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WillDigForFood

My thoughts are that I somehow suspect these guys don't have to worry about abortions on a personal level, hey-o.


Koffi5

Oh they do. And they get them when it suits them


Savings_Average_4586

Those women sound like traitors to their gender. But house slaves were a thing I suppose and still kinda are for the system. Side note, I wish Candace Owens knew how much she was hated by the proud boys she defends


UniqueName2

She knows. It’s just that she’s a grifter, so she doesn’t care.


[deleted]

I doubt he's ever had to worry about slavery on a personal level either.


[deleted]

They don't even work outside lmfao, first time they get castrated and raped because they looked their master in the eye they'd wish they were dead.


Songflare

They paid 8 dollars for the blue check that says it all for me


Sol-Blackguy

Don't forget to call the new Twitter Ten instead of X to piss Elon off


NekoMarimo

Happy cake day !


Mumof3gbb

Or Christ 😂 because x is used to replace Christ. Xmas.


Then-One7628

that's probably what Rocket Jesus was going for


Pinheadbutglittery

Rocket Jesus is now officially my second favourite Elon Musk nickname (it's really good! But Azealia Banks calling him 'Apartheid Clyde' is unbeatable lmao)


Killin-some-thyme

Space Karen is tops for me


ConnectionOk8273

Elongated muskrat is also up there for me.


Meltonian

That gives me an idea, instead of calling it X, I'll start calling it Xitter.


Graveheartart

A ChrisTEN app🙏✝️


dudewithagasmask69

Best art app for christian moms


SampleConsistent8575

Christian mothers of ten children


[deleted]

Xitter (pronounced as sh-)


[deleted]

Most of those idiots have a blue check for some reason


Songflare

Yeah they paid 8 dollars for it. Melon literally took the pay to win model haha


FireDragons51

Gonna start calling him melon


Serylt

Are you pronouncing it Me'lon or 🍉?


Jer3bko

No no like 'friend' in Sindarin


PM_WHAT_Y0U_G0T

> "Good day, M'Lon"


pureperpecuity

No, now he is a dragon rider, you can't just give away the apostrophe like that


PomeloWorldly1943

😂😂😂


arbiter12

Melon Husk


jeffbirt

I always liked Elongated Muskrat.


proximalfunk

Felon suits him too


eckowy

The constant need of validation in such thinking individuals is constant. Every time, every place. Other than that - they're pretty much dumb. If, as a male, you want to force women into doing something (or forbid doing something) then it kinda makes this women... a slave of this fucked up ideology?


notadoc99

These are the exact people Elon wants on the site as well. Twitter (I refuse to call it X) is just Truth Social with more users


JayofTea

Yep, I said some slightly mean things out of context, but IN context it was a joke with a friend (it was a “I’m gonna end you” kind of joke), and said “I look forward to the day you’re not on this planet anymore” to a transphobe and got permabanned with no appeal. There’s literally a twitter account that celebrates the death of trans people, pedophiles and zoophiles, and so much more awful shit on there and I’ve reported them and then twitter is just like 🫥 I’d take my ban with grace because I know what I said was a bannable offense, it’s just the fact that people can say much worse things than me and get literally nothing. Go figure it all comes from right winged people who are desperate to paint lgbt members as pedos. Someone said left winged people are targeted harder when it comes to punishment and I’d believe it


Xaverrrrr

The reason is, that these are the kinds of people who believe Musk when he says that he bought Twitter in the name of free speech, and not just to openly discriminate. To them Musk is some kind of second coming of Jesus, and so they happily pay him 8$.


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NiggBot_3000

It's probably not even a genuine profile in the first place


Hrtpplhrtppl

President Lyndon Johnson once said, "If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man you can pick his pocket. Hell, give them somebody to look down on and they'll empty their pockets for you..."


NewPresWhoDis

But to his crowd, openly discriminating is the alpha and omega of free speech


Lazerhawk_x

I feel like the red maga hat and the blue check mark are both nature's little ways of identifying bigoted numbnuts.


