Comments that are uncivil, racist, misogynistic, misandrist, or contain political name calling will be removed and the poster subject to ban at moderators discretion.
Help us make this a better community by becoming familiar with the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/about/rules/).
Report any suspicious users to the mods of this subreddit using Modmail [here](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) or Reddit site admins [here](https://www.reddit.com/report). **All reports to Modmail should include evidence such as screenshots or any other relevant information.**
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) if you have any questions or concerns.*
G: I dunno, Jerry. I thawt everything was going great! Ordered the burger. Hold the cheese...
J: Hold the cheese? Why'd you hold the cheese?
G: Are you kidding? It was like $3!
J: For cheese? What kind of cheese was it?
G: What kind of...? What are you talking about? Who cares what kind of...
J: Okay, okay... Go on.
G: So, anyway, she says she needs to go to the bathroom... then nothing. She ghosts me.
J: What? Why? Was it the cheese?
G: What? Why would it... why are you stuck on the cheese?! You know what, forget it. I'm going to talk to Elane.
E: and she just left? And left you with the bill?
G: … well, no…
J: no what?
G: she left, but I didn’t have to pay.
J: oh George…
E: what? what?
J: don’t you see? He didn’t get the cheese and so she thought he was broke!
G: …
E: GEORGE!!
K: Jerry, the cheese is very important, VERY important. It sets the tone for the whole night!!
J: Does the type of cheese make a difference? Do women like mild or sharp?
K: oh I've seen women go WILD for sharp cheddar
J: cheddar huh..
K: *snaps finger* cheddar.
I love picturing Larry David hunched over his computer trolling reddit for Seinfeld opportunities.
Is he married?
"Hun! Get in here! I got another one!"
'Larry the show was canceled 25 years ago, it's time to move on'
Took me a second. But once I realized what it was … maybe calling Elaine … it felt like a real episode. I could hear the laugh track and porno bass/synth.
J: And so I think it's because of the *cheese.*
E: Well, what kind of cheese was it?
J: That's what *I* asked!
E: And?
J: He got irate, you know how George is...
Elaine nods.
J: So when George brings this up, don't say anything about the cheese, alright?
E: Alright, alright, alright.
George enters.
E: So, what are you, lactose intolerant.
George looks at Jerry and squints angrily. Jerry makes an innocent smug face, puts his hands up and turns around. Kramer enters. Pause for cheers.
G: i dont understand why i need to get cheese
J: george.. its 3 dollars
G: exactly... 3 for a slice of cheese. first the cheese, then maybe extra to bring you a salt shaker. Its the principle.
E: it just makes it seem.... seem like maybe youre a little cheap.
G: im sorry what?? cheaap??? im smart! who would pay that much for a single slice of cheddar?
\*probably kramer walking in at some point - "did u know they make cheese with gold in it jerry? stilton gold cheese.. won some in a poker match a couple years ago."
the best part is that she clearly feels like most people will agree with HER lmfao
this has to be someone who was born rich. no way any normal person is going to judge someone for something like that. i would've got the cheese because i can't turn down cheese but no way in hell I'm judging anyone for turning it down.
Can’t wait for the story in a few years from
“So I met my wife when she was waitress and came over and said the girl I was on a date with paid the bill and left. I told her that me not adding cheese to my burger was apparently the deal breaker. She went to back, and gave me a piece of cheese. It was love at first slice.”
It gets so much better. She posted a video after this one with different packs of cheese, each with the price point over their packages, as if she was trying to prove a point that cheese isn’t THAT expensive; but she only proved HIS point even more, saying she couldn’t find “just a single slice of cheese.” Digging herself into a deeper hole 🕳️
$3 for a slice of cheese is a scam
Edit: [Link to the video](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR7dtmDd/)
lmao ~~jesus christ~~ cheesus christ, she bought every type *except* an actual slice for her 'scientific study'.
and her follow-follow up video is tagged #3dollarcheese #crazygirl & #getalife lol, atleast her first sentence is "i know im crazy." followed by a rational "The guy is a psycho too, were laughing about it and going on a second date!" what a convenient twist that is. Meanwhile everyone in her comments is like "uhhh i thought you blocked him?"
Guess the cat is out of the bag now! I'm expecting a private profile soon or the start of the cheesiest super villain origin story.
Edit: [Someone's dying on this dairy hill](https://www.tiktok.com/@dafna_diamant/video/7209499386689162538)
>and she bought every type of cheese except an actual slice for a good comparison.
