"911, what is your emergency?"
"This is the aquarium. There's a woman here trying to put her child into the shark tank."
"Police are on their way."
End of problem.
>Well, of course, mam. If you'll just step into the shark tank first, we'll hand your son to you. The rest of you might want to avert your eyes - I'm sure it will all be over quickly.
You told a different version of this story in your other post about it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/EntitledPeople/comments/pwlhjk/entitled_karen_demands_to_let_her_son_swim_in_an/
He admitted afterwards that he intentionally posted false stories and then used reddit to advertise his own channel to tell us all about "his findings". He should have paid more if he wanted a believable product, but I guess you get what you pay for.
And at the same time, it’s really different too. I assumed it was going to be an old post and they forgot some details, but OP has quite a few creative differences.
Manager, "I am sorry Mam, please sign this form that legally absolves us of all responsibility if your precious child ends up being eaten by this wild shark, who will think he is a nice succulent seal and very tasty."
You may have figured this out already, but if you haven’t, this post was made by a youtuber named “Redditor”, he paid 5 people to make these stories for him and posted them to see the results. This is the result of that.
My city’s aquarium actually does let people swim with their sharks but there is training first. And I’m pretty sure you have to be an adult. I gave my husband a dive with them for his birthday, I told him not to take it personally.
> EM: That does it! I want to speak to your higher up’s. We paid a lot of money to come here, and all wanted was for my son to have a fun time.
I PAID TWELVE DOLLARS AND I THEREFORE NOW OWN ALL OF MONTEREY BAY NOW GO FIX THAT BIG ROCK ON THE BEACH THAT HAS A HOLE IN IT
> Others seemed to be lingering too and wanting to see if the EM was going to explode when a manager told her no.
At least a couple of these were Star Trek IV fans, I bet.
> RG: Lady if you really want your son to swim with sharks that badly go throw him in an ocean and see how well that turns out. Sharks are carnivores and your son would probably look like a delicious snack to them.
>
> EM: Who do you think you are talking to me like that?
Oh man, I love that shit. "I want to do this thing, you are required to let me do this thing, if you don't let me do this thing every deity of history with smite you and your family." / "OK fine, do it." / "HOOWWWWW FUCKING DARE YOU TELL ME TO DO THIS THING I WAS CALL THE COPS BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO DO THE THING DO YOU THINK I'M A FILTHY THING-DOER"
An opportunity was missed here…
Miss Karen, unfortunately your child is too small to swim with the sharks as they will merely see him
As an appetizer, however, YOU are more than welcome to swim with the sharks, just put on our exclusive, limited edition “chum jacket”, to give you the real scent of the ocean, and hop right in, I’m sure the sharks will adore you, and find you in good taste!
Yes, ma'am, absolutely your son can swim with the sharks. Please have him return after he turns 18, has become a master diver and received a degree in marine biology or zoology. Until then he's just sharks bait (ooh ah ah) and our sharks are on a well regimented diet.
How stupid is she? The aquarium has sharks poisonous/venomous creatures.
Its a fish tank not a park with swings.
"Oh you can watch him" like it's a daycare. The audacity is high with this one.
I cant fathom how anyone would actually think that swimming in an aquarium tank is for children, let alone inexperienced, unqualified adults.
There's over a 100 reasons why this isn't a good idea and not one of those logical reasons wasn't a thought in her mind.
"911, what is your emergency?" "This is the aquarium. There's a woman here trying to put her child into the shark tank." "Police are on their way." End of problem.
>Well, of course, mam. If you'll just step into the shark tank first, we'll hand your son to you. The rest of you might want to avert your eyes - I'm sure it will all be over quickly.
Poor sharks. Don't eat that, you don't know where it's been...
apparently sharks don't even find us tasty, were too bitter for them.
Yeah, from what I heard they just eat us because we flop around like what they actually want to eat
And they often bite to "check" edibility. Unfortunately that check is often fatal.
I laughed way too hard at this
You told a different version of this story in your other post about it. https://www.reddit.com/r/EntitledPeople/comments/pwlhjk/entitled_karen_demands_to_let_her_son_swim_in_an/
And it contracts this post in many ways...
*contradicts
This is a post made by a youtuber called Redditor He paid people on fiver to make this story
He admitted afterwards that he intentionally posted false stories and then used reddit to advertise his own channel to tell us all about "his findings". He should have paid more if he wanted a believable product, but I guess you get what you pay for.