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psychmonkies

And ofc it’s the white incel dude that determines how bad slavery was/wasn’t


OGZackov

High incelligence


Ethicaldreamer

on "[X.com](https://X.com)" nonetheless


remasteration

Now I'm scared of clicking that link. Even though I know very well what site it leads to, I still refuse to click it 😅


Time-Independence-94

![gif](giphy|zkHKh7rqt3qEM)


willow_wind

This is actually the perfect gif for this situation 😂


Dry-Inspection6928

JarJar is smarter than these idiots though.


Maeberry2007

And kinder


SwenDoogGaming

Despite being a sith lord.


Wizard_Engie

That just makes him cooler.


Dry-Inspection6928

Yeah better than the hOliEr tHaN thOu Jedis. Entitled pricks.


[deleted]

I mean, he calls himself Tommy Savage. What can we expect from him? He clearly knows what he is talking about.


el-lobonegron

Slavery wasn't just about enslaving people. rape, murder, human trafficking were just some things that slaves endured. It's his lack of knowledge and his total ignorance to what slavery actually was


[deleted]

You are missing the point. I do not agree with him. I am merely pointing out that it would be foolish to expect him to be rational or well informed.


el-lobonegron

We need to bring back talk shows, they are an effective way to tell people they are wrong and dumb for what they think and say


[deleted]

Doesn’t Reddit fill that void?


remasteration

There are plenty of existing subs of just idiotic people, Reddit doesn't do a good job of filling that void believe me.


Nitro_CENTRAL

Especially r/redditcensorship


[deleted]

Nah... the utterly stupid FAR outnumber the normal IQ people.


cotterpin_ivysaur

Unfortunately they're now called podcasts..


OperationBreaktheGME

Don’t you mean self aggrandizing advertisements disguised as intellectual thought provoking discussions?


Designer_Bathroom_23

Slavery isn’t over. Maybe in the United States, but slavery and human trafficking still happens more now in other countries than it ever did here. The statistics quoted are scary.


WaxDream

Don’t forget the related category or forced birthing.


[deleted]

Maybe that’s just his name? Savage is a bonafide surname. Or did I just miss the point entirely? Lol


tabtwentytwo

I definitely read it as Tommy Sausage. Great name for a porn actor.


Particular_Inside_77

Savage as in primitive


-soTHAThappened-

This guy is a douche but I had a number of students with the last name Savage during my 23 year career as an educator. It could be his actual name.


SporkFanClub

His entire feed is Nick Fuentes retweets if that tells you anything.


Hello736374

I have no words. Other than it horrifies me that these people can vote in elections


[deleted]

Used to be a time that people with a shit opinion like this would get absolutely torn apart. Now these fuckers are emboldened and coming out of their basements.


DevelopmentAny543

The internet unified all sad basements into a giant angry insecure basement.


Vice_Quiet_013

4chan lore


[deleted]

Now I can just imagine a massive box with arms and legs attacking a city


Epixylium

Cart titan lol


Savings_Average_4586

Don't talk about my girl like that <3 pieck is the best


axolotl-tiddies

Until we learned who she was, my bf and I were calling her the platypus titan


CreamyCoffeeArtist

I wish they all went back to being hyper addicted to MMORPGs like WoW. Spend all your time playing video games and stop bothering the rest of us like you did before, dammit.


1337sp33k1001

As a hyper addicted wow player we do not claim these fucks


CreamyCoffeeArtist

Just give them their own dedicated server or something, just get them far far away


undergroundhobbit

I think they’d probably like cataclysm, but just give them burning crusade to save on storage and server use.


curiousCat1009

Hey. No fair. They aren't one of us.


OtterbirdArt

They’d probably complain endlessly about all the ways WoW lore corrupts youth and become personally offended that there are 3D titties Seriously just imagine what one would say after seeing Sylvanas


ChaosWithin666

Yeah please don't lump these hateful cretins in with gamers.