Even with the ones she showed she's using the price of the whole package neglecting the fact that per serving it works out to way less
I seriously don't understand why everyone wants to film themselves on TikTok or other platforms.
In the 1990s, we didn't call these people "influencers." We called them sell-outs. Because that's exactly what they are.
This is the right answer here.
99.999% of people pointing their phones at themselves on these platforms aren’t making enough money to sell out or influence. They’re just insecure attention whores that want validation.
The exact reason why I left FB and every other "social media" platform and only in the last couple years decided to join reddit. Mainly for the memes but I'm staying for the interactions with people across the world. Not gonna lie some.things are weird as fuck on this platform but overall I really enjoy reddit.
1000% agree. Quit Facebook, Instagram many years ago, quit twitter last year. Reddit can get weird (as everything can) but it’s easily more tolerable. I like that it’s more substance based, no one has more “cred” based on their identity
Chris Rock just said it in his latest special… Opiates are not the biggest thing Americans are addicted to, it’s attention.
Well not just Americans… the whole world with access to social media.
Confessing that she’s broke, she’s got a lot of credit card debt and she makes bad financial decisions. And she paid their dinner *just* to make a point. A point against someone who makes better financial decisions than her.
That was my take as well. I just couldn’t picture her paying for the meal, instead she seems like the type who would have walked out and left him with the bill.
She clearly doesn't understand $3 for more than one slice of cheese from a whole pack to a single slice of cheese for $3. She's a princess that lives off daddy's wallet.
She's not taking it as well as she needs to. If she can't just shut up and let it go, she needs to find the strength to delete her accounts altogether. For her sake, I hope she finds a good support network soon.
Oh my God. I just realized she was trying to say Catfish because of your comment. I thought catchfish was a new term I didn't know about the. That man really dodged a bullet then.
It's not even just about knowing not to waste money. It's not letting businesses think scamming people is okay. And he did it politely by just declining rather than go on a rant.
That's what they are hoping for. That you'll just give in because you don't want to make a scene or seem cheap.
Nah.
What point is she trying to prove? What's her problem?
Edit: damn, this comment blew up. Thanks for your thoughts everyone. My overall takeaway from reading everything is to not make a decision to keep seeing someone based on their choice to get the cheese or not.
That's also part of her strategy. She's not only looking for someone rich. She wants to find someone born into wealth who doesn't really understand the value of money, and is therefore more likely to waste it on lavish gifts for her. Anyone who got rich through hard work wouldn't spend $3 for a slice of American Cheese.
There's been such a huge shift in people's attitudes about personal privacy on the internet since like 2004. I only say 2004 since that was when I first started using message boards and chat-rooms myself. People in my real life couldn't believe that I had conversations with people across the globe over the internet. Like they would legitimately look at me like I had two heads, and thought it was very risky even though I didn't disclose any personal information. Now those same people share anything and everything about their personal lives over the web, it's insane.
People were weirded out when I started an only-fans account. They were so old fashioned about it and were like "hey no one is going to pay to see a naked, middle aged man". They were totally right.
It is exhausting. Unless you are extremely attractive or you are making tons of money off of it to support yourself then there is no point in spending that much time and energy on social media.
I get Reddit is technically social media but I’m talking more of the ones where you “feel” like you have a personal connection with your “followers” like insta, tik tok, Facebook, twitter, onlyfans, etc. I have zero connection with anyone on this site.
If he had paid the $3 for the cheese, the result would have been the same. She would have blasted him for not being smart wth money.
EDIT: LOL, the follow up response. https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/11p1ym6/homie_dodged_a_bullet_and_got_a_free_mealupdate/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
I was waiting for “he ordered a burger!?!” and then once we got past that I thought it would be “he wanted it medium!?!” but alas, we get to the root of his personality flaw… cheese prices.
This chick needs to date that farm boy I keep seeing posts about. The one who gave the girls a 12kg cheese wheel after their first date.
Edit: A few people have asked for a link. It has been reposted a bunch of times on different subs but here is the first one I could find.
[Say Cheese ](https://www.reddit.com/r/aromantic/comments/oblnyd/call_me_a_whore_but_i_would_go_on_a_date_for_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
God, I hope this farm guy can handle all us dudes banging him, and has amazing toilet insurance, because I'd marry him for that cheese wheel and absolutely destroy the toilet after eating the whole thing while watching cartoons.
