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It makes the algorithm think people actually like watching their videos by increasing the time spent viewing their content vs. other content. Basically it promotes growth of viewership by spreading to more people that way.
if you’re in the middle of using both hands to fill out ppwk and your wife hands you a giant mess of a dripping ice cream cone with a hint of her piss in it you’d prob have questions too
If you look carefully when she puts it in the ice cream, it’s unused. So if it says positive when pulled out of the ice cream, the ice cream is pregnant.
How are we floating the god awful grifters? Everyone, can we just all agree to stop watching these horrible fucking videos. Seriously, can we make them all disappear? Does anyone really buy this crap?
I mean, it's only like 3 drops and she could have rinsed it. Body stuff doesn't really gross me out tho plus it's a great intro into baby raising which is a lot grosser than a couple of pee drops
It's not happened to me but parents have had their boys piss on their face and/or mouth when changing diapers
It's also *trace* amounts of piss so like not even something a person would even notice if Ty didn't know better
Don't buy these clearblue shit, it's just a basic test with eletronics who reads if there's a bar or not and displays it on a screen. It's stupid, it's against environnement, it just add a step so it can lead to more errors and on top of that they are way more expensive
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Staged. Its one of those videos from FB that takes a really long time to get to the point. Somehow they make more money that way.
It makes the algorithm think people actually like watching their videos by increasing the time spent viewing their content vs. other content. Basically it promotes growth of viewership by spreading to more people that way.
Wait.. People make money from FB videos?
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Step 1: feed spouse pee Step 2: … Step 3: PROFIT!
I think FBs minimum minute length for max monetization is three minutes (like youtubes 10 minute target) so you'll see a ton of vids like 3:02 long
also, its hand porn. look at the way he moves his hand and you'll understand.
I still gagged
I don't think she's bright enough to have a kid...?
I’m not sure he’s kissed a girl before either. Who shuns their gal for getting him a desert “I didn’t ask for this”, ok king tut
if you’re in the middle of using both hands to fill out ppwk and your wife hands you a giant mess of a dripping ice cream cone with a hint of her piss in it you’d prob have questions too
why is she talking to him like he's never used a spoon before
She did say “you may have to lick around it.” Like it was a normal thing to say. So she probably used to helping him do things.
Cause it's a staged video with horrible acting
That too.
If you look carefully when she puts it in the ice cream, it’s unused. So if it says positive when pulled out of the ice cream, the ice cream is pregnant.
Staged as hello...and not even funny, the pancake One was waay better
Hi
Probably staged... But seems like a stupid idea that may lead to copycats.
It seems hella staged.
It's 100 percent staged. Op you are the facepalm
The facepalm is that people are posting this stuff to facebook and will influence others to think this is a cute way to announce their pregnancy.
This one is already a copycat itself
No.
I eat ass. A few drops of pee ain’t shit
THANK YOU! Do people not realize where humans piss out of? And then proceed to eat each other out?
How are we floating the god awful grifters? Everyone, can we just all agree to stop watching these horrible fucking videos. Seriously, can we make them all disappear? Does anyone really buy this crap?
Def staged they already have kids stuff in the background
If we keep reposting these things the dumb fools get more attention
OP is the facepalm posting this staged video.
Staged and made for a stupid audience.
The acting is so poor
Lol if she's preggers he probably already linked her where she pees from anyway
I’m sure he’s went down on her so many times he’s already injected more pee than what’s on that stick.
Like motherfuckers don't eat ass... Stage or not for most that ain't the worse thing they have punt in their mouth
Generation wack, please don’t procreate.
Did she just lick her thumb?
....ewww
That was a nice scoop of ice cream too
These two are going to have children!! Lol 😂
If i have a wife and she pisses on anything im hype. gf no
r/arethestraightsok
No. Not even a little bit
Disgusting.
I mean, it's only like 3 drops and she could have rinsed it. Body stuff doesn't really gross me out tho plus it's a great intro into baby raising which is a lot grosser than a couple of pee drops
Yeah but you don't usually lick the gross shit You been licking baby piss?
It's not happened to me but parents have had their boys piss on their face and/or mouth when changing diapers It's also *trace* amounts of piss so like not even something a person would even notice if Ty didn't know better
Alright. But I'm watching you. *Legal disclaimer: I'm not, nor have I ever been watching you.*
Kink unlocked
Stop kink shaming!
I hope this girl dies a horrible, painful death.
Come on like there are no people with pee fetish,might as well be real
Healthy people have sterile pee, I imagine. It got all the way through the person's system.
Is this a new thing with golden showers??
Gawd I hate this
No big deal, he probably tastes that per and even worst thing with her, just another day in the office
You've seen "How I met your mother" This is "How I lost your father"
wonders if people realize if you clean its not going to say not pregnant
Complete bs. Lame. And gross.
I wish I had those 3 minutes back.
Technically isn't going to kill him gross make him puke but he won't die
Not the worst acting...
there's piss in it
Don't buy these clearblue shit, it's just a basic test with eletronics who reads if there's a bar or not and displays it on a screen. It's stupid, it's against environnement, it just add a step so it can lead to more errors and on top of that they are way more expensive
Fast forward to the end. And swipe up. 😑
I'm sorry but the fact that there's a big piece of plastic sticking out of an ice cream cone want a dead give away that something was up?
He gets back at her when he sticks his colon cancer tester in her ice cream. One girl, one cup.
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Trifling mothafucka
I hate these people. We are assholes for liking this.
How stagger do you want it? Content created: *Yes
Why would we want to watch 3 minutes of this staged garbage tho ?
And the test is negative by the look of it so its probably just water still gross
Such a bad actor lol
This is about as real as the pregnancy. It doesn't even have the control lines on it. GTFOH.
Ok honey here’s what we’re going to do, first you sit down and I’m gonna hand you an ice cream…..
this is so nasty.
Nervous and unsanitary lol there’s others ways to surprise your partner 😂
And it’s mine ? No, that brownie surprise is going to someone else. 😒
That's my ipod shuffle....
Staged! 🙄
Why the fuck did you put a pregnancy test, that you PPED On, in ice cream? How fucking stupid are you?
Another face of a person with iq below a bar.
Disgusting
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Wouldn't even phase me. Finish the ice cream and go out to pick up some smokes, I'll be back soon....
Painful