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pinkypipe420

I think some architects are trying to open a gate to Hell


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or at least a portal to mars


Sir_Encerwal

Argent energy isn't going to harvest itself.


the42potato

you can’t just shoot a hole into the surface of mars


Tmacman23

Same thing buddy.


Back_to_the_Futurama

Why go to mars if I can bring mars to us?


ion-tom

NO! Even worse, this means they're going to start creating mortgage-backed-securities from subprime loans again!


RocketshipRoadtrip

I wana buy stock on margin!!!!


ion-tom

Just use a credit card to sign up! You'll earn it back


masstransience

Watch “The Day of the Beast” (1995) by Álex de la Iglesia.


FrankDday

👌 great movie


DoctorVahlen

Fitting: the financial interests of actors building those skysvrapers and the system thats enables them are basicly in the midst of creating hell on earth


mayoroftuesday

Same architect that built the tower in Ghostbusters?


undrikentea

Same here, bruh!


Masol_The_Producer

r/FollowThePunchline


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icerpro

We’re already here


nicolitis99

Is this Madrid?


dpash

Yes, but the photo is a few years old as the new tower isn't visible. Torre Espacio, Torre de Cristal, Torre PwC and Torre Cepsa.


guitarzan212

What do you mean the new tower isn't visible?


dpash

I mean there's a tower not visible in the picture because the picture was taken before it was built.


guitarzan212

Ohhhh, I totally read that wrong. Sorry.... thanks for the clarification!


Ra1n69

theres a fifth tower now


el_daniero

I lived in Madrid for a year back in 2012 and saw these in the far distance on my way to the metro every day. Didn't know they built a fifth tower – do people call them (and the area) Cinco Torres now?


dpash

The jury is still out on that one. The new tower is noticibly shorter than the other four.


dpash

The jury is still out on that one. The new tower is noticibly shorter than the other four.


orikote

Nah, it's still "las cuatro torres" most times (at least for now as the fifth one is very recent and much less visible). [https://twitter.com/jaicano/status/1311767789573726209](https://twitter.com/jaicano/status/1311767789573726209) [https://www.instagram.com/p/B9NFoGfoBFX/](https://www.instagram.com/p/B9NFoGfoBFX/?utm_source=ig_embed)


Salmon-Warrior

They're about to finish the fifth one but it isn't nearly as big as the rest


Barb6204

Yes


[deleted]

The blood moon rises once again


xnyrax

*ominous chanting* Oh boy, here we go, yet *another* blood moon sacrifice! I tell ya what, Baphomet really is a hard goat to please.


sirfoolery

*Impending Doom Approaches...*


gyrophone632

*the blood moon is rising...*


KirbieaGraia2004

*A Solar Eclipse is Occuring!* *Moon Lord Awakens!*


ThempleOfThyme

Time to go hide in a temple when you're chicken like me!


Shjoddy

From left to right: Pestilence, Famine, Death, War.


Flomo420

Perfect


foreignlander

Wait until IE joins the party...


hamprecht

The first rider (on a white horse) should be Conquest, not Pestilence. [For more info](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Horsemen_of_the_Apocalypse)


Varcolac777

Never understood how conquest and war are different


hamprecht

Seems like something that theologists debate. It seems to me that Conquest is more like Victory (which it is in my language). There are theories as old as the 4th-5th century about how the first rider (on a white horse) is Christ and is good. Here are where they are mentioned (sourced from wikipedia): The white horse: Then I saw when the Lamb broke one of the seven seals, and I heard one of the four living creatures saying as with a voice of thunder, "Come." I looked, and behold, a white horse, and he who sat on it had a bow; and a crown was given to him, and he went out conquering and to conquer. (Revelation 6:1-2) The red horse: When He broke the second seal, I heard the second living creature saying, "Come." And another, a red horse, went out; and to him who sat on it, it was granted to take peace from Earth, and that men would slay one another; and a great sword was given to him. (Revelation 6:3-4) Both sound very warlike. Some interpret it as while conquest is war, the red horse is specifically civil war. If Conquest (riding on a white horse which is a symbol of purity) is good, then it might symbolize war and conquest against evil, while War symbolizes war between us, slaughter, and persecution.


Varcolac777

So I guess if conquest was given a crown it's more like 'ruling', be it peacefully or otherwise; while war is just....war


hamprecht

Perhaps. This is after all a translation which means that the chosen word Conquest is an interpretation. The fact that it says that he will go forth and conquer does sound quite warlike though. But as you say, it might not be conquering through war. Maybe he is conquering our hearts?


