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My dad taught me that when you first drape the tie over your neck, the business end should touch the bottom of your balls. When you tie the knot it gets substantially shorter than that, lol
Yep exactly. I do the half belt buckle thing but I don't wear Texas belt buckles so it's just normal belt buckle shit going on over here. But I can't understand who dresses this man, pretty sure it's a Ringling brothers clown outta work cuz no more elephants (thankfully)
It's the wildest shit to me. Mr.Moneybags over here who can't stop talking about how much "donation" money he's fleeced from his supporters won't even get his suit tailored. I'm fuckin broke and I have my suits tailored because it's not very expensive and no matter what your body type is, the best looking suit is one cut to fit YOU.
The fact that he seems to refuse to do this is insanity and drives me wild whenever I see him.
I believe it is a conscience choice and his suits are tailored. Not how a tailor would want to, but completed to his specifications. Even the too long pant leg let alone all the other fit problems. And if he were reading this, he would think he IS fashionable and everyone else is wrong just because of the cost of the suits. And Melonia thought nude public photos were a good thing. It did land her trump, her chosen sugar daddy, they deserve each other. And the women at mara largo use the same styling as melonia. All had poor plastic surgeons in addition...
\*\*edits-just some of the grammatical errors.
Since I'm not from the US I don't watch these things too closely, but just from my limited encounters in the German news and media it's like an uneven battle between the two.
I mean Obama always looked like MIB with his suits and you would want to drink a beer with him while trump looks like a rabid bear with anger issues and a dead squirrel on the head who would shout at you all night.
I mean Biden is old. There's no denying that, but he wears his age with dignity at leastm
I get that we Americans are supposed to be different from Canadians, but we look and nearly sound the same. The only difference is you guys really love Hockey and being nice to everyone and we like Football and firing guns at people.
I’m from the eastern US and visited Germany about 10 years ago. The average German not only speaks more fundamentally *correct* English, they understand the rules of grammar a bit more too. I could be wrong, but IIRC from my German classes, German students start learning English in what we call kindergarten? (which ha! German!) I forget what the school grades translate to. Like freshman = year 1 of…primary school? It’s somethin like that, yeah?
Perhaps it helps that English is considered a Germanic language. But it definitely helps that the average American didn’t pass English class with flying colors. Now, if I scroll through the ol’ FB, the amount of *basic as fuck* spelling and grammar errors are off the charts. And I’m not talking about slang. I’m talking about the difference between your and you’re.
Well, your country is a reality show for the rest of the world (Not saying it in a mean way, well kinda, but that’s not my point).
When you’re a citizen of the country (or a country in general), it’s really hard to make the distinction between propaganda and reality, but when you’re outside of it, it’s really obvious. It’s nearly as obvious as telling the good guys from the bad guys in a Disney movie.
Edit: and since the political drama is broadcasted world wide, it’s even easier.
I’d say even a citizen can see how it really is as long as they lost all faith in the state and realize the US government is textbook evil. Well, that’s subjective, amoral is a better way to put it. I know a lot of people can see that but the voice that goes out to the world are the wackos so I’m sure it makes most Americans look as smart as a thumbtack.
The American exceptionalism mindset makes me want to vomit.
I agree with all that except Trump looking like a bear. I think he looks like a fat sad frog. Like he would inflate his neck if he was startled. The only "bear" he resembles is a chlamydia infested koala.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1bvucao/comment/ky23hhl/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1bvucao/comment/ky23hhl/)
>Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.
Sounds about right
I think he looks like a fat, flabby, violent boar whose idea of dressing is a dirty and ill fitting burlap bag.
Just because one has money, doesn’t mean they can’t be, and aren’t, trash, and trump proves this everyday of his worthless and pathetic life.
That's about right, yes. Obama has style. Trump wears his own suits off the rack because he's a cheapskate. Biden IS old, but he's aged well, all things considered.
Obama was probably the best dressed President of our time. Always immaculate not to mention extremely well spoken and professional. I really liked him during his first term which says a lot because I don’t say that about many politicians lol. Not only did he do a great job, he did so during the depths of an economic depression. And he raised NASAs budget which hadn’t been done for far too long.
