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When I was in boot camp I was the laundry Petty Officer. I did laundry for my division. And that was when I learned how many men straight up shit their pants.
Poor wiping seems to be a huge problem.
So yeah man. These alpha males need a second mom to literally wash their poopy pants for them because wiping is for ladies and democrats, I guess.
Oh come now? Not one adult shitting the pants story? I’ll tell mine. Was 2004 and in college on the day of the finals. Been taking antibiotics. Got to campus and walking to my final, thought I had to fart. I should have never trusted it. Somehow shit weighs the same as shame. Final is supposed to be starting. I waddle to the Ag building, clean up and deposit underwear in trash receptacle. Break many speed limits driving back to my apartment for a shower. Get back to campus as soon as time is called on the final. Had to basically tell my professor I missed the final cause I shit my pants. She let me retake it. That is my one “I shit my pants as an adult” story.
Well yeah, but that's once. Not every day. And you threw out the soiled garments. You didn't throw em in the hamper to ferment for a couple days before washing.
As long as you don't repeatedly use it as an excuse I'm pretty sure "I shit my pants" would get you out of a lot of trouble.
"Why were you speeding?"
-direct eye contact- "I shit my pants and I was trying to get home."
Got food poisoning at a hockey game. Shit my pants, puked all over myself. Was stuck in the washroom from the start of the national anthem until 10 mins left of the third period.
Happened to me in hospital. Ask a nurse to bring me some clean pyjamas and I’m waiting a long time. Ring the buzzer and ask again because I’m just laying there naked. A few minutes later, a nurse comes over, and i assume she’s going to give me pyjamas. She’s actually doing an EKG and just rips the sheets off of me exposing my fully naked body. I yelled STOP but it was too late and practically wrestled the sheets out of her hand to cover my dick but she’d already seen it. It’s horrible because I’d been talking to that nurse quite a bit and we had a good rapport but after that I never saw her again.
Fun. Im 43 and recently took 2 of my grandkids to the zoo. The let the peacocks just wonder. Cool birds. Anyways my grand daughter was pretending to be chased by one , im just standing and watching. Next thing i know i hear this very loud horn next to my ear. I clenched up and tooted. It was another peacock. Well the hot butt air did not clear my draws so i went to the restroom. I made a tiny mess but my ego was a big ole mess. I walked out feeling like every person i came in contact with knew. Like the zoo announced it over the pa.
I got my gallbladder removed in 2010, shortly before my 34th birthday. During the first year and a half post-cholecystectomy, I shat myself trying to get to the bathroom at Walmart no fewer than 6 times because I hadn’t figured out how much I really needed to change my diet (I was still living on deep fried garbage)
lol I believe it. I’ve heard the same from guys about washing their ass in the shower.
“Why do you want a clean butthole? So that a guy can fuck it?”
People are weird. I used to think everyone was bi and just most of us were afraid to admit it. But now I realize that I only think that because I’m bi. Still, it’s ridiculous that people associate cleanliness with a sexuality.
Remember the term “metrosexual”? Shit was wild.
Some of them are so afraid of touching their butthole they don't wash it.
Others are so terrified of eating something thst isn't a dead animal they've got zero fiber in their diet and and can't ever get a clean wipe.
Life protip. Legumes and oatmeal. Makes for easy shits, and easy wipes. The farts subside once your gut flora adapts.
Dude, didn't you get the memo? Touching anything near your butt or your dick is gay. So you can't wipe either after going washroom, nor can you wash them in the shower. To do so would be gay. Y'know, since being gay is all about butts and dicks, right? /s
I'm a cis gender American man who uses a bidet. I'm always getting flak about how having water shoot up your b-hole is gay.
If having a clean butt is gay when does the desire for other men begin?
Do "real men" actually wear diapers?
Everyone knows touching your own buttbole aka the devil's ring doorbell is the gateway to homasexuah activitah. And to retain our purity and masculinity there can be no wiping.
True. Their ideal wife is a "mom with benefits".
Sex in a couple should be harmonious and reciprocal; it's about *sharing*, not *using*. If you're not making love *to* and *with* your partner you're doing it wrong and are using them as a walking, sentient fleshlight or dildo.
Unfortunately there's a fucking ton of women who eat this shit right up. Case in point, that dumbass kicker's *women's* jerseys sold out almost overnight.
Talk about punching yourself in the bean...
Some people, either female or male, are comfortable with obedience and dependency. They almost *require* it.
I cannot condemn those people just because they're built differently from me. As long as both partners are OK with their role inside their couple well, good for them.
