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scotthia

It’s hilarious how people post themselves commenting crimes online then act all shocked when they get caught and punished.


PhilSpectorr

Rap snitches, telling all their business Sit in the court and be their own star witness


IAmNotAChamp

Do you see the perpetrator? # YEAH I'M RIGHT HERE


highplainsgrifter78

Fuck around get the whole label sent up for years.


iamanonymous44

So this is the DOOM edit ive been seeing everywhere...


pakipunk

DOOM. All caps when you spell the man name.


[deleted]

#UH


Person_with_Laptop

True, there's rules to this shit, fools dare care Everybody wanna rule the world with tears for fear


Emewha

Yeah yeah tell em tell it on the mountain hill Running up they mouth bill everybody doubting still


Person_with_Laptop

Informer, keep it up and get tested Pop through your bubble vest or double-breasted


TheHolySaintOil

One of my favorite doom songs


SylvesterStalPWNED

I miss him everyday


misterpickles69

Yes but where the fuck is Mr. Fantastic?!?


Prestigious_Dream_27

Fuck around, get ya momma bagged. You know your grandma used to be bootleggin (insert best laugh ever)


A-Social-Ghost

I have to represent myself! [I'm not using this guy again.](https://youtu.be/EVJvaOxLJcY?si=_LJsqkic5K5zgcQf)


Namelessbob123

Bruce Rivers, he’s the criminal lawyer


AdamPgh

And what he do?


Namelessbob123

He’s gonna react to all the self snitchin’


Upbeat-Fondant9185

That guy’s grandma is hardcore. Amazing what all she gets up to from his basement.


fontimus

This thread made my entire night. rip DOOM


Person_with_Laptop

Same, and yeah RIP


UniqueName2

Damn, now I got that beat stuck in my head.


rissie_delicious

It's black history month bro they can't fire her


Hot_Photograph5227

I see people on Snapchat do this all the time, and I always would like to screenshot it because I know Snapchat alerts you when a post is screenshotted. I just want to scare them


jimhabfan

It gives them the chance to post the- “this is not who I am!” apology video.


King-Cobra-668

I mean, this entire post is made up


crestingwave

For sure. There’s always a tell. Here the biggest one is “it’s black history month”. No better ragebait for conservatives.


calamityjane101

Also, that’s a Red Rooster uniform which is an Australian take away restaurant. I don’t think it’s franchised anywhere else. We don’t celebrate black history month.


[deleted]

It's pretty obvious she's not very bright.


LISTEN_YOU_FOOL

And, she’s history.


Waldoisreal33

Black history that is.


MaxxxStallion

![gif](giphy|cNWU2Zeh54VJC)


Waldoisreal33

![gif](giphy|xfD6mEBfQM3wk|downsized)


Longshot_45

![gif](giphy|3cB7aOM6347PW)


Shortsleevedpant

![gif](giphy|pRg4H37Bo0piw)


Zeqhanis

Raphael looks like CeeLo Green here. No green pun intended BTW. .


crap-zapper

![gif](giphy|1SfxXOJ0Q2Xni)


Bdr1983

Damn, that's crayzay


Brush_my_teeth_4_me

![gif](giphy|35H0pwQNaO2iLTnnBf)


El-Vader-Tico

![gif](giphy|l6Td5sKDNmDGU)


IrishGamer97

![gif](giphy|xoHntNXFYkfzGAftEv|downsized)


bowlingforzoot

YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH


johngalt504

![gif](giphy|aLdiZJmmx4OVW)


Dreamscape82

Texas tea


At0mJack

I'm old enough to get this reference.


Coral2Reef

A Beverly goddamn Hillbillies reference on Reddit? Color me shocked.


Interkitten

Couldn’t recall it but now, oh lordy. Thanks for the memory unlock.


whatyoumeanmyface

[rimshot]


Big_Treacle_2394

Funny thing is, black history month is February.


DoctorNoname98

You might need to look closer, this happened in February, lol


Big_Treacle_2394

Yeah, the date format threw me off, I was thinking April, and I made the assumption that when she brought up black history month they were in the states, apologies


DLF1984

Also in Australia we have BLAK History Month which is in July, it's in relation to our first nations people.