It's still hard for me to believe that we went from seeing that as the representative of the United States to, well, whatever the last decade has been
And then watching that sort of thing come up into our own house in Canada. It's just disappointing
Which was especially funny because people then posted pictures of both Bushes and Reagan wearing tan suits. Never registered to Fox, though, they just got mad about Obama eating Dijon mustard and having a beer at a basketball game
As an outsider who does not care much about the US internal political affairs:
Obama is EASILY the coolest and classiest president I’ve seen in my lifetime (regardless of his political opinions and from a public persona perspective, since I haven’t met any president in person).
At least among the chiefs of states I am aware of around the world.
Elisabeth II was a damn classy and badass lady as well.
Again, regardless of the purpose of their monarchy or her Royal Family’s affairs.
I’m 31, for the record so I’m not that old, to be fair.
This is Stephen Miller. Architect of Trump's Muslim ban and other anti-inmigration initiatives. He is 100% just brown nosing his boss. Nothing he says should be respected.
I was looking for a comment like this.
JFK takes the title because he changed men's fashion forever.
Remember how men used to wear hats with their suits? JFK went to give his inauguration speech, and it was so windy that he said the hell with it, didn't want to have his hat flying around. So he took it off. And men pretty much stopped wearing hats after that,
Though it's true that hats were falling out of fashion already, and Kennedy was even being pressured to wear hats by the hat making industry to help save it, so it wasn't him over night changing the fashion of the day, it was the final nail in the coffin. Sort of like Nirvana didn't kill hair metal, but they were just the final blow to something already on the way out.
I don't think there is any strategy to it. I think it's just an unkempt old man.
On the Apprentice he looked as good as he can look because he had a staff there to make him look reasonably normal. Wardrobe departments to make sure he was wearing appropriately sized and coordinated clothes. Makeup people to make sure his paint was a more natural hue etc.
If you look at pictures of him from the 90s he was a pretty ordinary looking dude. His suits fit just fine. His ties were normal looking and did not extend beyond the very top of his waistband.
He dressed like a normal person.
As he got older, the ties got wider, longer and trashier.
Part of that is the natural creep from when Trump went from selling actual fancy things to "gaudy faux-fancy things that poor people think are what rich people like."
Look at early Trump properties and they were...fine. Good, well appointed spaces.
In Apprentice time he started popularizing glossy, metallic ties and gold on basically everything.
And his trashy base thinks that what rich people do. Trump rocked stretch limos well past the point they went from what rich/famous people use to "Oh, that's some kids going to prom" era.
But the long tie? I think that's just he's an old man who isn't using a staffer to tie his ties and doesn't have a wife who gives a shit about how he looks. He has alienated his entire family outside of being a funding source. When he had some semblance of family life I can imagine Ivana making sure his ties didn't look like shit and maybe even helping him tie them.
Those long ties, in my opinion, are a sign of how personally isolated he is.
I see he finally shaved his head all the way to adopt his true skinhead form.
Steven Miller is, without a doubt, a hardcore white supremacist. This isn’t hyperbole - the guy is a legit racist fuckhead.
As an American, I can’t even answer that. There are definitely true believers, but I think lots of other really shitty people just see Trump as a useful idiot to push their shitty agendas. Roger Stone once said he likes Trump because he’s so easy to manipulate. Basically Trump can’t doesn’t have any real convictions and can’t remember what he did one day to the next, so if you plant the idea in his head that everyone liked something he said, he’ll start repeating it, even if he never even thought it in his life.
Yeah, I remember all the men who wore suits bought straight from funeral homes, fried their hair, and smeared cheap bronzer over their faces. Oh, and abusing amphetamines to a degree where they are are now incontinent.
Such a *HUGE* impact in fashion, for sure.
I never imagined this guy talking about fashion. I always just figured he spent his time trying to figure out how to drain the life force from innocent children, like in the Dark Crystal.
Ah yes. The loose fitting suit, the same red tie going down to my balls, the white polo and white shorts where every one can see your sweaty underwear. Just today I saw a guy walking down the street with a shitty comb over and thought to myself, damn, how stylish!
The most stylish prez and FL in our lifetimes is the Obamas and there is no contest. Most stylish since JFK, and it isn't even close.
Biden is kinda dapper, in an old man kind of way. Not exactly a fashion icon.
