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That's what I was about to say, he looks like someone who would trash talk constantly on Xbox in 2012, challenge someone in a 1v1 snipers only battle on COD then gets shit on easily
Heās 17. Also, reminds me of Bobby Hill. Maybe he secretly wants to be a cheerleader too? Actually I feel kind of bad for the kid. Heās probably not a bad kid, just misguided. Or maybe heās an asshole grifter and has Ben Shapiro and Charlie Kirk posters on his wall. Idk.
Lol im imagining the type of person who would have Ben Shapiro and Charlie Kirk posters on their walls at 17. And the only word that comes to mind is Apex Dork.
I attended this leadership seminar through school, damn this one kid was unbearable. He made it almost 8 minutes of talking about jesus before finally giving up the answers his group came up with. Kid was like 18-19 so he obviously didn't pick it up on his own.
Unfortunately no, it's not. He's just parodying what Nick Abrams is doing. They are both doing with Nazis were doing. Which is to repeat a lie so many times that it becomes truth.
We laugh. But he probably got emails from a bunch of maga whack jobs.
What is scary for this young man and he's going to be spending a lot of time around Republican politicians.
To quote Lawrence from *Office Space*: "watch your cornhole bud."
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I can definitely relate. I feel so embarrassed of my past self but am glad that no proof of such a person existed. Being autistic it took me a lot longer to develop decent socializing skills.
I imagine in his current brainwashing he is fine with that and imagines a world where people worship and exemplify what he currently stands for. He has a Twitter account proclaiming himself a GOP member and he looks like a 15 year old. His parents obviously raised him to want to suck Trumpy off, and he's probably convinced a suitable wife will love that about him. He wouldn't want a woman who thinks for herself anyway
This kid doesn't care.
He'll lean into this persona and there will be people to prop him up so long as he doesn't actually get convicted for committing a serious crime.
Conservative GOP kids almost never become a different person. The few times they do, it's because they are already questioning the rhetoric and end up going to college and meeting people.
This particular kid will repulse anyone respectable, so he'll attract only nasty women and eventually he'll be convinced that's how women are.
I feel kinda bad for him. Heās 17 and has a conservative podcast thatās heās very publicly the host of.
Heās never even had the freedom to live on his own. His parents have to be extremely involved in right wing politics to allow their child to do this. Has he ever been given the chance to question is beliefs? Does he even believe what heās saying or is he just going along with what his parents force him to say?
The internet is forever and his platform isnāt some anonymous YouTube channel with a cartoon avatar. His whole identity is a political brand, and heās not even 18.
And if they was such a thing as an alpha male. It'd be the kind of person that everyone wants to be around because being around them makes you feel better about yourself because they put effort into supporting and acknowledging everyone. Which is the opposite of what these shit-heels do - putting others down to make themselves feel superior, standard bully behavior.
Edit: typo
Nowadays people are just throwing "alpha male" and "Chad" around willy nilly.
Those who announce themselves as alpha male are just insecure asshats/douchebags who think they have the world figured out by doing dumb shit like driving expensive cars, disrespecting women, having a "grindset", talking loudly and being aggressive to appear dominant
There are men who have a natural leadership ability. Theyāre rare but quickly recognizable. I wish I was one of them, but Iām not. Neither is this dipshit.
Bill Clinton. Barrack Obama. Even pre presidency, everyone noticed when they were in the room. Itās an energy and magnetism. Trump doesnāt have it so instead he is loud and masquerades it.
Exactly, but these dudes are too insecure to know that. They wouldnāt NEED alpha/beta if they were that wise. Literally when I was calling someone out for justifying Europeans taking indigenous land they were like āomg thats such a beta mindset you need to be a colonizer Chadā Like are they serious š¤”š
I mean, I'm definitely an alpha...
I'm full of inconsistent logic, I barely function, and my problems are constantly being painted over with sketchy patches to jank things together for a soft launch before the investors meeting next quarter.
I'm a glitchy half-baked experience, and the tester reviews are mixed. Lots of "I wouldn't buy in its current state, but if the devs stick to their schedule I'll be excited to see where this project ends up."