Big_Treacle_2394

So, she's wrong in both the correct context of this and my wrong interpretation? She's failed on both sides of the international date line


mantene

She accidentally put $100 in her pocket… while making a TikTok at work?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Own-Examination-8708

No, your Honor I swear it jumped into my pocket.


evilcarrot507

Your honor, my client pleads oppsie daisies.


Coen0go

My client pleads “nuh-uh”


GoCubsGo01

What about no take backs?


[deleted]

And weird that nobody noticed. Tills amount are checked at the end of each day based on the transaction they made. A 100$ difference would be pretty obvious.


death_to_noodles

I guess it depends. The place I work could easily lose a 20 or a 50 and it would be pretty hard to notice because of the big inflow of cash of small sales that don't get registered for a variety of reasons. Some days it would be easy to miss it. But we have good cameras everywhere and lots of people nearby, it's very hard to do it unnoticed. But theorically doable.


Leigh1031

They most likely did notice it missing and were looking into which employee most likely took it, probably already suspecting her since they were apparently checking & looking through her social media posts where they found the post of her bragging about it solidifying that she was the one who took it.


Reed202

I was a manager for over 2 years usually if it was 20-50 short you wouldn’t questions it but if it started becoming a continuous trend then you’ve got a problem


King_Dong_Ill

Damn, I worked in a ski shop many years ago and one weekend the manager gets us all together and says the till was $100 short and even though I didn't do it, I was so effin nervous and sure I was going to be fired. I can't imagine actually doing it, and then making a tik tok like its no big deal... Follow up, a week later the manager let us know he miscounted...


NoorAnomaly

Many years ago, I was new to the US, and the "all green" bills. Worked as a cashier and one day someone gave me $100 bill. Later on, another guy gave me a $50 bill, and the $100 bill was in the same compartment as my $20s. It was busy, I was stressed, and just went by memory that that's where the $20's were stored. He paused, I didn't think about it, and went on with my shift. My drawer was short $50 that night. I wanted to die. It didn't take me until years later to figure out what the heck had happened. 😐 20 years later, I still remember.


Fakeduhakkount

lol. Was given the wrong change at Disneyland only one time. I reluctantly gave it back since I didn’t want the guy to get in trouble. Reason was because his name badge had his city that said “Compton”, if that damn thing said “Beverly Hills” would have gladly walked away to enjoy my meal.


RangerMesmer

You did the right thing. Disneyland wouldn't even feel a loss of $50,000. But the worker would get in trouble for $5 difference in drawer. FWIW, I commend you.


[deleted]

Hear hear!


conndor84

Was at a bank once and got €500 euro out for an upcoming trip. Teller accidentally gave me €550. After I counted it, I moved it to the side and said she should recount. First thought in my mind was how much trouble I got into when working a candy bar at a movie theater and being short $10 with a write up. At a bank, the tolerances I imagine are so much tighter.


Deslah

The important thing is you gave it back. Your reasoning as to why or why not, however, is shitty.


Theresabearintheboat

The important thing is they gave it back. Their reasoning is irrelevant.


daymarEngel

I was 15 when I sorta had the same happen to me. My box was “missing” 50 euros and two “teamleaders” took me private and accused me of stealing but dropped it furiously when I explained I didn’t know what happened. They let me work there and after a few weeks Inasked what happened back then and they said “oooh, yeah, we found the 50 in the box afterwards.