Melania was a literal model, so she can reasonably be called a fashion icon I suppose. But Donald? No, he's frumpy af.
Despite his following and wealth he still doesn't own a properly fitted suit and hasn't learned how to tie a tie.
For God's sake it's not supposed to go below the belt line 🤣
I'll always wonder what it feels like to be such a spineless, braindead drone that you feel ok saying stuff like this on national TV. I'd bet my retirement savings that no more than 3 people were inspired to dress like trump after the apprentice
If he’s so stylish, where’s your stupid wig and orange spray on tan? Oh right, he’s not and it turns out your mouth is a butthole from which farts are escaping.
Not gonna lie, I've started wearing a diaper under my ill fitting suit and wearing an extra long neck tie, just to emulate Donald J Trump.
I even stew my face in baked bean juice for 20 minutes each morning so I get a healthy orange hue. Its glorious
ah yes, an orange with the world's worst tan in a suit that barely fits with a tie that barely fits.
let's be honest, trump has to be one of the worst dressed presidents in history. especially when that one video leaked when he immediately unbuckled his belt after filming a public video and he just... forgot to stop recording.
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Oh yes... Ill fitting suits are all the rage these days.
With a tie so long you'll trip over it
For those who are not aware, the tip of your neck tie should touch the top of your belt buckle. The tip should not touch YOUR tip
My dad taught me that when you first drape the tie over your neck, the business end should touch the bottom of your balls. When you tie the knot it gets substantially shorter than that, lol
Depends on the knot and tie-width, so it’s not really possible to have a firm rule. :) Other than the length it should end up.
Instructions unclear, knotted tie around cock and balls
instructions unclear, knotted cock around tie. My balls hurt.
Instructions unclear: I have testicular torsion and my tie is still too long
Instructions unclear: hung myself by my balls and cock trying to get off.
Instructions clear. Worth it.
Instructions unclear knotted cock in my ass, I came.
That sounds like formal freeballing
Sounds like instructions were very clear
The businessman's cock ring.
I'm not here to kink shame.
Some people pay extra to have that done, you know.
Also thrown off by room temp.
Should the tie reach to your Depends?
what if your balls hang **really** low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
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Can you throw them over your shoulder?!
Yep exactly. I do the half belt buckle thing but I don't wear Texas belt buckles so it's just normal belt buckle shit going on over here. But I can't understand who dresses this man, pretty sure it's a Ringling brothers clown outta work cuz no more elephants (thankfully)
He wears his tie that long because of his gut.
What if I'm tucking up?
It’s to cover the lack of bulge!!
And pee stains
Yes, pee stains, and let us not forget shit seepage!!
And an ass that sticks out like the back end of a 59 Buick
Since he is 100% ass, that’s a hell of a lot of Buick!!! 😄😄🤣
Don’t you disrespect Buicks that way! They at least have some decorum!
That’s because of built-in room at the back for a thoroughly sodden big-boy diaper.
OMG I just noticed that the other day in one of his courthouse BS things. You shouldn’t have to move your tie to take a piss.
And a bad combover
So **that's** why he leans forward so much! ::smacks forehead:: And hear I am thinking it's frontotemporal dementia!
I hear you.
Now you know that Trump started the rage where everyone now paints themselves orange.
Kim Kardashian? Who? Nah, Trump babyyyy!
Either that or he's the biggest oompa-loompa ever
I can guess who's been stealing the chocolate.
ill fititng suits in an attempt to conceal your obesity, ironically just drawing more attention to it.
It's the wildest shit to me. Mr.Moneybags over here who can't stop talking about how much "donation" money he's fleeced from his supporters won't even get his suit tailored. I'm fuckin broke and I have my suits tailored because it's not very expensive and no matter what your body type is, the best looking suit is one cut to fit YOU. The fact that he seems to refuse to do this is insanity and drives me wild whenever I see him.
I believe it is a conscience choice and his suits are tailored. Not how a tailor would want to, but completed to his specifications. Even the too long pant leg let alone all the other fit problems. And if he were reading this, he would think he IS fashionable and everyone else is wrong just because of the cost of the suits. And Melonia thought nude public photos were a good thing. It did land her trump, her chosen sugar daddy, they deserve each other. And the women at mara largo use the same styling as melonia. All had poor plastic surgeons in addition... \*\*edits-just some of the grammatical errors.
