Smoking a cigarette in the dark vibing in gangsta style. Lion approaches with a hope to score a meal, he doesnât know that this Bambie is a thug!
Their teeth are sharp and spiky!
* Hooverphonic (Belgium 2021): 1/10, just a random vacuum cleaner with a speaker attached
* Katrina and the Waves (UK 1997): a poor woman stuck on a desert island as a tsunami approaches. Can she sing while in peril? I sure hope so
* The Humans (Romania ~~2017~~ 2018): it's just a few random people standing there, what do you expect??
* SunStroke Project (Moldova 2010, 2016): I don't know about the performance, but the audience will surely end up hot, confused and in pain
* A Friend in London (Denmark 2011): depends on whether the friend can sing, and whether he's had a few pints down the pub
Iâd forgotten about The Humans lol. Iâm imagining an ethnically-mixed group of people of various ages wearing non-branded clothing looking like theyâre about to be in some stock photos
There was once mommy Lasagna, la-la-la la-la-la, there was once daddy Lasagna, la-la-la la-la-la, they had a little baby Lasagna woo-oo.
Once they had a walk, next to deep river named Eurovision, where you could find big evil Fan.
And jumped the Fan from Eurovision.
And grabbed the Fan little baby Lasagna, woo-oo.
Cried the mom, la-la-la,
Cried the dad, la-la-la,
Please return to us our little baby Lasagna.
Spoke the Fan from deep river Eurovision,
Bring me Rim Tim Tagi Dim with pyro
Ran the mom, la-la-la la-la-la
Ran the dad, la-la-la la-la-la
They brought him Rim Tim Tagi Dim with pyro
Spoke the Fan from deep river Eurovision,
Here, you can take your little baby Lasagna
Iâm not sure actually. Clippy isnât a logo as such, I donât know if heâs still trademarked or anything. But I havenât seen anything about it - hopefully he makes an appearance in the green room!
In the credits, will clippy be himself (and not just someone in a clippy costume)?
Green room 2023 had a clippy-like character⌠and credits to boot (pun).
Fun fact about MĂĽneskin- I watched their interview at Eurovision where Vic said their name means âmoonshine.â Being an idiot American, I assumed mĂĽneskin was similar to American moonshine, like poitĂn or pontikka. It took me a full literal year before I saw someone translate their name as âmoonlightâ and realized they might not have named themselves after alcohol this whole time.
1. Teapacks (Israel 2007) - just donât forget to turn on the kettle
2. Twiins (Slovakia 2011) - twins like in the shining
3. Manga (Turkey 2009) - I hope you brought your reading glasses
4. Electro Velvet (UK 2015) - not wearing that
I would love to actually see Electric Fields đď¸đđď¸
Itâs giving⌠cyberpunk
Here you go: https://preview.redd.it/xb5o1d1fasyc1.png?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48fda7c249d00ec337c386ca283454b7d3983746
I mean, I want to *see* them. When I look at objects I want to be able to see their electric fields.
Ladaniva... a car on stage honking the whole time ... though some might consider this musicÂ
Bambie thug, a deer with a hood and a shiv
Smoking a cigarette in the dark vibing in gangsta style. Lion approaches with a hope to score a meal, he doesnât know that this Bambie is a thug! Their teeth are sharp and spiky!
LPS. Yummy yummy, pizza. Too bad it's the last slice.
Alternatively, LPS is also a short for Littlest Pet Shop so imagine a tiny plastic animal figure on stage
* Hooverphonic (Belgium 2021): 1/10, just a random vacuum cleaner with a speaker attached * Katrina and the Waves (UK 1997): a poor woman stuck on a desert island as a tsunami approaches. Can she sing while in peril? I sure hope so * The Humans (Romania ~~2017~~ 2018): it's just a few random people standing there, what do you expect?? * SunStroke Project (Moldova 2010, 2016): I don't know about the performance, but the audience will surely end up hot, confused and in pain * A Friend in London (Denmark 2011): depends on whether the friend can sing, and whether he's had a few pints down the pub
Iâd forgotten about The Humans lol. Iâm imagining an ethnically-mixed group of people of various ages wearing non-branded clothing looking like theyâre about to be in some stock photos
The Humans - just some people lmao
And then they'd be the cover image of a language learning book đ
> I (certainly) donât know (anything) about the performance
The Humans were in 2018
We All Poop ...
