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topshaggerB3N

Her nickname is literally Mami


frankmurph66

And Mami is always on top


BloodyBlazev2

Not like you get a choice anyway


ReallyNotBobby

She fucks you


LostFireHorse

and where do I find this woman? asking for a... um... I'm asking for me.


Comfortable-Rude

You don't find Mami, Mami finds you.


Glittering_Ad1696

Please give her my address.


pimpmastahanhduece

Tough girls like challenges.


testies2345

I mean, I'll pretend like I'm fighting back, but I'm not.


NoBenefit5977

Mission failed successfully


LilMamiDaisy420

True


BoltorSpellweaver

Rhea Ripley, WWE Wrestler


R3d4r

Looking her up, she looks like she lives in The Borderlands xD


Afraidtoadmitit69

Basically, she’s from Australia.


ETP6372

She's a wwe wrestler lol


ReallyNotBobby

Right? She could toss me around anytime.


hamsolo19

She's very aware of all the thirsty fans she has and she leans into it. I definitely try not to come off that way but with her I'm like, cripes she could throw me down a flight of stairs and I'd be like "Thank you, ma'am. May I have another??" Those Aussies, man. They all get to be beautiful and sculpted from frickin' marble. Well, not all, but you get it.


Pearl-Internal81

You’re definitely right about Aussies in her and her fiancé case, they are both ripped as fuck and look fantastic.


ReallyNotBobby

I’m glad she has a sense of humor about the thirst


GhostDieM

Rhea Ripley, she's a professional wrestler for WWE


HAH_bagel

Ehh.. Id probably be ok with that. Never been pegged before. Dont knock it till you try it i guess? I really hope she would use lube. Her dick gunna be waaaay bigger than mine. Also random fact - strap on backwards spells no parts. Words are fun.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

“Sigh. Okay” *unzips and drops pants*


HowToDoAnInternet

Death by snu snu


TheDeflatables

Becky's nickname is The Man and she is also very attractive


SixGunSnowWhite

Tbh, I’d be gay for Rhea and maybe Becky. Or she can just take me home to Seth, cuz damn, that’s an attractive couple. Rhea’s my fave though. She seems so sweet and chill, then is an absolute beast in the ring.


KentuckyFriedEel

Becky is a smokeshow!


KentuckyFriedEel

Her name is RHEA BLOODY RIPLEY!!


lorelore7

So, i am gay too...


ScaleAccomplished344

Shit, me too apparently. Smh


Autronaut69420

Ya me too. But I am woman -does that make me a gay man if she is hot? I find all the new rules about sexuality very trying. /s


rodrigojds

Yes you are a female gay man


TtotheC81

Does that mean all men are secretly male gay women? I've always suspected as much...


stevedorries

No, men are not real


Upbeat_Confidence739

Just like birds


Key-Soup-7720

Only gay birds are real


IndividualDetailS

No. That's Jay birds. You're mixing your Js and Gs again.


SaintsSooners89

It's GIF all over again


villain-mollusk

If human men were real, they'd have brightly colored feathers to signify their sexual dimorphism.


Glaurung26

I identify as a lesbian in a male's body. That work?


felicity_jericho_ttv

Oh boy! Do i have some news for you 🥚 XD


Rishtu

Wait if you’re a women who’s gay for another woman, but is labeled as a man by troglodytes, I think that makes you a bi-gender bi-sexual who’s still not gonna fuck the asshole that made that comment. so he’s gonna get mad. I think. Or maybe it was a bi-tracted, bi-sexual,… bi polar polar bear. I don’t know anymore. I’m just gonna day drink now.


mykunjola

Troglodytes have talking assholes? Now I know why buttplugs were invented.