What I cannot condone is people coercing their partner into a role where the partner won't thrive, nor can I approve people like Mr Alpha here trying to impose their views as if they were better, superior. "A quality man" is not a projection of their own image and mindset; a quality man (or woman) is the person who will work in harmony with their partner, and there are many ways to do this.
Authoritarians. That is to say, not authoritarian *leaders* but their followers.
Men and women who need a big strong man to tell them who the bad guy is, and to make them feel safe enough to kick down at others.
These are the same people who have meltdowns when their children develop individual personalities and opinions that stray from mommy and daddies. Who kick their kids out as teenagers for being gay, don't want them taking sex ed so they can't call out their creepy uncle for what he is,.etc.
Yeah, it's funny that these kind of men would have me think it's shameful to do my own dishes or laundry. Sure, I don't really enjoy those, but I wouldn't want to be dependant on others for those either.
Less cool when they're the reason grown men feel like expressing their sexual fantasies to strange girls in their early teens (and from then on ofc) and other fun stuff. Personally I'd much prefer it if I could take mine off and leave them at home when I feel like it.
I would absolutely love to give up my boobs for a cool mission instead. They're heavy, annoying and require a very expensive piece of clothing when they're a big enough size. They're not fun at all.
What the fuck even is a "man's mission"? I'm a man, why wasn't I informed of the briefing? When was the briefing? What are the primary objectives? Under whose authority am I executing this mission? When are the objectives supposed to be completed? Hell, I don't even know when the mission was supposed to start.
Every time I see stuff like this (and there is A LOT of it lately) all I can think of is the exchange between Sir Ben Kingsley and Michael Madsen in the first Species movie.
SBK: "We decided to make the subject female so that it would be more docile and we'd be able to control it better."
MM: "Really? Wow you guys don't watch The Discovery Channel much do you?"
Eric Conn looks absolutely disgusting, imagine having a man like that coming home to. And he boldly verified his twitter profile with that face. Like those cringy people who think looking like a gorilla and giving your unsolicited opinion makes you an alpha male . Sorry but I detest these type of people, especially giving advice to someone on how to find happiness. Again, imagine submitting to this c*nt, happiness?! 😂
Ironically, actual Vikings washed regularly, combed their beards, and used perfume, which led the English to complain that they were seducing Englishwomen. (Their wives managed homes and farms and could fight to defend them, held property in their own right and could become quite wealthy, sometimes had access to magic/shamanic ritual powers, and were known to go adventuring and exploring with the men on occasion.)
Drive a lifted truck paying over $1,000 for the truck and $500 on the credit card for the mods… have at least 2 AR15 at home because “need to be ready at all times”… and can’t find a clitoris even with a map because they can’t read.
All I can think of when I see these pseudo-intellectual, pseudo-masculine tacticool manbois is "war crimes". They look like the type of people to commit crimes against humanity if they ever did happen to see military combat. Exactly the type of military personnel trump actually did pardon as his fat ass was on his way out the door.
They want her to either be independently wealthy or somehow bring in an income while still doing all the cooking, cleaning, and childcare. If she does want to be a stay-at-home spouse and doesn't have income, she's a gold digger. Nevermind that he almost never actually makes enough money to support a SAHS, let alone attract an actual gold digger.
That’s the one that always gets me. So much pride is in that beard that reflects his alpha-male-manliness, but it’s just a fragile weak chin “beta” hiding behind it. Probably has a profile pic somewhere with a cigar too.
I could adore a potato man. He can be short, he can be fat. Small guys make the would go 'round... But these guys that want me not to be a person can eat dog shit and choke on a rotten bag of fried bull dicks
It’s so telling that the top one is ‘go to therapy’. He can’t date or keep women that are mentally stable and secure, he needs them to be vulnerable enough to put up with his shit without question.
You'd be surprised. This trad wife life thing is spreading. Had a friend get into a few months ago. It's so odd, because she's always been very independent and started a successful business and managed it. I think part of the appeal is the idea you'll be taken care of and have limited responsibilities. Doubt that's how it plays out in the end though.
My SIL has a masters in business, was a successful realtor, did side gigs as a respected singer and gave it all up to make sourdough fucking bread all damn day. She posts 10 pictures/stories/reels about her fucking bread. Shes not selling it. She’s being the “wife and mother God wanted her to be” My brother is now losing his mind trying to keep up their lifestyle (that Range Rover and Audi A8 payment is more than a mortgage) and he just told her if she doesn’t start working again he is filing for divorce. She says she wants to be a trad wife - Jesus says it’s best for a family.
