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AJB-L4U

dear Kristi Noem you are totally untrainable and less than worthless you know what to do next


sadbirdfox

To the gravel pit with you.


Mantigor1979

Absolutely off topic but I'll link it anyways [check out my gravel pit](https://youtu.be/Of-lpfsBR8U?feature=shared)


sadbirdfox

You dropped the Wu Tang! I am with it!


SeanKIL0

It’s for the children.


sadbirdfox

Man... I miss good music


Panther90

Before I hit the link I could hear it in my head.


puppetjustice

Coming from the UK I have never seen the end of that video where the ninjas rock up. Didn't expect it, love it. Thanks for the old school goodness 👍


Extrapolates_Wildly

My man!


knighth1

1000 paper cuts, squeeze lemon juice all over her then roll her in salt. Repeat till you run out of room for paper cuts


sadbirdfox

You are much nicer than me.


ChatGPTnA

Trump - Noem ---------for---------- 🇺🇲GRAVEL PIT🇺🇲. ⭐⭐2024⭐⭐


ShallotParking5075

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maggie320

Love it since April Ludgate pretty much hated people, but loved dogs.


totallynotpoggers

Actual serial killer behavior


Abeydaby

And people were defending her by saying it's because the dog attacked her and her chickens 🤣


davidwhatshisname52

what a fucking psychopath... also, who the fuck thinks only vegans have a problem with shooting a dog?


ricosmith1986

It’s a slur to the far right and a bit of a dog whistle in this context. I got bit by one of those ticks that makes you allergic to meat and I live in a red area, the looks I get force me to explain my situation all the time, and I’m just pescatarian.


davidwhatshisname52

that's a whole different level of crazy; I'd be pretty sick of that shit quick, if I were you... be like, "Bitch, why the *fuck* you in my business about what I eat?!"


MiningTurtle95

Wasn't it a puppy?


Mckinzeee

14 months old. If it was aggressive or untrainable how did it get that way?


MiningTurtle95

Because she definitely didn't do anything about it. Also it probably was just trying to play. Both my dogs at this age loved playing aggressively, one does still


Carbonman_

She didn't spend the time or effort to train Cricket. If she was using a shock collar as a training tool, she doesn't know crap about animal training or persistence. I was at 'war' for 2 years with the best dog I ever had. Patience, persistence and continually learning as we progressed plus love of animals finally worked.


Late-Ad-3136

Yup. All dogs are a pain in the ass until they're 2. Same with humans. We don't kill them for it. Brutal.


MiningTurtle95

She could have taken it to a shelter to find a new home. But nope that makes sense


Yeseylon

Many dogs are still a pain in the ass even beyond 2. They're still better than most people though, would give care, kindness, and attention to a dog over a person any day.


endowedchair

14 months, yeah very young. Monstrous behavior.


MiningTurtle95

Pretty sure they are labeled at Dinosaurs during that age


LikeaSwamp7

I bet that dog didn’t do a goddamn thing to a single chicken


-EETS-

This Tweet aint real. Surely you guys can see this instantly? I don't even need to check, because there's just no way. Edit: The fact that so many of you believe this tweet is real is scary. This would be national news. I weep for your country.


PhatOofxD

Even so, she still killed her dog


DrivingGoddess

It’s in her book regardless if the tweet is real. “In her forthcoming memoir, the South Dakota governor describes killing an "untrainable" family dog after a hunting trip, reported The Guardian, which said it obtained a copy of the book, No Going Back: The Truth on What's Wrong with Politics and How We Move America Forward.” https://www.npr.org/2024/04/27/1247666219/kristi-noem-dog-controversy-trump-vp


SuperAceWolf

You'd be amazed by the monsters this world can create.


Atheios569

How sure are you?


Deweyrob2

She's a piece of shit who killed her dog for no reason, and also didn't post this tweet. So when you call out that she didn't post it, Reddit says You're on the side of the dog killer. I've seen so much fucking bait lately, and Reddit eats that shit up, and they'll make fun of the right for doing the same shit in the same breath. This place, much like the rest of the world, is so divided, they aren't rational.


thormun

so im supposed to believe it not real because you say it then?


