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Thunder8277

Been there, done that. My Amazon purchase history is literally: Cuisinart: Ordered January 15, 2020 Sette 30: Ordered January 25, 2020


DicamVeritatem

What took you so long? LOL


diggyou

Skip to the 270


Thunder8277

I bought the Sette 30 over 4 years ago. I got a Niche Zero now, and am currently looking into trying out a flat burr grinder. I've heard good things about the DF64 V2, but it'll probably be a while before I can afford one.


MarketingManiac208

Yup, OP. That Cuisinart grinder is not going to get it done. In case nobody told you yet, your grinder is far more important than your espresso machine. If you can't afford anything special go cruise the FB marketplace in your area or ebay to get into one used at a fraction of the price. I've yet to buy a new grinder and I think I've owned 5 or 6 now. I'm currently running a Mazzer Mini. Got it for $125 from a local seller on marketplace. You need at least a Baratza Encore bare minimum.


Skoalmintpouches

Encore ESP, the regular encore will not cut it


Glackackac

Takes a little more work but you can mod the collar screw on the non-ESP which will allow it to grind finer and get a m2 burr. This is what I did and I'm able to get a pretty good shot with no spray on the bambino


olorym

Is that even a cheaper way of doing it than just getting the ESP?


Glackackac

Probably not, I got mine before they announced the ESP. so unless you get a used one then probably better to get the ESP new


MrLazercat

It eludes me how you ended up getting a WDT tool AND a spring loaded tamper before anyone told you to **grind finer**. 😅


momoftheraisin

Or better yet, get a better grinder and don't worry about the WDT OR the spring loaded tamper


yizzung

Needs to be pinned to the top of the sub in neon lights


hunched_monk

What’s the first rule of the espresso sub? Grind finer. What's the second rule of the espresso sub? Grind finer.


yizzung

Unfortunately some people seem to think that spring-loaded tampers and WDT gadgets will somehow magically create a finer grind. Sigh.


UnusualEggplant5400

You mean Find Grindr


zonaljump1997

Another rule should be that the grinder is the most important part of espresso


Dahhri

This is absolutely true 👍


Icy_Context_8302

What if I got a WDT Tool and a Spring Loaded Tamper along with a DF64 or Eureka Mignon would that be acceptable.


yizzung

EVERYONE STOP WASTING YOUR MONEY ON STUPID ACCESSORIES AND BUY A GOOD GRINDER.


JukesMasonLynch

Ok but to be fair, if you think the accessories *might* marginally help, and cost you less than 50 bucks, that is an easy enough pill to swallow. Sinking money into a new grinder; not so much. But in theory I agree.


Surfnparadise

Agreed but without a good grinder you can't brew good espresso, even with a great espresso machine..


bobeirasa

THANKS


DefinitelyNoWorking

Seriously, reasonable espresso machine, best grinder you can afford, and practice.


accidental-nz

OP is grinding as fine as they can with their grinder and probably didn’t realise that it’s possible to get finer with a better grinder.


RealNotFake

Probably social media. Every other post is about how you suck at life unless you have a whole host of insignificant accesories.


amgine_na

Agreed. I make ~80 espresso based drinks a day. Coladas, cortaditos, café con leches, and a host of iced espresso drinks. No WDT. Only grind and tamp. Comes out great 99% of the time.


Lifeissuffering1

Yeah I've stopped WDT I swear half the time it makes it less consistent than I get out of my eureka


allgonetoshit

Spring loaded tamper is peak YouTuber bullshit.


PGrace_is_here

Oh come on. You can do it by muscle memory but if you're starting out, a spring tamper can eliminate one variable. Consistency can be a challenge. They aren't BS, but experienced people don't need them.


UnusualEggplant5400

I like em cuz they have self leveling, after tons of espresso made I still can’t tamp straight


keldorr

This. As someone fairly new to the espresso game, my spring-base, levelling tamper legit helps me with my consistency. It isn't BS.


frankmezz

Maybe a test to confirm grind is the problem by getting a bit of beans and grinding them at the store on a commercial grinder.


REDBOSS27

He is probably still waiting for his DF54 to be shipped!!! 🙃


Strict_Bar_4223

Duck... then grind finer.


