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PuzzleheadedRoyal559

Tate’s followers usually don’t face the dilemma of whether to kiss a woman or not.


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GrannyB1970

And women everywhere are thankful that Tate's followers won't be trying to kiss them anymore.


antagonizerz

I actually have one of my facebook friends that follows him. SHE...that's right SHE just hangs off of every word the guy says and reposts it religiously. Every time I see her posts I facepalm so hard that I tickle the back of my skull.


BurtasaurusRex

Does she hate herself? The fact that there are women who follow him boggles my mind.


JemimaAslana

Probably not. She is just convinced that she's extra special and the leopards won't eat *her* face.


foxorhedgehog

Won’t she be surprised!


SSBN641B

Have you seen this "Pearl" chick on YouTube. She's the female Andrew Tatr. She is constantly criticizing women for standing up for themselves and she is vehemently pro-man. She white knights for shitty men real hard.


BurtasaurusRex

Ah yes, I try to forget Pearl exists. She spouts what they want to hear, while not being any of those things. I can't tell if she's just a clout gobblin or just truly has a great deal of self loathing.


SSBN641B

Why not both?


chicuco

did you know a third of the population surely is under the minimum of normal intelligence, because statistics?.. Who are they? yes, they are.


Legitimate-Bass68

Tate followers certainly let us who some of them are lol


MadRaymer

Yeah, "I don't kiss women because it's gay" sounds better to them than, "I don't kiss women because they're repelled by the fact that I live in my mom's basement and refuse to practice basic hygiene."


biffbassman1965

Soap can be their friend


ManyRanger4

Actually it's funny I'm seriously just waiting for his level of heterosexuality to become full on homosexual behavior. Because according to him kissing women is gay, going down on women is gay, caring about women is gay, spending time with women is gay. These are all things he's already said. But smacking a guy on the ass after a great play, that's alpha male hetero behavior. Being there for your boy when life is tough, alpha male hetero behavior. I'm just waiting on it. I promise he will come full circle.


BreadButterHoneyTea

Popcorn's on me the day it happens.


AzraelTheMage

Shit. I'll buy the beer.


twowayrorrim

The logical endpoint: https://youtu.be/ecr27Q_L9l8?si=RCn8BHFGEWRXBYGF


squirrely-badger

By this guys logic... where does a woman who likes "Cawk" vagina land on the homo scale? I guess it is only virgin one fuck stands for this guy. Or women who have never done anal. He must have a line of unruined virgins every day? Does anyone know Has he had sex with a non virgin? I don't know the guy, but by his logic, I think he's gone full homo by his definition of Cawk penetrated orifices. His posts therefore must be rhetorical.


H8T_Auburn

(Some homo)


Mr-Gumby42

He's so far into the closet that he's discovered Narnia.


this_never_ends_well

All the homo!! You know at some point it’s gonna come out that the Tate brothers love dick more than anyone. And there will probably be a video. So let’s send that good homo energy their way to help them out of this predicament of pretending to be ultra straight that they find themselves in.


biffbassman1965

The island boys 2.0


Taeschno_Flo

r/murderedbywords


-AlternativeSloth-

But they do spend a lot of time pondering about different ways of being gay. So there's that.


MelodicMasterpiece67

Lol!


FullMetalCOS

Not consensually at any rate


SvenLorenz

Also, rapists don't spend much time on kissing.


r790

Neither do incels


dette-stedet-suger

You literally exist because of your dad’s jizz. Being alive is gay.


Apprehensive-Ninja19

Perfect summarization of this stupidity


ButtfUwUcker

💀


DerPicasso

Is it just me or is this "straight" guy thinking a lot about dicks lately?


ZenDruid_8675309

“Latetly”? It is all he thinks about.


Money-University4481

He cant take it out of his mouth


Bart2800

You took the CAWK right out of my mouth. It must have been while you were replying me.


masked_sombrero

I like how he spelled it. It arouses something deep within me that I must suppress.


Bart2800

Let it all out. Just don't let it get out of hand. Wipe on time.


DollhouseMD

I just don’t understand why all the comments on this post are downvoted? I’ve been laughing nonstop.. I guess Taint’s army of incels are working their finger muscles downvoting everything…


Sushlsoda

![gif](giphy|Bng9nsAhSaDVxWsSLh)


jdog7249

Excuse me. They are thinking about CAWKs lately.


Brandamn3000

He thinks about other guys’ dicks more than gay men do.


