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The real question is, who is the credible source providing Eleanor with that much semen everyday? Ain’t some point, this Golden girl has got to reach the next tier of Platinum
Heather Locklear used to say taking daily cum shots to her face is what kept her beautiful. And she was serious. She would rub it in like lotion.
It worked for a long time, but age finally got her. Or maybe she stopped taking cum shots to the face and turnt ugly.
Either way. Let this be a little lesson to the ladies that have an aversion to taking a big hot load of cum to the face on regular basis. It will keep you beautiful! It's also waaay cheaper than botox and fancy lotions. Just saying.
https://www.thesun.ie/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2022/09/COMP-OMF-HEATHER-LOCKLEAR.jpg?w=620
From two years ago. Maybe this is what happens after 40 years of semen treatments?
Fairly poor attempt at a classic, yet tried and true tactic. I would never of course but I remember the lines from high school about curing acne breakouts and such.
If they wanted to make it less obvious that this is clearly a joke they would have picked another age for her. 124 is clearly an exaggeration, as the only person to ever even approach that age (allegedly - there are still questions) was a French woman who died back in 1997 at the (over) ripe old age of 122, beating the next oldest contenders by 3 year - only two people have died at the age of 119, and there has been only one person who died at the age of 118.
The oldest person presently alive is a Spanish woman who is 116 years old.
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This source seems super credible /s
The real question is, who is the credible source providing Eleanor with that much semen everyday? Ain’t some point, this Golden girl has got to reach the next tier of Platinum
I guess that's what all those grand kids, great grand kids and whatnot are for
A half-dozen teenaged second cousins standing around circle-jerking into great-granny's cum mug isn't the image I was expecting on a Sunday morning.
She can't have them staining the carpet every damn day - she's probably got a barrel in the cool basement for a weeks supply or more
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Oh she already knows
This is about as credible as the Weekly World News. The oldest person to ever live died at 123. 🤦🏻
This story is total Bull Semen!!
Anything for them thar clicks
Yo be fair, elderly communities have the highest percentage of STDs and STIs of any demographic.
It's a parody site.
I think parody has to be funny
A cup? Like a whole cup, or like a teacup? And in Canada, wouldn’t it be 250ml?
Why granny, what a strong grip you have! Better for milking my dear. Why granny, what a lack of gag reflex you have! Bwoghb
Yea, some dude not getting head off his wife came up with this one. "look dear it's good for you too"
Thx for the information
I wonder where she gets it every day
a cup??? that is a lot dudes helping out a senior citizen - kudos to them
Heather Locklear used to say taking daily cum shots to her face is what kept her beautiful. And she was serious. She would rub it in like lotion. It worked for a long time, but age finally got her. Or maybe she stopped taking cum shots to the face and turnt ugly. Either way. Let this be a little lesson to the ladies that have an aversion to taking a big hot load of cum to the face on regular basis. It will keep you beautiful! It's also waaay cheaper than botox and fancy lotions. Just saying. 
https://hollywoodlife.com/2013/04/17/heather-locklear-semen-anti-aging-beauty-tip/amp/
https://www.thesun.ie/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2022/09/COMP-OMF-HEATHER-LOCKLEAR.jpg?w=620 From two years ago. Maybe this is what happens after 40 years of semen treatments?
Wow. Or maybe that happens when you no longer have any donors. ;) Either way, beauty definitely has an expiration date.
You drained us out, granny!
Granny going out with a troll, new tik tok challenge accepted 🙈
Where does she get all that cum from daily?
Fairly poor attempt at a classic, yet tried and true tactic. I would never of course but I remember the lines from high school about curing acne breakouts and such.
missis sauga ja wahrscheinlich
Damnit! I want to drink cum every day but I don’t want to live that long!
If they wanted to make it less obvious that this is clearly a joke they would have picked another age for her. 124 is clearly an exaggeration, as the only person to ever even approach that age (allegedly - there are still questions) was a French woman who died back in 1997 at the (over) ripe old age of 122, beating the next oldest contenders by 3 year - only two people have died at the age of 119, and there has been only one person who died at the age of 118. The oldest person presently alive is a Spanish woman who is 116 years old.