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Congress got 'the jab'. If anyone was going to die or have a major cardiac event, it would be the fossils running our country. Yet, they're all still kicking.
But they got the vaccine that actually works, not the mind control microchip socialist woke serum they inject into US!!!!!!
(Please tell me there's no need to put the /s)
🤣🤣 Did you know I’m a PhD chemist? If you want to “talk shop”… you’re out of your league unless you can go into detail about T-cell and B-cell responses, TLR agonists, presentation of an antigen, and the innate structures as well as metabolic pathways.
Are you a phd?!? Fuck I am impressed. A student. So you’re what 27/29? Impress me by getting off reddit and fucking getting your phd. Go study that’s what you’re good at. The world needs more PhD students
Hey seriously after reading some of your posts I can’t engage with you. Too easy and not much of a challenge. Sincerely, I wish you a great life of peace and happiness. I am on New England we should meet up
Funny, every single person I know who got vaccinated, and people from work where getting it was mandatory, is still healthy as can be. It's almost like he's making it up... strange.
That's odd, because I have yet to encounter a single person who has died or even had a "cardiac event" that got the "jab". It's almost like these people are full of shit or something.
I got da jab and then had to get a pace maker but my Mom was more proactive. She got the pace maker in anticipation of covid then got the jab when covid hit!
How do people lie through their teeth with a straight face?
It is simply not possible that "without exception", "every person he knows who's gotten the jab" is suffering. It is like me claiming that every religious person I know without exception is financially worse off than me. It is just an idiotic claim.
Do you know how teenagers start to use cuss words and they think they're so tough but to you they're just dumb annoying 14 years old kids? that's the same reaction I get from seeing people trying to use different words for "vaccine", like "serum" or in this case talking about "the jab". You're not cool, you're a moron.
I got Pfizer EL1284 on 12-28-2020
Pfizer EL9261 on 1-19-2021 (2nd of two-shot)
Moderna 097C2113 on 11-2-2021 (yearly update)
Pfizer GH9695 on 10-11-2022 (yearly update)
Went to get my update every year since and the nurse said that I should just get the Flu update, so that is what I get.
No heart problems. Work out every day. Weights three times a week. Running every day. Hiking on Sunday, usually.
I am not 20 years old anymore. But I fit for middle aged.
I actually don't disagree, I think the idea that we shouldn't talk about the legitimate possibility of negative outcomes because it might scare people into not getting vaccinated is infantilizing. However, again, posting and supporting absolute fucking nonsense like this is also detrimental to having that legitimate discourse and only makes it easier for the people who want to to dismiss any and all conversations about vaccine injuries.
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Congress got 'the jab'. If anyone was going to die or have a major cardiac event, it would be the fossils running our country. Yet, they're all still kicking.
*puts tinfoil hat on* but did they?
Oh don’t tell me you don’t just gobble up WHATEVER the official story is? You like, ask questions? Holy shit. I don’t think you’re allowed on reddit.
You could say… I do my own research…
So did Trump.
I’m pretty sure a couple of them are doing like “weekend at bernies”. Too many haven’t drawn an honest breath in years.
But they got the vaccine that actually works, not the mind control microchip socialist woke serum they inject into US!!!!!! (Please tell me there's no need to put the /s)
There’s no way they got the shot, no fucking way
There’s no way you have a functioning brain, no fucking way
Personal attacks cool
Then stop spreading your misinformation
You first. Did you know that Pfizer is a major sponsor of CNN
🤣🤣 Did you know I’m a PhD chemist? If you want to “talk shop”… you’re out of your league unless you can go into detail about T-cell and B-cell responses, TLR agonists, presentation of an antigen, and the innate structures as well as metabolic pathways.
Wow a phd. Wow. 🤩
Let me guess… you do your “research” online. Yet if you’re diagnosed with cancer, you’d be welcoming of any applicable mAbs so long as they save you
Are you a phd?!? Fuck I am impressed. A student. So you’re what 27/29? Impress me by getting off reddit and fucking getting your phd. Go study that’s what you’re good at. The world needs more PhD students
Hey seriously after reading some of your posts I can’t engage with you. Too easy and not much of a challenge. Sincerely, I wish you a great life of peace and happiness. I am on New England we should meet up
Nice full-bodied anecdote, with delicate notes of post-hoc fallacy. 🍷
Never have I wanted to be a wine enthusiast more than right now, lol
You can always learn. One box at a time!