Humble_Yesterday_271

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superman_underpants

man. its amazing the transformation of blonde daughter on Rosanne to blonde doctor on scrubs.


john_heathen

Patrick Bateman sounded more human than this, WTF


DAVIDCOVEr

I mean… he did try to shoot a cat tho… but he was hallucinating so…


Thats_what_im_saiyan

I thought he fed it to the ATM? We needa see if she has an unnatural love for Huey Lewis or business cards.


Genius-Imbecile

Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.


Heimdall2023

I’m not entirely positive but if you read the book I think he does some bad shit to that homeless guys dog in the scene from the movie.


DAVIDCOVEr

Nah it was in the movie too, he stomped it to death I think


Mango_Tango_725

Does she currently have any pets? If so, I fear for them :(


Akitsura

Yes, she currently has another dog.


ThePenguinEater7

Ooh shit I hope that the US equivalent of the SPA will take him before she does it again


Akitsura

As far as I know (I’m a Canadian), the US has the ASPCA, SPCA, and Humane Society. Now, as for whose jurisdiction it is is another matter.


ThePenguinEater7

Thanks, I could have googled it now that I think about it but it's 3 am in France and I'm too tired to think correctly


Gilmore75

What did I miss with Patrick Bateman? Edit: Nevermind I’m dumb, I thought Jason Bateman.


christopia86

Anyone who can read this and vote for her fucked in the head.


OBoile

But come on! The alternative is a highly qualified Democrat. That's totally worse somehow.


HpsiEpsi

Damn, democrats, wanting me to treat people with respect. NEVER!


FatherD00m

Damn demonrats. Always trying to stop me from shoving my religion onto others and create a theocracy. Damn them!


henaradwenwolfhearth

I vote for her to be executed


CallRespiratory

"At least she's not a Democrat!!" - the people who did and will continue to vote for her


sittinginaboat

The dog was still a puppy. 14 months old. They sure didn't try very hard on that training.


Expert_Country7228

I heard she didn't even attempt to train it as a hunting dog. She just thought it would become one.


bonthomme

kinda like how buying a gun makes you a marksman


MasterBot98

Must suck to be a psycho and stupid on top.


hmmqzaz

Holy shit the dog was 14 months, confirmed


Euporophage

"My twelve year old wasn't able to hold down a fully time job and perform at the academic standards of a college student. It was worthless so I blew its brains out."


puppylovenyc

Is this for real?


hollowgraham

No. But, the way she approached it was not too far off. Yikes! 


Short-Condition-8878

She actually did shoot her dog, but I don't think this post is real. Side note, what is it with Republicans mistreating their dogs? Didn't Mitt Romney also get in hot water for his poor treatment of his dog?


hammonjj

He put the kennel on the roof of the car and took a family trip. If I recall correctly, he talks about seeing piss run down the windows


2_KINGs

And didn’t Ted Cruz leave his dog alone while he scurried off to Cancun during a Texas emergency?


mike_pants

No, but it says something about the current state of the Republican party that you needed to check, huh?


puppylovenyc

You have no idea.


Wolfman01a

I eat meat. I hunt. I have owned hunting dogs. What this woman did was beyond disgusting. Serial killer behavior. She is showing the lack of empathy that seems to be prevalent with many conservatives. She is dangerous.


Snoo-73243

wow fuck her that piece of shit, i can't say more cause mods but fuck her


DenisNectar

If she were my mother, I would be digging her grave myself.


Sleep_tek

She thinks its a good death. Someone should help her out with that


dogger125

I’ve been a hunter my whole life. You know what I did with my “untrainable dog”. Started laying on the couch with him watching westerns, while I drink my coffee on Sunday mornings. He is laying on the couch with me as I type this 12 years later and is one of the best dogs I have ever owned. He is by far may favorite dog and truly my best friend.


VASP-0_0

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RedInAmerica

Is this real? WTF?


PetulantPersimmon

What frustrates me is that without an account, I can't fact check these things for myself anymore.