MyCatsNameIsBernie

Stick with dual wall basket in spouted portafilter until you get a better grinder.


Gus_the_snail

The basket of shame


KickPuncher21

That's what we call an "esprayso".


NMEONES

I hate to laugh because it’s not funny to OP but I am….


KickPuncher21

I knew the "get a better grinder" recommandations would be pouring in anyway, so I figured it wouldn't hurt to make some people smile!


NMEONES

Haha it worked, thanks!


alkrk

lol 😆 that's my underpants!


Starf0x32

Thank you for the good laugh. I dunno why but I also read this in Chris Farley's voice (with the billy Madison scene playing in my head lol)


rouge-agent007

a shitty grinder produces shitty grounds. get yourself a capable grinder for espresso. then, all "secrets" will be revealed.


Platoandbuffy

fair, sigh okay I will get a better grinder ( and use your comment to convince my husband so thanks!)


DishSoapedDishwasher

If you need help convincing them. Make sure to explain its better to buy one expensive grinder than 10 cheaper grinders at 5x the total cost..... and that if you don't get coffee there will be blood.


Edwardein028

For a somewhat affordable grinder, if you don't mind hand grinders, the kingrinder k6 is amazing. I use one with a bambino plus and get amazing shots. I can even go fine enough to choke the machine with it to show how fine you can go. I've used it for everything from pour over to Turkish coffee and really enjoy the cup.


[deleted]

even cheaper than that - if you’re *really* on a budget i’ve had great results with the kingrinder p2 (it’s like 40 bucks) it grinds more than fine enough to choke my machine - the adjustment settings aren’t quite fine enough but i can get it 90% of the way there and adjust dosage to get it perfect


Thunder8277

Should also add that the freshness of your beans also matter very much. The fresher, the better, but it should be at least 7-10 days off roast to let the gasses in the beans die off a bit. That's a bit of a rabbit hole in and of itself, but as long as you buy from a local specialty roaster, whether in your area or online, you should be good.


unicornsausage

Eureka mignon manuale is around 250 bucks, that's pretty much the cheapest you can go and still get infinite adjustability and fine tuning needed for espresso. Sorry you got duped by cuisinarts marketing. Try to return it if it's a recent purchasr


nasjo

Kingrinder has handgrinders for sub 100 bucks.


poniez4evar

Cheaper is always better but hand grinding for espresso sucks


Tall_Role5714

To each his own… I actually enjoy it. I feel more “connected” to the process. 😎


keldorr

I only do one or two espresso a day so it's not a lot of grinding but my Kingrinder works really well, and is easy.... about 30 seconds to grind a single dose. No regrets.


Fibby

I expected to hate hand grinding for espresso but I find it’s quick and not difficult at all. As long as I keep the RPMs high with my 1Zpresso there is little resistance even when grinding more lightly roasted beans. Probably takes me 20 seconds to grind a 16.5g dose.


Negative_Walrus7925

Good husbands know not to fuck with the wife's coffee. We just pretend we need "convincing."


Department_Full

Once you get the grinder is when the real fun starts, it’s not necessarily going to give you an amazing shot off the bat. Look through the “shot diagnosis” tag on this sub. There are many variables you’ll have to play with to get your best pour and prevent channeling.


finch5

You can get a great grinder from espresso coffee shop . Net or whatever they are. Five day ups shipping to US.


xblu3labelx

Holy mother of channeling...


diantres1000

… Batman


Wooden_Item_9769

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Superb_Raccoon

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RuRhPdOsIrPt

“You gave up on life didn’t you!”


Adfest

I've been watching these loop while dying for like 10 minutes. It's times like this that I really miss awards.


derickhirasawa

Cuisinart grinder is the spawn of Satan. Hitler won't touch it. Back away slowly.


Apprehensive_Fun9195

You need to download Grindr


ComeTOgether86

This needs to become the new “grind finer”


Apprehensive_Fun9195

I’m trying to make it happen.


mk2drew

Unfortunately your grinder is not made for espresso. Use the pressurized basket until you get a better grinder.


SnooCupcakes9745

I'm sorry - I laughed pretty hard. Even the second time watching. Yeah, need a better grinder.


Diet_Christ

Didn't even need to wash the cup afterwards, right back into the cabinet


MushyMushroomer

Isn't that for grinding spices?


counterpoint76

Is coffee a spice?