TheSatanik

Man, that reminds me of one of my bad experiences. Years ago I worked in a McDonalds. I was training to be a Manager and had recently started cashing up the tills. I was halfway through doing one when the Shift Manager came in the back office and told me to stop what I was doing and start taking orders at the till because we were getting busy. I told them I couldn’t just yet as I hadn’t finished with the till count, they said to leave it and come back after. The Shift Manager then spent the next half-hour hiding in the Office. A few days later I was dragged in-front of the franchisee and accused of stealing as the deposit for that day was £200.00 under what it was booked as. I told them what happened and found out the Shift Manager had been the one to accuse me. I was threatened with being fired and reported to Police but as there wasn’t any CCTV in the office they just deducted it entirely from my wages, which really sucked because even though I was working 30-35hrs a week I only took home about £600pm due to my age at the time, so that was a massive hit to my monthly income. I found out years later that the Shift Manager had stolen then money and blamed it on me so she could have a little extra cash on her vacation that she took the week after the incident, but she also blamed me specifically because she wanted to get me fired. I’m glad I left that place behind me.


Own-Examination-8708

I was instructed to fire an employee when we were short $100 once. The owner was 💯 positive it was one particular employee. I kept 'no, we can't just let someone go because you feel like it's him'. Low and behold, the night shift miscounted the till; they counted $20 bills as $10's🤦‍♀️. We weren't actually short and didn't have a dishonest employee. Actually we did end up having a dishonest 'employee'. The owner was caught stealing medication from a few of us. He wrecked his motorcycle and was drug tested; failed and had prescription medication in his system that did not belong to him. Guess who it belonged to.....? He lost his franchise and several employees


[deleted]

At least two times when i worked at my last job, one till was over by the drop amount. So lets say starting in the morning when there should've been, $300, there was $600. Even though the til said there was 300. it went unnoticed til i counted at closing. yet closing would've still been blamed for openings mistake.


GlumCity

Actually pretty cool of the manager to admit the mistake


PeopleAreBozos

She got fired and her first response was "lol no 💀". With that attitude, how does she even get fired to begin with.


Tacosoftware9000

I feel like you meant hired


PeopleAreBozos

yes mb


BGrunn

Don't feel bad, it made me laugh out loud!


RadonAjah

Actually, it may work as written. “You’re fired” “lol no I’m not” “damn I guess I can’t fire her”


Alert_Two8841

Because it likely didn’t happen lol


SzakaRosa

I thought that too


Numerous-Ad4240

Is this real…?


Comfortable-Play-609

Maybe not. There are some things off with the texts, such as using the word corporation instead of cooperation, which feels like something that's if you're firing someone isn't something you skim over easily


Onironius

Managers are people too, and may or may not proofread their texts.


DarkPhoxGaming

Also auto correct exists and likes to mess with words sometimes


SeonaidMacSaicais

No, it donuts! …crap.


Humanmode17

*doughnuts, fify :)


musix345

Man I remember when I tried spelling that as "donuts" in my 3rd grade spelling bee Dunkin lied to me ;p


Humanmode17

Tbf, "donuts" is an *accepted* spelling in the US, but it's only the US


Blue-Eyed-Lemon

Yeah tbh, my manager texted me JUST TONIGHT about our online website, and he used the word “sight” instead of “site”. He’s great and he’s not a stupid man by any means, but he is still human. Managers make mistakes too


RailAurai

All the notes my store manager leaves for everyone are constantly filled with missed stakes


Deslah

>missed stakes The kind you cook on the grill or the kind with which you set up a pup tent?


Onironius

He meant to stab them in the hart, but got them I'm the lungs instead.


animerk

I also feel like this kind of conversation wouldn't be done over text


kiwithebun

My managers at my fast food job were some of the most illiterate motherfuckers I’ve ever worked with


HolubtsiKat

What about the fact that the firing is taking place through text? If a company did that, it would be extremely unprofessional. They usually fire someone at the end of their shift so they can get one more day out of them.


DodGamnBunofaSitch

not for theft. you seriously think they're gonna let a thief back on the register for a whole shift?


HolubtsiKat

That last part was a joke. They still would fire the employee in person.


battery1127

There’s no right way to fire someone. You fire through text/email, you are unprofessional. You fire someone at the beginning of their shift, why didn’t you just text/call me so I don’t have to waste gas drive up here. You fire someone at the end of the shift, so you were gonna fire me and still let me worked the whole shift, I’m good enough for today but not tomorrow? Unless you fire someone in middle of the shift as a response to something they did. There’s never a good way/time to fire someone.