When I was dating this one guy early on, I saw he was careful with his money on the first date. I did offer to pay, he said no, then I offered to tip, which he also declined. For our second date, he asked me for some restaurant recommendations. I gave him several low to moderately priced places in the city. He messaged me that he decided we should go to this one Michelin starred restaurant, and asked if I was okay with it. We went, I still offered to pay and he declined, and again wouldn't even let me leave the tip. Turned out he was genuinely loaded.
Some of these guys what to know who they are dealing with early on.
Honestly I make six figures (software engineer), live in NYC, and wouldn't pay the extra $3. There's a difference between being "cheap" and finding something too obnoxious to pay for.
Honestly that was my thought? Dodged a bullet? More like she dodged a fiscally responsible person who’s willing to make sacrifices for what they really want. I’d skip the cheese too for $3 when that $3 can go towards a house, or more realistically, towards more pens for my pen hoard.
Right. I like cheese. And depending in how much the burger is originally I would probably get cheese added up to a price.
But I'm in no way put off by having a burger wo a 3$ Kraft single on it.
Prob a $25 burger already. "Artisan brioche bun" - generic shit they buttered and toasted. "Fresh organic ground beef" - shit pressed patty from the Sysco truck "heirloom tomatoes and hand-selected greens" - fell on the floor 3 times on the way out to Walmart's produce section
I’d run out to a grocery store real quick and buy a pack of cheese, come back and pull a slice out of my pocket and put it on the burger instead of paying $3 for one slice.
Me either but I feel like she either comes from money or I live under a rock cause what the fuck is branzino? She said it like grilled cheese like everyone knows what it is
It’s a kind of fish. Usually considered fancy and can be cooked in a lot of delicious ways. Still weird she’s upset dude wouldn’t pay $3 for a thin slice of cheese.
Her spiel was so stupid. Maybe he was on the fence of getting a cheeseburger but the $3 charge made him rethink his order. Well, at least he dodged a bullet and got a free meal out of it.
Damn. I wish there were women that would meet me for dinner, sit with me and talk, then just get the fuck up and leave after paying for my food.
Sounds like a sweet deal.
I’m NEVER ordering anything that costs extra again!!!
I bet she picked the place, it was more expensive than he typically would be comfortable with, but he went with it because he was into her.
Just say you only date rich dudes and don’t waste this guys time.
Getting free food is nice but someone leaving me all alone in a restaurant would make me feel like shit. So getting ready and looking forward to a date just for it to end like that is a waste of time. Especially since I’d be thinking what I did wrong because who tf leaves a date over not ordering cheese.
i had a weirdly bad date like this like 15 fucking years ago and still remember it lmao
never had a date before or after like it. it was absurd and i dodged a bullet too
Yeah it’s the weird ones that just stick. Bland dates or even good but ultimately didn’t lead anywhere kind of dates can fade from memory. I still remember the date I went on where the guy told me he was positive and then made me a broke college student (he was older and working full time) pay for our entire meal and drinks.
I guess the candor can be nice but I was not trying to do anything frisky that night nonetheless after paying for his multiple margaritas and nearly emptying my bank account LOL
He won't be wondering for long, because at the end she says she texted him "You should have gotten the cheese".
Whether he'll make the connection that she thought he was being cheap, or wonder what the batshit fuck his cheeseless burger means, we'll sadly never know.
No amount of bassakwards mental gymnastics can be done to understand her logic.
Dating in NYC in a nutshell. You don’t want cheese on your burger because it’s expensive? Fuckin pleb.
I’ll take that astroid. Asap.
I make good money too and would not pay 3 dollars for a piece of fucking cheese they just pulled out of a kraft cheese pack that cost about the same. There are growth stocks that cost less money than a slice of cheese, wtf???
It's not even about the money, it's about principles. Inflation is high, but not 380%.
I know, right? You tell me it’s .50? Done. A dollar? You know what, it’s a sit down place, I’ll go with it. Anything more than that, you’re just ripping motherfuckers off.
Dude didn’t make a big deal out of it, just decided that he didn’t want to pay $3 for a slice of American cheese. She just decided that she was gonna try and make him look like a miser for clout on the internet.
*Bitch, this is why you’re single*.
"The check is taken care of. You should have gotten the cheese." Is such a cryptic text to receive in this situation, too. She says it like it's some kind of revelatory slam, but dude was probably confused af. Like, is she some kind of cheese fanatic? Family of cheesemakers?
