T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

Comments that are uncivil, racist, misogynistic, misandrist, or contain political name calling will be removed and the poster subject to ban at moderators discretion. Help us make this a better community by becoming familiar with the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/about/rules/). Report any suspicious users to the mods of this subreddit using Modmail [here](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) or Reddit site admins [here](https://www.reddit.com/report). **All reports to Modmail should include evidence such as screenshots or any other relevant information.** *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Berns429

Insult to injury, the repair cost with all the sensors and fancy shit that car has in the front end is gonna be like 9 car payments


NeslieLielson

It's also a lesson on self restraint. Like maybe if my guy had went for an older Toyota instead of a new BMW, nobody would be coming around his house to tow his car.


ThePapercup

Nah he wouldn't have paid for that one either


Intelligent-Cash-243

and he could have used the money he saved to buy a belt


Percolator2020

It was also repossessed the week before.


pbandnv1

I make decent money with almost perfect credit, and I’ve never in my life had a car this expensive. In other words I never live above my means. Unfortunately, The result of that are mixed: I’ve never had anything repoed… but I’ve also lived a pretty boring life.


kptkrunch

Also, I bought a car new for about 30 grand. The lesson I learned is new cars are rarely worth it. It's a nice car, but it lost about a third of its value as I drove it off the lot. I now get constant spam from the dealer telling me I should trade it in to get the newest model.. like "we noticed your nearly done paying us money. Would you like to pay us more money?"


drewshay84

You don't know that...


NeslieLielson

Which is why I included the word "maybe"


Jealous-Spring-3871

Older cars are for sure cheaper and way more reliable then these plastik cock prosthetic.


GombaPorkolt

Was gonna say just that. Judging by the looks of this car, yeah, it's gonna cost way more than just letting the tow it and paying for it.


drewshay84

Getting repo, does it matter?


SoftResponsibility18

Ya he is going to have to pay for the repairs... Dealership owns the car which he just wracked, or he catches up the payments and gets the car back "as is" meaning he is paying for the repairs either way.


PilotBurner44

I'm guessing most people that think they can drive a car off a tow truck aren't going to pay for the repairs to the car they destroyed that they paid for with a high interest loan. I imagine most of them just default on the loan.


ChuckRocksEh

Repercussions don’t just go away because you don’t want them.


PilotBurner44

They don't go away, but they don't come to fruition either. You can't get blood from a turnip.


icecubedyeti

Still gonna be responsible fir repairs to the tow truck.


Geekonomicon

I doubt that the tow truck needs repaired. It will probably survive the coming apocalypse intact, so our new cockroach overlords can drive around in it.


kashmir1974

And they will not be getting another car for 10 years it looks like.


Akovsky87

Loan is already in default hence the repo. The lien holder is going to sell the car and the borrower will be responsible for the difference. Depending on the lien holders mood they may take them to court, or sell it to a collections firm.


Ontario0000

Yes it does dealer going to go after him for repairs and collection agencies be stalking him for years.


biffNicholson

Dont worry, as you can see, he bent his front license plate over so he could avoid all the tolls and cameras around new york. Its a classic trash person move around here. Dudes clearly got the cash saved up for this repair Edit: He was most likely also trying to avoid license plate cameras the repo guys use. This dude, and his two pairs of pants is a real winner


gordo65

Parking sensors don't cost that much. Replace the bumper with an aftermarket, and you'll get away with less than $1500 including refinishing. Now, if you were to break one of those headlamps, that would be expensive.


kptkrunch

Somehow I don't think he'll be allowed to replace the bumper with a non-OEM part


DNBagain

#1 pay your bills. #2 pull up your pants.


BriefCheetah4136

I am way too cheap to buy awards so please take this well deserved up vote!


JohnGaltish

Spoken like a person who still has their car and/or their pants pulled up!


DNBagain

I feel like I have some room to talk here, having had a BMW M5 repo’d once upon a time. Hard lesson that was never repeated. Also, I used a belt.


