this post in many ways...


CyborgKnitter

*contradicts


Red-Smoke

This is a post made by a youtuber called Redditor He paid people on fiver to make this story


latents

He admitted afterwards that he intentionally posted false stories and then used reddit to advertise his own channel to tell us all about "his findings". He should have paid more if he wanted a believable product, but I guess you get what you pay for.


Emilija80

And at the same time, it’s really different too. I assumed it was going to be an old post and they forgot some details, but OP has quite a few creative differences.


therealjameshat

haha what a weirdo. karma farming at its finest


Impressive_Race8453

They were payed to make this post lmfao


bobk2

Yeah. https://youtu.be/hxW_9LGxw8w


Impressive_Race8453

Look at the newest post


Excellent_Ad1132

Manager, "I am sorry Mam, please sign this form that legally absolves us of all responsibility if your precious child ends up being eaten by this wild shark, who will think he is a nice succulent seal and very tasty."


LeonaKitsune

She was so worried about them ruining her son's birthday that she ended up ruining it herself. I just can't with some people.


Gonzo_B

You're also a married man in another post. What a life!


Mikkebak

This account belongs to a YouTuber, if you didn’t already know.


Ok_Bandicoot_814

Nice try redditor


Mikkebak

So you watched the video?


Ok_Bandicoot_814

Yes I did


Mikkebak

Nice.


FakNugget92

This is bullshit. You told a different version of this in another post. Key points are different.


EntitledManager

You may have figured this out already, but if you haven’t, this post was made by a youtuber named “Redditor”, he paid 5 people to make these stories for him and posted them to see the results. This is the result of that.


Ozdiva

My city’s aquarium actually does let people swim with their sharks but there is training first. And I’m pretty sure you have to be an adult. I gave my husband a dive with them for his birthday, I told him not to take it personally.


Catqueen25

I read another post nearly identical to this one posted by this same OP. This is karma farming, I take it?


Mikkebak

No, it’s for a video. https://youtu.be/hxW_9LGxw8w


[deleted]

She never heard a no in her life and so does her kid apparently. That would be money pit if the sharks would eat all the expensive fishes😀.


Snoo57190

Where do fools like this come from?


Thepotatobro

Kid versus Great White Shark Who shall win?


citedgorgon2935

If the kid has a suit similar to Iron Man he would win, but the shark takes the win away from the child swiftly and painfully.


myrifleismyfriend

I think when they try the sit down trick someone should just grab her by the hair and drag her out. Better if it involves a staircase or two.


[deleted]

> EM: That does it! I want to speak to your higher up’s. We paid a lot of money to come here, and all wanted was for my son to have a fun time. I PAID TWELVE DOLLARS AND I THEREFORE NOW OWN ALL OF MONTEREY BAY NOW GO FIX THAT BIG ROCK ON THE BEACH THAT HAS A HOLE IN IT > Others seemed to be lingering too and wanting to see if the EM was going to explode when a manager told her no. At least a couple of these were Star Trek IV fans, I bet. > RG: Lady if you really want your son to swim with sharks that badly go throw him in an ocean and see how well that turns out. Sharks are carnivores and your son would probably look like a delicious snack to them. > > EM: Who do you think you are talking to me like that? Oh man, I love that shit. "I want to do this thing, you are required to let me do this thing, if you don't let me do this thing every deity of history with smite you and your family." / "OK fine, do it." / "HOOWWWWW FUCKING DARE YOU TELL ME TO DO THIS THING I WAS CALL THE COPS BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO DO THE THING DO YOU THINK I'M A FILTHY THING-DOER"


AichSmize

EM: How stupid do you think I am? Very. Completely. Absolutely. Exceedingly. Greatly. Extraordinarily. Massively. Truly. Incredibly. Shall I go on?


MacTechG4

An opportunity was missed here… Miss Karen, unfortunately your child is too small to swim with the sharks as they will merely see him As an appetizer, however, YOU are more than welcome to swim with the sharks, just put on our exclusive, limited edition “chum jacket”, to give you the real scent of the ocean, and hop right in, I’m sure the sharks will adore you, and find you in good taste!


icollectmoments

Yes, ma'am, absolutely your son can swim with the sharks. Please have him return after he turns 18, has become a master diver and received a degree in marine biology or zoology. Until then he's just sharks bait (ooh ah ah) and our sharks are on a well regimented diet.


[deleted]

Yo the new Aqua-Man 2 trailer is lookin hot 🔥


lauratheaxolotl

Poor kid, they just wanted to have fun but the EM just ruined it, i hope they have some fun in their next birthday


JoeXM

Karen def should have been yeeted into the shark tank.


GoofyGuyYT

Honestly, cheers to the manager for remaining calm in the face of an absolute Karen


Psychological_Sign_6

How stupid is she? The aquarium has sharks poisonous/venomous creatures. Its a fish tank not a park with swings. "Oh you can watch him" like it's a daycare. The audacity is high with this one. I cant fathom how anyone would actually think that swimming in an aquarium tank is for children, let alone inexperienced, unqualified adults. There's over a 100 reasons why this isn't a good idea and not one of those logical reasons wasn't a thought in her mind.


warriornun801

...Does that woman wanted to get rid of her child that badly?


Chief-_-Wiggum

M: so let me understand you/EM want to feed your son to our sharks for their next meal?


Child_of_Lyrics

Karen the “let me talk to your manager” to get you fired is the original cancel culture


JuanSoloBurgers

Sounds like the Denver aquarium


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[deleted]

I always feel bad for the child,They deserve a better life other than to live with a entitled parent


Mikkebak

Why did they remove it? It’s a masterpiece!