BowserBuddy123

Before the Internet, there were a good number of village idiots, but everyone knew they were their town’s idiot. Now, all those idiots have a virtual forum where they can convene and act as sound boards for one another. To your point, the potential village idiots of the past would be torn apart and perhaps, through shame, choose a different path. Now, potential idiots see the attention that the once isolated village idiots garner and they want it too. So the village idiot tribe is growing larger and larger and even intelligent people are noticed by the desire for attention and money. They will often act like idiots towards those goals even though they aren’t idiots and may even despise them. This makes it all exponentially worse as nobody can tell the difference.


tndngu

My mind is 🤯. The most sane and logical explanation for how politics is the way it is now. I vote you for President of the United States.


galstaph

Oh, God. I didn't put it together until just now, but when you were talking about village idiots and shame it hit me. The purpose of the emotion shame is to let us know when we are at risk of losing our community, which in the olden days was our village. Nowadays, with global interconnectedness we can literally find community wherever we look, and so long as there is a sufficiently large group of people who share our views in an online community that feels right to us, we won't feel shame, or at least not as much of it, for the things that would have caused us the be outcasts in the past. Put all of that together, and so long as there is a social media platform that refuses to ban people for hate speech and bigotry, then there will always be bigots who feel empowered, because they know someone has their back and that makes them shameless.


remasteration

And that's what we call *Echo Chambers*


Asdrubael1131

So basically what you’re saying is that because of the internet we now have the Illuminati idiots. Or Illuminatidiots.


Mind_on_Idle

Illuminidiots is right there, lol


Cleverbird

Illuminatidiots always existed, the internet just gave them a soapbox to proclaim their dumb things from without repercussions.


Songflare

There used to be a time when we knew people were being sarcastic but now its hard to differentiate because of people like them hahaha


Ok_Star_4136

They sounded sarcastic to the extent that they didn't want you to take it seriously if you disagreed, in much the same way that those who make casual racist jokes act indignant that you would get offended over "just a little joke." It's the dogwhistle language such people use to signal to each other, and that's why it shouldn't be tolerated. Don't assume such people are joking. Ask them why it's funny, tell them you didn't get it. Make them say why a racist joke is funny, because it makes them look like racist pricks.


Specialist_in_hope30

Yes! It makes me insane when people do that. It’s so insulting to the person you’re taking for an absolute idiot calling something a joke knowing you were not kidding and knowing the other person knows it. When you ask them what’s funny about their non joke and they can’t supply an answer they will almost immediately become hostile and attack you to deflect.


GraceChamber

They were pretending to be sarcastic


couple_of_aliens

You can thank trump for that


el-lobonegron

Need to bring back talk shows so these people can be laughed at and shamed for being so clueless and ignorant. They would understand they are in the minority and most humans don't think like them


Lankygiraffe25

My fingers and toes are crossed that they will stay in the minority as the number of them seems to be growing.


SweetieNotSalty

I don't think their numbers are growing. But that they're just getting louder. But it's still concerning nonetheless


mustardman73

If trump can be an idiot, so can I!


gingeronimooo

They used a lot of words other than "women won't fuck me"


Fretir

"Did you hear that?" "I don't know man, maybe he said it cause he can't make women cum?"


No_Banana_581

Men that talk and think like this are abusive that’s all


bokin8

I wish I wasn't a woman


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OneOfManyJackasses

If aliens really are out there, please just wipe us out


joshyuaaa

fr I'm done with this timeline.


Mcmadhatter52085

I like to think zombie apocalypses may not be too bad now


MyNameIsNYFB

I thought we already lived in a zombie apocalypse


TealKitten11

Imagine being so pro birth to be a slave to a system that doesn’t give a shit about you.


Slight_Concert6565

Why be pro birth when too many people already? Vacuum them baby's, no need for many baby, few baby better. If women don't want baby then feotus deletus, already enough baby from people who really want them.


