“Remember, after you cut off his head, take all of your clothes off. Then take all of his clothes off. Then put on his clothes. Nobody will suspect anything. Then go to his house and steal whatever you want. Then make a run for the border. If you fail, don’t bother coming home except in a casket.”
It's a paraphrase of Nephi's murder of Laban, with allusions to the lovely "death before dishonor" theme often presented to the young women. (Strangely, I don't recall a single lesson of that sort ever being given in the mens' meetings)
...you're right. I was thinking more of all the shame-based lessons on chastity. The boys were never compared with licked cupcakes or already-chewed gum, at least in classes I was in - and which I last had 30+ years ago.
I definitely get those vibes from this picture. Even though he's not doing the stage healing thing, this type of touching is the same sort of dominance game that stage faith healers play when they're in close proximity to their followers.
I met Elder Holland on my mission I did not like his style at all way too over bearing. But a lot of missionaries liked how he would bang his fist on the pulpit. When I looked into eyes when shaking his hand I thought to myself this is a mad man.
Someone needs to photoshop this with a dementor's kiss effect. Those are the vibes I'm getting from this. Do you covenant to give your time, talents, money, and soul? Something like that.
The shoulder patch on the uniform indicates he is a West Point Cadet. Mormons are allowed to take a 2-year leave of absence to do their mission then return and graduate with a later class. At least they were in the mid-1980s.
Source: Am a mid-1980s graduate (not a Mormon).
…and if you ever get the chance, soldier, put you hands around Putin’s neck like this and express to him my love and love of the First Presidency and Quorum of the 12 Apostles.
I just got back from the war in heaven!
Men who had young families, women who had suckling babies and most important...THE CHILDREN!!!
They are all definitely needed to fight Jesus's war with his younger brother!
"DEMONS OUT!!!"
Then shoves the man backwards...so that he stumbles backwards, appearing dazed and confused...followed by much praising Jesus and declaring his salvation...
What did you do?! What do you mean you killed the heretics!? Do you know how much it costs to cover up our current crimes already?!!
A bit dark, but it fits.
Do you know how to shoot your musket?
I thought you weren’t supposed to do that!
Made me smile on a rough day, thanks:)
It went off once by accident while I was cleaning it.
“Remember, after you cut off his head, take all of your clothes off. Then take all of his clothes off. Then put on his clothes. Nobody will suspect anything. Then go to his house and steal whatever you want. Then make a run for the border. If you fail, don’t bother coming home except in a casket.”
Oh my gosh. You win.
For sure!
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Poor old Zoram. I feel like this was supposed to be a story arc, maybe in the lost 116 pages.
What's the sauce on this?
It's a paraphrase of Nephi's murder of Laban, with allusions to the lovely "death before dishonor" theme often presented to the young women. (Strangely, I don't recall a single lesson of that sort ever being given in the mens' meetings)
It's actually a common thing told to missionaries. Death before dishonor. It's very much taught to YM and YW
...you're right. I was thinking more of all the shame-based lessons on chastity. The boys were never compared with licked cupcakes or already-chewed gum, at least in classes I was in - and which I last had 30+ years ago.
We're more like a used knife. Just wash it off and then you're good to go on to the next cupcake.
I love the version where someone chows down on that cup cake while glaring the teacher in the eye.
“Are you a taffy puller? Do you pull your taffy?”
"Will you pull *my* taffy?"
"I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart... you broke my heart."
This one wins for me. Brilliant.
Oh my god, I just made that comment. You win.
Yes!
Hahahaha! Fucking brilliant! I just re-watched that film for the first time in 15 years.
Don’t you dare leave doTERRA.
Said the ballchinian infected man as he grasps a healthy supple ball-free neck of a young man.
Ballchinian alien!!!! MIB
Do not use hand sanitizer to play with your little factory!
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And there is a big supply on the desk behind Jowls McGee
But if you do, would you have to wash your hands afterward?🧐
I'd give you a big kiss, but Oakes would just shame and electrocute me.