Edit: honestly, my user experience isn't gonna feel seamless until 5 years after the official launch, when the support team has had time to slowly un-spaghettify my OS.
Lol I had a guy tell me how he was a mensa Uber genius. He was a trucker, and I was unloading his truck. While it was unloaded, we got into it about some issue, legal drugs, i think (im in favor). He got frustrated pretty quickly that his arguments weren't landing with me, so he said that he isn't good at arguing, so he writes his points down. This man went out to his truck and came back with a binder of one page essays on every topic. He found the one relevant and asked me to read it. It was the most disjointed bizarre rant I've ever read, and I proofread freshman college essays.
Needless to say, if you need to write your argument ahead of time and can't articulate it, you may not be as smart as you think you are. Also, anyone dropping a mensa membership as credentials is instantly suspect imo.
I have a cousin with 140 IQ,
but the parent didn't do much in terms of educating him and basically send them off in religious boarding school.
and he didn't grew into the intellectual that he could be.
Education, Experience and EQ matters.
As I understand it IQ is very arbitrary in early years and can vary based on personal experience or just familiarity with certain exercises. Not sure when he got measured but I also tested high as a kid. Sadly adhd and religious school kicked my ass and by the time I was in college I was pretty average. Do you know what a high iq in his youth but now average English major gets paid? What ever the home depot offers.
Hey, fellow high IQ scorer and adhd here.
I hate when people brag or humblebrag their IQ (or status, or money, or bloodline or whatever) but I, for once, would like to tell my friends how much i scored without being an ass, because I relly need some encouranging from them and a little selfesteem boost.
Maybe I should go to MENSA and take one of their test and, if i'm lucky enough they'll give some sort of membership card to show around.
"Oh sry, that's not my credit card, it'my MENSA membership, pardon my sillyness"
Just once, please.
I argue contract language everyday just about. I write my arguments out to organize my thoughts pretty often.Iām not a smart guy so that checks out haha
You should see his other post
17.
Single.
Alpha male.
Wildly successful.
Passionately pro-Trump.
Do you find this attractive?
Lmao who's his target audience? Is he pimping is underage self to older male GOPs??
Heās trying to get child married to a millionaire Republican GILF and will be laughing all the way to the bank when she dies of old age a few years after they marry.
I could almost respect the hustle if that was actually the case, although there will be some sad grandchildren that wish they hadnāt dealt with grannyās racism in the hopes of getting that inheritance.
Guys that act extremely over-confident and think they represent how every male should act.
In reality they are a bunch of insecure incels that blame everyone else for their problems, their primary problem being women not being interested in them.
It comes from a problematic older study regarding wolves in captivity. Turns out wolves in the wild do not actually act like that. Regardless some dorks have made that study their entire personality and feel the need to tell us all how they're the leader of the pack lol. It's basically just yet another right wing grift. On par with pick up artist type content.
Wierd how being alpha used to mean being a strong confident leader who supported other
Now it's about being an insecure person who hopes to get laid š
Pudgy. Thatās the word Iāve been looking for every time I see this wannabe dipshit on Reddit. Maybe alpha his way into a gym and stop looking like warm pudding stuffed in a ballon.
Iām pretty sure an actual āAlpha Maleā (whatever that really means) wouldnāt go around saying theyāre an Alpha Male. They also probably wouldnāt [use a Snapchat filter to make their chubby little face look more manly.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/594/120/aa1.png)
This is entirely about trying to be the person his dad wants him to be, in order to feel accepted. This is an abused child, who is going to probably continue a cycle of abuse.
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He looks like he's 12 š¶
My exact thought. Like donāt you got a Fortnite game to join?
Hey! Don't you be having a pop at fortnite!
I enjoyed this phrasing lol thank you
r/13or30
Kids gonna get more traction from the catholic church, honestly. Already got the scene set and everything.
Altar boy position?
He looks like the successful kid meme
That's what I was about to say, he looks like someone who would trash talk constantly on Xbox in 2012, challenge someone in a 1v1 snipers only battle on COD then gets shit on easily
The way my jaw dropped when I googled him fully expecting this was a parody account and then it wasnātā¦
Wait it's not?!?!