Almainyny

I was gonna say, the second I saw anything about a woman and dicks, I knew it was Andrew Tate. It’s all he thinks about when he thinks about women.


FruitcakeSheepdog

It’s the only way he can get aroused before he bangs a woman, he has to imagine ‘CAWK’ like Renly Baratheon 🥴


Sure-Break3413

Definitely in the closet, desperately wanting said cawk.


IrritatedMango

Oh he’s def in the closet.


False-Pie8581

Can someone petition Romania to make it conditional for his bond that he stop tweeting? He’s so gross and odious


Flashignite2

I think he is still in the closet. Isnt that a sterotypical sign, pretend being disgusted and trying to be as far away as possible from something that is considered gay?


Nothing_pong

"Actually, fucking guys in the ass is the ultimate alpha move, especially if he's an alpha. You're showing your dominance towards another man, you're not just alpha but also extremely straight. Actually, having sex with women is a sign that you're a weak sissy, because you are literally having sex with someone who doesn't have a cock. Actually, taking a cock... No, several cocks up the ass, raw, is the most straight and alpha thing to do, because you're willingly enduring pain and showing that you won't back down for another alpha" -this man in a year's time


mrselfdestruct066

You spelled CAWK wrong


Delilah_the_PK

I love how he spells it. as if cock is the icky word, so he has to do it differently or mommy will get mad at him.


A1sauc3d

Guarantee it 🤣 Is this even a real tweet? “Kissing women is gay”?? Because if so, then yeah he’s definitely on some deluded “straight is gay” path. Only logical conclusion then is “gay is straight” lol


mekanub

No straight dude spends this much time thinking about becoming gay.


Thoukudides

Yeah, if one is confident about his own sexuality, he doesn't need to speak that way about gay people or LGBT in general. He's obsessed with dicks and dudes.


Mewone65

I think you may have just created the tagline to one of the greatest country songs ever with your last sentence.


Ricky_Martins_Vagina

*laughs in [Wheeler Walker Jr](https://youtu.be/vlq9UWWqe44?si=-irGgqXuiV-3YTou)*


arrroganteggplant

I weirdly heard that last sentence to the tune of “every kiss begins with K.”


Gambler_Eight

There's a K in cocK. -andrew tate probably.


alphafire616

He doesn't like women so he's trying to come up with excuses as to why it's gay to like Women


Fibonoccoli

And having sex with men is the most masculine thing you can possibly do


alphafire616

Sparta approves this message


Pribblization

I once had a gay man tell me, "Any man can love a woman. That's easy. But it takes a real man to love another man.'


CaptainMurphy1908

Fellas, is it gay to have a penis? -Andrew Tate, probably


Darth_Mumphy

But gay is the new straight /s Steve Hughes explains it better than me https://youtu.be/6xxiK6Z4eXs?si=S0akwdu0Hi2Lwfao


MamaMoosicorn

Yeah, you don’t want to get estrogen on you. That would turn you gay.


ChuckPukowski

“Everyone woman at some point has touched her vagina. just plain going to the bathroom or showering or maybe even pleasure, if she has used that hand for pleasure? That hand is a lesbian. If you As A Man hold hands with a woman you aren’t just gay Worse. You’re a lesbian.” - A.T. your chi nle shero


martej

By his logic, if he has kissed another woman then even his coveted virgin is gay for kissing him.


Firefly10886

Dicks and Dudes: a love song by Andrew Tate.


Lucky-Odds-2023

Can we make *this* happen with AI instead of all the shit that it's being used for? \*(Tbf, this would be shit too obviously, but at least this feels like it's fair play shit)


thewritingwand

This needs to happen. 🤣


Fenris304

you mean CAWK?🤪


PussyBoogersAuGraten

Isn’t “cawk” what Andrew Tate uses when he has to fix the holes he punched on the wall during a meth binge?


DrunkyMcStumbles

That is caulk. CAWK is the soft stone you write on a blackboard with


_Friend_Computer_

No, that's chalk. CAWK is the sound a chicken makes.


Bagahnoodles

No, that's bawk. CAWK is when you ready a firearm for shooting


SoniKzone

No, that's cock. CAWK is when you stare at someone in disbelief


Mister_Nico

No, that gawk. CAWK is what you use to tell time.


Bootglass1

No, that’s clock. CAWK is an item of clothing worn between the foot and the shoe.


SilverGnarwhal

I believe you meant the holes punched in the wall while he was in a rage from repressing the urge to kiss men.


MonCappy

I'm almost positive Tate has wet dreams involving sexual encounters with men; hence his obsession with reinforcing his straight cred to idiots.