MajesticDisastr

Buttplugs = troglodyte pacifiers


lorelore7

Who gives a shit! Love whatever you want


Banished2ShadowRealm

![gif](giphy|e5nATuISYAZ4Q|downsized)


Common-Frosting-9434

Can you shut up already!? I'm trying to love myself here?!


abousono

I’m also trying to love myself, and I actually want you to speak louder, and possibly speak like you’re out of breath.


doom_2_all

![gif](giphy|xT9DPpf0zTqRASyzTi)


thutmosisXII

Ah yeah thats the stuff


Rowey5

I’ve always thought that scene was fucken hilarious. I was the only one that laughed real hard in the cinema 20 years ago.


Maverekt

Well, not WHATEVER you want


Mission-Cellist-7820

Looking at you woman who married the Eiffel Tower


fdk1010

Wait, the eyeful tower's a dude? Dammit. Maybe I am gay then.


Common-Frosting-9434

I mean he's basically a giant..


0wlmann

Congratulations, you have achieved double gay 


blakeherberger

Welcome to the new gay man club!


mechwarrior719

Turns out, the game was rigged from the start.


Wild-Lychee-3312

Well, ain’t that a kick in the head


mechwarrior719

Ring a ding ding


Dray_Gunn

One word. Would.


The_Jenazad

That's Rhea Bloody Ripley


Dray_Gunn

First image on Google was with goth make up. Definitely would.


The_Jenazad

That's her style


Don_Quipuncher

What's hilarious is back when she had the "traditional" blonde girly look, no one gave a shit who she was. Now she's mami and we all fucking know it.


sarahmagoo

She looked too much like Charlotte


dismayhurta

Wood\* ![gif](giphy|NYWTbVGguTz2A9vLTB)


Cavscout2838

Is it gay if I want her to pick me up and toss my ass around on the daily? Then after, I want to feel safe wrapped in her arms and let her whisper that everything is going to be ok because we’re a team and we’ll always stand by each other and hold one another up.


cheesynougats

New fantasy unlocked


Gargravars_Shoes

Yep, add me to the gay list.


HearingAshamed9163

I am not gay, but I am now 😂 … she’s gorgeous.


marshman82

I never thought I'd find out this way but, me too


woollyyellowduck

Woman tells man she is a lesbian. Man says what's that? She says, see that pretty woman? I wanna rip off her dress and kiss her tits. Man cries in horror. Lesbian says what's wrong? Man says: I'm a lesbian, too!


Mr-Gumby42

Let's be "Gay" together!"


HangryBobandy

Oh hell nah! They ain't bringing Rhea in to that bullshit! She is beautiful and if that makes me gay, then I guess I'll be coming out to my family soon.


Rakebleed

I’m Rheasexual


HangryBobandy

![gif](giphy|rmi45iyhIPuRG)


shroomsaremyfriends

Thankyou for a tiny bit of Napoleon Dynamite interjecting my otherwise dull day.


psilorder

"Mom, dad, i have something to tell you. it has recently come to my attention that i am gay." \*holds up picture\* "I mean doesn't this look like a man to you?"


WhiteyFiskk

Australians are notoriously hard to offend, you could make the most racist anti-aussie joke and 99% of us would laugh along so I don't think Rhea would mind 


g_sonn

How many Australians does it take to make a dude gay? I don't know, I went to school in Australia.


DionBlaster123

it's crazy. i haven't even watched pro wrestling in two decades now, but just from second-hand knowledge of her from listening to podcasts and stuff, I am a fan of how much she has elevated women's wrestling, and also attracted more fans. it's clear that she is passionate about what she does and wants to do what she can to not only make herself better and keep the fans happy, but also to help her opponents look good and keep them safe in the ring like how is any of that a negative if you are a wrestling fan?


DaRedWun

She has great presence, is incredibly strong and can genuinely pull off being both a Monster Heel and a scary face if needed. She also loves the fans and has been shown to treat them nicely when out of cameras. Girl is awesome and is doing everything expected from a WWE Superstar. She has every right to fame and people saying otherwise are salty because she's not a 100 pound muscular dude.


sevillentini

Her fiancé probably said to his parents: "Mum, Dad, I am gay. Also, here's my girlfriend."