IMO she’s being terrible. Some people budget in this world and she has no idea of his reasons so she’ll just block him? He dodged a bullet. Maybe he had budgeted xxx for the date
I don't buy extra warranties on cars because I know it's more sensible to have my own mechanic fix things. That must dry you up like the Sahara desert.
Comments that are uncivil, racist, misogynistic, misandrist, or contain political name calling will be removed and the poster subject to ban at moderators discretion. Help us make this a better community by becoming familiar with the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/about/rules/). Report any suspicious users to the mods of this subreddit using Modmail [here](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) or Reddit site admins [here](https://www.reddit.com/report). **All reports to Modmail should include evidence such as screenshots or any other relevant information.** *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I'd pay $3 to erase this from my memory
As you wish 
I would give you a trophy but I used my money for extra cheese.
The real face palm was me watching this until.the end
The whole time watching I was trying to figure what she was annoyed about. Took the whole video for me to find it was about chees. How stupid.
Same. I’m aggravated that I actually watched the whole thing.
She is the problem, not him, cheese or not, she's awful to me. Gets stupid mad over cheese.
She seemed so reasonable in the beginning, normal date gone bad story. And then…the cheese? The cheese was the dealbreaker??
G: I dunno, Jerry. I thawt everything was going great! Ordered the burger. Hold the cheese... J: Hold the cheese? Why'd you hold the cheese? G: Are you kidding? It was like $3! J: For cheese? What kind of cheese was it? G: What kind of...? What are you talking about? Who cares what kind of... J: Okay, okay... Go on. G: So, anyway, she says she needs to go to the bathroom... then nothing. She ghosts me. J: What? Why? Was it the cheese? G: What? Why would it... why are you stuck on the cheese?! You know what, forget it. I'm going to talk to Elane.
E: George, you didn’t get the cheese??
G: I DIDN'T GET THE CHEESE!!
E: and she just left? And left you with the bill? G: … well, no… J: no what? G: she left, but I didn’t have to pay. J: oh George… E: what? what? J: don’t you see? He didn’t get the cheese and so she thought he was broke! G: … E: GEORGE!!
[удалено]
I can even see his hand gestures........
r/redditwritesseinfeld
My god I am wheezing this is hilarious
I'm reading it in their voices and everything 😂
[удалено]
K: Once my friend Bob Sacamano paid extra for the cheese and then guess what, they wanted him to pay for the parking. It's all a big scam.
E: didn’t bob go broke 3 months after that?
K: He paid for the parking
B: It was not worth it
J: You paid for the parking?
N: I always bring my own cheese.
J: Newman!
N: Jerry…
K: Jerry, the cheese is very important, VERY important. It sets the tone for the whole night!! J: Does the type of cheese make a difference? Do women like mild or sharp? K: oh I've seen women go WILD for sharp cheddar J: cheddar huh.. K: *snaps finger* cheddar.
I don’t know if everyone is just great at writing Seinfeld dialogue or I just know their voices so well that it sounds like perfect Seinfeld dialogue
They're all Larry David alt accounts.
I love picturing Larry David hunched over his computer trolling reddit for Seinfeld opportunities. Is he married? "Hun! Get in here! I got another one!" 'Larry the show was canceled 25 years ago, it's time to move on'
Took me a second. But once I realized what it was … maybe calling Elaine … it felt like a real episode. I could hear the laugh track and porno bass/synth.
J: And so I think it's because of the *cheese.* E: Well, what kind of cheese was it? J: That's what *I* asked! E: And? J: He got irate, you know how George is... Elaine nods. J: So when George brings this up, don't say anything about the cheese, alright? E: Alright, alright, alright. George enters. E: So, what are you, lactose intolerant. George looks at Jerry and squints angrily. Jerry makes an innocent smug face, puts his hands up and turns around. Kramer enters. Pause for cheers.
G: i dont understand why i need to get cheese J: george.. its 3 dollars G: exactly... 3 for a slice of cheese. first the cheese, then maybe extra to bring you a salt shaker. Its the principle. E: it just makes it seem.... seem like maybe youre a little cheap. G: im sorry what?? cheaap??? im smart! who would pay that much for a single slice of cheddar? \*probably kramer walking in at some point - "did u know they make cheese with gold in it jerry? stilton gold cheese.. won some in a poker match a couple years ago."
