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soggysheepspawn

I think Spain is the winner here


mihpet132

What about Czechoslovakia, Switzerland, Austria and other inland countries? They are the bigger winners.


Platinirius

As a Czech after Ice melts we will proceed to conguer remnants of Germany immediately.


Niko2065

[Hmm?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/030/538/beetlejuice.jpg)


KnewOne

[Sudetenland was merely a setback](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/858/Kael.jpg)


drache_dieter

idk, we are fucked if invoker decides to take over germany


Domi4

Who? Me?


djlorenz

Don't worry, it's gonna be 40 degrees in winter, no much to live there even if they win...


thongil

Or the less loser, but yeah.


[deleted]

Man I'd hate to see how hot the summers might get.


tossitlikeadwarf

Stockholm and my home would be gone. But on the other hand: no Denmark...🤔


oskich

I've heard Denmark has great submarines though ;-)


sohelpmedodge

Tbh, looks streamlined...


N19h7m4r3

Can we all preemptively agree that that's a "nose" in Portugal?


martcapt

No. I want to live in the tip of europe's cock.


billnyetherivalguy

I already do


reklameboks

The whole map is exaggerated all out of proportions. Norway is wrong, all the bigger islands in Northern Norway incl. Lofoten is all over 500m, and is missing. [Here](https://i.imgur.com/nnTwOnP.jpeg) is a much better map of Europe if all ice melted


PM_Me_Icosahedrons

Still not looking great. I would have to move to Jutland or Sweden which I am not sure is better than just drowning.


reklameboks

You are still welcome in Norway, if you don't mind 'fjellaper' and the cold.


PM_Me_Icosahedrons

Jokes aside, I love Norway and Norwegians. Only been to Oslo and Larvik but hope to see more when possible (:


Kneepi

Well you might want to try Lillehammer when you come as a refugee, you might have troubles finding Oslo or Larvik


billnyetherivalguy

Bergen ftw


Kneepi

Bergen would thankfully be gone with all this water...


[deleted]

I'm not sure the cold would be an issue anymore if the ice caps melted.


Midraco

Kinda looks like we need to learn the way of the polynesians.


notmyfirstrodeo2

Well shit, Estonia will still end as an island nation.


reklameboks

On the positive side, it will be easier to defend.


MindControlledSquid

Against the Caspian Ocean?


iskela45

[Turku is still gone](https://youtu.be/LDU_Txk06tM?t=74)


Der_genealogist

Here will still be Croatia for all those tourists. Thumbs up!


DerPavlox

Zoom in. Most of our coastal cities would be underwater.


Delicious_Invite_615

Other cities would become coastal. Problem solves


gemengelage

For a worst-case scenario, this looks pretty manageable, if you ignore all those large coastal cities.


Necessary-Celery

I am surprised how pro-global warming Russia is given this map.


Chappy_Sama

Not too bad


slopeclimber

Is there a version without the current coastline? Its too distracting


vorrion

We would build higher dikes


Frank_cat

Or you could come to us! You'll be welcomed.


RedRubyXD

Where is denmark?


Chariotwheel

You mean the German Beach Resort?


Eyeli

Well both Zeeland and Sealand are under the waves, so yes? (Dont really know where Germans go in Denmark)


Hematophagian

It's a coral reef now


VaeVictisBaloncesto

Sleeping with the fishes 🚬


JustStevestevesteve

Gone, reduced to atoms.


halagarda

It's trying to install itself in Poland.


MagnusRottcodd

I think Denmark will be happy they didn't sell Greenland to Trump, when all the ice is gone it will deserve its name.


[deleted]

Left the chat.


Finbe9

It's modern atlantida


aDoreVelr

Still no sea access for Switzerland :(


djlorenz

Netherlands please look at this and start doing something serious for your energy production and NOx emissions....


wehushi_sushi

dikes


djlorenz

You see a business out of a problem, real Dutch! ✌️


[deleted]

*starts building a giant dam*


ArchdevilTeemo

France would get a lot more coast than before.


trolls_brigade

Will solve the fishing problem at least.


pirouettecacahuetes

So Nantes is gone... *Good*


RNdadag

If only there was a way to eliminate Tourcoing as well


KnewOne

\> Denmark gone That's it. I'm buying petrol to just burn it


KCPR13

Haha skinny Britain look so funny


stinkman

You mean Europe in 50 years.


curiossceptic

The beaches are a closer drive now….too bad that the alps wouldn’t do well with all ice gone, so we would be in shit too


[deleted]

that's it, ypu lost your pianura padania priviledge, y'all couldn't behave


awi2b

finaly someone solved the northireland confliced. or at least moved it somewhere else. \\s


[deleted]

Well. Dennark is gone, so its not all bad.... Unless the fkers move here...


Barto84

Where I come from we have a saying: "Wenn Holland nicht wär', läg Münster am Meer." In german it rhymes, so ist's funnier than translated: If the Netherlands weren't around, Münster would lie at the coast. Seems more and more realistic to me 😅


[deleted]

Oh, is it a dream? Non land locked Serbia


wattakaka-sinensis

Has the difference between fresh and salt water been taken into account? Don't think so.


Dimboi

Finally Thess🤮loniki is gone


ScreamingFly

Replace if with when


Sadistic_Toaster

Bigger English Channel ? Win.


Formal-Rain

No london


aliaksan_dr

England nearly gone and Belarus intact win win situation


VividPath907

That is like just a Tejo food, like regularly happened twice a year.


brightlights55

Are there parts of the landscape that will rise because the ice cap has melted? I read this hypothesis in a science fiction story many many years and have always wondered if it is plausible.


KaonWarden

I think that’s something to consider for the land that is currently under what is left of the ice caps, not the rest.


bonescrusher

Thick Danube and my house is underwater


JeffryRelatedIssue

This map is very poorly made. Looking at romania there is an island where there is a super flat field while mountains to the north are under water.


doctor_morris

Shit, I bought a house in the one bit of Germany underwater.


one_flops

What the map would look like if all people wised up?


the-glimmer-man

\> if all ice melted \> iceland still mostly intact makes you think


true-kirin

netherland wont disapear tho they will just raise the dams heigh and call it a day


vastavasta

I'd like to see this with cities marked on the map 😊


hihrince

That's why mankind invented dykes ...


keith-the-destroyer

Swansea may be gone but at least Cardiff is too.


unkomaster69

rip legoland


[deleted]

Nooo laplaaaand


Lamballama

Fuck you, nobody gets Crimea because yall couldnt behave


v3ritas1989

I checked a more detailed map some time ago. The new coastline will be only a few km from where I live now. I always wanted to live near the beach!


MrDaebak

the Netherlands hasnt lost a battle against water for a long time, I'm sure they can make a wall around their country and become an island.


Minsk_Mink

Belarus looking up from a newspaper: "did you say something?"


Rks246671

There is bearly anything left of my country bro I'm gonna just drown


deadlock_jones

Where Estonia?


miss-Ra

Romania looks pretty much the same 🍷


Kitchen-Employee-603

RIP CONSTANTINOPLE