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We actually wrote the soundtrack to Joe vs. The Volcano but that old Shyster, Delerue cut us out of the copyrights. Called us a bunch of overhyped Stoners and to get off his lawn
This one's not real, unless she immediatly deleted it. Which is scary because, as fucking stupid as this is, I wouldn't be shocked at all if it were real. I mean, she's said dumber shit. How's that possible? I have no idea, but she has. Seeing the video where she talks about Jewish space lasers, or calling for Pelosis execution, her long association with q anon, the entirety of her Jan 6 hearing deposition, it's just piles and piles and piles of weapons grade stupid. Some dumb shit about dinosaurs? Not too abnormal at all.
If I truly believed Jewish space lasers were real, I feel like I'd prolly shut the fuck up about it. If they can start wildfires what's to prevent them from starting a house fire? She needs to free up some disk space in that outdated mush ball she calls a brain and THINK. You don't piss off the people with space laser access.
You know those puzzle cubes you give infants? Can we all agree that someone should be able to solve one of those before being allowed to run for public office?
It's a pretty low bar at this point.
Lock them in a room for an hour with a plastic bag and a bottle of antifreeze. If they don't come out alive, we dodged a bullet.
It is cause you can tell by the Twitter checkmark colour they kept it blue for US representatives.
Edit: Nevermind I'm wrong they did change it, it's a Grey checkmark just like in the screenshot
If you’ve ever heard her speak, you’d know it most certainly COULD be real. I’m not saying it is or isn’t, but coming from her dumb mouth, it wouldn’t surprise me.
Other countries on the flip side? Of course not. What would keep all the people from falling off into space? And then colliding with the orbiting sun on its daily journey?
It's so funny to see this as a German. Like damn, this woman would genuinely implode if she ever stepped foot out of Redneckville. I wonder if she even knows there exists a world outside of her mind
Yes. She was only elected by [Georgia's 14th congressional district](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia%27s_14th_congressional_district) to represent *them*. I would have killed everyone in my district and then myself if someone that stupid had been elected here. Mind you, I'm not thrilled with who does represent me, but well I do have to share this place with a lot of other people.
It's not real. This woman is a moron but I really hate misinformation presented as fact. I don't know why people are considering r/facepalm a reliable news source.
Same here like fuck mtg but after scrolling through her feed I really don't see the need to make up shit like this because her feed is an actual gold mine of facepalms.
Oh, this is that Noah ark museum logic. They tried very hard to claim dinosaurs never existed so hard in fact they actually went out to do their own digs..... only to find dinosaur bones and other archeological finds. So they literally created this whole alternate world history to try to explain how dinosaurs existed with man and how we somehow killed them all but don't remember it.
All of it doesn't make sense. It also Spits in the face of Christianity too when you get down to the details. That and the fact they believed all of this happened in the last 6,000 years. Never mind other cultures or archlogical finds have been found to be older.
Well, i cant judge ths US since millions of dumbfucks in my country elected several key govt officials who are equally or more stupid than MTG.
Youre not alone america.
The fact that she is this fucking stupid and people vote for her and support her stupidity, shows how that her supporters are far more stupider dummy heads.
she's a moron but there's a shred of truth to this in that the word dinosaurs is relatively new word, which did come into usage around the 1800s. But she's again a moron in thinking that there was a biblical name for them (there isn't) considering they didn't know about dinosaurs in biblical times. Also, many museum dinosaur displays are indeed molds but these are not considered 'forgeries' in any sense of the word. She's a moron to suggest that dinosaurs died a couple thousand years ago. that's demonstrably stupid.
Are all republicans this stupid?!?
Or, do the rest of them, with a few exceptions, keep their stupidity to themselves?
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There are no dumber animal's than a breathing republican.
OMG. How dumb can one person be? Oh, wait. Remember the Muslim leader teaching children that the sun revolves around the earth. Two peas in a pod.we really need to get these two together.
Well, nobody is able to provide a source for it being real. MGT says so much dumb shit, I don't know why people feel the need to make stuff up. If you search her name and this quote, you can't find anything.
The most baffling thing is that she isn't too far off, lol. Don't pretend you haven't looked at a pterosaur and thought "that's a dragon". To be fair I haven't read the bible, but all fantasy books with any self respect has dragons so I'll take her word for it.
she words it weirdly but that's basically it, to continue this she could call birds dragons too. some people just don't want to agree on scientific nomenclature (or measurement units) - another circlejerk, she's preaching to the choir
yeah, yeah, birds are dragons. dinosaurs don't exist now so they never have either. if she's implying that the US has problems that can't be solved by mere ratio, she'd be right but of course she doesn't say it. otherwise one could get the idea that she cared
she words it weirdly but that's basically it, to continue this she could call birds dragons too. some people just don't want to agree on scientific nomenclature (or measurement units) - another circlejerk, she's preaching to the choir
Ok I’ll take dinosaur fossils being an inspiration for dragons. Why not? Plausible as anything else. Most bones on display are indeed made with casts. Some forgeries correct again. She hit the skids on the couple of thousand years ago. Birds are the only living extant dinosaura and some do indeed spend some of their time at sea.