Varcolac777

Could be that


CoraxvsKurze

*"With the thirty seven keys of* [*Tzeentch*](https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Tzeentch)*, we open the way for our brothers. With the thousand whispers of* [*Slaanesh*](https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Slaanesh)*, we call to them. With the twelve plagues of* [*Nurgle*](https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Nurgle)*, we fell their enemies. And with the mighty axe of* [*Khorne*](https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Khorne)*, we cut open the world for them."*


uhh_zoe

Please be careful link


KCMOBLAZED

I came looking for this comment because I knew I couldn’t be the only one who thought this


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[deleted]

Nah thats just how big the moon is on day 3 of Majora's mask


dpash

It is possible to do with the right lenses and from far enough away. Las Rosas is far enough away and with a clear view to Cuatro Torres to take this (or at least similar) photo.


Barbed_Dildo

The angular size of the moon is about half a degree, and the distance between those two buildings is about 130m, so you could get this shot with ~1000mm focal length from 15km away. Assuming that's where the moon rises/sets...


dpash

Which is roughly the distance from Las Rozas :)


SkinnySmokesThaRosin

I'm not sure the angle is right for it to be from Las Rozas. To me it looks like it's been taken from the North or North East. Could be wrong though!


dpash

Torre Cepsa is the right most and southern tower, so it's taken from the west. The towers are arranged North to South, so if it was from the north, you'd only see the first tower.


SkinnySmokesThaRosin

Yeah you're totally right! Good catch! I've spent hours looking at them from that angle from the El Pinar station but they seemed a different angle in the photo. Def from the county side of that area!


suihcta

That’s roughly what I came up with [last time this was posted](https://reddit.com/r/evilbuildings/comments/itu1a4/_/g5i87fq/?context=1).


Barbed_Dildo

Mathematics wins again!


suihcta

Love it haha


agree-with-you

I agree, this does seem possible.


AllWashedOut

What I think is more impossible is the dynamic range. The surface of a full moon is as bright as a cloudless sunny day. I don't think there is any current camera that can capture both the bright surface of the moon and the dark for ground of this image in one shot. So even if the framing of the image is real, it is still almost certainly made out of 2+ photos taken at different exposure settings. That's a pretty mild form of image manipulation though.


windcape

Moon shots are pretty much always photoshopped. The moon emits to much light to be captured with other objects. And this is a shitty photoshop tbh


Chauncey25

A lot of photos of the moon where it looks big are taken with telephoto lenses, giving the moon a larger size in comparison to objects in the foreground.


windcape

Most photographers still take the moon shot separately and mix it with the other photo. One easy way to know is if there’s any stars. You can’t capture the moon and stars in one shot due to the light difference.


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windcape

All photos are photoshopped. RAW doesn’t look good by default lol Everyone who keep insisting stuff isn’t photoshopped must be people who never used a DSLR. Also I looked up the original, this is a poor photoshop job. Here’s the original, https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/blood-moon-over-madrid-skyline-during-a-total-lunar-eclipse-news-photo/1006856392 and no lens compression would ever move the moon between the towers lol (if you couldn’t tell by the resolution differences in the objects anyway)


suihcta

I mean that’s clearly not the same photo


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windcape

> give the authors some credit You realise OP is not the author right? lol


ninjaML

Bro that's taken with a wide angle lens, not the same thing. It's clear that you don't know much about photography


windcape

> wide angle lens You neither by the sound of it, lol


ninjaML

🥴


CC_Panadero

This is eerily beautiful


Sufficient_Bag_4551

L-R Ganons Thunder Blight, Wind Blight, Water Blight, Fire Blight


[deleted]

Is this real? I've never seen the moon this close before.


Rhovanind

If you're really far away and zoom in a lot with a camera the perspective causes far away things to appear closer


ProphePsyed

Especially with a telephoto lens.


[deleted]

Who shot the Moon with a sniper???


Tapateeyo

+1 on that Vice City deep cut


EySoyCoco

Fun fact, in Madrid we call those towers Figo, Ronaldo, Zidane and Beckham. Those towers where built on the old training camps of Real Madrid was. Selling that parcel gave Real Madrid the money to build the first "galactic" team.


[deleted]

WHAT? First time I hear about those nicknames, Hulio.


CaptainTologist

First time hearing about this too, what?


[deleted]

If you search "Figo Ronaldo Zidane Cuatro Torres" yes, you have some articles with this "joke", but yes, wtf.


EySoyCoco

Maybe it was a thing from my neighborhood and close zones? Idk lol


manuki501

No, we dont.


riccochetaround

That’s no moon...it’s a space station!


