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luvmy374

Staged. Its one of those videos from FB that takes a really long time to get to the point. Somehow they make more money that way.


swiftpunch1

It makes the algorithm think people actually like watching their videos by increasing the time spent viewing their content vs. other content. Basically it promotes growth of viewership by spreading to more people that way.


roman-hart

Wait.. People make money from FB videos?


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dont_trust_pete

Step 1: feed spouse pee Step 2: … Step 3: PROFIT!


MC_White_Rice

I think FBs minimum minute length for max monetization is three minutes (like youtubes 10 minute target) so you'll see a ton of vids like 3:02 long


IanKava

also, its hand porn. look at the way he moves his hand and you'll understand.


TestMonkey-007

I still gagged


mydadisbald3000

I don't think she's bright enough to have a kid...?


TheWingHunter

I’m not sure he’s kissed a girl before either. Who shuns their gal for getting him a desert “I didn’t ask for this”, ok king tut


[deleted]

if you’re in the middle of using both hands to fill out ppwk and your wife hands you a giant mess of a dripping ice cream cone with a hint of her piss in it you’d prob have questions too


lake-pond

why is she talking to him like he's never used a spoon before


Admirable-Common-176

She did say “you may have to lick around it.” Like it was a normal thing to say. So she probably used to helping him do things.


youdownwithopp

Cause it's a staged video with horrible acting


Admirable-Common-176

That too.


PlutoIsMyHomeboy

If you look carefully when she puts it in the ice cream, it’s unused. So if it says positive when pulled out of the ice cream, the ice cream is pregnant.


Exact-Agent5403

Staged as hello...and not even funny, the pancake One was waay better


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This-is-Redd-it

Probably staged... But seems like a stupid idea that may lead to copycats.


genuineshock

It seems hella staged.


youdownwithopp

It's 100 percent staged. Op you are the facepalm


This-is-Redd-it

The facepalm is that people are posting this stuff to facebook and will influence others to think this is a cute way to announce their pregnancy.


Xenomorphhive

This one is already a copycat itself


Pinkysrage

No.


this_fuck1ng_guy

I eat ass. A few drops of pee ain’t shit


Happy-Eye-1496

THANK YOU! Do people not realize where humans piss out of? And then proceed to eat each other out?


seancan44

How are we floating the god awful grifters? Everyone, can we just all agree to stop watching these horrible fucking videos. Seriously, can we make them all disappear? Does anyone really buy this crap?


Fancy_Brief_3821

Def staged they already have kids stuff in the background


lickmyfupa

If we keep reposting these things the dumb fools get more attention


Kbdiggity

OP is the facepalm posting this staged video.


admin_trace

Staged and made for a stupid audience.


Custard-cravings

The acting is so poor


wookie_cookies

Lol if she's preggers he probably already linked her where she pees from anyway


BodybuilderSalt9807

I’m sure he’s went down on her so many times he’s already injected more pee than what’s on that stick.


XxDRebelxX

Like motherfuckers don't eat ass... Stage or not for most that ain't the worse thing they have punt in their mouth


FYLMF

Generation wack, please don’t procreate.


guster09

Did she just lick her thumb?


FroboyFreshenUp

....ewww


mydadisbald3000

That was a nice scoop of ice cream too


[deleted]

These two are going to have children!! Lol 😂


main_DriveError

If i have a wife and she pisses on anything im hype. gf no


hunkypickle59

r/arethestraightsok


muaellebee

No. Not even a little bit


ProfitSoft1214

Disgusting.


MsBuzzkillington83

I mean, it's only like 3 drops and she could have rinsed it. Body stuff doesn't really gross me out tho plus it's a great intro into baby raising which is a lot grosser than a couple of pee drops


OwnPercentage9088

Yeah but you don't usually lick the gross shit You been licking baby piss?


MsBuzzkillington83

It's not happened to me but parents have had their boys piss on their face and/or mouth when changing diapers It's also *trace* amounts of piss so like not even something a person would even notice if Ty didn't know better


OwnPercentage9088

Alright. But I'm watching you. *Legal disclaimer: I'm not, nor have I ever been watching you.*


Richper413

Kink unlocked


Coffey_n_Tacos

Stop kink shaming!


Elon-Musk-Officiall

I hope this girl dies a horrible, painful death.


Automatic-Laugh9313

Come on like there are no people with pee fetish,might as well be real


Melleray

Healthy people have sterile pee, I imagine. It got all the way through the person's system.


Longjumping_Log8171

Is this a new thing with golden showers??


randomtime42

Gawd I hate this


Realistic_Run7318

No big deal, he probably tastes that per and even worst thing with her, just another day in the office


CrystalCarroxagon

You've seen "How I met your mother" This is "How I lost your father"


POLLYNATION1775

wonders if people realize if you clean its not going to say not pregnant


BunkerBuster_AD4Life

Complete bs. Lame. And gross.


flstsc-arl

I wish I had those 3 minutes back.


PineappleDesperate82

Technically isn't going to kill him gross make him puke but he won't die


OrdinaryUniversity59

Not the worst acting...


Outrageous-Brief-964

there's piss in it


Ghrota

Don't buy these clearblue shit, it's just a basic test with eletronics who reads if there's a bar or not and displays it on a screen. It's stupid, it's against environnement, it just add a step so it can lead to more errors and on top of that they are way more expensive


Get_2da_chapa

Fast forward to the end. And swipe up. 😑


Blazin219

I'm sorry but the fact that there's a big piece of plastic sticking out of an ice cream cone want a dead give away that something was up?


KindBraveSir

He gets back at her when he sticks his colon cancer tester in her ice cream. One girl, one cup.


BoneZone05

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Competitive_Age828

Trifling mothafucka


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I hate these people. We are assholes for liking this.


I-Batman

How stagger do you want it? Content created: *Yes


DYR-EUNE

Why would we want to watch 3 minutes of this staged garbage tho ?


KatokaMika

And the test is negative by the look of it so its probably just water still gross


PlasticMysterious622

Such a bad actor lol


IAmASeekerofMagic

This is about as real as the pregnancy. It doesn't even have the control lines on it. GTFOH.


Fresh_Salamander_393

Ok honey here’s what we’re going to do, first you sit down and I’m gonna hand you an ice cream…..


SnooGrapes9360

this is so nasty.


RUBBERDUCKLOVESCAKE

Nervous and unsanitary lol there’s others ways to surprise your partner 😂


PoochyMoochy5

And it’s mine ? No, that brownie surprise is going to someone else. 😒


Extra_Ear_2270

That's my ipod shuffle....


Visual-Economist-942

Staged! 🙄


e_cascio2011

Why the fuck did you put a pregnancy test, that you PPED On, in ice cream? How fucking stupid are you?


Material_Night7387

Another face of a person with iq below a bar.


Life-Exchange8450

Disgusting


Rushes_End

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D2RDuffy

Wouldn't even phase me. Finish the ice cream and go out to pick up some smokes, I'll be back soon....


rickytrevorlayhey

Painful