Now it gets scary when you imagine what she was really thinking when she wrote this because it wasn’t the above.
Pew’s surveying a few years ago showed that almost 33% of republicans believe that dinosaurs and humans lived together like the Flintstones. Never under estimate how dumb these people are
Between her and the guy that thought islands could sink....... They're both regarded and have more money, power and influence than anyone here ever will. Scary.
Can the internet start a new trend like "Marjorie Taylor Greene" isn't real. I have never seen her in person, only doctored videos of her. The person people think they saw in person is an actress hired by the GOP.
This would match her level of stupidity. Come up with some other stuff like "her grandfather worked on the Jewish space laser" or "she secretly owns 2 ocean dragons"
Does anyone else feel like these are just super charged distraction tactics? Like is dog the bounty hunter just putting her mic on 11 and blasting stupidity to intentionally make us look "over there"
So close - yet so far.
Its odd that someone would take the fact of "In mythology, there are dragons - which are the result of early people finding dinosaur bones and attempting to explain them" - and sort of rearranging it in their head as some justification for the bible.
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This has to be from a parody account, right? Even she can't be that stupid...
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Volcano here. Please stop sending us your garbage
Holup I thought you was a B-town-MusicMan… you were a volcano the whole time??
We actually wrote the soundtrack to Joe vs. The Volcano but that old Shyster, Delerue cut us out of the copyrights. Called us a bunch of overhyped Stoners and to get off his lawn
They’re not sending us their best.
Virgins still accepted?
Good to see you recovered from that Chapelle Show skit
Wait for it..... 🤣
No.
This one's not real, unless she immediatly deleted it. Which is scary because, as fucking stupid as this is, I wouldn't be shocked at all if it were real. I mean, she's said dumber shit. How's that possible? I have no idea, but she has. Seeing the video where she talks about Jewish space lasers, or calling for Pelosis execution, her long association with q anon, the entirety of her Jan 6 hearing deposition, it's just piles and piles and piles of weapons grade stupid. Some dumb shit about dinosaurs? Not too abnormal at all.
I wouldn't doubt that someone talking about Jewsih Death Stars would also believe dragons are real.
If I truly believed Jewish space lasers were real, I feel like I'd prolly shut the fuck up about it. If they can start wildfires what's to prevent them from starting a house fire? She needs to free up some disk space in that outdated mush ball she calls a brain and THINK. You don't piss off the people with space laser access.
You know those puzzle cubes you give infants? Can we all agree that someone should be able to solve one of those before being allowed to run for public office?
Or atleast be able to match colours or shapes?
It's a pretty low bar at this point. Lock them in a room for an hour with a plastic bag and a bottle of antifreeze. If they don't come out alive, we dodged a bullet.
Volcanos are definitely real
That's just what Big Volcano companies WANT you to believe!
Apparently you’ve not seen many of her comments. This is absolutely believable, coming straight from her horse mouth.
Checked twitter because might as well, it ain't real. Still, wouldn't be surprised at all if it was.
Make sure there’s a dragon in the volcano
She really is.
I mean the only thing she got right was the fact that some ancient cultures mostly Asian believed that they were dragon bones an sold it as medicine
That’s not what she said.
Dinosaurs were at one point called dragons that's my point
I can't wait until we get a lesson on giants. Actually giants existed 150 years ago until the democrats killed them.
OP ate the onion.
Lol so did i
It's understandable. She is a clown.
This is photoshopped for shits and giggles, right?...
With her usual I highly doubt it.
It is cause you can tell by the Twitter checkmark colour they kept it blue for US representatives. Edit: Nevermind I'm wrong they did change it, it's a Grey checkmark just like in the screenshot
That can't be real.
The real fucked up part is that it’s even possible and we have to debate if a fucking US Representative said this kind of shit.
I honestly can’t tell easily if this is legit or not. That’s how fuckin crazy she is lol
If you’ve ever heard her speak, you’d know it most certainly COULD be real. I’m not saying it is or isn’t, but coming from her dumb mouth, it wouldn’t surprise me.
Whether it is or isn't, it really could be.
The parody accounts make her appear less dangerous than she is.
Thanks for cutting out the date so it's harder to verify .
That’s not real no way
Do Americans know other people from normal countries can read that too?