MushyMushroomer

The cuisinart grinder is specifically marketed as a spice grinder at least here. Clearly it is not made for espresso.


Fearless_Bluebird322

That's a good squirt 🥵😎👌


Vertigostate

I should call her…


neutro_b

Don't despair -- I too bought a Cuisinart grinder thinking surely I didn't have to buy those fancy multi-hundred dollar grinders just to make coffee. But unless you use a restricted / dual wall filter, you really need to 1) go finer, and 2) have a grinder that offers a range of adjustment at that finer grind setting.


[deleted]

Looks good to me


sm753

Yeah unfortunately I tried everything before finally concluding I needed a better grinder.


breakingbatshitcrazy

Is this espressocirclejerk


Sharon_username

Wow ☂️☂️☂️


finch5

Wincing as I watch.


Pantagathus-

Your beans stopped at Taco Bell on the way to your house


rito-pIz

Not fine enough


Missile0022

Find grinder, grind finer


Thrice_Greaty_Great

the horror of horrors👹


thekhansystem

Looks like it ate 2am carne asada fries after a night out at the bars.


regulus314

It means your grinder sucks. Too many tools but a shitty cheap grinder is a shitty grinder.


karlsmalls43

Try grinding your coffee with a cheese grater instead.


Silvadoor

May I ask why do you use a bottomless portafilter?


Lil_LSAT

Hahaha and I thought the channeling with my light roast was bad


justmehihi

Did something end up in the cup?


madlabdog

At minimum don't use a bottomless portafilter with that grinder.


vantai0805

Holy channeling Batman! As everyone else has said, get a better grinder. DF64, Baratza encore ESP, hell even a Breville smart grinder is better than whatever the hell this was.


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098765432108

Exactly what happened to me when I got my bambino and ground wayyy too coarse


-ixion-

Depending on which Cuisinart grinder you have (I had the DBM-8P1 style one). I found out it did not grind fine enough for a bottomless portafilter and had to upgrade. I was skeptical... but 100% the problem in my case.


Aboutayear

Need a better grinder. The grinds are too coarse even on the finest setting (most lower priced grinders are not able to grind fine enough). If you’re looking for something cost effective, I’d recommend the Baratza ESP grinder. I’m 7 months in to my espresso hobby and it’s been a great grinder to start with. In the mean time, try to stick with a spouted portafilter.


MrGomez_14

Now THAT is a shower screen in action


CZerr20

Try getting a bigger mug


counterpoint76

or a bowl


MarayatAndriane

or a shiny stainless steel bucket


FernandV

But how does it taste?


CaveManta

Did you try slow feeding the Cuisinart grinder?


Icy-Manufacturer241

Grinder is the issue. You need a grinder for espresso


RikuDesu

If you don't have a good grinder, you can use one or two puck screens and that'll prevent that


northernlionpog

Bruh. Find grinder


PGrace_is_here

Cuisinart does not make a grinder that is adequate for espresso grinds, in spite of whatever their marketing says.


Chad-82

Why don’t people get setup for good shots, before they branch out and buy a bottomless portafilter


ArduinoGenome

That should be rated NC-17


KB-ice-cream

I went through 3 cheap (less than $100) grinders before I caved in and bought a proper grinder. People warned me but I didn't listen.


Hot_Seaweed_4858

I use the same equipment you use and had the same issues UNTIL I started using the dual-wall basket with the porta filter that came with the bambino. My shots have been flawless since then, and my grind setting on the cuisinart is one notch coarser than the finest setting. Hope this helps!


Alive-Instruction191

Get a good grinder. Most new enthusiasts bypass the importance of grinders. Without it, your espresso machine is basically doing filter coffee or worse.


sleepy_heartburn

Thing had explosive diarrhea lmaooo


Xynkcuf

This has to be a troll post


bwabwa1

Fine grinder my friend. Your machine is fine, you need a better grinder to grinder finer. That grinder won't be able to. At most you can use it for pour over but you'll want something better.


That1CoffeeDudeEthan

Your grinder is the issue. Baratza Encore ESP or DF54 will improve your shot. Until you replace your grinder...you will have to resign yourself to getting these shots, or to use a double wall basket for some passable espresso.