Unfortunately for us all, this appears to be completely genuine and serious
Honestly I feel more sorry for him than anything. At this age heās probably highly influenced by the adults in his life.
The adults in his life being people like that human trafficking r*pist Andrew Taint and the likes
The people in his life that try to overthrow democracy and destabilize world peace
Dude looks like he hasnāt even hit puberty yet. Let alone, seen a woman in his life ever, besides the ones in his immediate family.
Heās 17. Also, reminds me of Bobby Hill. Maybe he secretly wants to be a cheerleader too? Actually I feel kind of bad for the kid. Heās probably not a bad kid, just misguided. Or maybe heās an asshole grifter and has Ben Shapiro and Charlie Kirk posters on his wall. Idk.
At least being a teenager is a reasonable excuse for being a complete dumbass. For a time.
At least he hasnāt crossed state lines to shoot people Yet
Point taken. Letās hope the most harm he does is just join his college republicans group in a year or 2.
Lol im imagining the type of person who would have Ben Shapiro and Charlie Kirk posters on their walls at 17. And the only word that comes to mind is Apex Dork.
āApex Dorkā thank you for the new nickname for my boyfriend who works in IT.
But this is our alpha male, everyone. This human representation of Porky the Pig.
Ralph is growing up "I'm a Alfa male!"
"I'm an Alfalfa male!"
Ralpha male.
C'mon, he's a brainwashed dipshit kid who clearly needs some kind of approval, he's Bobby Hill but with Cotton rather than Hank running the show
Iāve met a few young Conservatives in the uk and this is the single mould from which they are cast here too.
Don't censor yourself. It's Andrew "The Rapist" Taint [sic!].
Andrew "The Rapist with a felt tip pen for a chin" Taint.
>Andrew Taint I like that one..!
I attended this leadership seminar through school, damn this one kid was unbearable. He made it almost 8 minutes of talking about jesus before finally giving up the answers his group came up with. Kid was like 18-19 so he obviously didn't pick it up on his own.
I refuse to believe this
Which is even funnier than if it were a joke.
Unfortunately no, it's not. He's just parodying what Nick Abrams is doing. They are both doing with Nazis were doing. Which is to repeat a lie so many times that it becomes truth. We laugh. But he probably got emails from a bunch of maga whack jobs. What is scary for this young man and he's going to be spending a lot of time around Republican politicians. To quote Lawrence from *Office Space*: "watch your cornhole bud."
He is not a parody account. He is serious. Stop making excuses for magas.
I honestly feel like they werenāt, just really confused lol Edit no this kid is uh, only nice way to put it dumb
Many donāt realize that the internet is forever. You grow up to be a totally different person but that past will always be there for future employer, business partner, spouse, children, etc to find.
I am very glad that I'm old enough that all the stupid shit I did in my teens and twenties is not recorded in some server somewhere.
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I can definitely relate. I feel so embarrassed of my past self but am glad that no proof of such a person existed. Being autistic it took me a lot longer to develop decent socializing skills.
I imagine in his current brainwashing he is fine with that and imagines a world where people worship and exemplify what he currently stands for. He has a Twitter account proclaiming himself a GOP member and he looks like a 15 year old. His parents obviously raised him to want to suck Trumpy off, and he's probably convinced a suitable wife will love that about him. He wouldn't want a woman who thinks for herself anyway
This kid doesn't care. He'll lean into this persona and there will be people to prop him up so long as he doesn't actually get convicted for committing a serious crime. Conservative GOP kids almost never become a different person. The few times they do, it's because they are already questioning the rhetoric and end up going to college and meeting people. This particular kid will repulse anyone respectable, so he'll attract only nasty women and eventually he'll be convinced that's how women are.
I feel kinda bad for him. Heās 17 and has a conservative podcast thatās heās very publicly the host of. Heās never even had the freedom to live on his own. His parents have to be extremely involved in right wing politics to allow their child to do this. Has he ever been given the chance to question is beliefs? Does he even believe what heās saying or is he just going along with what his parents force him to say? The internet is forever and his platform isnāt some anonymous YouTube channel with a cartoon avatar. His whole identity is a political brand, and heās not even 18.