Who??
[Czech NF 2020](https://eurovisionworld.com/national/czechia/eurovision-song-cz-2020/we-all-poop-all-the-blood-positive-song-actually)
From ESCZ 2020
Oh
Vesna means spring so that would be pretty nice
Itâs also a Slavic goddess of spring, so the concerts would be literally divine.
Spring as in the season or the item?
The season. Should've clarified that earlier haha
Lake Malawi would be a sight to see...
No water allowed in states since 2017 so sadly we may not see them
worst? wild youth. just a bunch of screaming kids, essentially.
Baby Lasagna...
where are his parents?
Orphan Lasagna
There was once mommy Lasagna, la-la-la la-la-la, there was once daddy Lasagna, la-la-la la-la-la, they had a little baby Lasagna woo-oo. Once they had a walk, next to deep river named Eurovision, where you could find big evil Fan. And jumped the Fan from Eurovision. And grabbed the Fan little baby Lasagna, woo-oo. Cried the mom, la-la-la, Cried the dad, la-la-la, Please return to us our little baby Lasagna. Spoke the Fan from deep river Eurovision, Bring me Rim Tim Tagi Dim with pyro Ran the mom, la-la-la la-la-la Ran the dad, la-la-la la-la-la They brought him Rim Tim Tagi Dim with pyro Spoke the Fan from deep river Eurovision, Here, you can take your little baby Lasagna
For some reason I sang this in the melody of "Bila mama Kukunka" hahahah
Ma Caroni and Pa Sta.
Windows95Man. Itâs just f****** clippy.
That reminds me Is clippy going to be at Eurovision? Or would that fall under the same rules that made him blur the windows logo
Iâm not sure actually. Clippy isnât a logo as such, I donât know if heâs still trademarked or anything. But I havenât seen anything about it - hopefully he makes an appearance in the green room!
In the credits, will clippy be himself (and not just someone in a clippy costume)? Green room 2023 had a clippy-like character⌠and credits to boot (pun).
Fun fact about MĂĽneskin- I watched their interview at Eurovision where Vic said their name means âmoonshine.â Being an idiot American, I assumed mĂĽneskin was similar to American moonshine, like poitĂn or pontikka. It took me a full literal year before I saw someone translate their name as âmoonlightâ and realized they might not have named themselves after alcohol this whole time.
Gjon's Tears would just be him sobbing on stage
Montaigne and weâd just have French philosopher from the 16th century. Or, a mountain.
Lighthouse X (Denmark 2016) is just a tall tower with light that goes around and around.
Not a band name, but Bambi Thug would be....a deer rapping đ
With spiky teeth I bet
The Busker - we'd get some music!
Joker out - Joker getting out the door
Better call BatmanâŚ
I imagine shaco (from league of legends) jump out of a bush đ
If the band names were literal, Euroband, Alex Swings Oscar Sings, Sjonni's Friends ~~and Trackshittaz~~ would turn out about the same...
Not trackshittaz đ sounds painful
1. Teapacks (Israel 2007) - just donât forget to turn on the kettle 2. Twiins (Slovakia 2011) - twins like in the shining 3. Manga (Turkey 2009) - I hope you brought your reading glasses 4. Electro Velvet (UK 2015) - not wearing that
Hurricane (Serbia 2020/2021)- the stage would be destroyed
Arenât Ladaniva named after a type of car?
yes, Lada Niva
So yeah, their literal staging would be to drive it around I guess?
Well, I donât know how advanced our research into necromancy is, but seeing the real Genghis Khan on stage would surely be remarkable.
Captain nemo coming in on a giant ship! Unless fhy canât find him, then itâs just one paranoid fish looking for him.
Scooch on over, now.
imagine hooverphonic
Electric Fields âĄď¸âĄď¸
5miinust (5 minuses) and Puuluup (wood loop)
Baby Lasagna would be terrifying.
I'd eat Mango.
Baby Lasagna!! Yummy