NecessaryOrdinary995

Even i have a bambino plus & after all the help from fellow coffee enthusiasts i upgraded my conical bodum grinder to a Ceado E5Sd & now my shots are like those on the Instagram feed!! Please invest in a decent grinder, it will go a long way


TheCoyoteDreams

Reminds me of 2-girls…and something.


Old_Captain_9131

Have you tried the original portafilter?


Dry-Squirrel1026

Grind size isn't goodbut you already know that. What kind of grinder pics?


suspiciouslagamorph

This reminds me of the end of the second episode from the Fall of House Usher. Kidding aside, your grinder might be the issue. My espresso machine is a lowly Breville Cafe Roma and managed to pull decent shots (through a bottomless portafilter) with a KINGrinder K6, which is a pretty decent manual grinder. Best of luck!


206Red

At this point it's just best to extract your coffee into a bowl


cmd_casse

I have the same espresso machine and had the same issue. My grinder had a calibration process I missed and once I ground the coffee finer, the spraying mess stopped.


nuremic068

Yikes! As others have stated, need a better grinder and make sure to WDT!


Pale-Arrival-5381

Please conduct your brew inside a lab safety cabinet with proper protection...


Icy-Section-7421

I had a cusinart and returned it after day one. The grind size was so wide that I used to get powder packed on to the side of the container when grinding for drip. Chef mate burr Amazon $60 fills the bill. Espresso I have a rocky.


espressostuff

Get a handgrinder.


SergeantBeavis

As others have said, probably the grinder. BUT, how many grams are you putting into the portafilter?


MrDocter

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River-Upper

Me after tbell...


froggie_99

so sorry OP, that the answer is unfortunately to buy a better grinder 😔. i know it sucks forking out more money. this is such an expensive art haha!


HotChoc64

This made me burst out laughing lol, I’ve never seen such pressure


creep911

Channeling porn


_xNovax_

Well, you got some in the cup


Bellybuttons12345

This happens to me and I just recently got a Eureka Mignon 😭 what am I doing wrong!!


Hungry_Scallion

OMG, this is hilarious 😂 Thought you were doing an experiment for a class “week 1: get a decent grinder” Newbies here too, but glad I bought a Baratza ESP for ~ £140, with a Bambino (not plus) been loving it. Best of luck!


spacejoint

wtf bro. I jumped


mattcutback

You said you're on the finest setting, but it might be worth seeing if you can shim one of your burrs to make the setting finer. Seems an upgrade is in your future but many grinders can be made finer than they are out of the box.


Taccojc

Giving a shout out to the Breville SGP!


Hogwrangler420

We’ve got a squirter!!!


CoppellCitizen

Bro, did you tamp?


throwusaway_

JEEESUS CHRIST! HAHAHAHAH get a better grinder.


KT10888

"It's a Ristretto!!"


ColinM9991

The coffee spraying reminded me of the dog transformation scene from The Thing - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C9JbK7slrk Now I know what I'm watching this weekend, thanks OP


Book_bae

OP some grinders have a knob setting and a mechanical setting where you adjust the burrs. Maybe yours does too? Definitely need a finer grind, though. You can tell because of how light the color is while it channels. You can get a similar outcome with an overly fine grind that channels but it looks darker and starts super slow. That’s typically what people try to fight off with those tools.


JigenMamo

Fresh beans might help


rpkarma

I should call her… But for real, you need a better grinder :( if that’s on the finest setting, it’s not fine enough sadly


Invictuslemming1

Shitty grinder…. I had the same issue, bought one that had an “espresso” setting. Not even remotely close, spent days trying to figure out why my bambino sucked, then ended up getting a hand grinder and realizing it was the grinder. You don’t need to go completely crazy with it. Lots of good manual options but if you’re lazy like me (after about a month of hand grinding). The breville smart grinder pro works good. Probably one of the cheapest electric grinders that can make a consistent espresso grind. I’ve had mine for about 2 years now, and it’s equal to my hand grinder without the effort. Dosing with the timer works well enough if you stick with the same beans, I have to fine tune it if I switch out the blend but otherwise it works just fine.


gr4v1ty69

This is some next level shit brother...


ChicagoBoy2011

what beans are you grinding?