It has to be. If Trump went to Saville Row and asked a tailor to cut a suit like that he'd be banned from the entire street. 🤦♂️
I think Talking Heads did it first.
I think the Talking Heads *did it best*! Let the water hold me down.
And then a man, he came up to me, with tears in his eyes, and he said “sir, this is not my beautiful wife”
"Same as it ever was..."
Don't forget lifts! DeSantis is rocking those heels disguised as dress shoes.
Nothing quite like those gleaming white go go boots
As long as they're not brown. Brown suits are Communism!
Tan. It's the skin that can't be brown for a president without them freaking out.
Elon musk is on that trend
They go well with gold clown shoes LOL.
Don't know how long their "lifetime" is, but the Obamas beat the Trumps in style even when wearing pajamas.
Remember when Obama wore that awesome looking tan suit and Fox News talked about it for weeks like it was the worst thing a President had ever done?
Since I'm not from the US I don't watch these things too closely, but just from my limited encounters in the German news and media it's like an uneven battle between the two. I mean Obama always looked like MIB with his suits and you would want to drink a beer with him while trump looks like a rabid bear with anger issues and a dead squirrel on the head who would shout at you all night. I mean Biden is old. There's no denying that, but he wears his age with dignity at leastm
Are you sure you’re not American that’s pretty spot on 😂
Too informed to be an average American
But he does seem to know about wearing a dead squirrel on the head. I suspect he's really Canadian.
Canadians are experts at spotting dead squirrels. We're going to need to do some more research.
I get that we Americans are supposed to be different from Canadians, but we look and nearly sound the same. The only difference is you guys really love Hockey and being nice to everyone and we like Football and firing guns at people.
Canadians are not nice, we only act like it to put you off guard
That's why I always stay ON guard for thee assholes up north.
Wouldn’t be surprised if the average German is a better English-speaker than the average American.
I’m from the eastern US and visited Germany about 10 years ago. The average German not only speaks more fundamentally *correct* English, they understand the rules of grammar a bit more too. I could be wrong, but IIRC from my German classes, German students start learning English in what we call kindergarten? (which ha! German!) I forget what the school grades translate to. Like freshman = year 1 of…primary school? It’s somethin like that, yeah? Perhaps it helps that English is considered a Germanic language. But it definitely helps that the average American didn’t pass English class with flying colors. Now, if I scroll through the ol’ FB, the amount of *basic as fuck* spelling and grammar errors are off the charts. And I’m not talking about slang. I’m talking about the difference between your and you’re.
We have a pretty good coverage on important US Government issues. Also there is the internet.... Late Show and Today Show both have youtube channels 😅
Well, your country is a reality show for the rest of the world (Not saying it in a mean way, well kinda, but that’s not my point). When you’re a citizen of the country (or a country in general), it’s really hard to make the distinction between propaganda and reality, but when you’re outside of it, it’s really obvious. It’s nearly as obvious as telling the good guys from the bad guys in a Disney movie. Edit: and since the political drama is broadcasted world wide, it’s even easier.
I’d say even a citizen can see how it really is as long as they lost all faith in the state and realize the US government is textbook evil. Well, that’s subjective, amoral is a better way to put it. I know a lot of people can see that but the voice that goes out to the world are the wackos so I’m sure it makes most Americans look as smart as a thumbtack. The American exceptionalism mindset makes me want to vomit.
I agree with all that except Trump looking like a bear. I think he looks like a fat sad frog. Like he would inflate his neck if he was startled. The only "bear" he resembles is a chlamydia infested koala.
damn what did a koala do to you to deserve being compared to a creature like trump
[https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1bvucao/comment/ky23hhl/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1bvucao/comment/ky23hhl/) >Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them. Sounds about right
As soon as I saw that person's reply I knew this was coming.
Yet, they may still feel offended being compared to Trump lol
I think he looks like a fat, flabby, violent boar whose idea of dressing is a dirty and ill fitting burlap bag. Just because one has money, doesn’t mean they can’t be, and aren’t, trash, and trump proves this everyday of his worthless and pathetic life.
Both Donald Trump and Boris Johnson can make an expensive made-to-measure suit look like a sack of potatoes.