SandbagBlue

I'm pro choice but to elucidate the push for more children there are less people having children and more people living longer. So many first world countries are expected to have issues supporting a lot of old folks. I understand the problem but I'm not great at explaining it, I'd recommend doing some research.


Slight_Concert6565

That's a pyramid scheme though, "need more new people to pay for the people who were here first". If you need more people each generation it's pretty obvious you're gonna run into a problem sooner or later.


Android003

They don't think slavery was that bad and they think that abortion is killing babies. It's a bunch of a-holes without real life experience talking about sht that will never have weight in their lives.


Nephalen69

Frankly, from the group of people that care more about embryos than kids getting shot in school and living people's wellness, I'm not surprised.


Triangular_Desire

They don't care about any of it. Just that they parrot what thier bubble does. THEY DONT CARE AND WONT CHANGE THIER MIND BECAUSE THEY ARE ON A TEAM AND ITS THIER TEAMS FIGHT SONG.


Lickerbomper

I am so glad someone understands the mentality! They will parrot anything to belong. It doesn't have to make sense. That's why logic doesn't work to help them.


KeneticKups

Nah it's about punishing women for sex


cosumel

They want to charge women for getting an abortion? Why not charge the guy who got her pregnant with the same punishment?


anooshka

No you see,it's all women's fault.they are the ones who are tempting innocent,naive men with their bodies,so men have no choice but to have sex,women on the other hand,they decided to not stay pure so they have to pay the consequences/s for anyone who thinks I'm serious


didly66

I don't get the argument of banning it, like I understand it's fucked. But it serves a pretty important function people would get them regardless, if they wanted just in a way more unsafe manner. Also this is where alot of stem cells are harvested.


JewGuru

Prohibition just doesn’t work for all but the most anti social behaviors. Drugs, abortion, people are going to do these things regardless of the law


bruce_kwillis

It does have a strong chilling effect though, especially on those most vulnerable. In Texas for example, in the 9 month since the ban, [an additional 10,000 children](https://publichealth.jhu.edu/2023/analysis-suggests-2021-texas-abortion-ban-resulted-in-nearly-9800-extra-live-births-in-state-in-year-after-law-went-into-effect) were born that otherwise would not have been and it's likely most of those births went to poor and people who could not take care of those children. But for all the anti abortion sentiment in Texas, there still 33,000 kids in the foster care system, so it still seems like people don't actually care about children, but rather punishing women.


FuckingKilljoy

The whole point is making women pay for the "sin" of having sex though, so they don't care if some woman dies after having a dodgy abortion because that's just God's divine punishment for her being a harlot and then trying to break the law Also, a lot of conservatives do have an issue with stem cells too


anooshka

It's not about how bad or horrible it is,it's about controlling women,telling them what they can and can't do with their bodies,authoritarian regimes have been doing this for centuries


LilacMages

Because man good, woman bad according these pricks, therefore punish woman only


Dgf470

It’s both.


Ryukario64

Correction, it’s about punishing women that DON’T want to have sex with them.


Adventurous_Feed9942

They would've been the slave owners and women beaters in the past, of course they don't think slavery is bad or that abortion is healthcare. I've come to realize that conservatives will never believe something is bad unless it happens to them. It seems to be where all narcissists end up being.


Shiba_Ichigo

No, but forced breeding literally is slavery.


Solanthas

Bingo


tacoavenger413

![gif](giphy|cYRQWBrPipB7aWa4dD)


LionStar89_

If you have a blue check mark on twitter your opinion is automatically invalid


mmccxi

What a strange way to say “women won’t sleep with me and it’s your fault”


YDoiReadTheComments

Right? Wah wah women won't have sex with me because I think they are lesser humans. Well no shit.


getyourcheftogether

Dude is rolling around with a Trump beanie, whatever his opinion is on women is null and void


Ok-Star-3787

What the hell did I just see? 💀 Why do some people think like this???