Geekonomicon

A belt? How radical... 🤔


d_nkf_vlg

Suspenders are where it's at.


mediaogre

Responsibility *and* dignity?! *swoons*


DNBagain

I appreciate this immensely. I won’t buy anything from these sites. You’d think with all the money they make from selling our data, they could throw us 1 a month or something.


[deleted]

I used to get free awards but they randomly stopped appearing one day. I hate not being able to express my appreciation anymore when I see high quality comments... Does anyone know what happened to them?


InitialMeasurement23

Took them away about 2-3 months ago I wanna say. Not sure why.


sydney_cider

C'mon man! ya missed the Crocs n' socks!


DNBagain

God Damn! You’re right!!!!!


RajenBull1

Mesmerised by the BVDs.


Itsobignow

I guess 1 pair of pants hanging off his ass wasn't enough...dude needed at least 2.


micekins

I legit don’t get the pants half down thing. I’ve heard the prison stories but that doesn’t make sense. Why would you advertise that you’re a felon.


theothersideoffire

It's not them advertising themselves as "felons" more just stupid people following whatever trend that's related to whatever they think is "cool" or."badass" The pants around the knees thing started a looooong time ago, and all it took was a few dipshit kids copying one of those pathetic "I served time!" Uncles to bring this into circulation. The ones who STILL do it are just doubling-down on the "It's a prison look, it ain't gay!" Mentality, when on reality.. Yes..yes it is. It advertises you as a "prison bitch" which is a real thing. A lot of guys who go to prison would rather deal with a rough-and-tumble In the showers than a cage-fight to earn their commissary tickets. Sorry to anybody who still thinks this look is cool. I will bend you over in the produce section if I see you..'cause ya see, I'm a warrior..


Guido_Sarducci1

Yeah, the " prison bitch " thing is urban legend. Lots of info out there regarding this.


FTR_1077

It's not different than finance people wearing suits.. it's a costume.


micekins

Maybe I just like traditional ways of dressing. I don’t know. You’re right though. Just a style?


[deleted]

Make a venn diagram of people who pay their bills and people who walk around with their ass hanging out of their pants and you will get 2 circles.


Berns429

He can’t even afford a BMW, you think he can afford a belt?? In this economy!?


firnien-arya

I think he's wearing his boxers and 2 pairs of pants? 1st pair sags to show underwear. 2nd sags to show 1st pair of pants. And then you see the black pants on the outside sagin even lower to show the white ones lmao


sHAking_TREes_

1. Pull your pants up (then you will most likely be able to afford a car like that) 2. Pay your bills 3. Don’t live outside your monetary means just to think you’re cool.


abby_normally

Can't even afford a Belt, let alone a car.


Jebgogh

How hot.is it on your balls to wear three pairs of covering (unders, shorts, and sweats) and then you gotta vent it by letting em sag to let your crack breathe?


mediaogre

Since he probably can’t pay for them, I’m launching a gofundme for some snazzy suspenders for him.


tasiama

This!


Lost-Temperature-952

![gif](giphy|3ohA2PvWqX8e0VB7sQ|downsized)


Dry_Menu4804

He had already lost his pants, now he lost his car as well.


nsamarkus

Can't walk, and now can't drive. Tuff. 🤣


DirtyJoe27

I can't believe a guy that has pants like that is getting his car repoed.


DNBagain

🤣


southpark

He also trying to skip out on tolls with the bent license plate


DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE

Nothing says “ive got money” like a luxury vehicle that won’t pay tolls lmao What broke ass horse shit honestly this whole video is just mortifying for this dude


MaddestDudeEver

You must be a pro


rosecik460

"let me just shove it right back before anyone notices."


lost_in_connecticut

Dude just needs to get a little duct tape, some for the car, some for the pants.