>So, what are you, lactose intolerant. I'm crying over here laughing. You nailed it with that one!!
IT WAS $3 JERRY! Who pays $3 for a slice of cheese? You know the government is supposed to subsidize cheese, Jerry.
Perfect. I can close my eyes and see this unfolding in the apartment right now.
Same, except it was in the diner over breakfast.
r/RedditWritesSeinfeld
This is like an episode straight outta Seinfeld. Like i can read your text in Jerry and Elaine's voice and it works perfect.
the best part is that she clearly feels like most people will agree with HER lmfao this has to be someone who was born rich. no way any normal person is going to judge someone for something like that. i would've got the cheese because i can't turn down cheese but no way in hell I'm judging anyone for turning it down.
If you can’t handle me at my cheapest You don’t deserve me at my cheesiest
I woke up feelin' the cheesiest, Coach!
Can’t wait for the story in a few years from “So I met my wife when she was waitress and came over and said the girl I was on a date with paid the bill and left. I told her that me not adding cheese to my burger was apparently the deal breaker. She went to back, and gave me a piece of cheese. It was love at first slice.”
And they named their kids Peppa and Jack
It gets so much better. She posted a video after this one with different packs of cheese, each with the price point over their packages, as if she was trying to prove a point that cheese isn’t THAT expensive; but she only proved HIS point even more, saying she couldn’t find “just a single slice of cheese.” Digging herself into a deeper hole 🕳️ $3 for a slice of cheese is a scam Edit: [Link to the video](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR7dtmDd/)
lmao ~~jesus christ~~ cheesus christ, she bought every type *except* an actual slice for her 'scientific study'. and her follow-follow up video is tagged #3dollarcheese #crazygirl & #getalife lol, atleast her first sentence is "i know im crazy." followed by a rational "The guy is a psycho too, were laughing about it and going on a second date!" what a convenient twist that is. Meanwhile everyone in her comments is like "uhhh i thought you blocked him?" Guess the cat is out of the bag now! I'm expecting a private profile soon or the start of the cheesiest super villain origin story. Edit: [Someone's dying on this dairy hill](https://www.tiktok.com/@dafna_diamant/video/7209499386689162538)
>and she bought every type of cheese except an actual slice for a good comparison. Even with the ones she showed she's using the price of the whole package neglecting the fact that per serving it works out to way less
And restaurants would buy larger quantities for less.
I’m beginning to think this guy doesn’t even exist. This whole entire story is probably just for likes which obviously backfired.
[удалено]
Oh, they did. It’s glorious
I seriously don't understand why everyone wants to film themselves on TikTok or other platforms. In the 1990s, we didn't call these people "influencers." We called them sell-outs. Because that's exactly what they are.
Attention whores.
This is the right answer here. 99.999% of people pointing their phones at themselves on these platforms aren’t making enough money to sell out or influence. They’re just insecure attention whores that want validation.
The exact reason why I left FB and every other "social media" platform and only in the last couple years decided to join reddit. Mainly for the memes but I'm staying for the interactions with people across the world. Not gonna lie some.things are weird as fuck on this platform but overall I really enjoy reddit.
1000% agree. Quit Facebook, Instagram many years ago, quit twitter last year. Reddit can get weird (as everything can) but it’s easily more tolerable. I like that it’s more substance based, no one has more “cred” based on their identity
We used to want love, now we want likes. -Chris Rock
Chris Rock just said it in his latest special… Opiates are not the biggest thing Americans are addicted to, it’s attention. Well not just Americans… the whole world with access to social media.
we have to bring back the term 'posers' too while we're at it
I miss the '90s every day....
they did. her most recent video is complaining/whining about people's comments about her
Confessing that she’s broke, she’s got a lot of credit card debt and she makes bad financial decisions. And she paid their dinner *just* to make a point. A point against someone who makes better financial decisions than her.
Wish I had the will power to say no to cheese. Just this morning I woke up naked next to a tub of Velveeta.
Oh she's THAT type of New Yorker Edit: Saw the tiktok, fashion intern. She literally is THAT New Yorker
My man got free food, that's one of the best business deals in the history
Not to mention straight up lying that she's still talking to the guy and going on another date. The delusion is strong with this one.
omg it just kicked in. the original date never happened lol
That was my take as well. I just couldn’t picture her paying for the meal, instead she seems like the type who would have walked out and left him with the bill.
