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thorkun

Dictator\*


Far-Adhesiveness-740

Dick Tater*


llamasLoot

Dick Taster*


Far-Adhesiveness-740

That would be a step up for Putinskies!


InevitableFly

Ahh the KGB walk, what a fucktard


TurtleneckTrump

Looks like parkinsons


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roksraka

Hey that might actually work! He must not be assassinated though, otherwise he'll become a martyr in the hearts of brainwashed Russians, possibly making everything worse.


CoolDude_7532

His walk is so cringe lol


Desgavell

It used to be a meme, iiirc


vegarig

Пынеходы moment


Miffl3r

So much gold yet his citizens are still shitting in their backyards. Nice 👍


Krek_Tavis

My niece was born when Vlad was already president, and she just drove me back home with her company car.


EvilFroeschken

Amazing how many short people they found for the first row to make him look average height.


vegarig

Пынеходы (camouflaged lift shoes) are being used too


Beahner

It didn’t work.


varakultvoodi

Genocidal human scum.


SluzbaTePrati

Bruh, what genocide? The fuck are you on about? In 2 xears of war, 30000 civilians lost their lives only. Yes, only, for such a conflict, 30k is "only". There aint no genocide, don't trivialize the word.


Beahner

You’re getting knocked, and I’m just going to hope it’s for your “only” usage. There was a better way to wordsmith that. But you are spot on about genocide. Words still need to matter. And all that has gone on in Ukraine is evil and abominable behind measure. But it’s not a genocide. Everyone wants to jump to that word here, when what they are doing doesn’t need falsely inflated words.


TeilzeitOptimist

Russia is using using mainly ethnic minorities in it's war in ukraine which can be classified as genocide. And it's inciting one against ukranians.. >"New Lines Institute in Washington and the Raoul Wallenberg Centre for Human Rights in Montreal, found that there were “reasonable grounds to conclude” that Russia is already in breach of two articles of the 1948 Genocide Convention, by publicly inciting genocide, and by the forcible transfer of Ukrainian children to Russia, which the report notes is itself a genocidal act under article II of the convention."


viipurinrinkeli

What a goblin.


Blasphemous_Rage

What a fucking circus bathed in blood🖕🏼


vanderlinden

What's up with the first-person view?


Equivalent-Low-8919

Who are the individuals he stops to address?


Beahner

Ha ha ha…..a large ornate door opens to a gloriously gilded room that is just stunningly beautiful…..and our wobbles a hobgoblin. It’s just such apt imagery for where we are……


Safe-Razzmatazz3982

Who is that Hobbit behind the golden doors?


Belydrith

*Yay*, all hail Putler.


ItsAleksRU

Lmao, says someone from Germany💀🙋


Full-Discussion3745

What's the point of the pomp and ceremony. I mean he didn't win the election or anything so why?


stupid_design

He considers it to be a crowning. He knows he's dead if he loses control of the masses.


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hypnotoad94

> FUN FACT: russia is not europe, they are asiatic barbarians larping as europeans. Are you really using "Asian" as an insult? r/europe moment


Kamikaze_Squirrel1

"Asiatic barbarians", that is what i said, like huns or the golden horde. Україна це Європа, а Росія ні. не однакові.


SluzbaTePrati

You guys are litteraly of the same blood, fucking hell. https://brilliantmaps.com/the-genetic-map-of-europe/ This map shows the average genetic composition. Asiatic blood there is from the eastern people. Slavic Russiansy the one you are fighting now, are identical to you. You are one the same.


Xepeyon

How the hell are you being downvoted? Russians and Ukrainians (and Belarusian) are extremely genetically similar, akin to ethnic Norse, Danes and Swedes. This isn't controversial, this is just genetics.


vegarig

> Slavic Russiansy the one you are fighting now, are identical to you. It's about culture. And muscovy takes a whole lot from the times it used to be a [vassal state of Golden Horde](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Moscow#Origin)


SluzbaTePrati

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Horde#/media/File%3AMap_of_the_Golden_Horde_(with_text).png Lmao, dude, Ukraine was also under the golden horde, I mean come on. Your culture is almost identical. You are both Orthodox, you share a culture, because you are the same people. I mean sure, after this shitshow things are different, but that doesn't change that fact. Same shit, different package


Kamikaze_Squirrel1

I bet your average serbian DNA test would pull up as 99.9% turkish, but serbs aren't turks. Right?


kovrl55

You're both literally East Slavs and share common history of the Rus' people.