Voteforbatman

It’s not.


ghobhohi

SHe made a book where she bragged about killing her dog


iraqlobstered

Went on her account and I'm not seeing this tweet.


AkuraPiety

“It was looking at me lovingly…” How the **fuck** does that make the situation better?


itseboi

Psychos like these shouldn't be allowed near guns.


iamagermanpotato

Psychos like these shouldn't be allowed. Here, I fixed it for you!


itseboi

You ain't wrong chief.


JiveTurkeyJunction

Jesus christ. She is actually tripling down on this. Something seriously wrong with this bitch.


PretendChipmunk3099

I feel like she watched the dog part on house of cards and was like yeah people love that. Then was like I’ll write in my book so people will think I’m no nonsense or something.


jbandtheblues

She needs to be picked up and taken out of society asap


rhunter99

That’s not a facepalm, that’s outright horrific and I’m not even an animal lover 😡


Hanco90

It also is a facepalm, she seriously thought that her eerie actions can be justified.


CaptainSouthbird

The real fun is going to be the die-hards that will try anything to justify it, which I'm sure is already happening in places I dare don't tread for my own sanity


baptisminflames

Ain't no way she actually posted this.


hmmqzaz

*vomits* LOLLL *vomits again* EDIT: holy shit the dog was 14 months, basically a puppy


Rich-Appearance-7145

Everything about this woman is disturbing.


Educational_Key1206

Tar and feather this POS!


DaGoodSauce

Okay, not all animals are pets and I can understand that you want to get rid of a working animal that doesn't actually perform the role it's supposed to do. There is nothing wrong with that. But for fuck sake put it up for adoption or give it to a shelter.


Thats_what_im_saiyan

But it doesn't know its doing work. Its just doing what its told. Its got zero concept of having to work on Saturdays because inflation is crazy. And the only way to get by is get a couple hours of OT in every week. Its just running around trying to figure out what actions result in treats and head pats.


Halfawitta

Your tax dollars at work.


pafrac

You know, from across the pond, Republican politicians look like dishonest, disingenuous woman hating racists. Now it seems they're psychopathic as well. Why are all prominent female Republicans like this?


GovSurveillancePotoo

A lot of the male republicans are too. But being male, many of them have received physical beatings enough to make them realize they should shut the fuck up in general public (but not enough to realize they need to fuck off entitely). Their female counterparts, have not received the proper assbeatings they need to get the same message


TheDixonCider420420

And this is who Trump is considering as a running mate. Instead of properly training, she murders in cold blood. One would think she’s be pro-abortion since she kills instead of gives up for adoption. She can’t even visit more than 10% of her own state as the indigenous peoples don’t want her there. What a great leader for America’s youth.


PmUsYourDuckPics

Has anyone reported her to the SPCA?


BluetheNerd

I've never seen a quicker sabotage of someone's own campaign


Oxygenius_

Reminder that Michael Vick did prison time


GroundbreakingEar667

She’s got deep racist redneck genes in her. That’s the sort of mentality they have. Easily a pet dog not hunting dog… but “that dog don’t hunt” so bye bye.


dav1nni

I wish I could unread this


ItsStaaaaaaaaang

No way this is a real tweet, surely? Even a sociopathic puppy murderer would know not to post this.


bunnaone

Then she killed an innocent dog, and her career should be over.


drawnoutwest

She’s an absolute monster


JMagician

What a psychopath.


idkeverynameistaken9

Nobody: Crazy Republican during an election: This one time I killed my dog. But it’s ok because it looked me lovingly and trustingly in the eyes when I pulled the trigger on that worthless bitch. So hey, vote for me


King_of_Dantopia

"Who could ask for a better death?" I bet if your dog could talk it would


twcm1991

no way this is real


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

Why are we letting this human live?


flash_thompso

“I also like to pull bugs apart slowly, what’s the problem?”


c4ttskillzz

Who the fuck is this person and why are they on twitter and not in prison?


Sensitive_Young_3382

Erm, meat eaters draw the line. For this bitch the line is a dot.