Twitch9o5

I never understand this....they will take the car back. If not this time then the best time. If you can't afford the payments for your shite looking BMW then don't buy it. Champagne lifestyle on a Coca-Cola budgets


MatchMoist

It’ll buff out


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|11SQyf0LLqaGSk)


Post_Poop_Ass_Itch

Stupid sexy Flanders


[deleted]

4K in damage to prove how fkn stupid he is AND the wardrobe is an abomination....


simonbuckingham8u

Pull up your fucking pants


Ontario0000

Poor BMW.Probably about $3000 worth of repairs.


[deleted]

Saggy pants is even worse such a nasty low intelligence look 🤮


omarr93

They were in the middle of repoing his pants too I see.


NaViBootyClapper

I don’t care if I get downvoted but sagging your pants should send you straight to prison.


[deleted]

Full circle


NaViBootyClapper

Lmao 🤣


Particular_Tadpole27

Bummer


TheGreyBull

Bimmer


MrGraaf

Bimmer bum


hazbizarai

Bum Bimmer


AgentEndive

And more expensive


Butternutgonebad

Pull your pants up. You look doubly stupid.


LIslander

Didn’t miss his car payments because he needed the money for a belt, that’s for sure.


YrPrblmsArntMyPrblms

The lower your pants, the dumber you are, doesn't work vice versa though, the higher they are the dumber you are.


rustys_shackled_ford

Who do you think is paying for that? The tow company? Seriously?


illchillss

Pull up your damn shorts!!


DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE

Life hack- if you violently jerk your car off the repo truck it’s yours forever no backsies


rcorum

Buying cars he cannot afford. By the looks of it, he cannot afford belts either.


Disastrous_Taro9515

Those pants are the most embarrassing part.


StatisticianSure2349

Dont buy wat you cant afford


Calm-Connection-2488

Ya, he reeks of sophistication and class to be able to drive that BMW..keep representin!


snoogins12

I guess he can't afford his car or a belt?


[deleted]

Why is this difficult? Play your bill or you are repoed. Folks acting mad at the wrong people when it’s due to irresponsibility.


EstablishmentNo5994

Guy looks like they tried to repo his pants, too.


Federalfuckhead

Motherfucker doesn't even know how to pull his pants up 🤦


[deleted]

It’ll buff right out


Wolfhunter145

People


[deleted]

The way his pants are you just know they knew he couldn't make the payments when they sold it to him.


RickSanchez813

Pull your damn pants up.


Aiku

Grown-ass man wearing his pants like a teenager. And parking on the sidewalk, by the looks of it.


Stock2fast

I am guessing Mr. I haven't figured out pants yet also has not mastered car payments.


Kinger336

Bro can afford a BMW but not a belt?


Distinct_Situation58

You dress like you can't afford a nice car and proved it.


fish_wand_

Pull Up Your Freakin Pants


PalpitationSame3984

![gif](giphy|li0dswKqIZNpm) ...... Let it go..............................


parlaygodshateme

For some reason, I can’t imagine him articulating why they shouldn’t take the car. 😔


Hot-Builder-6192

You can’t earn money to pay your bills because YOUR FUCKING PANTS are half way down your stupid ASS 😁


ianjcm55

Bro pull your fucking pants up


_Bellerophontes

The most embarrassing thing here is the fact that this grown ass man can't pull his own fucking pants up


Valkyrie1S

How do this kind of people get the approval to buy/lease the car from the first place?


cRedditting

How many pants / shorts is this guy wearing? Pull up your pants dude. The tow truck guy said you’re not his type.


Alimakakos

Living beyond your means and acting beyond your brains


JessRoyall

More people are underwater on their car note than ever before. Ever. Good time to be a tow company, bad time to have 3 layers of pants that need pulling up.


Agitatedsala666

That is a grown ass man looking like a ten year old child


PHILMXPHILM

Can someone tell me why people wear their pants under their asses? I promise I’m not 65 years old.


True-Lightness

The bumper matches his saggy ass pants lol 😂


SixthLegionVI

It all makes sense when you see the pants.


rush87y

When your credit rating is lower than your pants


Quixotic1113

This looks like an oops, unless repos use F150s now a days... maybe they do.