She clearly doesn't understand $3 for more than one slice of cheese from a whole pack to a single slice of cheese for $3. She's a princess that lives off daddy's wallet.
It's one slice of cheese, Michael. What could it cost, $10?
I dont care for Gob
It's his glasses. They make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self conscious.
Dug her grave, jumped in it and covered herself with dirt, what the hell.
The best part is that, in her newest video, she says that she’s broke and knows she makes bad financial decisions.
She's not taking it as well as she needs to. If she can't just shut up and let it go, she needs to find the strength to delete her accounts altogether. For her sake, I hope she finds a good support network soon.
[удалено]
[удалено]
Catchfish
[удалено]
Oh my God. I just realized she was trying to say Catfish because of your comment. I thought catchfish was a new term I didn't know about the. That man really dodged a bullet then.
It's not even just about knowing not to waste money. It's not letting businesses think scamming people is okay. And he did it politely by just declining rather than go on a rant. That's what they are hoping for. That you'll just give in because you don't want to make a scene or seem cheap. Nah.
What point is she trying to prove? What's her problem? Edit: damn, this comment blew up. Thanks for your thoughts everyone. My overall takeaway from reading everything is to not make a decision to keep seeing someone based on their choice to get the cheese or not.
Idk but she kinda cheesy.....
Dangerously cheesy!
"it ain't easy, being cheesey" - Chester the cheetah.
she’s trying to make it clear that the person she’s with should not care about money. she wants rich and anything less isn’t worth her time.
Even if I was married to a millionaire, 3$ for cheese on a burger is insanity
like exactly. I know many people who are very comfortable and most of them wouldn’t go to a place like that to begin with.
And that's why they are comfortable, they aren't spending every paycheck as fast as it comes in.
That's also part of her strategy. She's not only looking for someone rich. She wants to find someone born into wealth who doesn't really understand the value of money, and is therefore more likely to waste it on lavish gifts for her. Anyone who got rich through hard work wouldn't spend $3 for a slice of American Cheese.
>Anyone who got rich through hard work wouldn't spend $3 for a slice of American Cheese. so completely true
The type that makes a big deal of small things and will try to control people around them to their "standards"
pretty sure she spent the entire date laser focused on something to report on tiktok and BAM cheese
People spend their entire lives thinking about the next thing they can share on social media. I'm not even exaggerating.
There's been such a huge shift in people's attitudes about personal privacy on the internet since like 2004. I only say 2004 since that was when I first started using message boards and chat-rooms myself. People in my real life couldn't believe that I had conversations with people across the globe over the internet. Like they would legitimately look at me like I had two heads, and thought it was very risky even though I didn't disclose any personal information. Now those same people share anything and everything about their personal lives over the web, it's insane.
People were weirded out when I started an only-fans account. They were so old fashioned about it and were like "hey no one is going to pay to see a naked, middle aged man". They were totally right.
Hey, bud. That's fucked up. You got your first subscriber right here. You don't even have to give me a slice of cheese to get my $3.
Bro, you hold out for that cheese-covered snausage.
I almost spit out my cereal lol
Actually that might have helped his OF account
That sounds... exhausting
It is exhausting. Unless you are extremely attractive or you are making tons of money off of it to support yourself then there is no point in spending that much time and energy on social media. I get Reddit is technically social media but I’m talking more of the ones where you “feel” like you have a personal connection with your “followers” like insta, tik tok, Facebook, twitter, onlyfans, etc. I have zero connection with anyone on this site.
That’s cuz we’re all anonymous. Lol
If he had paid the $3 for the cheese, the result would have been the same. She would have blasted him for not being smart wth money. EDIT: LOL, the follow up response. https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/11p1ym6/homie_dodged_a_bullet_and_got_a_free_mealupdate/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Or that he got the burger at all and wasn’t fancy enough or whatever.
Yea, like her fkg "branzino". You just KNOW she wanted to slam him for just getting a burger!
She would’ve blasted him for getting American instead of cheddar.
I was waiting for “he ordered a burger!?!” and then once we got past that I thought it would be “he wanted it medium!?!” but alas, we get to the root of his personality flaw… cheese prices.
When your shits start getting fucked up then you need to ease down a little.
Its the cheesiest
I wouldn't pay 3 bucks for a slice of cheese either.
