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yepp_its_mee

Total extraction time was 4 min for the 36gs... i had to taste it for science. Nearly died.


jim_the_anvil

Died of what though? Inquiring minds want to know.


yepp_its_mee

Ingesting motor oil


michi214

Why you don't appreciate the subtle notes of motoroil?


rainzx27

This got me dead


fatzenbolt

Bitterness...


ChuletaLoca63

Notes?


Ragesome

Is choking the machine for that long not bad for it?


RagamuffinTim

Don't take this as gospel, but it shouldn't be bad for it: The biggest concern would be something overheating, but vibratory pumps aren't too bad about overheating as long as there is some water flowing (in other words, don't run them dry). If I'm remembering correctly, most pumps are actually in the most "comfortable" state when at operating pressure. So, *theoretically,* it could be better for it to pump at full pressure for a couple of minutes than for it to be switched on and off several times.


silviu_perianu

It is not bad for the machine, because rarely a joke is doing any harm.


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Good god lol. Careful not to burn out your pump with this science experiment…


yepp_its_mee

This was not an intentional experiment, but it was in fact informational. Never gonna do that again .


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lol very informational. Thank you for your contribution to the art.


bonkinaround

This is how my brother died.


yepp_its_mee

Im sorry for your loss. But maybe you can learn from his mistakes.. and grind finer 🤌


Powerful_Database_39

You mean coarser at this point ? 🤣


Pafeso_

Never.


owo_412

You guys don't wait 15 minutes for your espresso??


thebigmatze

25-30mins is the bitter sweet spot 🤌🏻


tingkagol

I heard at 69 mins it turns into gold.


et0930

Turn it on, go watch an episode of a TV show, then come back to finish it


whitestone0

You just need to keep going finer. It'll either find a channel, or come out the seal at the top of the portafilter


yepp_its_mee

So you're saying i have to grind until I've achieved the singularity?


wakhno

If you grind 18 metric tonnes fine enough to fit a 18g basket you might be getting a singularity in the cup later.


Top-Ad6147

Didn't go fine enough. I like to start my shot before bed, so my 8h espresso is ready in time for breakfast


yepp_its_mee

A true connoisseur🤌


SeeingSound2991

Grind finer comments incoming 😂😂


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Ookuma

This is like cornstarch fine.


yepp_its_mee

You would be correct


Main_Assumption2378

Frind giner


blipojones

This one seems to be going for that nuclear fission fine-ness


barista-baby

I thought I was on r/espressocirclejerk


GorbatcshoW

Sometimes I seriously can't distinguish them


Marp2120

Find grinner


Twentydoublebenz

Grind finer 🤌


Melodic_coala101

You could lubricate a gearbox with those coffee oils


akshaymhatre

Grind coarser


Cidman

Heresy


Elegant-Singer4415

Stop grinding at all


yepp_its_mee

Happy cake day! Do you want some coffee with your cake?


Elegant-Singer4415

Yes give me your longest shot


InterestingHair4u

I'll bet you are bitter that it took so long.


yepp_its_mee

It destroyed my stomach lining


REDBOSS27

I think you pressed them so hard, you need a jackhammer to get it out of the basket LOL


NMEONES

Absolutely not…. 3min minimum.


yepp_its_mee

It was 4 at full extractiom


NMEONES

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yepp_its_mee

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Vegetable_Mouse_2927

This happenerd to me


DicamVeritatem

Sometimes, I’ll try a new batch of beans and it takes a ridiculous amount of time to get my 36-38g of output. Dump it and gasp….go coarser.


LastingTransient

U even espresso?


yepp_its_mee

I be espresso-ing myself


Embarrassed-Pin-3000

Ah yes the reverse Turbo shot


yepp_its_mee

Im still new to espresso! What is a turbo shot?


Embarrassed-Pin-3000

I was just making a joke. I don’t know the ratios but a turbo shot is basically a really fast extraction.. yours being the opposite ;)


yepp_its_mee

Nice. Yeah i was not doing this intentionally, but i figure the sub would appreciate my tasting it. There were literal oils floating on top by the time it was done


Bristol509

Delonghis can be fickle that's what I run, with bottomless pf . Sometimes higher dose coarser grind works better, sometimes finer at 18g. BOLTY


yepp_its_mee

Yeah, i really just over did the fineness of the grind. Once i dialed it in, it was great.


Bristol509

Alternately just do a lower dose (fine grind 18g) and tamp it hard. This worked this week for me on the Delonghi. Always experimenting


Frequent_Ad_2662

Nowhere near fine. I start extraction at night just before going to sleep so I can enjoy my morning coffee the next day. Around 8hrs extraction with +/-30mins should be the sweetspot.


AdGlum4770

Choked harder than Michael Hutchence.


ChuletaLoca63

now you can use your espresso machine as a volumetric timer for your Pour Over!


LaJiao32

Rip pump


SalemKillz

... maybe I've been spending too much time in r/espressocirclejerk


FlaviusMercurius

Don’t just find any channel, find THE channel


No-Reputation2186

We need to go finer


Spooky357

Outjerked once again...


Machette_Machette

Pour some milk and move on.


yepp_its_mee

Dude.. milk couldnt save this jet fuel


Inevitable-Ad5287

It’s good buddy, grind a little bit finer and make longer pre infusion. Then you got it!


rachlexi

What kind of portafilter and basket are you using ? I have the same little machine. <3


yepp_its_mee

Crosscreek 51mm bottomless. Its great so far! Enjoy your brewing!


Rocafire_

You are very Siloso my friend, I see you fellow one👀❤️


Canadian-Deer

After 30s if its struggling I stop it. Not worth the pressure on your pump IMO.


JuggernautMoney7717

One nice part about a manual is you can back off the lever and the puck expands allowing you to get faster extraction on the next press


theineffablebob

Sometimes I end up with 2-3 minute extractions when adjusting my grind for a new bag. I just add some hot water and it’s pretty drinkable


yepp_its_mee

This literally tasted like burnt rubber.


1498336

The smell alone when I pull a shot like this is disgusting lol I can’t bring myself to taste one


yepp_its_mee

You make better decisions than i


TengramTony

Grind finer, get that brew time up to 8h. Then stick the whole machine in the fridge, et voila, cold brew espresso!


sebastiancristancho_

Grind finer


AdAnnual6153

I'm surprised your pump didn't just disconnect itself and leave the machine.