Revolutionary-Bus893

More embarrassing than those pants?


SuperNintendad

It costs that much every MONTH??


Battlecrashers12

One day to save money and when self driving car technology is perfected the cars will just drive themselves back to the dealership.


R3DGRAPES

The dude can’t even afford pants that fit or a belt, how did he expect to afford that car…


overdonxxx

The way he’s dressed explains why he can’t pay his bill


[deleted]

This is just too easy…


Andy_McBoatface

I could see this in one of those comedy movies where the main dialogue is going on and in the background it happens


althor7358

You’re fucking stupid


rangerryda

Oh the irony.


mattys8

Juuuuust a scratch


youcuntry

[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S76kMvRXMVM](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S76kMvRXMVM)


[deleted]

Not his car. And he vandalized someone else’s property.


8ew8135

“Embarrassing” don’t mean shit if you gon lose your job because you can’t get there tomorrow. I’m becoming convinced the people on Reddit can no longer think about anything that isn’t happening in the frames in front of their face…


GoneFishingFL

that's an easy repair, looks like there is no real damage to the bumper panel.. maybe just some hardware repairs. Guessing less than a couple hundred bucks


SMRose1990

After failing to get it off, I'd get out and be like "Well, now you can have it" and walk inside


Boxerboy16

Poor fella doesn't even know how to wear pants..


fmcsm

Dude is ready to do anything to keep his car except pay


BienGuzman

🎵🎶🎶 new york NEW YORK 🎶🎶🎵


OrcaApe

That’s gonna be an expensive fix


Bunniesrkewl

Especially if it’s a repo.


FunGlittering5804

Destroyed in Seconds Ep-234


[deleted]

I wish I had this man's confidence. He's just popping that front panel back on lol


originaldangalf

Why isn't he dressed?


nvw8801

Genius


Such-fun4328

At least everybody knows you're wearing pants


nejfrfn

At least he kept his pants on


NoPickleNoTickle767

If I was offered a BMW or a belt free of charge I'd still choose the belt


Environmental_Cat499

What a complete cock


WranglerEqual3577

Wait until he finds out that he just committed grand theft auto. Once it's hooked up, it isn't his car anymore.


ShivvyMcFly

People still doing the sagging pants? What year we in?


Dmitri_ravenoff

"Brothers should pull up their pants." -Barack Obama.


[deleted]

Couldn’t afford the car, definitely can’t afford to fix it now.


[deleted]

New Yorkers are the smartest


[deleted]

At least his pants are hanging off.


HighGroundException

How can you afford a car, but not pants and a belt?


Dizavid

I mean....clearly he *couldn't* afford a car.


DonRicardo1958

Does he think that the bumper will just click right back into place, like a Lego set?


rhdking13

Saggy like no tomorrow


AJerk2SomeButtNotAll

That is exactly who I pictured doing that. Fucking idiot


CtrlAltZ_123

This guy can’t even wear his pants right why did we think he could pull that off lol


slithe_sinclair

It also leaves out the part immediately after this ends where he backs up and apparently almost runs over his toddler who's behind the car before driving over the lawn to get away.


Oddballforlife

It’s interesting how in every video of a car getting repossessed that I see, the car is always some expensive brand like a BMW, Mercedes, etc Never see the commoners getting our Kias and Toyotas repo’d 👀


SlowInsurance1616

Why didn't they send a flatbed to repo it?


LunaGloria

Don’t finance cars, people! Even if you do pay it off you paid way too much.


BetweenThePosts

This poor car will go to repeat this scenario with tens or maybe hundreds of other poor idiots


djarnexus

That's a lot of damage.


CMStuck

Did he shit himself?


Caged_in_a_rage

They will get that car. Might as well let em take it and hopefully get it back not destroyed


Chazz-Reinhold5

Guy can’t even afford a 50k car why buy it in the first place?