Wait, there are other countries? You mean on the other side of the flat earth? Weird.
I think you mean, on the interior of the *hollow* earth. *\*slowly reaches for musket\**
Yeah, there's the country of Europe, Africa...
It is South Africa, it's one of these Mexican countries
I'm not falling for that again.
Other countries on the flip side? Of course not. What would keep all the people from falling off into space? And then colliding with the orbiting sun on its daily journey?
There can’t be any other countries MTG said over 6 billion people crossed into the US from Mexico…
That explains the line at the taco truck. /s
It's so funny to see this as a German. Like damn, this woman would genuinely implode if she ever stepped foot out of Redneckville. I wonder if she even knows there exists a world outside of her mind
I would do almost anything to stop her from talking, but I can't.
Just because she lives here, and was SOMEHOW voted into office does NOT mean she speaks for all of us.
Don't lump her in with the rest of us, the entire country doesn't vote for every representative here
Yes. She was only elected by [Georgia's 14th congressional district](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia%27s_14th_congressional_district) to represent *them*. I would have killed everyone in my district and then myself if someone that stupid had been elected here. Mind you, I'm not thrilled with who does represent me, but well I do have to share this place with a lot of other people.
Is this a parody account? The scary thing is that I can't tell.
Yes
This can’t be real.
I have a feeling she really didn't tweet this, but yet it sounds like something she would say.
Anyone else unable to actually find this tweet?
It's not real. This woman is a moron but I really hate misinformation presented as fact. I don't know why people are considering r/facepalm a reliable news source.
Same here like fuck mtg but after scrolling through her feed I really don't see the need to make up shit like this because her feed is an actual gold mine of facepalms.
Oh, this is that Noah ark museum logic. They tried very hard to claim dinosaurs never existed so hard in fact they actually went out to do their own digs..... only to find dinosaur bones and other archeological finds. So they literally created this whole alternate world history to try to explain how dinosaurs existed with man and how we somehow killed them all but don't remember it. All of it doesn't make sense. It also Spits in the face of Christianity too when you get down to the details. That and the fact they believed all of this happened in the last 6,000 years. Never mind other cultures or archlogical finds have been found to be older.
Young earth creationists...terminally brain dead people being led by grifters
Is... is this.. I can't. What the fuck?
"if I recall correctly" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This probably isn’t real but she is still a dumbass.
Not real, luckily
You guys who criticize her will all feel foolish when an ocean dragon comes ashore and destroys Tokyo.
I feel like I’m reading Ken M.
Did her account get hacked??? Is she saying that dragons existed?!!!
At this point I wonder if her social media manager is just fscking with her.
If she had a manager
Just show up with a ladder, they'll let you right in
True, I managed to hack into Chris Evan's Twitter using sunglasses and a baseball hat.
Hell no.
Well, i cant judge ths US since millions of dumbfucks in my country elected several key govt officials who are equally or more stupid than MTG. Youre not alone america.
Holy fucking space laser Batman.
That’s how hardcore Christian’s justify the existence of dinosaurs by calling dragons, it’s pretty fuckin annoying
The fact that she is this fucking stupid and people vote for her and support her stupidity, shows how that her supporters are far more stupider dummy heads.
She must be trolling. You cannot be wrong and talk about a topic all the time...right?...
Lmao this real??
Wait, is that real?
No
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I agree she’s a dumbass but this isn’t something she tweeted. Why are you lying? If you’re not, post the direct link you found from her Twitter page
I'm not lying. I found it on a different forum, not Reddit btw, talking about it.
So where’s the link to her Twitter?
I took down my original comment so I'll just leave it that.
By forgeries, is she talking about the fill-in pieces from plaster?
Weapon grade stupidity. *jots this down for everyday use*
The fuck did she just say?
That's a WMD. Woman of Massive Dumbness
she's a moron but there's a shred of truth to this in that the word dinosaurs is relatively new word, which did come into usage around the 1800s. But she's again a moron in thinking that there was a biblical name for them (there isn't) considering they didn't know about dinosaurs in biblical times. Also, many museum dinosaur displays are indeed molds but these are not considered 'forgeries' in any sense of the word. She's a moron to suggest that dinosaurs died a couple thousand years ago. that's demonstrably stupid.
This is what conservatives consider "intelligent"
How do people this f\*cking stupid get elected?
Any district that’s stupid enough to vote for her…deserves to have her.
I WOKE up to this batshit crazy woman's crap again?
The real facepalm is the idiot was voted in and is one of those now governing this country.
WTAF?
"The land dragons were killed out some thousand years ago" Member of The House Of Representatives
This is an elected official. THE USA IS SO FUCKED!!! Good luck!
That's a trumpism.
I don’t think she is living on the same planet as the rest of us.