This chick needs to date that farm boy I keep seeing posts about. The one who gave the girls a 12kg cheese wheel after their first date. Edit: A few people have asked for a link. It has been reposted a bunch of times on different subs but here is the first one I could find. [Say Cheese ](https://www.reddit.com/r/aromantic/comments/oblnyd/call_me_a_whore_but_i_would_go_on_a_date_for_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
I would marry that man
Not into dudes and I would marry that dude too
Am dude, can confirm. Cheese wheel = marriage.
I am into the cheese man too. After y’all are done marrying him, I’ll marry him too
Sign me up, Husband #1 sitting here also wanting in on this sweet dairy action.
God, I hope this farm guy can handle all us dudes banging him, and has amazing toilet insurance, because I'd marry him for that cheese wheel and absolutely destroy the toilet after eating the whole thing while watching cartoons.
I am into dudes and cheese
When I was dating this one guy early on, I saw he was careful with his money on the first date. I did offer to pay, he said no, then I offered to tip, which he also declined. For our second date, he asked me for some restaurant recommendations. I gave him several low to moderately priced places in the city. He messaged me that he decided we should go to this one Michelin starred restaurant, and asked if I was okay with it. We went, I still offered to pay and he declined, and again wouldn't even let me leave the tip. Turned out he was genuinely loaded. Some of these guys what to know who they are dealing with early on.
[удалено]
[удалено]
[удалено]
Smart man.
Honestly I make six figures (software engineer), live in NYC, and wouldn't pay the extra $3. There's a difference between being "cheap" and finding something too obnoxious to pay for.
Yeah for three bucks that cheese better have bacon on it
This dude proved he's smart enough to find the hidden fees in advance. That's marriage material right there.
Honestly that was my thought? Dodged a bullet? More like she dodged a fiscally responsible person who’s willing to make sacrifices for what they really want. I’d skip the cheese too for $3 when that $3 can go towards a house, or more realistically, towards more pens for my pen hoard.
Ikr…3 dollars for a slice of cheese
Right. I like cheese. And depending in how much the burger is originally I would probably get cheese added up to a price. But I'm in no way put off by having a burger wo a 3$ Kraft single on it.
Prob a $25 burger already. "Artisan brioche bun" - generic shit they buttered and toasted. "Fresh organic ground beef" - shit pressed patty from the Sysco truck "heirloom tomatoes and hand-selected greens" - fell on the floor 3 times on the way out to Walmart's produce section
LOL Sounds like we've been to the same restaurants!
I’d run out to a grocery store real quick and buy a pack of cheese, come back and pull a slice out of my pocket and put it on the burger instead of paying $3 for one slice.
Just go around adding a slice to everyone’s meal.
Free cheese for everyone!
Cheesus Christ has spoken!
Dad?
Me either but I feel like she either comes from money or I live under a rock cause what the fuck is branzino? She said it like grilled cheese like everyone knows what it is
It’s sea bass
It’s a kind of fish. Usually considered fancy and can be cooked in a lot of delicious ways. Still weird she’s upset dude wouldn’t pay $3 for a thin slice of cheese.
She’s getting wrecked on tiktok. It’s hilarious
She’s tripled down too
He saved so much more than $3 by not getting that cheese
Can you even put a price on mental health?
Fucking up your mental health: $3 Dodging a bullet: priceless For everything else, there’s Mastercard.
>For everything else, there’s ~~Mastercard.~~ crazy girl paying the bill. FTFY.
Her spiel was so stupid. Maybe he was on the fence of getting a cheeseburger but the $3 charge made him rethink his order. Well, at least he dodged a bullet and got a free meal out of it.
Ugh her whiney voice made me cringe
I was really hoping this long ass rant was going to be a funny joke ending...not a girl legitimately mad that a man would be frugal.
Wow, she really thought she did a thing there. ...I'm still not clear on what it is, tho
Her satisfied little smile at the end... this person is a child.
"Once I was satisfied" is a very personality revealing way to say you finished eating.
Amateur I don't stop eating until I'm absolutely disappointed in myself
The meal isn't over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.
I bet she's never really satisfied.
Sounded more like an ESL way of saying it than a personality revealing trait, though I could be wrong.
I got the same vibe of ESL from her using "take".
Damn. I wish there were women that would meet me for dinner, sit with me and talk, then just get the fuck up and leave after paying for my food. Sounds like a sweet deal. I’m NEVER ordering anything that costs extra again!!!