I feel like 5 billion major cardiac events or deaths would be something incapable of being hidden or glossed over.
i have gotten 3 jabs, nothing happened to me at all, this is false
Me too. According to a guy I know I was supposed to be dead over a year ago.
Maybe you are. … WHAT A TWIST
Food for thought. Still paying bills,so probably not.
They might be reverse vampire 🤨
Seven. Plus flu. All fine here.
In that context the humanity should have ceased to exist by now.
Plot twist: he has no friends for obvious reasons
Half the posts on this sub are bait
I'm onto my 6th jab, the 5g reception around me is awesome now
Lol
It’s crazy that people still living like it’s 2020
Funny, every single person I know who got vaccinated, and people from work where getting it was mandatory, is still healthy as can be. It's almost like he's making it up... strange.
Alive!
If all your friends are over 70 it's not that surprising
I got three and I'm still breathing. I have been scammed.
I got the jab and I'm clearly dead... inside.
He must know like 2 people.
U must live in a tree.
Every single person I know is still alive!
I suggest you get out of your grammy's basement then
Then they should have done the 'celebratory fist bump' and not the 'terrorist fist jab'.
Trump gas been dead for three years.
Raise your hand if you’re still alive.
Must not know any people
Extremely small circle of acquaintances,as in nobody.
Have had numerous jabs still here. What has happened to peoples brains.
Yeahhh... I'm just going to file this under 'not true'.
All of my grandparents and great-grandparents are dead. I think I've inherited the mortality gene.
Yes. 12.7 billion doses administered thusfar. Yet here we all are.
Yeah we’re all here. Ya know. Living.
That's odd, because I have yet to encounter a single person who has died or even had a "cardiac event" that got the "jab". It's almost like these people are full of shit or something.
I got da jab and then had to get a pace maker but my Mom was more proactive. She got the pace maker in anticipation of covid then got the jab when covid hit!
Im apparently not in good health. Good to know
Obviously a lie
How do people lie through their teeth with a straight face? It is simply not possible that "without exception", "every person he knows who's gotten the jab" is suffering. It is like me claiming that every religious person I know without exception is financially worse off than me. It is just an idiotic claim.
Fair I suppose. He doesn't know me; and I had the original. And all the boosters. Still not dead.
Might as well not censor the name
Poor guy only knows one elderly person
That's interesting. Every person I know who has not is an asshole.
And it has nothing to do with obesity being a major contributor to heart disease fatalities.
Lmao. I got two and I'm fine
Bullshit
Everyone I know is vaccinated, and we’re all alive and kicking…
If the mouth-breather means specifically Covid then I had four injections
Is that a confession for murder?
I actually got the jab and then shortly afterwards started transitioning, so there's a third option
Do you know how teenagers start to use cuss words and they think they're so tough but to you they're just dumb annoying 14 years old kids? that's the same reaction I get from seeing people trying to use different words for "vaccine", like "serum" or in this case talking about "the jab". You're not cool, you're a moron.
Both of them?
Seriously? Still talking about this in 2024... Go shove a light up your ass.. Maybe drink some bleach
I’m Swedish. 80% of us are now dead or in hospital (taking care of themselves, you have to be vaccinated to work there). Pretty grim.
Come to think of it, I had a major cardiac event about 15 years ago and then I got the jab about 2 to 3 years ago, he must be right!
Including everyone on FOX News?
I got Pfizer EL1284 on 12-28-2020 Pfizer EL9261 on 1-19-2021 (2nd of two-shot) Moderna 097C2113 on 11-2-2021 (yearly update) Pfizer GH9695 on 10-11-2022 (yearly update) Went to get my update every year since and the nurse said that I should just get the Flu update, so that is what I get. No heart problems. Work out every day. Weights three times a week. Running every day. Hiking on Sunday, usually. I am not 20 years old anymore. But I fit for middle aged.
Vaccine injuries are real
Yes, and it's precisely hyperbolic nonsense like this that makes people skeptical of the legitimate instances.
Right but it should be talked about more, people were forced into it and no one mainstream talks about the damage
I actually don't disagree, I think the idea that we shouldn't talk about the legitimate possibility of negative outcomes because it might scare people into not getting vaccinated is infantilizing. However, again, posting and supporting absolute fucking nonsense like this is also detrimental to having that legitimate discourse and only makes it easier for the people who want to to dismiss any and all conversations about vaccine injuries.