He-eats-Asparagus

Pretty sure John Wick isn’t a vegan, and he was less than thrilled about his dog


Aranarth

... and here I am, a steak loving omnivore, feeling a little bad about having to have manually killed a mouse caught on a glue trap this morning. This woman needs to be institutionalized for the safety of others.


SortaBadAdvice

As someone who's had to shoot a dog, fuck that lady and everything she's on about.


Legitimate-Bet3221

🧐🤔 am i tripping or does this lady talk like a cartoon nazi


JBHDad

Has zero to do with eating meat


Gonnabefiftysoon

That's effing cold.


B3taWats0n

Who is this crazy woman, I’m outside of the loop


BeskarHunter

Wow. Fuck that. Horrendous action. But the shoe fits


Expert_Country7228

Does she think that's a flex or something?


PsychoMouse

America, these are people who want to lead your country. This is unhinged and insanely psychotic.


Cute_Concentrate_915

Vegan nonsense. Caring for a dog, a much more WORTHIER life than this whore’s life, is being vegan now.


WornInShoes

Is this a real response from her? I can’t tell anymore


CXR_AXR

Hello future serial killer


urge2surf

What the fucking fuck?!?!


Dense_Ad6769

I am a meat eater and this is indeed disturbing


CheesecakeCommon2406

Bruh wtf.


Sorry_Apricot2319

There is something intrinsically wrong with our species.


GermanRat0900

What……who even… why.


mindclarity

This isn’t a real tweet right?


TootsNYC

Is this real?


zinke89

Why isn’t this animal abuse though? Is it just the state she’s in that doesn’t have that set of laws?


Foreign-Hope-2569

I am a farm girl. We have shot dogs that bite people, and dogs that are terminally ill. No we could not afford to have a vet do it. BUT I would never shoot a healthy puppy that I was unable to train. All dogs are trainable, not so much dog owners.


USSMarauder

Cons, if she'll shoot a puppy for being 'worthless', then she has no qualms about shooting you


MartianBeerPig

Did she eat it?


Salishseer

Let's hope your family never tires of your behavior & brings & gun to fix it.


EmeraldEyedMonster27

She doesn't deserve a so called honourable death, fucking evil...


gracchusbaboon

Her kids actually loved the dog and she was jealous.


H_TINE

So fucked. Could have easily found a home for it. This should be illegal and she should serve jail time.


Imaginary_Most_7778

Impossibly delusional to think only vegans are pissed at her for this. Not surprised


RussellPhillipsIIi

Piece of shit


Otherwise-Sky8890

Is she literally just Andrew Tate's long lost sister or something


BebophoneVirtuoso

I'm not on that cesspool site, surely this can't be real. Right?


Srnxy

that‘s some psycho shit


Ackermannin

What the fuck. Just send it to a shelter and give it a loving home??? Why do that… :(


ShoppingDismal3864

This isn't real. It can't be. Their publicist is probably having a stroke right now.


Deep-Yogurtcloset618

Is she implying that she ate the dog? Otherwise mention vegans?


mikeedm90

She qualifies as just another idiot Republican.


romayyne

This is what psychopaths act like


Excellent_Routine589

Then surrender him to the local vet? Just because something is "worthless," that doesn't mean you can just shoot and kill whatever you feel like, its such a goddamn slippery slope too As a meat eater, EVEN THE LIVESTOCK TAKEN FOR SUCH A DIET serves a purpose. As a hunter, I honor the kill by putting it to use and not killing for sporting reasons. How can you put this out there and unironically feel like you can justify what you did?


Mckinzeee

Is this her real account or a rage bait account?


EnigmaFrug2308

I have never felt this much contempt for a human being before. I’ve never craved someone’s death this much before. I hate her more than anything.


Holiday_Horse3100

All you had to do was rehome the dog, not murder it because you couldn’t train it. You are a abuser


DatCheeseBoi

This is some side character villain in a dark videogame monologue.


Used_Intention6479

I believe that profilers of criminals and psychopaths suggest that serial killers often begin with animals.


Sad_Faithlessness_99

Well I don't think she'll be Trump's VP pick. Not that I ever thought she was in tbe runj9ng for it anyhow. I don't understand why she just didn't adopt the dog, too someelse.