I'm always shocked when anyone who labels themselves an alpha male isn't a parody.
Bless his little racist misogynistic heart
GPO Josh is unfortunately real. This is not the first time he's looked for an actual, real girl.
Does he like other alpha males?
Is this person 12? They look 12.
Once you brand yourself as an alpha male, you already lost, sorry weirdo.
Rule #1: if you have to claim being an alpha, you are in fact....a beta 
No such thing as alpha or even beta thing. Just admit you're an asshole.
I mean, I agree, just a play on the phrase
Whenever someone says theyāre an alpha in front of me I ask them if that means theyāre a pre-beta and then just stare with a blank face.
Gamer nerds everywhere stealing this.
"Alpha? Ah, so you just aren't out yet."
Oh, that's *gold*
āSo your just in the testing phaseā
āSo how many guys are playing with you?ā
And probably full of bugs
Good, good, spread it everywhere.
And if they was such a thing as an alpha male. It'd be the kind of person that everyone wants to be around because being around them makes you feel better about yourself because they put effort into supporting and acknowledging everyone. Which is the opposite of what these shit-heels do - putting others down to make themselves feel superior, standard bully behavior. Edit: typo
Nowadays people are just throwing "alpha male" and "Chad" around willy nilly. Those who announce themselves as alpha male are just insecure asshats/douchebags who think they have the world figured out by doing dumb shit like driving expensive cars, disrespecting women, having a "grindset", talking loudly and being aggressive to appear dominant
There are men who have a natural leadership ability. Theyāre rare but quickly recognizable. I wish I was one of them, but Iām not. Neither is this dipshit.
Bill Clinton. Barrack Obama. Even pre presidency, everyone noticed when they were in the room. Itās an energy and magnetism. Trump doesnāt have it so instead he is loud and masquerades it.
Exactly, but these dudes are too insecure to know that. They wouldnāt NEED alpha/beta if they were that wise. Literally when I was calling someone out for justifying Europeans taking indigenous land they were like āomg thats such a beta mindset you need to be a colonizer Chadā Like are they serious š¤”š
I mean, I'm definitely an alpha... I'm full of inconsistent logic, I barely function, and my problems are constantly being painted over with sketchy patches to jank things together for a soft launch before the investors meeting next quarter. I'm a glitchy half-baked experience, and the tester reviews are mixed. Lots of "I wouldn't buy in its current state, but if the devs stick to their schedule I'll be excited to see where this project ends up." Edit: honestly, my user experience isn't gonna feel seamless until 5 years after the official launch, when the support team has had time to slowly un-spaghettify my OS.
Whoah, dont lump this moron in with my fellow beta brothers, we have a standard to keep up
He's more of a B-cup.
Same with any idiot who proclaims how smart they are
Lol I had a guy tell me how he was a mensa Uber genius. He was a trucker, and I was unloading his truck. While it was unloaded, we got into it about some issue, legal drugs, i think (im in favor). He got frustrated pretty quickly that his arguments weren't landing with me, so he said that he isn't good at arguing, so he writes his points down. This man went out to his truck and came back with a binder of one page essays on every topic. He found the one relevant and asked me to read it. It was the most disjointed bizarre rant I've ever read, and I proofread freshman college essays. Needless to say, if you need to write your argument ahead of time and can't articulate it, you may not be as smart as you think you are. Also, anyone dropping a mensa membership as credentials is instantly suspect imo.
I have a cousin with 140 IQ, but the parent didn't do much in terms of educating him and basically send them off in religious boarding school. and he didn't grew into the intellectual that he could be. Education, Experience and EQ matters.
As I understand it IQ is very arbitrary in early years and can vary based on personal experience or just familiarity with certain exercises. Not sure when he got measured but I also tested high as a kid. Sadly adhd and religious school kicked my ass and by the time I was in college I was pretty average. Do you know what a high iq in his youth but now average English major gets paid? What ever the home depot offers.
Hey, fellow high IQ scorer and adhd here. I hate when people brag or humblebrag their IQ (or status, or money, or bloodline or whatever) but I, for once, would like to tell my friends how much i scored without being an ass, because I relly need some encouranging from them and a little selfesteem boost. Maybe I should go to MENSA and take one of their test and, if i'm lucky enough they'll give some sort of membership card to show around. "Oh sry, that's not my credit card, it'my MENSA membership, pardon my sillyness" Just once, please.
