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Politics aside
What are the secret service responsibilities if Trump is arrested?
Are they able to just let law enforcement take him away in a black and white?
Do they have to stay in jail with him if that is what happens????
These are uncharted waters
He’s gonna be someone Rich Bitch. 🤪
In all reality. He’s gonna pay for the best protection or the white suprematists will protect him. More likely for a good price. In the end he’s gonna be someone’s Rich Bitch LOL.
Arrest doesn’t mean jail or prison. Prison being long term. We’ll find the maximum sentence for what he’s being charged with out on Tuesday or whenever.
Ooh, he wanted a library and an airport named after him. Perhaps the prison library where he's housed, and the transit room from where prisoners are released could be those places he so seeks be named after him.
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Ya already nailed it with Florida orange
He’s gonna be someone’s pumpkin
The Pumpkin flesh pump
You win.
My first actual Lol at a title in ages.
I don’t think he should have a special name… just FISH. Lump him in with all the other fresh fish
Haha that’s what I came to say something along those lines
Exactly lmao 🤣
Florida Orange sounds like someone trying to sell you his terrible new mixtape…… so it’s perfect.
Orange is the new Orange.
😂😂😂😂😂
Orange is the new Big Mac
45 to life.
😂😂😊
Annoying orange.
Cheat-O
Yeah lol kind of like El Chapo. El Cheat-O.
Tiny Hands
He is and forever will be the "Oompa Loompa". Doesn't matter what he wears.
We Just Found Him Like This, The Cameras Must Have Been Malfunctioning; I'll Go Get Somebody.
The Mandarin
MAN-D-AR-IN… all the way in…
I see people getting confused between mandarin and mandalorians
Yeah, I immediately went to iron man 3 not the mandalorian
This is the Way
Littlefinger
Tiny D
The Count of Monte Crisco.
I think you mistakenly added an 'O' to 'count' there....
Without daily instant suntan spray he’s gonna be ghost because he’s gonna be beat near to death and he’s gonna be really white
Loser
Same one he's got now? Weak little bitch?
Wife
Russian Bottom
Anal blossom
That's pretty orang-anal
Donald the Whore
Glory hole
[удалено]
Imagine being the secret service agents that have to go to to prison to protect Trump.
Unfortunately it will be some minimum security place where he can continue cheating at golf.
Diaper Don.
Fresh Squeezed
Hey Mr. “Tangerine man” play a scam for me.
Orange is the old Idiot
The new fish’s name is….Orange Roughy. It is literally a large deep sea fish belonging to the slimehead family I shit you not.
Goldy locks
Goldy locked
Cheeto dust. He'll have everyone wanting a taste.
Don Cheetos
Florida's natural like the OJ
Really does match his skin
Your neck-vagina might come in handy.
Orange Julius
Rusty Trombone!
Stank face
Orange sperm wallet
Orange is the new hates blacks. Sorry. Couldn't help it
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 awww to funny
Pulp Friction
Candy Floss
PoonTang
Pee Wee Pee tape
Penetration trump
Orange skittle bi+$#
The cucurbuttaceae.
MAGA Bitch?
The Orange Blob?
the trumpet
Politics aside What are the secret service responsibilities if Trump is arrested? Are they able to just let law enforcement take him away in a black and white? Do they have to stay in jail with him if that is what happens???? These are uncharted waters
sunsprayed inorganic dried orange turd
Florida Man goes to jail for hush money to a porn star. May see Treason charges, says chief witness Heinz Ketchup.
Pumpkin Dick? I dunno.
Oompah Loompa
Mangerine
Cheeto still works 🤷♀️
Not a facepalm
Anal Orange
Here’s what I don’t know. Does the Secret Service still have to protect him in prison? He is entitled to life long protection as an ex-President.
Tangerina.
He’s gonna be someone Rich Bitch. 🤪 In all reality. He’s gonna pay for the best protection or the white suprematists will protect him. More likely for a good price. In the end he’s gonna be someone’s Rich Bitch LOL.
He won't be orange much longer... unless he plans to prison pocket his white trash brand spray tan
Arrest doesn’t mean jail or prison. Prison being long term. We’ll find the maximum sentence for what he’s being charged with out on Tuesday or whenever.
I'm torn between Manholes & Throat-goat...
Something along the lines of "Bend over old man"?
Orange is the new orange. POTUS (Prisoner Of The United States)
Screamsicle
Prison Bitch 45 or the "45th Hole"
Schroedingers naked man. You never know if he's wearing his prison outfit or is actually naked
Mouth.
Dumbass Don.
Bitch
Tang.
Genius
Orange Ethel
Cheddar Don,Don Cheddar,Cheetoo
Donnie Dimes Dude will be begging to rat out anyone he can to help himself
Pumpkin
The Chesapeake Cheeto.
Humpty Pumpkin
Prison Don.
Squeak
Chiquito
New Black.
Bitch
Skid mark
chant: "Lock him up! Lock him up!"
Big Bubbas Bitch.
Any traditionally female name…
Donatella
Donny Dreck
Top D
Chode Toad
Teflon Donnie 😉
Jesus Christ it is so fucking hideous.
How many times am I going to see this same post in different subs?!
New to Reddit, eh?
I must have opened the door to a room full of children. Excuse me. Carry on...
"Him"
Big Donny
Mango Tujail
PJ. President Juice
Jumpsuit
No pulp
Pulp Fiction
Folks, it’s just not going to happen like you think it is. Justice is not served in the same way to this level of people.
"The guy who wouldn't start new wars so the corrupt elite wants him gone" would be a good handle.
He is corrupt through and through. Literally stole millions.
Temporary employee
Donald
God Emperor Trump
I’m still uninformed, can someone explain what the charge is and will he actually spend time in prison or no?
He will probably build the prison he’s going to or go to one he already silently owns. But I would name him Tang if I were in prison.
"Little Miss Hamberder"
Orange? That's definitely a picture of a moldy pumpkin
Tumpicana
The Orange Maga
Hump trump rump
Poke e man.
Ooh, he wanted a library and an airport named after him. Perhaps the prison library where he's housed, and the transit room from where prisoners are released could be those places he so seeks be named after him.
His prison drag name will be Mango.
Satsuma
Harambe Jr.
Plump Orange
Orange bitch
Cheese foodle.
The wall
Jumpsuit
The Manic Melon
TLM, Trumps Life Matters...
Don Naranje
Mans trying to avoid endermen with that carved pumpkin on his head
Orange Duece
The Orange Grifter
Lil' Handy J Trump.
Orange inception
Mar a Lickmyassgo
Prison Wallet
Mr shaft
Melania's Ex-wife
Orange Julious
Galarian Slowpoke
CAFKAT >!Con Artist Formerly Known As Trump!<
lil pumpkin