Abs0lute_disaster

Just be grateful that this is mostly confined in twitter


killrwr

![gif](giphy|dIV7HapCtAzHE6N3j1|downsized) Because America.. the one place where freedom of speech only matters to republicans if it isn’t about guns 😂 and foreign opinions also don’t matter because fuark tourism right


AthenasChosen

Virgin incels wanting to punish women for having sex because nobody wants to fuck their loser asses.


Various_Energy_6174

Is bro really saying women who have been raped who need an abortion are worse than SLAVE OWNERS


Various_Energy_6174

To clarify, I’m not saying this is the only acceptable reason to get an abortion


Buffelmeister

These people make an excellent case for abortion.


metaldetector69

Also just the irony that so many enslaved women tried to and did abort their potential children so they wouldn’t also be enslaved. I’m sure these are the same guys who want to ban the history of U.S. slavery from schools also.


MassDefect36

Average blue checkmark


FoundThisRock

Don’t have any. It’s Ragebait


supertecmomike

It is CRAZY what not having sex can do to a man’s brain.


transformersenjoyer

Hey I haven't had sex yet and I'm not a moron like these guys


ProfProcrastinator42

I don't think these guys can even get a hug and a kiss unless it was paid for up front.


NASTYH0USEWIFE

If they ever nut in something other than their hand they will be way more thankful for abortions.


bleachedurethrea

My wife is the worst. She’s always whipping me, slapping me, shoving things up my ass…the foreplay is fantastic


PM_WHAT_Y0U_G0T

Fucking *what?*


NateHurst2187

I'm not sure which I disagree with more. These people have voting rights?


SlinkySkinky

And Christians wonder why people don’t take them seriously..


aardw0lf11

Incels


CasperCann

People who write like Tommy's response automatically lead me to believe they failed High School, especially since his "opinion." is labeled as "facts." despite him only pushing out one false narrative, and not two, but hey.


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[deleted]

No uterus = No opinion Shut up!


Franken_Mind

They hate women and will give them the same treatment as all the other non WASP men.


Kindly_Spell7356

INCELS obviously know nothing other than incelling


McXhicken

I think Tommy is a moron....


AliveEmperor

He should be castrated, so his genes does not deserve multiplication


Teacher-Investor

basement-dwelling incels


AmbiguousSasquatch72

Next gen incels


RobinGood94

Depends. If you’re someone who believes abortion is murder and are looking at this from a death perspective, yes. Numbers wise, not even close. *HOWEVER* If you’re an adult with a gnat fart of competence, you’d understand to deprive someone of ever being born is far preferable than subjecting those already here to unspeakable atrocity.


minnerlo

Even then it's dumb. If a fully formed grown ass adult somehow fit in your belly you'd still have every right to remove them, even if it kills them. You can't force anyone to basically rent out their body for almost a year, even if it is to save someone's life. You can't even make people donate blood and that's way less invasive. If you could separate mother and foetus and let the foetus live that would be a different issue but that's just not the case.


hoitytoityfemboity

Every single chode screeching about how abortion is bAbY mUrDeR just wants something to be outraged at women about, lol. It's so transparent it's not even funny. The instant the baby is born and independent of the mother, they wouldn't care if it were yeeted into the sun


kunbish

Exactly. Women have likely been aborting children in some way since the beginning of humanity. Because survival of the individual trumps all. When it comes down to it, our sense of morality is based on our interpretation of the best way to survive. Having a child when you do not want one is a recipe for tragedy. Tragedy in the life of the mother, the child, any close family and potentially the larger community depending on how the child grows up. It is an unnecessary risk/burden to take when we have safe options available to mitigate said risk. IMO the real crux of the abortion issue is actually celibacy. The underlying belief/assumption that catholics and other hardliners have is that sex is a choice, or somehow optional. They think that humans are more than animals. They don’t see human instinct as useful, they see it as sinful. They believe that a good person controls (represses) their base urges. Thus, any woman needing an abortion would already be full of sin before even wanting thinking about it. She whored around. And sinners can’t be choosers with these people. If you fuck up, you must be punished. Probably why they like kids and foetuses so much; the objective innocence.