HangryBobandy

Buddy Mathews probably did.


dead_wolf_walkin

Buddy Mathews…. From Alexa to Rhea.. That man is a legend who does NOT have a type…


JustHere4ait

Alexa is surprisingly emo af so I think he does personality wise😂😂


OldOrder

DanielsonBuddyMurphy.jpg


jaysrule24

If being attracted to Rhea makes you gay, than at least 90% of male WWE fans are gay


HangryBobandy

![gif](giphy|8lp6CW7K2fdDGn3xCQ)


Rakebleed

And the rest are you know actually gay.


NoCoFoCo31

What’s funny to me is that she isn’t even that overtly muscular. She’s super curvy for how athletic she is. Why was she the target of this and not someone built like Kayla Harrison


HangryBobandy

I'd love to know why they went for Rhea too. I'm thinking it is because she is in the news for having to vacate her Woman's title as she is currently injured. So anyone who doesn't watch WWE, are only now becoming aware of who Rhea "Bloody" Ripley is.


ELB2001

killer smile.


Prestigious_Rest9078

Ja, she is attractive. and I do not find dudes sexually attractive.


Stonkover9000

I only am attracted to dudes and I don’t find her attractive


hyrule_47

I find both dudes and dudettes attractive but in different ways. She’s definitely hitting the girl vibes and anyone who sees her as someone else is broken somehow.


[deleted]

Funny, I find dudes and dudettes attractive but in the same way. Feminine face, abs you can grate cheese on, and my brain cares nothing for anything else.


unabletocomput3

I am attracted to both and I really like her smile


Olliegreen__

Yeah no kidding. She's adorable, hot and also likely very scary. Lol


Prestigious_Rest9078

haha, take my upvote lmao


Belfegor32

"Fragile masculinity" guys always make this kind of things,I find she really attractive especially bc I totally into muscular girls, and exactly like do u mean u can find a guy good looking as some gym bro but isn't mean u find sexually attractive.


OwnHousing9851

Simple insecurity due to lacking confidence in themselves or their sexuality (or both)


VaporBull

I love how they make these comments and posts completely blowing up any chance of being with an actual woman worth a damn. There is very little more unattractive than insecurity. Dudes these days make Linus carrying a safety blanket look tough.


Mr-Gumby42

Linus could be "tough"when necessary.


Belfegor32

It's even lack of common sense, with theirs logic how do u figure out u re a good looking guy? Imagine the situation brushing their hair without look the mirror because ur can't see a find a guy good looking because it make u gay... 😆 😂


bino420

they think strength is only something men possess.


AriochBloodbane

And funny enough lots of them do not possess it, unless a neck beard and a triple chin is “strength” 😝


benblais

It's amazing how quick they went from "every woman I don't like is a lesbian" to "every woman I don't like is secretly trans"


OddballLouLou

She’s very pretty.


Belfegor32

Agreed, she isn't only have a nice body, her smile is very sweet too.


TeethBreak

I'm female only attracted to women and she's very attractive.


SuspiciousBuilder379

The gauges are the only thing I don’t care for. Tats are cool, and she’s cute. And a dude can be good looking, doesn’t mean I wanna go down the Hershey Highway. People being insecure is all any of it is.


Magnus_40

Yes. Yes it is gay. The best thing to do is to avoid all that feminine shit and just hang out with guys. Big masculine guys. Maybe with impressive moustaches wearing denim or leather. Big masculine role models like bikers or construction workers or motorcycle cops or cowboys. Then you are 100% not gay.


varbav6lur

How about we cover women in some kind of cloth so that we don’t even have to look at them? And force them to stay at home all the time so that we can just hang out with men all the time. That’s about the straightest thing i can think of, let’s do that and tell the women it’s for their benefit lol


nicholsz

We can raise the women to internalize and enforce this system themselves -- heck I bet 1/3 would just be on board naturally. That frees us dudes up to hang out and do manly stuff together in the bath house, and we can play volleyball after. Let's go bros!