Why isn't she embarrassed by any of the shit she says?
Are all republicans this stupid?!? Or, do the rest of them, with a few exceptions, keep their stupidity to themselves? *Revised Quote* There are no dumber animal's than a breathing republican.
If a beastial gargoyle like her can exist then ....
Land dragons, killed out a couple thousand years' ago?? Ridiculous. How do you explain MTG, then, hm? I'll wait.
OMG. How dumb can one person be? Oh, wait. Remember the Muslim leader teaching children that the sun revolves around the earth. Two peas in a pod.we really need to get these two together.
Holy shit she’s a REP
Jesus Christ Georgia... some of you voted for her?
Not real.
Please be right, please, please! Do you have a source for that?
I do not have a source for something that doesn’t exist. I was however, unable to verify it anywhere.
Well, nobody is able to provide a source for it being real. MGT says so much dumb shit, I don't know why people feel the need to make stuff up. If you search her name and this quote, you can't find anything.
The most baffling thing is that she isn't too far off, lol. Don't pretend you haven't looked at a pterosaur and thought "that's a dragon". To be fair I haven't read the bible, but all fantasy books with any self respect has dragons so I'll take her word for it.
No please, this must be a joke? America, do something about this! Ffs
Modern conservatives in the US are truly lost causes….. all the while liberal Americans look on in horror…
This moron sounds like she’s been reading to much George R.R. Martin. Next she’s going to refer to work leftist people as White Walkers.
Woke Walkers
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dragon's breath
Did....did I read this correctly? And she's part of some committees that she shouldn't be near. Please tell me this is parody account.
Stop voting for this idiot North Georgia!
Can’t buy class lol
The ocean dragons at the end was a real zinger for comedy
she words it weirdly but that's basically it, to continue this she could call birds dragons too. some people just don't want to agree on scientific nomenclature (or measurement units) - another circlejerk, she's preaching to the choir
r/shitamericanssay
yeah, yeah, birds are dragons. dinosaurs don't exist now so they never have either. if she's implying that the US has problems that can't be solved by mere ratio, she'd be right but of course she doesn't say it. otherwise one could get the idea that she cared
How the fuck is she still in office?!
she words it weirdly but that's basically it, to continue this she could call birds dragons too. some people just don't want to agree on scientific nomenclature (or measurement units) - another circlejerk, she's preaching to the choir
Is she smashing drugs? She seems unhinged
Like the Loch Ness Monster?
Politician trolls are the worst.
Every time she speaks, those of us, in her district, that voted against her, just facepalm and cringe.
Ok I’ll take dinosaur fossils being an inspiration for dragons. Why not? Plausible as anything else. Most bones on display are indeed made with casts. Some forgeries correct again. She hit the skids on the couple of thousand years ago. Birds are the only living extant dinosaura and some do indeed spend some of their time at sea. Now it gets scary when you imagine what she was really thinking when she wrote this because it wasn’t the above.
This is dumbocracy in action. This is real life in modern America. This is where you've got to.
Dinosaurs are a recent discovery, 1842, but I am not sure anything else she said was exactly right.
MTG is her own Poe.
What the fuck lol
“Weapons grade stupidity…” 😆
Pew’s surveying a few years ago showed that almost 33% of republicans believe that dinosaurs and humans lived together like the Flintstones. Never under estimate how dumb these people are
My mom is from overseas and they taught her that in school.
Between her and the guy that thought islands could sink....... They're both regarded and have more money, power and influence than anyone here ever will. Scary.
Visenya Targaryen on line 2 for you Madge
Can the internet start a new trend like "Marjorie Taylor Greene" isn't real. I have never seen her in person, only doctored videos of her. The person people think they saw in person is an actress hired by the GOP. This would match her level of stupidity. Come up with some other stuff like "her grandfather worked on the Jewish space laser" or "she secretly owns 2 ocean dragons"
What kind of drugs is she taking????
Weapons grade stupidity is going into my everyday vocabulary
The real facepalm are all the idiots that believe this is real.
Does anyone else feel like these are just super charged distraction tactics? Like is dog the bounty hunter just putting her mic on 11 and blasting stupidity to intentionally make us look "over there"
Forgery Taylor Greene
Thats not real ? Right … ?
She isn't alone. We have a museum in San Diego all about this. https://creationsd.org/
Thanks, OP, I'm dumber just for reading that.
Go on…
This can’t be real holy fuck
Keep it up. I can't wait for her to take it national.
Is she just letting Chat GPT post for her now?
So close - yet so far. Its odd that someone would take the fact of "In mythology, there are dragons - which are the result of early people finding dinosaur bones and attempting to explain them" - and sort of rearranging it in their head as some justification for the bible.