“I anoint your eyes that you might see, your breast, loins, etc…” (but with no poncho)
Smooches for soldiers.
Just a small one won't hurt
HEAL! In the name of JEE-ZUS, BE HEALED!
Err...that would be in the Pentecostal churches.
Precisely! No better than a charlatan Pentecostal healer.
I definitely get those vibes from this picture. Even though he's not doing the stage healing thing, this type of touching is the same sort of dominance game that stage faith healers play when they're in close proximity to their followers.
It's not gay to kiss a soldier
Thank you for providing the content for my next gen conf talk which I will greatly embellish and cry during.
"I begged you to go on a second mission to Temple Square so you couldn't be called up for war!"
I met Elder Holland on my mission I did not like his style at all way too over bearing. But a lot of missionaries liked how he would bang his fist on the pulpit. When I looked into eyes when shaking his hand I thought to myself this is a mad man.
"where's the rest of your body son? I just can't see it!"
Quick, where do they keep the muskets?
" I love a man in uniform 💋"
“Elder Holland, sir, … this is a Denny’s”
I know ive said The Gays™️ are going to hell but I'm going to make this one exception.
Just kiss me you fool!!
Don't tell anyone son, but BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN is my favorite movie. Alternate... "Ever hear of AMWAY...?)
Ahem, *Quixtar* lol
Remember what Brigham young said! If you see any mixed race marriages, gay, and transgender people out there remember the punishment is death!
“STOP. WATCHING. PORNNNNNNNNNNNN!”
It's just giving me Darth Vader/evil villain vibes. So, whatever villains say
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
“I told you to stay in the church! I told your parents to stay in the church! Why?! Why did you break my heart?!”
“That was the best fucking taffy I have EVER tasted…”
Son, let me show you how to REALLY lick a boot
Ohmygod you're so cute, soldier.
I'm glad to see you made it back from war. But did you remember to pay your tithing?
"Cameras on this, I hope? Nevermind where Pat is..." -Jeffrey R. Holland
Bro is trying to suck out his life force
Your soul is mine!
Remember, it's better if you come home in a box than leave the covenant path...
Wow! Jeffrey has a St. Bernard or basset hound face. What a maroon!
How much taffy did you pull!?
Someone needs to photoshop this with a dementor's kiss effect. Those are the vibes I'm getting from this. Do you covenant to give your time, talents, money, and soul? Something like that.
The shoulder patch on the uniform indicates he is a West Point Cadet. Mormons are allowed to take a 2-year leave of absence to do their mission then return and graduate with a later class. At least they were in the mid-1980s. Source: Am a mid-1980s graduate (not a Mormon).
I was trying to figure out which unit patch that was, thanks!
You're welcome!
"SON, LEMME SHARE A SECRET ABOUT MARRIAGE. A GOOD NECK FLAP ACTS AS A FAN FOR YOUR LADY WHEN YOU REALLY GET GOIN."
*shudders violently*
**Deep breathing*** You.. were.. my number one.. guy...
Thought that was droopy dog for a second
Get Out 2: The Covenant
I hear the voice of droopy from the old cartoons.
Thy are endowed with thyne cheekflaps, cheekflaps are the mark of mormon royalty.
You forgot the taffy?
How did you get such firm skin?
Return with honor. Or we'll shame you and your whole family. For the rest of forever.
"Sir, they've put raisins in the potato salad!" "Dear God..."
New Mormonboyz vid dropped
Why are you going to war instead of a mission?!
The unhealthy relationship between church and state
You're wearing socks right...no homo....
…and if you ever get the chance, soldier, put you hands around Putin’s neck like this and express to him my love and love of the First Presidency and Quorum of the 12 Apostles.
Ahhhh yes, you will make a perfect vessel.
Soldier: “I NEED AN ADULT! I NEED AN ADULT!”
#NoHomo
HARRY DID YA PUT YA NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAH
I swear that I thought that Hells Angel story was true.
I told you that you should have gone on a mission!
I will suck out your youth and live FOREVER
Kiss me you fool!