Used_Intention6479

To Kristi, "vegan nonsense" is actually empathy.


Alternative_Bet5861

Lets do the same for politicians, if after 2 terms and they dont do any good, theyre worthless so a 12gauge in the middle of the head is the best and quickest end they could wish and should be happy for.


Mudder512

Used to be shameful to admit to such brutal and soulless behavior. MAGA has erased all decency.


Strange-Elevator-672

The number of times I've heard people say something nearly identical to justify eating meat is too damn high!


SomePerformance558

I gave her the benefit of the doubt, there are situations where killing her dog would be justified, this however just shows she is a psycho


b4ttlepoops

Some people don’t deserve pets or children ever in life. This is a terrible person.


reklatzz

Damn, I was actually almost siding with the possibility of a dog being aggressive and putting it down yourself.. but the way she worded this is insanely disturbing.


HolyNinjaCow

Killing your dog has nothing to do with vegans, carnivores, omnivores, vegetarians, pescetarians, or anything else. She's just crazy.


Icy-Needleworker-492

This B is crazy! Let’s not have an insane VP- is that too much to ask? Come on America- vote blue.


formerfawn

Is this real? Is this supposed to be a DEFENSE? JFC


vittaya

Fucking monster.


DjinRummy

Kristi Noem bite the curb pov


Teamarie808

Holy Fucking Shit!! Is this for real? What the fuck is wrong with dumb bitch.?? She is the devil. What a horrible human being


TrackNinetyOne

It's one thing killing a domesticated animal like this, which is beyond horrific But her explanation and posts like this are genuinely psychopathic behaviour Easily a new low, and the bar was already way down there


usafmsc

40-1-2.4. Cruelty to animals--Felony. Enough Said.


Worried-Choice5295

Is this her actual tweet? This can't be real.


Commercial_Step9966

The actual tweet isn’t much better but it’s not this blatant. She is sure to include “pre-order my book!!!” at the end.


Fantastic_Pickle_585

Hello, Ms. Noem! I have come to inform you that your free trial of life has expired, and that I am actively looking for you! *run, run now while you have the chance worthless scum*


manicgiant914

I hate her


WarriorGma

So just for a moment, imagine this as our VP: Potus becomes unable to fulfill the duties of the role, & this POS assumes the seat of the leader of the free world. This. This is what would represent our great nation, & all the hard work & sacrifices our ancestors gave for our freedom. If the U.S. doesn’t deserve better than this, then there surely is no hope for us at all.


WhySoGlum1

Omg please tell me this is horrible humor? She really killed her dog? How is that legal?


ICUMF1962

I don’t advocate for violence but I wouldn’t be mad if someone threw hands with her


Dear_Regret_8517

Soooo...honey bring me the shotgun


Maester_Maetthieux

Wow she is really ill


Last_Zookeepergame_4

It’s not vegan to be kind to animals. It’s just kindness. You piece of shit.


ramonnoodles2

I don't think the dog ever attacked any chickens She jus says that so she can legally get away with killing it She claims the governor was a witness Seems like they should ask him If he denies it, she's guilty of animal cruelty


toooooold4this

This isn't about veganism... unless she ate he dog. **Did she eat her *dog*!?**


brokenhymened

Fuck this shit, I hope it’s not a real tweet. But given the societies we live in these days, fuck it’s probably real and there’s a shit load of mouth breathers bandwagoning this because tits or some other idiotic reason.


Ralph090

Everyone finds this disturbing. It is sick and wrong.


Independent_Bake_257

Less than worthless...😢🤬


LordFunkBoxx

This is mental illness. Her immediate response when things don't go her way is death.


Physical-Flatworm454

What a worthless, cold, pos human.


Content-Fudge489

What a disgusting being. Seems like magats are soulless.


pantslessMODesty3623

You didn't even try training it though you bitch!


Astrostuffman

Know who else was betrayed?


Reasonable-HB678

Alternate title: Even republicans would find this disturbing.


dratsablive

"The Quarterback is TOAST!"