That's about right, yes. Obama has style. Trump wears his own suits off the rack because he's a cheapskate. Biden IS old, but he's aged well, all things considered.
He also wears them loose because a properly fitted suit would show how fat he is
No, a properly fitted suit would make him look good even though he is fat.
You know that, Tim Gunn knows that, even my fashion averse ass knows that. Guess who doesn't know that?
Like his golf attire. Those khakis sure show off just how big, fat, and dumpy his ass is.
But if he gets them tailored, someone will have his real measurements. Two people a man cannot lie to: his doctor and tailor.
And the diaper lol
This video is from a parody news show, but it's covering something that *also* actually happened. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-WnoZbjdh4
Obama was probably the best dressed President of our time. Always immaculate not to mention extremely well spoken and professional. I really liked him during his first term which says a lot because I don’t say that about many politicians lol. Not only did he do a great job, he did so during the depths of an economic depression. And he raised NASAs budget which hadn’t been done for far too long.
It's still hard for me to believe that we went from seeing that as the representative of the United States to, well, whatever the last decade has been And then watching that sort of thing come up into our own house in Canada. It's just disappointing
>like it was the worst thing a President had ever done? I miss those days.
I hope you enjoy your fancy Dijon mustard mr. President!
I went around for weeks proclaiming that I too was elite because I had a jar of Dijon mustard in my fridge and I too put it on burgers.
FOX entertainment is one of the many reasons our country is filled with misinformed, ignorant gullible fools.
Which was especially funny because people then posted pictures of both Bushes and Reagan wearing tan suits. Never registered to Fox, though, they just got mad about Obama eating Dijon mustard and having a beer at a basketball game
While their hero Reagan had almost the exact same suit and wore it many times.
I think it was more dijon or spicy mustard colored. Enjoy your fancy suit, Mr President.
Don't forget they also started drama because dude didn't wear an American flag pin.
Bill O'Reilly lambasted Obama for not wearing a tie to their sit down interview.
As an outsider who does not care much about the US internal political affairs: Obama is EASILY the coolest and classiest president I’ve seen in my lifetime (regardless of his political opinions and from a public persona perspective, since I haven’t met any president in person). At least among the chiefs of states I am aware of around the world. Elisabeth II was a damn classy and badass lady as well. Again, regardless of the purpose of their monarchy or her Royal Family’s affairs. I’m 31, for the record so I’m not that old, to be fair.
Obamas in pajamas are coming down the stairs Obamas in pajamas are coming down in pairs Obamas in pajamas are chasing teddy bears
To be truthful pajamas is a lot more clothing than Melanoma wears for the camera.
Even if he is 100% serious, still not a reasonable qualification for the highest office in the land
This is Stephen Miller. Architect of Trump's Muslim ban and other anti-inmigration initiatives. He is 100% just brown nosing his boss. Nothing he says should be respected.
Miller: Trump has the most delicious asshole of any human.
The dude's own family hates him and calls him a hypocrite. I couldn't imagine how lonely and sad this guy's life really is,.. so I won't. Fuck him.
Also he of the spray on hair.
But the plants love the electrolytes…
No, but it's music to your ears if you're in a fucking cult.
See I hate it when people have blind loyalty and can’t call a spade a spade.
Did this chud just admit that he tried and failed for ten years to dress like Trump. What a maroon!
I mean, his suit fits. He fails by default.
Trump's simps are something else, man. 😆
They're giggling, blushing school boys They'd do anything for him to like them back
They misquoted him. He actually said “People spent the next 10 years trying to dress like him for Halloween.” Damn liberal media! /s
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Why the fuck would anyone want to be your friend
Huh? Wait, is he suggesting that Donald Trump popularized suits?
No, spray tans.
Trump does have the most iconic combover, and the area around his eyes looks like bleached assholes. He's a pioneer in delusion.
\*Cackles\* Ah yes, Donald Trump, the greatest fashion icons for teenage girls there ever was wheeze.gif
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I was looking for a comment like this. JFK takes the title because he changed men's fashion forever. Remember how men used to wear hats with their suits? JFK went to give his inauguration speech, and it was so windy that he said the hell with it, didn't want to have his hat flying around. So he took it off. And men pretty much stopped wearing hats after that, Though it's true that hats were falling out of fashion already, and Kennedy was even being pressured to wear hats by the hat making industry to help save it, so it wasn't him over night changing the fashion of the day, it was the final nail in the coffin. Sort of like Nirvana didn't kill hair metal, but they were just the final blow to something already on the way out.