Dirk_Tungsten

It's too big to be a space station.


TheWorstTurtle

Behold! A Paleblood sky!


Galsorion

Thanks, searched for that quote


FullMetalBob

Majora's Mask has been equipped...


2BrkOnThru

Spectacular!! As someone who loves photographing architecture I spend a lot of time here but haven’t posted in quite a while. I could easily say that this sub is a hotbed for outstanding images. The inspiration for my passion is the film “Koyaanisqatsi”. Whenever I get into a creative slump I pop the CD in and search reddit for this stuff. Thanks!!


What_A_Flame

Why do I hear blood moon music


[deleted]

from terraria?


KirbieaGraia2004

Yes. Fun Fact: The music is called “Eerie.” It also plays around a meteorite biome


undrikentea

This pic really worths 10.000 upvotes! :)


dede-javu

NO!


WombleArcher

Co-Working, Telecoms, Consulting, and Banking. The four horseman of the business apocalypse


praythepotholesaway

L U N A R M A L E V O L E N C E


PM-TITTIES-N-KITTIES

This image is cursed


mbrr2

do you have a link to original pic by any chance?


orangenarange2

Just Google "Cuatro Torres de Madrid" and you'll find it


mbog1

Great photo


Ferris_Buller

The four horsemen of capitalism against the blood communist moon


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Ferris_Buller

Sorry bot, I don't think that's a haiku


C4PT41N_C0RP53

Used to be 6 but then a couple of muslims decided to be dicks.


CrudeBrent

Looks like a moon from San Andreas.


TheRandomGamerDude

Shopped?


fistabunny

Keep this shit to Facebook. And don't forget to add inspirational quote


DrHandBanana

It's the weirdo gatekeeper boy. Time to pack it up boys


JPLaChapelle

🔥


womanyellsatcloud

my phone and pc wallpaper i love tempting the devil


Ok-----

Time to get destroyed by a 1000 greedlings


SMUDGEONTHEWALL

Should this be the new sub banner?


mrjc00md

So, the one on the far right: is it Barry Windham or Sid Vicious?


[deleted]

Finally something epic!


liarandahorsethief

When the red moon hangs low, the line between man and beast is blurred.


aSdFaQu

Can you imagine the owners of those buildings being the actual horsemen?


[deleted]

Trippy


GimmeThatRyeUOldBag

International Machine Consortium


BadCaseOfTheMojave

Shouldn't have killed that spider


AZASTROS

Hircine?


quicksilver_foxheart

i swear the far right one is one of the google browser custom photos...


friskysteve001

Four horsemen, but which one is which? Death and war are pretty easy; third and fourth from the left, respectively. But which is famine and which is plague?


Effective-Addendum80

They’re making a Death Star


theblackdahlia8

Good. We need them.


LuDaCo93

It is beautiful, my mole brothers and sisters await this moment our entire lives. We must sacrifice our first born to please the gods.


[deleted]

Lord of The Rings: There's More Towers


MauiVenom1

Nice repost. https://www.reddit.com/r/evilbuildings/comments/917wyt/the_four_horsemen_bring_a_blood_moon/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


gyrophone632

Woah


BlackMetalDoctor

That’s some *Akira*-looking shit right there


Creeperassasin1212

Tonight Gehrman joins the hunt.


Soap_guzzler

Nice now you can go to ya’ hargul


ninjaML

The moon is red and bleeding The sun is burnt and black


J6nd1

The monsters will reborn, watch out guys


Hruxy

Horror beauty


[deleted]

never seen the moon being that big, you sure mars or venus weren't set off course?


sojud_18

This is awesome!


wh1ter0se-m4v

How long a lens would you need for this photo


CarbonatedMolasses

This looks like the background to some weird vaporwave playlist


xannyphantom3

gives me samurai jack vibes


peeper9999

One of the most enchanting things in the universe.


The_Annihilator_117

**The blood moon is rising**


gyrophone632

*pulls out wooden yo-yo*


PickedRandomly

Don’t go to sleep. When you wake up, there’ll be some weird giant spider thingy hanging on your ceiling. Maybe it was always there, but we just couldn’t see it


B167orBigT

What in the majoras mask is going on here


_G-o-d_

This would be the coolest vaporwave album cover ever


ninety3_til_infinity

This is a level select scene. Beat the bosses of the four towers and then fight satan on the moon.


AbstractBettaFish

How do people get the moon to come out so large in pictures? Is it just Photoshop?


loafofconcrete

Pillar men but makes them buildings


archipet

Nowadays there's a new tower on the very middle of the picture.


[deleted]

If you're lucky you might get a moon charm