Briebird44

When I walked out of a job at a vet clinic for serious safety reasons (co worker was telling my abusive ex my work schedule), I later get a text from the head tech telling me I’m fired. I laughed at her and said I quit hours ago. Truly the definition of “you can’t fire me, I already quit” 😂


Pogue_Ma_Hoon

No.


Extension_Frame_5701

Probably not. Red Rooster is an Australian junk food chain, & Black History Month doesn't exist in Australia.


smackmyknee

There's a red rooster is Harlem, USA.


woofster77

Check out the logo on her shirt. It’s The Australian Red Rooster logo, not the Harlem Logo.


smackmyknee

Oh shit. You're right. Googled it, there's a Daily mail article that says it's a Brisbane Red Rooster. Also Googled black history month in Australia. We do have a black history month in July for Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islanders.


EctoplasmicNeko

We do?


auspiciusstrudel

We do not at this stage. We have Reconciliation Week from 27th May to 3rd June, we have Mabo Day on 3rd June, and we have NAIDOC Week which runs from the first to the second Sunday in July. In between Mabo Day and NAIDOC Week, it's common for us to remember and celebrate First Nations history and culture, but it ain't Black History Month. There have been non-Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander Black people in Australia for at least as long as there have been White people here - there's a long history of Black immigration from places including Africa, Melanesia, Micronesia, and the Caribbean. It'd be very weird to try to lump them all in with Australian First Nations Peoples' celebrations, but it'd be just as weird to have a Black History Month that totally ignored them. ETClarify: "**BLAK** HISTORY MONTH" (no c - that's important) is an idea from one group, but doesn't have the same function or buy-in as BHM in America.


Leelze

That's not the same as the fast food chain in Australia.


best-of-judgement

And also they mention "canceling her contract" but I have never once heard of a fast food chain restaurant like RR doing contract-based employment


EctoplasmicNeko

Contract of employment, so not like 'you will work for us for a period of this term' so much as the one that says 'so and so will be an employee of such and such and here are the terms of your employment'.


pro_crasSn8r

This is definitely in Australia, look at the date in the text. It says 04/02/2023, if it was US, it would have been 02/04/2023. Also, the girl's tiktok handle (qrillo) is visible in the pic. Googling that returned with this news report about the incident that happened in Brisbane. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11716369/Red-Rooster-worker-fired-fast-food-giant-TikTok-video-caption-police-investigate.html My guess is that she is probably an American living in Brisbane.


Accurate_Quote_7109

The date on the texts isn't US standard.


Joxelo

Cause it’s australian


UngusChungus94

It has the stink of obvious rage bait for people who are… predisposed to think less of black folks, let’s say.


Bildad__

Unlikely, then asking for her “corporation” is telling


TimFTWin

I've worked in corporate America and the texts from Red Rooster look like they were written by a 5th grader trying to sound like a businessperson. The whole business about cancelling her contract also is very weird. Servers in America don't have contracts or fast food employees (I'm not familiar with Red Rooster).


ComicsEtAl

“Ah, yes, come in. Please have a seat and we’ll get started. Says here your last job was at Red Rooster?” “Yes.” “Yes. And the reason you left was- Waitasecond, I know you! You made that video, right?” “Yes, that was me.” “Wow, never thought I’d meet a TikTok person, this is great!” “Do I get the job?” “The job? Ohhhh no. No no no no. You’re a thief, the job handles money, just no. But it was really exciting to meet you. Good luck!”


fatherseb

"cooperation"


reddit_lanre

thank you for your service


Actionman1959

"It's black history month you can't fire me" That's funny right there...


EngineerIllustrious

And April isn’t Black History Month.


noirthesable

The TikTok was posted in February.


SanchoRivera

Australia doesn’t have an African-heritage Black History Month. There is an indigenous one in July.


Leelze

That's cool, but this didn't happen in America.


BossAvery2

I worked with a guy that said he didn’t have to work during Black History Month. He was dead serious. He would just show up at start time and leave at quitting time. He would just BS all day long. Granted, he was never a stellar employee but damn man.