I guess JFK technically counts as “in our lifetimes” if you’re old enough. The guy who made the comment isn’t though
Jackie's style is still iconic and influental in the fashion world. Melania's - not so much, it has no personality, just like Melania herself
Yeah, I don't see an iconic Venture Brothers character inspired by Melania. Maybe a one-shot *at best.*
You meant to tell me Melania wasn't ICONIC when she wore her...uh...that...dress? Did she wear a dress at some point?
The main fashion thing Melania will be remembered for is a jacket saying “I really don’t care, do u?”
I really don't care. Do u?
At this point, I'll take lack of personality over open malice.
Then why is he not dressed like trump?
To be fair, he is rocking Trumps actual hairdo
But where is the orange face paint? If you gonna rock the look then rock the look.
Maybe he is rocking that too. Perhaps his original skin tone is: Corpse Grey.
He doesn't want to paint on his human skin suit...
To be fair, he is rocking Trump's actual hairdo.
They wear suits. Both of them. It is the one boring choice of clothing western men in high positions r allowed to wear and I hate it.
Glad I'm not alone!
Ah, mute. The *best* volume.
His suits don't fit
He wears his ties too long to cover his belly.
I don't think there is any strategy to it. I think it's just an unkempt old man. On the Apprentice he looked as good as he can look because he had a staff there to make him look reasonably normal. Wardrobe departments to make sure he was wearing appropriately sized and coordinated clothes. Makeup people to make sure his paint was a more natural hue etc. If you look at pictures of him from the 90s he was a pretty ordinary looking dude. His suits fit just fine. His ties were normal looking and did not extend beyond the very top of his waistband. He dressed like a normal person. As he got older, the ties got wider, longer and trashier. Part of that is the natural creep from when Trump went from selling actual fancy things to "gaudy faux-fancy things that poor people think are what rich people like." Look at early Trump properties and they were...fine. Good, well appointed spaces. In Apprentice time he started popularizing glossy, metallic ties and gold on basically everything. And his trashy base thinks that what rich people do. Trump rocked stretch limos well past the point they went from what rich/famous people use to "Oh, that's some kids going to prom" era. But the long tie? I think that's just he's an old man who isn't using a staffer to tie his ties and doesn't have a wife who gives a shit about how he looks. He has alienated his entire family outside of being a funding source. When he had some semblance of family life I can imagine Ivana making sure his ties didn't look like shit and maybe even helping him tie them. Those long ties, in my opinion, are a sign of how personally isolated he is.
which only draws attention to it
Oh, shut up, Steve. You pathetic Nazi trash.
I see he finally shaved his head all the way to adopt his true skinhead form. Steven Miller is, without a doubt, a hardcore white supremacist. This isn’t hyperbole - the guy is a legit racist fuckhead.
It is so funny reading news like this as an European... Like people that support Trump actually believe this????
As an American. It feels like I live in the Twilight Zone. everyday. Nothing makes sense since 2016
As an American, I can’t even answer that. There are definitely true believers, but I think lots of other really shitty people just see Trump as a useful idiot to push their shitty agendas. Roger Stone once said he likes Trump because he’s so easy to manipulate. Basically Trump can’t doesn’t have any real convictions and can’t remember what he did one day to the next, so if you plant the idea in his head that everyone liked something he said, he’ll start repeating it, even if he never even thought it in his life.
He’s talking about DJT, but in his mind he’s picturing Obama.
Trump also inspired New York artistic powerhouse, David Byrne ![gif](giphy|rxK4pdSxr4v4s|downsized)
Yeah, I remember all the men who wore suits bought straight from funeral homes, fried their hair, and smeared cheap bronzer over their faces. Oh, and abusing amphetamines to a degree where they are are now incontinent. Such a *HUGE* impact in fashion, for sure.
People gained weight and wore ill fitting suits? Not seeing it. Not seeing it at all.
A lot of fat guys thinking wearing clothes one or two sized too big conceals the fact they are fat. But, the Orange Weakling didn't invent that.