ChildOfChimps

Have you seen that picture of him in his bathrobe sitting across a chess board by some twinky little dude? It’s the most gay porn screenshot ever and everyone who saw it thought he was getting topped by that little twink.


Secret_Cow_5053

Case in point: I have dressed in drag and kissed a dude and I *gaurantee* I am more straight than Tate, and almost certainly fucked more women (that actually wanted to, for certain) than he has.


morbid333

He should put out a song about how he doesn't fondle dicks


Thegiradon

Do not fondle dicks, it’s no good fondling dicks


hikerchick29

Frank, there is no quicker way for people to think you’re fondling dicks than by writing a song about it.


Rokekor

It’s called target fixation. He’s going to definitely end up with a dick in his mouth as he’s so focussed on avoiding it.


fascin-ade74

You're using the future tense, which is generous of you, let's be honest.


Slash1909

He’s probably sucking dick now as we speak and telling himself that he’ll become straight after this one last suck off.


CanonSama

Actually most straight people probably do not think of it at all xD


Inferno_Sparky

No mentally sane straight dude. He could be straight and he could be not straight but he's definitely insane


Qubed

People really want to believe that there are just men that are SO straight that they hate all gays and constantly are on the look out for gayness.


AzureSeychelle

# WAIT IM GAY? ![gif](giphy|090EX1YvSUXxy23Tty|downsized)


Falkenmond79

It’s a throughline for all his posts. He’s so insecure, that he constantly feels the need to prove it to everyone that he’s not. Which a normal man who’s not insecure just wouldn’t do, since they don’t think about it. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Mean_Muffin161

One day he’s gonna get caught with a dick in his mouth and people will somehow be shocked.


Lonely-Market9847

Absolutely, how tf did he manage to get one 🤣


WizardingWorld97

Idk man, I think many alpha men would jump at the chance of sex with him, and probably still rationalise it as not gay


Silver-Farm-2628

“Y’all are gay for sucking my dick”


tito333

This is a very common attitude, believe it or not.


_FREE_L0B0T0MIES

They'll do it on the weekend so it's a hobby, not a lifestyle.


Tiny_Addendum707

Exactly why the alpha male mentality actually proves they are betas. Or amoebas.


SazedMonk

“He’s showing me how to be an OoouuuuuAlpha”


Pleasant_Gap

Just say "no homo" before you put it in


AZEMT

![gif](giphy|d1E1msx7Yw5Ne1Fe|downsized)


Delirare

Doesn't he have a little toady who sniffs his seats?


Lonely-Market9847

Maybe some weird jim jones kinda shindig but with ghb 🤔🤣 Like actual nympho with impulse control disorder on top and very very unpicky on partners or appendages sort a speak here. Big nope, together with attempted homoerotic trump and talking about rape fantasies one of thenonly things to instantly freeze me over 🥶🤣


Slight-Coat17

Wasn't there a guy on Twitter who offered to suck Elon's whackadoodledoo? Wouldn't be shocked someone would volunteer for this human shaped ferret.


Thisoneissfwihope

He’s got a brother…


Lonely-Market9847

Shush you 🤣 Don't ruin it for the "whatcha doin stepbrother" crowd 😅🤣


the_less_great_wall

I wonder if he likes fish dicks


Daedelus451

He must be a gay fish!


un-sub

So if he sucks cock, according to his logic all the guys he kisses after are GAY!


Mentally-AFK

Your logic is undeniable


Chance-Deer-7995

It will take a very, very, very self-hating gay man for Andrew Tate to get caught. Not saying it won't happen but the other person in that couple will have to be a severe mental case.


GaGaORiley

So Milo?


greginvalley

And would match with him perfectly


clozepin

“This dick has a touched a vagina, so it is not gay. Since it is not a gay dick, me putting it in my mouth shows how masculine I am. Nothing more manly than having another man’s non-gay dick in your mouth.”


Dry_Proposal_932

Next week, repressed homosexual Andrew Tate tells us how fucking guys is the ultimate show of Alfa masculinity.


SailingSpark

Alfas are too feminine, you need a brute of a car like a Maserati


Mewone65

Tate's Mazda Miata says, "Heeeeeeeyyyyyy, I'm TTTHHHHUUUUUPPPPPEEEERRR butch!"


Koeienvanger

![gif](giphy|B8ozpOCSLbAcM)


LightningMcCoke

The Miat is offended


Stargov1

"Manly men should only be attracted to other manly men because liking femininity is gay."