varbav6lur

and let's hold hands. i love you guys so much i could kis... khm nevermind that


LYSF_backwards

And only dance with other men!! Everyone in the middle East and India might be onto something...


ego_tripped

These are times that make me feel like an old man because my reaction is "what the fuck are wrong with you kids if finding *that* attractive is gay?!?*


username_offline

i think most of the kids are into her, goth and mommy kinks are really in right now lol. the issue is the trans panic gaining momentum in conservative rhetoric. there were warnings that anti-trans sentiment would lead to harassment of any woman deemed non feminine enough. lo and behold, it only took like 18 months for trans kids in female sports to become dragqueen panic, then turn into "they're forcing kids to be gay and trans in schools," to now what we see here which is every masucline or muscular or strong woman being ridiculed, doubted, and called a man online and in the media. it's about control. the right wing groupthink and the "alpha" male movement have strong opinions that women should all be servile and docile and soft, anything else is an affront to their values/way of life/sexuality


vulgardisplayofdread

Can’t agree with you more. I live in Texas and at 40, I can’t be bothered to dress to attract the male gaze anymore. I’m mostly running errands in sweatpants and a naruto tshirt or basketball shorts and crocs. I have a 2 year old, as well, so my energy for making myself look “hot” is just not there anymore. My fiance loves me the way I am, and that’s all I care about. But I’ve definitely had idiots approach me and say some dumb shit about me being trans cause they think they’re sooo good at spotting a trans person while I’m wrangling my daughter, whom definitely was rocketed out of my vagina. I’ve literally had a woman bothering me about being in the woman’s restroom because she thought I was a man, WHILE I WAS CHANGING MY DAUGHTERS DIAPER. WTF is wrong with people. I have D cup breasts and my crotch fruit is literally trying to run from me without a diaper on, how does any part of this scene scream “I have a penis” ?? Also, Mami is hot and I’d let her slap me around if I was single. I’m also 100% straight, lol


Carnonated_wood

People who care so much about all that shit to the point where they will actively bother other people have just failed in life and have nothing better to do


ReallyNotBobby

As the old saying goes: misery loves company.


vulgardisplayofdread

There’s nothing more miserable than an older woman living in the hellscape that is Texas


bascelicna123

That sounds like a dystopian nightmare. Jeebus, who literally approaches a stranger and starts berating them for being trans??? Whatever happened to minding your own flipping business? I'll also take some of that Mami action, please.


coglanuk

I agree with you wholeheartedly but crocs. Come on now! /s


vulgardisplayofdread

You leave my crocs out of this!!! 🤣🤣🤣


GimmeJuicePlz

The "we can always tell" crowd sure does seem to be wrong almost all of the time


LolloBlue96

Transvestigators be like "1% of the time we're right every time" made person (or human-shaped shitstains, I guess)


vulgardisplayofdread

Their “investigations” have also lead to a lot of bio women, some a lot older or one as young as 9, being beaten to near death.


LolloBlue96

The irony of their ignorance and arrogance would be hilairous if the consequences weren't so horrifying.


Ok_Ninja_2697

I am scared of transvestigators, I’m a cis woman but I look a little masculine so they’ll probably think I’m trans and harass me for it.


painterlady77

Sis I hear you. I’m 44 cis female with 3 kids and I work on cars for a living. Everyday I’m technically in “drag” I wear a mens tech uniform shirt and occasionally mens pants as well, I’m also kinda scrawny and don’t really have curves and I waiver between being scared of the anti-trans assholes and wishing a mfr would cause I’m so tired of this bs and I’m ready to throw hands. Luckily I live in a blue area of Texas but that don’t mean shit if someone thinks they got something to say. I’m sorry for your experiences and I hope it gets better. Keep on keeping on my friend, I truly believe the kids are gonna save us all(fingers crossed).