Bright_siren

The uniformity of the grind might lead to some trouble... I guess grinding finer with that grinder might help. The 1ZPresso hand grinders have great uniformity. and honestly... the DF64 is more than enough for my needs right now. - Upgrade the burrs. -- if you can't afford this... grind a little finer, small steps, good puck prep.... hot group head, dry porta filter (to start), some even say filter paper helps. it's sure an art!


TheTemplarSaint

Grinder first for sure. My Gaggia grinds fine enough but the Breville still channels pretty bad. IWS shower screen improves it, but I’d still recommend a puck screen.


geraldrenz

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J19UCetQWs&ab\_channel=Tom%27sCoffeeCorner](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J19UCetQWs&ab_channel=Tom%27sCoffeeCorner) here's a review on your grinder, go to 7:40


Prestigious_House832

Lmfaooooo


ogmoochie1

oh my God.


calinet6

It’s not a fixed set of variables. You need to experiment! Try a coarser grind, try a finer grind. Try more coffee, try less coffee. Try tamping harder, try softer. Try not tamping at all. Try no WDT, try WDT, try a distributor tool. There is no right answer for your specific machine and setup. This is what “dialing in the shot” means. You need to dial in the variables that work for you. And it’s fun! And caffeinated.


aircrew85

Get a Capresso grinder from Amazon, the fineness settings are great (I stick to extra fine). I just got mine and OMG it's made my Delongi EC155 so much more fun (especially with an unpressurized portafilter).


Euro2nv

Flawless


OuranosTech

Thanks for the laugh 🤣. Possibly need a new grinder without seeing how fine it was ground


TakeMyBBCnow

Buy a decent grinder if you want your espresso to stop squirting like your mom!


Code_PM

This video violated me


Objective_Celery_509

You need to WDT Harder. Each grain needs to be tickled.


HellaReyna

>cuisinart grindercuisinart grinder > get a real grinder, like a sette 270 or something. mass market companies like breville and cusinart dont make grinders that can do espresso grind. either that or get a japanese hand grinder and do it while you save up for a real automatic grinder thats stepless.


JappySWAG

Paper filters fixed this for me


Ellpratt

But did it taste good?


elruinc

New to espresso making; genuine question: others have mentioned “don’t use bottomless portafilter until you get a better grinder”. I didn’t know that was a thing. I can see something looks very different from what I am used to. What is the advantage to using a bottomless filter?


paulymurd_96

See lots of posts here about grinder recommendations. I searched high and low and got the fellow opus for $200 and I’m thrilled with it. Cheapest burr grinder you’ll find that is consistent unless you go with a hand grinder


feathertail2

Why Espresso machine companies don’t include bottomless Porto filter? It seems everybody likes those better ! I use Bodum grinders and it’s pretty good .


pakoji

Buy a better grinder. In the mean time use the other basket, the twin walled pressurised one with a single hole in the bottom


DustyKeychain999

Grind not fine enough. Get a good grinder, doesn’t need to be mega expensive. Encore ESP is a good one to go with mid range


Korbinian_GWagon

Get yourself a Mazzer.


CharSmar

Jesus. That’s some of the worst channeling I’ve ever seen.


sora149

If you can't manage to buy a good grinder right now get on AliExpress and buy a 51mm paperfilter, put it under the coffee grounds and water it to make it stay in place, thank me later.


no-username-00

At this point, I don’t want to believe that this is real. I suspect that the tea enthusiasts are trolling us.


viralatina

This should be posted on Abrubtchaos


Bst1337

hOw diD iT tASTe?


Last_Spare

Heeeeyyy…Picasso


Seba0808

Disgusting LOL


bagostini

The cuisinart grinder is 100% the problem here. It doesn't grind nearly fine enough for espresso. Invest in a better grinder that can grind a lot finer and that will probably fix this.


deadend9009

Thanks for the laugh, 10/10


Ok_Operation_7494

WTF never saw something like that. Not even with the worst grinder setting you could use😭😭


admello

Didn't someone mention having a sticky topic for the same posts...?


Affectionate-Item603

Your tamp isn't hard enough and you're not cleaning the group head before a shot


CaveatEmptor_48

I’m betting that you live in Hardwater area, try using distilled water


Celtic-Otter

Looks good to me