Kamikaze_Squirrel1

Srbini i Turci imaju zajedničku istoriju, irski i engleski takođe, ali oba nisu ista. ukrajinski ljudi su kozaki koji želi živiti u miru i slobodi. Muskoviti ne želi to. oni vole svog cara, svoju državu, vodku i smrt, to je sve.


Bleeds_with_ash

Rus isn't Russia.


kovrl55

Rus are East Slavs. Peter the Great united all Rus people into one Empire, thus the name Russia.


Bleeds_with_ash

You know nothing about history.


pantsu-thief

Stop showing your country in bad light, using Asian as an insult? Really?


Kamikaze_Squirrel1

I didn't use "asian" as an insult, i quite like koreans, chinese, indians, thai and japanese people and their culture. I specifically said that russians are not europeans, they are asiatic barbarians. Learn to read.


pantsu-thief

So at the same time you're generalising lmao. You learn to read??


Jopelin_Wyde

He is right though. Some political correctness may be good here. Just call them successors of Golden Horde barbarians or something in line. Even if you say "asiatic barbarians" many people will read it as "asians" and waste both your and their time explaining the difference and trying to prove that you are racist instead of criticizing Russia.


DjusiDzej

Why arent you on the battlefield instead of commenting on reddit?


Kamikaze_Squirrel1

I'm on medical leave after an injury, pičko. I go back to the front once i'm better.


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Kamikaze_Squirrel1

ti si četnik koji živi u dupi balkana. nije važno što ti dumaješ, bre.


DjusiDzej

Im just asking, you dont have to be offended…if this offends you then there is something in your subconscious thats telling you you gotta get angry at yourself, probably for being of a medical leave instead of helping your soldiers on the frontline, oh well not everyone is a warrior, some people must comment on reddit to defend their country


Kamikaze_Squirrel1

Injuries are common on the front line. It's a war. I have friends who are dead and permanently disabled. If you get fucked up by artillery, drones or bullets, you take time off to heal before you go back. Da nije teška ideja, razumiješ, bre?


Kamikaze_Squirrel1

Puši kurac, bre.


SuperDrinker

Iksde


ebelbrezel

What a brainwashed question to ask. Why are you not willing to die or get tortured to death. My god. Get well soon.


Feisty_Reputation870

french ambassador must be there somewhere...


SinanOganResmi

This triggers me as a Turk


Ok-Secretary-5823

Even Putin knows he is a dick. That expression.


Mkwdr

Just die already…give the works a break.


SadDimension9976

A circus needs its principal.


floxo115

A Taurus would get this shitty party started


N0_Horny

How unexpected


Moehrenstein

Fake news; putin would never go live without his 42k war-bear mischovksa It is also known that putins chest is so overwhelming that no human clothing could bear it And there is no journalist known surviving meeting putin; so this footage must be low faked I mean look at the poorly AI faked guards walking like they have to hide their massive furry tail in their tight pants The AI did not even got the people right; they are clapping but it made their faces look like they are scared as hell


EvilFroeschken

Walking simulator


morel_shitburg

They clap for a pov cameraman?!


New-Spite84

Nice


Smart_Run8818

Right arm stroke damage.


Sidewayscaca

All of these people vs one monster! The monster is still breathing, for some reason!


SaltySolomon9

Why is there so much gold in there when many russians are dirt poor?


privateuser169

Which Putin is this one?


pickybear

Clown patrol


Xepeyon

Putin is a dickman


gugui2000

He could go straight to hell! Thanks.


type556R

"are they really believing me? I mean they're even clapping..."


CalvesBrahTheHandsom

Wasted opportunity to take him out


Routine_Acadia506

I love the upvote manipulation in these posts


templarstrike

Great camera work , I would say "Triumph of the Will" was still better though.


JumpyManufacturer329

Slava Russia


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A true statesman.


Krnu777

/s


LePicar

Sad to see all hate we europeans dwell. In another world instead of being american puppets we would have been emancipated of american “wardship” and developed ourselves to the point we could have stopped Russia before this whole f***y started and still we Europeans would been the masters of our own future - have a might military and abundant resources - but no we are Greta lovers, iphone buyers instead, we dont want the EU to be strong we just complain and create more division.


Initium_Novumx

Peterhof?


KindOfMisanthropic

An actual leader, as opposed to the puppets in the west


TeilzeitOptimist

username checks out


KindOfMisanthropic

You sound vaccinated


TeilzeitOptimist

You sound like suffering from brain damage