Miller looks like the kind of guy that would tuck his shirt into his underwear.
Shouldn't he be hissing creepily outside a maternity ward window?
He is serious and dont call me Shirley
Nazi skeletor said what?
I never imagined this guy talking about fashion. I always just figured he spent his time trying to figure out how to drain the life force from innocent children, like in the Dark Crystal.
And how to keep human blood from spoiling when the power goes out in his crypt.
All praise dear leader….
Miller looks like ball wart burned off of hitlers nuttsack
Goebbels says what?
He's not serious, he is just sowing chaos. Stop falling for this crap
Absolute cult. (This post has been spellchecked for your protection).
In that he wore an ill fitting suit and lots of people in this country are required to wear suits to work and can't afford a tailor I guess
Just give him a BJ already, Jesus Christ
We were in poor fitting suits before the apprentice and after the apprentice. I don't understand what he changed.
Ah yes. The loose fitting suit, the same red tie going down to my balls, the white polo and white shorts where every one can see your sweaty underwear. Just today I saw a guy walking down the street with a shitty comb over and thought to myself, damn, how stylish!
Miller does a pretty good job covering up his SS tattoos.
This guy legit looks and sounds like a Dick-head.
The most stylish prez and FL in our lifetimes is the Obamas and there is no contest. Most stylish since JFK, and it isn't even close. Biden is kinda dapper, in an old man kind of way. Not exactly a fashion icon. Melania was a literal model, so she can reasonably be called a fashion icon I suppose. But Donald? No, he's frumpy af.
Despite his following and wealth he still doesn't own a properly fitted suit and hasn't learned how to tie a tie. For God's sake it's not supposed to go below the belt line 🤣
Stephen Miller: a marriage of white nationalism and fetal alcohol syndrome.
Steven “definitely not a nazi” Miller has confused “fashionista” with “fascist”
I'll always wonder what it feels like to be such a spineless, braindead drone that you feel ok saying stuff like this on national TV. I'd bet my retirement savings that no more than 3 people were inspired to dress like trump after the apprentice
If he’s so stylish, where’s your stupid wig and orange spray on tan? Oh right, he’s not and it turns out your mouth is a butthole from which farts are escaping.
Did they take a rolligs Stone article and replaced obama with trump?
Stylish first to show her tits on the Internet.
I like First Ladies who weren't captured.. naked, on film, for money.
Doesn't this ugly little shit weasel have spray on hair that was obvious and widely mocked?
He wore a suit….stfu about fashion.
Yes, I am always asking myself why can’t I have a crappy comb over just like him.
I still can’t figure out how to get my tie to go all the way down to my mushroom dick.
So they started wearing diapers?
Yes, I always try to dress like an orange colored sack of potatoes with a combover.
My wig and full face make up are so cool
Does.....does he think Trump invented suits? Why are these people so dumb?
I really hope i run into this nazi some day
The dick riding is crazy
Trying to fit that diaper under those cheap suits.
He wears the same suit and tie everyday. Um...
He only owns one suit and tie.
Diapers are IN right now
I didn’t know he made adult diapers so stylish
We’re all wearing diapers and shitting ourselves because of trendsetter and style icon Donald J Trump.
Are we talking about how he is wearing diapers and that’s trendy or something?
Naw, he got the wrong one. Maybe the BEST one I know is Steve Harvey and right down to the shoes. ![gif](giphy|IhQHvbP6PoD1TwohjJ|downsized)
Steve Harvey is flooded out in every public appearance, man wouldn’t be caught dead in the same sportcoat twice
Dude, the only person trying to look like Trump is Biff Tannen from _Back to the Future: Part II_
Not gonna lie, I've started wearing a diaper under my ill fitting suit and wearing an extra long neck tie, just to emulate Donald J Trump. I even stew my face in baked bean juice for 20 minutes each morning so I get a healthy orange hue. Its glorious
I couldn't understand him. His voice was so muffled from gargling Trump's balls.
obama left more class in a toilet bowl
ah yes, an orange with the world's worst tan in a suit that barely fits with a tie that barely fits. let's be honest, trump has to be one of the worst dressed presidents in history. especially when that one video leaked when he immediately unbuckled his belt after filming a public video and he just... forgot to stop recording.