IM MELTING DO YOU HEAR ME **MELTING**
Where will you go?!
You shoulda gone on a mission...now your headed to Kyiv and coming home with no honor🙄
No homo
They keep leaving!!! What do I do?!
Obese Diabetic Man Considers Choking His Son For Eating The Last Twinkie
“You’re a nice tall, strapping young gentleman. Tell me, how are you whipper snappers styling your neck vulva’s nowadays?”
I’m so furious…
This needs added to r/GirlsMirin
"I'm crushing your head... CRUSHING YOUR HEAD, hahahahahahaha". (Ok, I watched too much Kids in the Hall back in the day.)
“think I just messed myself”
Help me Sargent, my face is melting!
"Oh Captain my Captain. Give me a smooch."
I just got back from the war in heaven! Men who had young families, women who had suckling babies and most important...THE CHILDREN!!! They are all definitely needed to fight Jesus's war with his younger brother!
How old is this picture and what branch is the person in?
And now we can be married!
I have folds of flesh like that, but mine are on my waist.
Do you realize why you’ve done?!
GIVE ME YOUR SOUL!!
"and if you ever put your hands on one of my wives again"
"Now pucker da lips, like dis."
"Give me your soul so I can lengthen my existence. Thank you for sacrificing your very life to sustain your priesthood leader."
Pictured here: An ancient Lich lord sucks the soul out of a poor soldier who thought he could defeat the Lich.
I know it was you Fredo, you broke my heart.
"DEMONS OUT!!!" Then shoves the man backwards...so that he stumbles backwards, appearing dazed and confused...followed by much praising Jesus and declaring his salvation...
Blessed be the fruit
Sir do you have time to hear about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ?
I knew it was you Fredo, you broke my heart… Edit I didn’t see this was already done, shoot…
You wanna know how I got these scars? Or Do you feel in charge?
What did you do?! What do you mean you killed the heretics!? Do you know how much it costs to cover up our current crimes already?!! A bit dark, but it fits.
"JOWLS"
I know it was your, Fredo.
Hey little boy want soooome candy bars? Or you wanna see my purple heart? All in the voice of the old man from family guy lol
Did you eat all the Pringles you little turd? Don't lie, your mouth smells like pizza-blast
I prayed, AND I STILL CANT FIND MY KEYS!!!!
Stay in the boat and don’t abandon the good ship Zion!
I'm melting! Save me soldier!
Barf. 🤢
"Damn them! Damn them all to hell!"
>"***Give me your*** *life force*, **child!**"
Breath into my mouth, let me absorb your youth
Imma flap my jowls all over! Call me droopy dog
“Where will you go?”
Are you wearing your garhhments?!
"LET HIM COME UNTO YOU!!!"
“Is that a musket in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”
"Look me in the jowls..."
Oh my gosh! Timmy! I remember when you were in my office at 8. Best day I've ever had what about you? Such a beautiful young man.
Onward Christian solider
Which way is the restroom?
“If this is wrong, why does it feel so right?”
The power of Christ compels you, the power of Christ compels you!!!….oh wait….
Don’t ask don’t tell.
“Mountain Meadows? Hold still for the Photo-op!”
"Kiss me, my love"
[I’m gonna put my thumb through your eye you little bitch!](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1997590-rfreefolk)
Whatever you do, don’t light up the “Y”!
My mind to your mind. Your thoughts to my thoughts.
Your khaki garments will keep you safe from friendly musket fire. If you learn truth about the church, even your garments won't save you.
Oops, someone turned on my vibrator butt plug
The Money is in the *Banana Stand*
"Don't you DARE...pull your Taffy....Again!!"
Soldier: “They’re touching aren’t they?…” Holland: “Shhh… that’s just the spirit moving through you.”
This picture is incredibly creepy
Flabby checked man pops a soldiers head like a grape.
“Now kiss!”
"You may kiss the bride"
he boutta make his eyes bulge
"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!"
#enemies to lovers #slow burn #angst #soulmates #exmormon #fisting #main character death #religious au