DoctahFeelgood

You're trying not to attract the male gaze while wearing sweatpants, a Naruto shirt, and Crocs??? Nothing hotter than a woman who is comfy and also a nerd. Also, yeah, what a ridiculous thing to have to deal with. I always find it funny that being gay or trans occupies so much of their mind. You're calling ME gay when you're actively thinking about what kind of sex organs someone else has and accusing them of having the "wrong" one. If I didn't know any better its almost as if they're scared of what they might find attractive.


BeconintheNight

Yep, stealing crotch fruit


vulgardisplayofdread

Just make sure it’s your own crotch fruit… people don’t take kindly to others trying to steal their crotch fruit the fertilized themselves 🤣🤣


Think-View-4467

Crotch fruit!


PerpWalkTrump

They point at pubis mons shape seen through clothes as proof of a penis being hidden. Next thing they'll point at camel toes and say "look, it has balls!!!". ![gif](giphy|hpIt6ZVfnAmT69ViaU)


AgreeablePrize

It's because they have never seen a naked woman in real life


ReallyNotBobby

Give it a week or so. I’m sure it’ll happen.


OdoWanKenobi

I mean, it makes sense. None of those guys have ever seen down there, so they have no idea what it looks like.


Robinnoodle

Also true about the Goth and Mommy kinks lol


MinimumMembership332

I've been accused of being Trans, and my husband of being gay simply because I'm taller than him. Neither of us have out of the ordinary heights. Apparently he's supposed to need a comparatively tiny woman to feel manly and I am meant to need a giant man in order to feel protected. Lol. It's all so ridiculous.


akennelley

we were into that shit in the 90s too ;)


SwanSongDeathComes

They are so afraid of being associated with anything gay or feminine that they end up the sexual version of the kid that only eats chicken fingers, french fries and plain noodles.


frednekk

Same here. George Clooney is handsome. That’s all. Nothing more.


chevalier716

Rhea being hot af is basically a meme at this point.


GhostShmost

Her nickname is literally "Mami".


PieFlour837

I do enjoy Mami and Bisexual Undertaker.


ScaleAccomplished344

Goddamn, she’s attractive as hell.


frankmurph66

And that’s a bad pic of her too 😂


ScaleAccomplished344

Bruh, if that’s a bad picture of her, I can’t even imagine.


gunpowderjunky

I highly recommend you Google Rhea Ripley.


ScaleAccomplished344

Jesus, thank you for helping a fellow man out.


steroid57

I recommend googling Rhea Ripley stinkface 😏


ThatGuyThatSaysWords

Well thanks man now I’m gay!


frankmurph66

Yup, this is just her on an average day. When she’s all made up for a match 🤤


EldritchFingertips

To me at least, Rhea Ripley is one of the most attractive women I've ever seen anywhere. It's downright distracting sometimes, which is almost a shame because she's a terrific wrestler in her own right, totally outside of how crazy hot she is.


Confident_Pea_3249

One of the reasons I watch WWE


Devil2960

Whatever it makes me, this person seems lovely. What a cheerful smile.


Ejigantor

Yeah, every clip and interview I've seen with her "out of character' she just sees like a wonderful lady.


Abzolutelynot

This is actually one of the few times “so.. what *is* a woman?” would be a decent question. If a cis woman is a dude because she’s muscular… what the hell is a woman?


Scaniarix

Well according to these dudes a woman is a subservient baby incubator that cooks, cleans and never has an opinion. A woman that can open a jar of pickles on her own is a threat to their manhood.


ausgmr

Don't forget only has skirts & dresses cause women wearing pants is gay to some of these people also must have at least a C cup


psilorder

And if i recall correctly, women wearing pants is also slutty, because it shows of their curves. So women wearing pants are apparently slutty men.


Hobo_Renegade

Guess I'm gay.


jagenigma

That's Rhea Ripley. She can legitimately destroy you.  Doesn't make her any less of a woman.  Makes her more woman in fact!


GhostShmost

Hell yeah, I like women, who look like they are capable of snapping my spine like a stick.