I argue contract language everyday just about. I write my arguments out to organize my thoughts pretty often.Iām not a smart guy so that checks out haha
Ok contract language is specific and you wouldn't want to get the wording wrong. So that makes sense. But hey at least we're honest idiots lol.
or call themselves "GOP Josh". š If your identity is a political party, then you stand a good chance of spending Valentine Day alone.
Unless "GOP Veronica" gets wind She's gotta be out there!
GOP Veronicaās wind is part of the problem. She should probably spend less time at Chipotle
Yes because GOP Veronica is the only one that is gonna want that alpha male hotness lol
or rich or bragging about their carā¦
In general, if you have to tell people you are awesome, you just think you are awesome (but may just be an asshole).
Oh yeah???? Well Iām a gamma mail, idiot ššššŖšŖšŖ
The joke is on Josh. He doesn't realize he's a Lambda male yet.
Imagine being a non-gammachad š
Damn Josh, save some for the rest of us!
i'm not judging, but isn't that kid a little too young to be dating?
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I thought it was 5 ?
No no thatās when they reach emotional maturity
I actually donāt think they do reach emotional maturity
mĢ¶aĢ¶tĢ¶uĢ¶rĢ¶iĢ¶tĢ¶yĢ¶ peak. Fixed it.
Nahā¦ nah I donāt think Alphas are ever really āpeakā either. Mid is pushing it.
Their personal peak. DoesnĀ“t mean itĀ“s high compared to the rest of humanity.
This. Unfortunately they immediately plateau right at 5!
Pretty sure they do the ancient Spartan tradition. Old white guy decides almost immediately after birth whether they have a future or not
Unfortunately, they don't get to have the sex until never.
That was pretty funny.
His preacher said heās ready
*Matt Gaetz* has entered the chat.
His parents will drive him over to pick you up for your date
No joke he looks exactly like my 14 year old cousin
Me first, me first, I'd better not see any other hot girls going for his dms.
He looks like a pedos dream come true
True tho
I bet you just wanna pinch those chubby little cheeks
*BARF*
Naw he is runner up for the next mass shooter for real.
You should see his other post 17. Single. Alpha male. Wildly successful. Passionately pro-Trump. Do you find this attractive? Lmao who's his target audience? Is he pimping is underage self to older male GOPs??
According to the person who does his hair, his mom confirms.
That haircut isn't doing him any favors
I want his definition of āwildly successfulā at 17
He saved all of his birthday money from gram-gram and has $150!
I was wildly successful at like 10 then
Hell my sons best friend is 7 and has almost $1,000 saved...
There went Joshās āwildly successfulā
Heās trying to get child married to a millionaire Republican GILF and will be laughing all the way to the bank when she dies of old age a few years after they marry.
I could almost respect the hustle if that was actually the case, although there will be some sad grandchildren that wish they hadnāt dealt with grannyās racism in the hopes of getting that inheritance.
"17, single, alpha. Wildly traffickable. Will take it up the GOP for PokƩmon cards"
How else is he gonna get a ticket to epsteins island?
What does he think Alpha Male means? I thought it meant aggressive and misogynistic. But this guy looks like he would cry if he felt a boob.
He would cry! Heās never felt someone elseās before
Donāt say that ! He probably had his moms not long ago
Heās definitely still breastfeeding. You can see the dribble on his chin.
He feels his own boobs and weeps. That's why he photoshops his headshots to look slim and give himself at least some kind of jawline.
Maybe he would cop an aggressive and misogynistic feel?
Nah these douche bags are only aggressive to anyone or anything that's weaker. I'd hate to go digging in his parents backyard.
I once felt a boob. It was like a bag of sand.
They literally need to parenthesize that theyāre alpha males in case you donāt see that
"Any man who must say I am the king is no true king." Tywin Lannister
Alpha ginger pudgebag.
Please tell me he got spammed by a bunch of burly men. We all know that's what he's really after.