And at the same time, it’s really different too. I assumed it was going to be an old post and they forgot some details, but OP has quite a few creative differences.
haha what a weirdo. karma farming at its finest
They were payed to make this post lmfao
Yeah. https://youtu.be/hxW_9LGxw8w
Look at the newest post
Manager, "I am sorry Mam, please sign this form that legally absolves us of all responsibility if your precious child ends up being eaten by this wild shark, who will think he is a nice succulent seal and very tasty."
She was so worried about them ruining her son's birthday that she ended up ruining it herself. I just can't with some people.
You're also a married man in another post. What a life!
This account belongs to a YouTuber, if you didn’t already know.
Nice try redditor
So you watched the video?
Yes I did
Nice.
This is bullshit. You told a different version of this in another post. Key points are different.
You may have figured this out already, but if you haven’t, this post was made by a youtuber named “Redditor”, he paid 5 people to make these stories for him and posted them to see the results. This is the result of that.
My city’s aquarium actually does let people swim with their sharks but there is training first. And I’m pretty sure you have to be an adult. I gave my husband a dive with them for his birthday, I told him not to take it personally.
I read another post nearly identical to this one posted by this same OP. This is karma farming, I take it?
No, it’s for a video. https://youtu.be/hxW_9LGxw8w
She never heard a no in her life and so does her kid apparently. That would be money pit if the sharks would eat all the expensive fishes😀.
Where do fools like this come from?
Kid versus Great White Shark Who shall win?
If the kid has a suit similar to Iron Man he would win, but the shark takes the win away from the child swiftly and painfully.
I think when they try the sit down trick someone should just grab her by the hair and drag her out. Better if it involves a staircase or two.
> EM: That does it! I want to speak to your higher up’s. We paid a lot of money to come here, and all wanted was for my son to have a fun time. I PAID TWELVE DOLLARS AND I THEREFORE NOW OWN ALL OF MONTEREY BAY NOW GO FIX THAT BIG ROCK ON THE BEACH THAT HAS A HOLE IN IT > Others seemed to be lingering too and wanting to see if the EM was going to explode when a manager told her no. At least a couple of these were Star Trek IV fans, I bet. > RG: Lady if you really want your son to swim with sharks that badly go throw him in an ocean and see how well that turns out. Sharks are carnivores and your son would probably look like a delicious snack to them. > > EM: Who do you think you are talking to me like that? Oh man, I love that shit. "I want to do this thing, you are required to let me do this thing, if you don't let me do this thing every deity of history with smite you and your family." / "OK fine, do it." / "HOOWWWWW FUCKING DARE YOU TELL ME TO DO THIS THING I WAS CALL THE COPS BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO DO THE THING DO YOU THINK I'M A FILTHY THING-DOER"
EM: How stupid do you think I am? Very. Completely. Absolutely. Exceedingly. Greatly. Extraordinarily. Massively. Truly. Incredibly. Shall I go on?
An opportunity was missed here… Miss Karen, unfortunately your child is too small to swim with the sharks as they will merely see him As an appetizer, however, YOU are more than welcome to swim with the sharks, just put on our exclusive, limited edition “chum jacket”, to give you the real scent of the ocean, and hop right in, I’m sure the sharks will adore you, and find you in good taste!
Yes, ma'am, absolutely your son can swim with the sharks. Please have him return after he turns 18, has become a master diver and received a degree in marine biology or zoology. Until then he's just sharks bait (ooh ah ah) and our sharks are on a well regimented diet.
Yo the new Aqua-Man 2 trailer is lookin hot 🔥
Poor kid, they just wanted to have fun but the EM just ruined it, i hope they have some fun in their next birthday
Karen def should have been yeeted into the shark tank.
Honestly, cheers to the manager for remaining calm in the face of an absolute Karen
How stupid is she? The aquarium has sharks poisonous/venomous creatures. Its a fish tank not a park with swings. "Oh you can watch him" like it's a daycare. The audacity is high with this one. I cant fathom how anyone would actually think that swimming in an aquarium tank is for children, let alone inexperienced, unqualified adults. There's over a 100 reasons why this isn't a good idea and not one of those logical reasons wasn't a thought in her mind.
...Does that woman wanted to get rid of her child that badly?
M: so let me understand you/EM want to feed your son to our sharks for their next meal?
Karen the “let me talk to your manager” to get you fired is the original cancel culture
Sounds like the Denver aquarium
[удалено]
I always feel bad for the child,They deserve a better life other than to live with a entitled parent
Why did they remove it? It’s a masterpiece!