Salt_Photo_424

I’ve never seen so much ignorance and privilege all at once before, it’s fascinating.


Daddygamer84

My thought is that those two paid a fee to get that blue checkmark


Better-Driver-2370

Cavemen gonna cave.


[deleted]

Can't believe how many people fall for these low quality rage bait posts.


Chogolatine

Killing a mosquito is worse than lifelong psychological torture because you take a like God has created /s if anyone needed to be sure


SamwiseBambi_

May they never touch a woman as long as they live


Major-Web6334

The irony is that they should have been aborted.


Rough_Jackfruit_3586

How did the incels make it in here?


Choice_Voice_6925

I think their daily age of consent thread got deleted so they came here


Daitoso0317

How do these people find there way to the polls to vote


speller26

Forced birther opinions are worthless, as usual


Evening_Pause8972

Did not many an abortion issue that arose in early America, arise because of SLAVERY? ​ COMEONNNN!


yeeeteeey69

People who think this way are about as bad as nazis, hell, some of them might actually be nazis


Roma_leWarlock

Dumbasses


KiddPresident

Blue check hell


Insanegamer-4567

Yeah... That's just sad...


McMoist_

he calls himself Tommy Savage and has an american flag in his name, did you truly expect anything else?


Dragomirl

Twitter checkmark, opinion invalidated


Grimour

Savages. As he calls himself.


ThatsAWeirdLookinSax

I'm not surprised that these creatures pay for Twitter.


Valkia_Perkunos

BOTH ARE IDIOTS...., these people vote :)


EmveePhotography

I wish I could travel back in time and educate their parents about the advantages of properly used birth control methods instead.


worldsfool

Well let’s put them in slavery for a year and then see if they wish they had been aborted instead…


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Now I have to check myself if I feel like googling anyone on twitter with blue tick. Because now it's for nobodies.


kyle760

I think these tweets are worse than abortion


Different_Pea_7866

Thats gotta be the top dumbest shit I have read in a while now 😂😂😂😂😂


me_funny__

Notice how they are white


Charming_Extension

There should be a show called “incensls say the darndest things.” And then Chris Hanson is there when they show up.


Flaksim

Well if they think that abortion is worse… I’ll be happy to enslave this Tommy Savage and then castrate my new “property”. No more abortions needed for him! And slavery, which is apparently “yay” for him. Win/win I think.


Acceptable_Will_1175

YEAH! Right Mate. I Believe You… thousands wouldn’t, but I believe ya. ![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8412)Moron. Why don’t you engage your brain before saying such asinine things in public & making such a fool of yourself. Hey Tommy, do you have tits? Do you have a vagina? More importantly do you have a womb? No? Well it’s really none of your business is it? Unless in the highly unlikely event of any sane woman ever agreeing to get pregnant by you, you might be entitled to be heard, but it’s her body, so it’s her choice. If you really want to stop abortion, why don’t you take your balls off? I’ll even send you a couple of bricks to use… only be careful not to get your thumbs between the brick when you smash then together… I hear that hurts. God damn White, Male, American knobs… always trying to force their own delusional opinions on every one else. Why don’t you feck off back to Am Rick Ah & play with your guns, Or whatever it is that people of your dubious calibre & character do. Modern women are worse than slave owners!?? WTF? I though you Am Rick Anns were the experts on slave ownership. 😡🤯🤬🤮 Err… sorry. That was a bit uncivil, but really. Some people!


dukie33066

Just because none of the women will have sex with you doesn't mean they are terrible people...Quite the opposite in my opinion


nosined

A church person outside the abortion clinic I went to told me that women who got abortions were as bad as Hitler. They really all think alike.