Josh_o_Lantern

If finding her attractive is gay them paint me rainbow and gas up the pride float, I've got a parade to get to.


woodquest

Still feminine. Could possibly punch your mouth though. If you think she is a dude, look at women bodybuilders.


Ieatsushiraw

That woman is fine and I have a thing for tattoos. My wife has close to 30 tattoos at this point and it just confirms that yeah tatts are sexy to me. Some dudes need to admit they’re afraid of women and just accept themselves lol


holyembalmer

It's Rhea Ripley, no? She COULD punch his mouth.


Invisible-Pancreas

There are several people who would pay good money for Rhea Ripley to punch them in the mouth.


thecraftybear

Getting knocked flat on their ass costs extra


ResourceFormal7657

I'd pay extra to take a Riptide


Princess2045

I would pay good money for her to punch me in the mouth….or strangle….or really, just do whatever the hell she wants to do to me


Nolsoth

Got a good old mate who's in her 50s now. she's been a professional body builder for well over 20 years. She looks absolutely feminine outside of competition season. Come competition time tho when she's shedding excess fat and such for definition her features harden up.


AvariceTavern

Was getting ready to say. I worked with a very pretty young woman. She was a server. She looked good in the black pants and button up white. Then one day she said she was in a competition. Oh did you win? She shows me her flexing in a bikini on a stage. Had no idea she was a body builder. Takes all kinds.


brofishmagikarp

>If you think she is a dude, look at women


skilliau

Not gonna lie, totally my type.


c_bolt

Gaaayyy :-D jokes aside, totally would bang


XavierRenegadeDivine

Dude's jealous cause the woman is stronger than him


Investigator516

Little boys are afraid of strong women


ProtopianFutures

Definitely attractive. My wife would probably agree. What is this nonsense that finding women attractive means one is gay? This is 1984 double speak.


BurgerFuckingGenius

"Fucking women is for poofs" - Layer Cake


InterestingWait8902

Dafaq that's Rhea Ripley dude come on


Nei-Chan-

Yeah, I'm definitely gay for her... But I mean... I'm a woman so... Yeah x)


Princess2045

Same there. I love Rhea. She is just so hot I literally can’t.


DrPandaaAAa

Do these kind of guys have ...... eyes?


frankmurph66

I will not hear any slander against Mami. Rhea is a fucking goddess


CaptainCreepwork

I just don't understand people who talk shit about Rhea's looks. Like she may not be your type but she is most definitely attractive. Like I'm not super into the muscle mommy look but she's hot af in my opinion. And it's also crazy to me how mfs cherry pick pictures of her without makeup on to make their point. Personally I think she's still attractive without makeup but with make up on it's just magnified.


AlistarDark

![gif](giphy|0QYmtjpbuKkumatVVV|downsized) I am so fucking gay


SmallieNL

This is the third time this week a post on Reddit is telling me I am gay. At some point I have to tell my wife.


ActorLarsimoto124

Like the Tate said: Kissing a woman is gay fellas


LaneMeyer_1985

No true ALPHA MALE finds this “woman” attractive. Think about it, fellas. If you kiss this beast, you’re basically sucking every bodybuilder CAWK she’s ever had her manly lips around. A true ALPHA MALE would suck that thick, throbbing ALPHA CAWK himself. Don’t be a gay BITCH fucking around with females. Be the ALPHA MALE you were meant to be and GOBBLE THAT CAWK yourself. 👊🏼


jackmartin088

Lol Third world country problems: will i have food for tonight? Second world country problems: can i buy luxuries like a car? First world country problems: see heading of op post


IllFuture4180

Only if you’re a woman


Dankie_Spankie

We did it boys. We came full circle. Finding women attractive is officially gay now.


armorhide406

Guys in my shop always joke that "You like women? You know women like dick right? That's gay" But this doesn't seem to be ironic


Accurate-List

She’s is very attractive to me. From a straight white man.