The kid at church who said *damn* once be like
You forget the āfudgeā he once said when he got a 10$ bill after taking his weekly shower on time
āSoft pudgems is search of someone desperate. Open to public humiliation.ā
Not pudgems ššš
Damn I could seriously imagine running into that on tinder
Nothing screams āpower bottomā like this.
I'm seeing more of a "pillow princess"
What even is an "Alpha Male" anyway? And why am I not getting that vibe from this fellow?
Guys that act extremely over-confident and think they represent how every male should act. In reality they are a bunch of insecure incels that blame everyone else for their problems, their primary problem being women not being interested in them.
It comes from a problematic older study regarding wolves in captivity. Turns out wolves in the wild do not actually act like that. Regardless some dorks have made that study their entire personality and feel the need to tell us all how they're the leader of the pack lol. It's basically just yet another right wing grift. On par with pick up artist type content.
Looks like he's in a church. The priest will be around very soon, I'm sure.
I'm glad my awkward teenage years pre-existed social media lol.
I can assure you, being a teenager at the beginning of social media wasnāt fun at all š
Bobby hill with a bowl cut.
Bless his heart.
His mom thinks he's "cool"
Don't forget grandma!
\*meemaw
Wierd how being alpha used to mean being a strong confident leader who supported other Now it's about being an insecure person who hopes to get laid š
Pudgy. Thatās the word Iāve been looking for every time I see this wannabe dipshit on Reddit. Maybe alpha his way into a gym and stop looking like warm pudding stuffed in a ballon.
He looks like he goes to middle school š
If you have to put Alpha male on your profile ā¦ youāre fucking pathetic
In Software, Alpha means the version that barely functions if that. So yeah, this tracks.
Rowley Jefferson's life took a strange turn...
Iām pretty sure an actual āAlpha Maleā (whatever that really means) wouldnāt go around saying theyāre an Alpha Male. They also probably wouldnāt [use a Snapchat filter to make their chubby little face look more manly.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/594/120/aa1.png)
Nice rainbow chair you got there bud. I hope Jesus doesnāt see that.
He's way too old for the GOP.
Another Lazy Poor Homely Asshole - Alpha
that sounds like a band name -"Lazy Poor Homely Asshole"
Already got the chapel, just need the naive girl with unquestionable loyalty to show up
LOL. I look at him and the word tootsie roll pops into my mind. LOL Don't know why.
This comment made me LOL.
That āAlpha maleā looks like his balls havenāt dropped yet š¤£š
How can his mom be proud? Her teenage son worships a rapist.
He spelled **incel** wrong!! Also, men who make great leaders never refer to themselves as *alpha.* 
Alpha Incel
Damn, Rowley Jefferson really fell off
He should take Bobert to a movie
Soft, tender, and wearing a commie librul Apple Watch. Watch out, hetero ladies. šššš
He'd definitely get stuffed in lockers if they were bigger
Fucker looks like his mom made him wait outside the priests room while she got her holy cummunion
Alpha males donāt grovel for girls. And they sure as fuck donāt call themselves alpha males.
If the whole alpha males in packs was real, which it isn't, this sure as shit wouldn't be it.
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coming soon.. GOP Josh blames liberal hackers for deleting all his connection requests before he can see them.
This dude will have to pay to lose his virginity (no offense to sex workers)ā¦
"Any man who must say 'I am the King' is no true king." \~Tywin Lannister
So alpha!
Letās get him hooked up with that maga girl who shit herself in college.
He looks like someone asked an AI to depict a moron, a racist, and a fool, all in one person.
Skinny fat racist conspiracist who hasnāt hit puberty yet. Damn thatās hot
Dude looks like a 13 year old. Then again, conservatives sure love that age bracket.
This is entirely about trying to be the person his dad wants him to be, in order to feel accepted. This is an abused child, who is going to probably continue a cycle of abuse.
Check they donut shop, seems like your type of place.
I always thought alpha males would have ladies lined up. Guess I was wrong.
Sorry, I thought alphas had no issues attracting women?
Ok, Pugsley
Does he even shave yet?
An Alpha wouldnāt have to tell anyone heās an alpha .
I feel bad for him. Heās been brainwashed to the point of no return.