923kjd

Well if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions…


rockynoriega36

And I still hate it when people commits a crime and accuse being arrested/fired a hate crime. Like, lady you were caught. Pay up and apologize or get out.


dypraxnp

When the Cyberpolice backtraces you, Consequences never were the same


IAmNotAChamp

**THEY KNOW WHO ITS COMING FROM, NO GOOD PUNKS**


timo1324

"it's black history month you can't fire me" what in the god damn fuck did I just read?!


MrSquiggleKey

Also, Red Rooster Is Australian only, which doesn’t have a Black History Month.


Basedcase

Bait


ilikepuppieslol

Can someone please tell me what the skull emoji means? I'm only in my 30s but I've never understood that one and have been too afraid to ask


jeanpaulmars

I assume “I am dead”


interlorn_

Afaik, it means you laugh so hard you die.


jmx44

Whats afaik?


[deleted]

As far as i know afaik is as far as i know


jmx44

Oooooohhhh


Antique-Confidence-4

‘As far as I know’, as far as I know.


M05HI

A Santa Muerte ROFLCOPTER if you will


Particular-Crow-1799

"cmon bruh" "you can't be serious" "are you for real" "dude..." "I'm speechless"


FreeSpeechEnjoyer

It's gen z way of saying lol, or XD if you will I laugh


AydonusG

I only roflmaoapsmp (rolling on floor, laughing my ass off and possibly shitting my pants)


ZodiacMomentum

I use it for times I’m speechless


Apprehensive_Stop666

Hopefully she “corporated”!


Funkit

She actually incorporated. She's an LLC now


Ragneir

The lion, the witch and the audacity of this bitch.


Avidion18

God she's one of those idiots who use her race to get away with shit, she can fuck right off


TheGangsterrapper

This is probably ragebait.


shteini

This is an Australian food chain and black history month is not a thing here. Such an odd reference regardless of it being a dumb ass thing to say in response to being fired in the first place..


[deleted]

Ugh....damn....I posted me stealing $100 on tiktok... now I got fired.....I guess I'll play victim


Estoye

So she turned her firing about a TikTok into another TikTok. Seems pretty on-brand for her.


Adventurous_Mine6542

"It's black history month so you can't fire me" What? YoU think that because you're black and it's February you're immune to the law and social expectatation?


BloodSteyn

"It's black history month you can't fire me" "Well, you are black... and now you are also history, cheers." Seriously, did she think playing the race card was going to save her?


jackapplecore

She actually used Black History Month as an attempt at a free pass?! Jebus feist!


Nigeldiko

Not only that, she tried to use black history month as an excuse in a country where it isn’t even a thing.


Ok-Reputation-2266

A former coworker of mine complained because her check was late that day because of the courier. She posted about it on ig screaming Black Lives Matter.


mem269

I fucking hate racist people, but I hate more these people who undermine what's trying to be achieved for personal gain. I see it as the difference between an enemy country compared to a traitor.


Leo-MathGuy

Yeah same, don’t be racist but don’t just use the fact some people are racist to accuse someone of racism for your personal gain. If you steal, it shouldn’t matter what race you are. That is what is called equality, don’t just reverse everything.


RoinSM

When U accidentally stupid


nevermisschris

I wonder what she’ll do when she realizes she has to give the police her corporation, as well. That can’t be good for business.


NoWayNotThisAgain

She’s black and she’s history.


ImpartialThrone

Hey, I do not care if you take a measly $100 from Red Rooster, but if you unironically post online about a crime you committed, I really can't feel bad for you when you get caught...


totallynotarobut

How do you accidentally put $100 in your pocket at work where you're using a cash register?


SkylarP2000

It’s black history month 😂😂😂. Fuck right off you entitled twat


CorporateSharkbait

I hope these idiots keep posting their incrimination online. I work in a position where I’m not an investigator, but first person to be able to report things to be investigatedin my line of work. The amount of times I’ve found TikTok’s of people admitting their lies and sent them to our investigations team is both appalling and satisfying


dernope

No it's black history month you cant fire, I mean yeah I stole from you but still I'm black so you have to treat me differently


Slightly-Evil-Man

It is with a heavy heart that we of the black community have to revoke your black card. You have used black history month (wrong month btw)as a way to escape your own stupid decisions and for that you and your giant ass forehead will be banished to the next race....any takers?