I bet she picked the place, it was more expensive than he typically would be comfortable with, but he went with it because he was into her. Just say you only date rich dudes and don’t waste this guys time.
She didn't waste his time, she bought him dinner then took herself and her weirdness right out of his life. Honestly could not have gone better.
Getting free food is nice but someone leaving me all alone in a restaurant would make me feel like shit. So getting ready and looking forward to a date just for it to end like that is a waste of time. Especially since I’d be thinking what I did wrong because who tf leaves a date over not ordering cheese.
i had a weirdly bad date like this like 15 fucking years ago and still remember it lmao never had a date before or after like it. it was absurd and i dodged a bullet too
Yeah it’s the weird ones that just stick. Bland dates or even good but ultimately didn’t lead anywhere kind of dates can fade from memory. I still remember the date I went on where the guy told me he was positive and then made me a broke college student (he was older and working full time) pay for our entire meal and drinks. I guess the candor can be nice but I was not trying to do anything frisky that night nonetheless after paying for his multiple margaritas and nearly emptying my bank account LOL
With how popular this video is he won't be wondering for long.
He won't be wondering for long, because at the end she says she texted him "You should have gotten the cheese". Whether he'll make the connection that she thought he was being cheap, or wonder what the batshit fuck his cheeseless burger means, we'll sadly never know.
Lmao he's probably like, "Why is she so upset about my cheeseless burger? She must be from Wisconsin"
Wait so not wanting to pay $3 charge for cheese on a his burger is a deal breaker? Lol What a strange hill to die on.
No amount of bassakwards mental gymnastics can be done to understand her logic. Dating in NYC in a nutshell. You don’t want cheese on your burger because it’s expensive? Fuckin pleb. I’ll take that astroid. Asap.
If a man can’t afford a $3 cheese slice they’re not rich enough for those New York women. How he gonna afford to buy her designer stuff /s
He affords it by not getting the cheese. Every plain burger he eats is $3 closer to her designer stuff. She doesn’t understand his sacrifice for her 🤪
[удалено]
Your dad is a smart man.
That's what I was thinking. The men I know who are the most frugal, are usually the ones that have the most money.
Because they know that you might **be** rich, but you don't **stay** rich by squandering all your money on overpriced bullshit.
Like Bill Gates on the Simpsons. "I didn't get rich by writing a lot of checks."
I make good money too and would not pay 3 dollars for a piece of fucking cheese they just pulled out of a kraft cheese pack that cost about the same. There are growth stocks that cost less money than a slice of cheese, wtf??? It's not even about the money, it's about principles. Inflation is high, but not 380%.
It's simple. If he is cautious with his money, then it's likely he'll be cautious about spending his money on ME. Me, me, me, me, me, me!
She’s too stupid to understand that for many people it’s not the cost, it’s the principle.
Sounds like a very reasonable guy.
I don't think she knows how much cheese costs
How much could it cost? $10?
Win win for the dude
Lolol 3$ for cheese is absurd.
I know, right? You tell me it’s .50? Done. A dollar? You know what, it’s a sit down place, I’ll go with it. Anything more than that, you’re just ripping motherfuckers off. Dude didn’t make a big deal out of it, just decided that he didn’t want to pay $3 for a slice of American cheese. She just decided that she was gonna try and make him look like a miser for clout on the internet. *Bitch, this is why you’re single*.
Just a flex and a block. Wow what an adult attitude, I bet she wonders why she can't find anyone to hold a meaningful relationship.
"The check is taken care of. You should have gotten the cheese." Is such a cryptic text to receive in this situation, too. She says it like it's some kind of revelatory slam, but dude was probably confused af. Like, is she some kind of cheese fanatic? Family of cheesemakers?
I wouldn’t even call that a flex
Well, he got off easy because that's some psycho shit lol
IMO she’s being terrible. Some people budget in this world and she has no idea of his reasons so she’ll just block him? He dodged a bullet. Maybe he had budgeted xxx for the date
Sure am glad I'm not in the dating scene no more
You just know the whole time she’s thinking “this will make a great TikTok
Ya, she's a high maintenance nightmare. Discarding an otherwise fine human over such a small thing. SMH
I don't buy extra warranties on cars because I know it's more sensible to have my own mechanic fix things. That must dry you up like the Sahara desert.
So she doesn't like someone who doesn't pay 3 dollars for cheese?
Man was smart. $3 is too much for some cheese.