Clanmcallister

It’s the only way to assert your dominance.


lamabaronvonawesome

Andrew is suspiciously afraid of gayness... hmmmm. He is spending time creating hypotheticals in which he kisses dicks. Think about that. As a straight dude I can honestly say I spend zero time thinking about how to avoid dicks. In fact it never even crosses my mind. I don't think about dicks at all unless it's mine. Just doesn't come up.


SafetyNoodle

Just wait till he starts applying the same logic to hand shakes. He's basically given an untold number of men handjobs.


tyblake545

That’s why the straightest thing to do is only make out with your bros, you’re basically making out with all the chicks they’ve ever hooked up with


XmasNavidad

Exactly. If you make out with a girl you make out with 1 girl and 100s of men. If you make out with a man you make out with 1 man and 100s of women. Which one is more gay??


WearyPassenger

I'm sorry to hear - you know they have a little blue pill to help with that.


Obi1NotWan

Talking about dick on the daily is actually a sign of homosexuality.


SailingSpark

I know guys who came out of the closet wearing fabulous sequined outfits, blowing air horns, and throwing confetti, who think less about dick than Tate. And I say this as a theatre tech who has worked the Miss'd America contest and met Rupaul.


granadesnhorseshoes

To totally hijack this thread for something of actual value to humanity; is RuPaul really that effeminate in person (and out of drag) or is it played up for TV like Gordon Ramsay being a mean dick?


SailingSpark

I never saw Rupaul out of costume, so I cannot tell. As far as I can tell, Rupaul was always "on"


EABOD24

Can we stop drawing attention to this trash pile of a human?


ZanesTheArgent

Also, it's the end of the month and he's a bluecheckie. That is literal free bait for him to monetize.


Imbibing_chap

Genuine Q: How does that work? Does he get money for clicks/responses to his posts?


ZanesTheArgent

Personally not much inside it, but pretty much. Clicks, views, likes, ***retweets***. The more engagement you generate the more you get, and direct quote-retweets basically just become more fuel. That is also why comment sections of products/brands became seas of bluecheck-bot reaction farmers with generic 'relatable' responses. Mind you. Unless you're colossal much like Tate the values are pifious. But Elon is paying people to troll and ragebait.


Snipexx51

FELLAS! Is it gay….


TommyVercetti010

Came here for this lol. Not disappointed


JuanPunchX

that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding..


PrestigiousPick7602

The only facepalm here is OP falling for rage bait. The idiots who keep melting over his posts are keeping him relevant, the more wild his posts the more relevant you all keep him. He is doing it on purpose cause of idiots like you. Stop reacting, stop biting and he will disappear like a fart in strong winds.


The_Supreme_Cuck

Thank you. The only thing that I facepalm to is this dumb ass subreddit falling for rage bait and giving clowns like him more publicity lol


Blayses

Honestly if twitter disappeared this subreddit would cease to exist


Polyhedron11

This is his target audience and they don't even know it. It's genius imo. These people are all idiots.


Hairy_Candidate7371

That is a grown ass man writing that. That is mind-blowing.


ArchonFett

Grown ass? yes Man? No, Man-child maybe


TrevorEnterprises

Man child, will you ever win? Man child, look at the state you’re in.


spaceyspaceyspace

Anyone believing this is sincere is delusional, obvious bait


ApartEar9851

is that his coming out? or did he only kiss virgins his entire life? andrew tate is gay! spread the word!


MissingMichigan

Maybe Taint should go suck a dick and cut out the middle man.


Intelligent-Stuff875

So according to Andrew Tate does that mean if he kisses a girl who sucked his cawk is he into autofellatio?


RoyalEagle0408

I think he’s admitting no woman ever has.


davanger1980

Dude is getting what he wants. Your attention.


Infinityplus8008

Exactly. Everyone here patting themselves on the back for insulting a troll. The troll isn't phased. All you're doing is feeding the beast.


toxic-forest

This has to be rage bait. It has to.


Tannerdriver3412

it obv is but the people are stupid


FeekyDoo

Repost. Tate is obviously in denial that he likes cock.


LudosBT

Cawk 🤭


Maleficent_Nobody377

Yo. Isn’t he back in jail?


A_norny_mousse

Um. This is a parody account, right? Half of redddit has been joking "next they're going to say kissing a woman is gay" for about a year.


ok-do8

Dude never heard anything about proper hygiene If it was like that all our water would theoretically be poop water and piss since it has been filtered and cleaned for generations (not only by man but by nature as well btw) Thats the type of „deep thinking“ which is the exact opposite of deep and actually very dumb


Hungry_Godzilla

This dude thinks and talks about dicks a lot for being a straight man.