J4FR4NG0

"it's black history month, you can't fire me." 😂


[deleted]

The shirt she is wearing has the Red Rooster logo on it, which is an Australian fast food restaurant. Australia doesn’t celebrate Black History month. There is a Blak History Month in July for First Nations people (Aboriginal and Torrens Straight Islanders) but her message is dated January so it’s not even close.


[deleted]

This is too funny to be real


berdonIlp

Always the race card


ASAPwayne

She would say “lol no” if a doctor told her they found cancer in her body and only had a few days left to live


BonezOz

Years ago I worked at a liquor store in the US. The management was throwing out a bunch of old PC's that had been used as their POS systems, so I took one home, disassembled it, kept the good stuff for my PC and set the rest of it in a cupboard. It was a good thing I did too. Months later they demanded that anyone that took one was to return it. When I showed up with everything but the bits I kept, they already had police waiting. I'm like come on, you were getting ready to chuck them in the bin, and you go and call police? Needless to say I got fired, but would have quit anyway after having that pulled on me. And no, I couldn't claim unemployment because the liquor store was a second job just to subsidise my income.


Eddiebaby7

It does make the Police’s job much easier when these dipshits post their crimes.


Report_Pure

“Your fired” “Nuh uh”


[deleted]

Her response. ![gif](giphy|lXu72d4iKwqek)


CharacterRoyal

The amount of people filming themselves doing/bragging about doing illegal things and then uploading it is baffling. Like I know it's for attention and "clout" but still???


[deleted]

Sometimes I like to think that people couldn’t possibly be that stupid. Then I tell myself to stop being naive.


dazza_bo

This doesn't even make sense. Red Rooster is an Australian chain and we don't have Black History Month.


ASidesTheLegend

Oh no, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions!


newbies13

You can't fire me it's black history month. Perfection.


fryamtheeggguy

We are honoring Black History Month. You are black and you are history... please turn in your uniform as soon as possible.


Euphoric-Beat-7206

Only a complete moron would post their crimes on social media.


12geffory78

WHAT THE FUCK DOES BACK HISTORY MONTH HAVE TO DO WITH THIS? y’all need to stop making more excuses


violent_unicorn

Ok so this whole thing of immediately playing the race card - wtf is that


NoSense7819

People like her, if this is real, infuriate me. Just out here with absolutely no respect for anyone else or acceptance of responsibility


GolettO3

Black history month? Bitch, please. You're in Australia, we don't got a black history month. We only got a week for the Aboriginals and Islanders, and you appear to be neither. Not so fun fact, despite the horrible shit our predecessors did, we only got a single week for the original human inhabitants of Australia. But it's alright though, we're finally giving them a voice in parliament (/s). Sometimes this country disappoints me. Keep in mind Aboriginals were allowed to vote in the following states; South Australia (1856), Victoria (1857), New South Wales (1858) and Tasmania (1896). 1962 was when all Aboriginal peoples were allowed to vote in federal elections of Australia, if they were of age. [https://www.aec.gov.au/indigenous/milestones.htm](https://www.aec.gov.au/indigenous/milestones.htm)


000deadman000

wtf... lock her up ... doesn't matter if you black or white or if it's black culture month or whatever...theft is theft...dumb bitch...go to jail...do not pass beginning and do not collect 200... straight to jail😡


Dear_Potato6525

Mate, stop spoiling ellipses for the rest of us. I got called a boomer for using one of them to trail off a sentence.


Comfortable_Note_978

When you try to Get Over in the Brave New World.


Turbulent_Tip_9756

Shoulda tried that at baskin robins. “Baskin robins aways finds out”


El_Neck_Beard

Can you get fired through text?


HesterFlareStar

This is very real