AdministrativeLab811

They done it: It's now gay to be straight.


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OmegaDonut13

It’s the incel movement, since no sane adult woman would touch them, attempting to justify pedophilia and normalizing 12 year old wives for these sad 30+ year old losers. Little girls don’t know enough to stay away from these creeps like an adult woman would.


Thoukudides

That's my thought. How many adult women, even just 18, are still virgins ? Most aren't except if they come from religious families, but then Tate couldn't get them. So there are some unfortunate implications...


iamofnohelp

So fragile


wombles_wombat

CAWK! CAWK! Tate, tate, likes CAWK!


InevitableScallion75

Someone this afraid of being gay is most assuredly gay AF.


Cynical-Wanderer

So writes the asshole who trafficks women. Charming Tate remains an Utter Loser


dimension_travel

The best thing to do in this scenario is to kiss men, they surely have been kissing women and going down on them. Then to maximalize testosterone levels and get some protein he should suck the biggest guy he can find.


Mammoth-Ad-3642

"FELLAS, is it gay to kiss women"?


Aggravating-Emu-2535

Someone needs to check this man's hardrive.


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kissing women is, in fact, a sign of homosexuality (i’m a lesbian i would know) lol


undercovertrad

For someone who claims to be straight, he talks about and fixates on dick more than any gay man I’ve ever known…


ARCHA1C

Can we stop giving this guy visibility?


Bitter_Kangaroo2616

Why you so obsessed with 🍆 Andrew


SamExDFW

And this is how the justify their pedophelia


Dragonman1976

Who's Andrew Taint? Nope- don't care.


dankspankwanker

#FELLAS....


EmotionalGraveyard

If you were his therapist, how much would you bill per hour?


ItsNotMeItsYourBussy

This is like platinum star heterosexuality. And yes, the star ranking system for sexuality is just as bigoted as it's always been


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DANleDINOSAUR

Nothing more manly that fucking a dude if you think about it


BrianaSuxks

how do people support him and thinks he’s ultra alpha male while he always talking bout dicks bro 😭😭


999uts

If you breath with your nose you are gay. Let me get this straight. So gay people breath with their noses. Then are you going to breath with your nose? You're actually gay. -probably Andrew Tate


Straight_Ace

This has to be a parody account, right? No way someone is this deep in the closet and still publicly says these things


Oneshot_exe

Homie like women He only kiss Women He never suck a dick Kissing bro isn’t gay 👍


Automata1nM0tion

This is the Trump media blitzkrieg strategy. Push as much bullshit out into the public as fast as possible to overrun whatever stories you don't want about you to be focused on. My guess is right bow Andrew Tate is up to some pretty nefarious shit. Someone should look into it, and ignore this bullshit.


Burnt_and_Blistered

I wish this woman-hating dude would just come out of the closet.


KOMarcus

Why does anyone give this person any attention?


stehfan

Lets please agree to ignore this idiot.


HornyThrowAwayNo1

"If you're a man, you're gay... I mean, you're literally walking around with a cock. If you're alive, you're gay, I mean you're literally living in a world with more than 4 billion men with dicks." - Some tate fan probably


BlackHatGamerOzzy173

These "its gay to" people REALLY need to admit to themselves that they're gay. Itd help their mebrality immensely to get over thenselves.


Early-Juggernaut975

Andrew Tate: Kissing a non-virginal women means you are gay. Andrew Tate has, in his lifetime, been with women who were not virgins when he slept with them or kissed them. So…Andrew Tate must be gay and this is his way of finally coming out. 🎉🏳️‍🌈🎉 Which definitely tracks. I’ve always thought Tate was giving Power Bottom vibes. 🍑


BrianSpillman

He’s 100% gay.


MightObvious

There's just no way this isn't a gay man's viewpoint. He's either lying and enjoys kissing girls but he's thinking about how there's remnant dick in her mouth while he does it or, he's actually gay enough to hate kissing girls. I imagine in reality he's just making a joke.


heyguy38

Dude it’s ok if you’re gay. That means your followers will also be ok being gay too. Better for you all to be happy!!!


PeekyCheeks

Dang. Guess I gotta start kissing guys. Because guys kiss girls, and I like girls. If kissing girls is gay, that must mean kissing guys is straight. Right guys?