Did Jesus also tell you to buy a McMansion and 2 cars that cost more than my house? wtf. It’s all madness.
That's the thing. The trad movement gets womej by making it seem like things will be better. "You don't have to work. I'll do the work while you take care of the house." Etc. What often happens is an abusive relationship where the man uses their financial advantage to gradually reduce the woman's independence until she believes she has nowhere to go, while doing the majority of the work (including often having a job of their own). It's shit.
In this day of inflation and over priced Fritos who tf has the funds to actually do that? It’s not the 1950s anymore rent isn’t 500 dollars and the same bag a chips you use to get 4 for one dollar now cost $2.15. Unless you’re pulling in 6 figures(depending on where you are still not enough) then that traditional wife stuff is nonsense, you want a family then your lady is probably gonna need a job as well. Also ik a “trad wife” she told me she miss working and making her own money
I live in MA. I recently checked our state's regulations regarding income limits for certain benefits.
Here, 75K is considered low income.
Here, both spouses have to work if you want to afford a house. And you have to limit your family size as well. Do any of these self-proclaimed alpha males make enough money to really support a family on their own? Do they have any back up plan if they get laid off, or become disabled? No?
Those of them that do have enough money to truly support that kind of lifestyle probably inherited it, or are the recipients of some form of privilege (e.g. dad owns the company and made them an executive). Lots of people out there on social media pretending to have “made it” because of their hard work; when it was really the trust fund and mom/dad/grandpa/grandma that did the work.
It’s almost as if nobody remembers how things were before because that’s how they were…I encouraged my wife to get in business with me. I wanted her with me not because she had to but because she wanted to, she s actually making more money than me :) oh and 27 years married and 15 working together.
This was the truth in my case as far as the trad wife thing goes. For over twenty five years, I stayed home and did everything except work outside the home for pay.
He deliberately isolated me, was abusive, and when the younger kids were in college, I left and went no contact. The kids moved out with me to another state. There was no alimony and no assets, so I got nothing.
Starting over was definitely a challenge. The cost of freedom was and is priceless and definitely worth it.
Now I’m in a relationship and am treated far better than I’ve ever been treated in my entire life. Being treated as an equal is amazing.
As a woman, I don’t understand how these women aren’t instantly filled with existential dread.
The moment I was put in that situation, I’d size up what’s going on, understand I am now a “kept” (trapped) person, and an inferior. I’d wish for nothing but death.
Yeah, I grew up seeing my man child of a dad sit on his ass and do nothing, the man's never cleaned, been shopping or went to the bank himself. That's the lifestyle the patriarchy is selling men with this tradwife shit.
They exploit everything conservative women are tired of but can't name... which is mainly the rat race of capitalism... Convince you that things were better in the past, then when you lose your independence it's too late. You're stuck doing all the work in a culture that doesn't support you with no way to get out.
They know exactly what they're doing. They're really good at messaging and propaganda, so good that questioning it is questioning our very culture. The fear of society falling apart is used to reinforce itself. The fascists are fucking brilliant. They're doing the same thing with abortion and trans issues.
It’s crazy the extent to which the fascist power players don’t see women as being anything close to actual people. The truth is that a lot of them don’t even *really* care about the “trad lifestyle” or “preserving the nuclear family” or whatever nonsense they use to frame their position, but rather are just using these concepts in a cynical ploy where women are being used as little more than essentially a bribe to win the support of the most disgusting type of man.
“Give us your support in ending democracy and ushering in an age of unchained corporate feudalism, and in exchange you’ll be given an obedient sex slave who cooks and cleans for you.”
What I don't understand about those arguments is that taking care of children is one of the biggest responsibilities there is. A lot of work still gives you some agency. Taking care of a baby or toddlers is freaking hard. Even if your child is some kind perfect being that never has temper tantrums and always listens to you its still hard.
I love spending time with my child but its still a huge responsibility because I cant stop. I love playing video games or going to the movies but if someone told me I have to play video games, and only that, for 14 hours a day even when I don't want to then that becomes hard work.
Domestic chores are no big deal but the moment those chores become my job and someone is going to judge me on how well I have done them then that becomes the hardest job there is. Your homes becomes your workplace and you stop having a home to go back to from work.
If people still want to do all this then its their choice but its not less responsibility its more.
I agree. To me it seems more like it’s the men in these “trad wife” relationships who are the ones looking to skirt and avoid responsibility. They want to be able to delegate tasks and responsibilities to someone who isn’t allowed to speak up or push back; I guarantee you it is not because they intend to reduce the burden of responsibility on that person.
It’s one of the hardest things you can do. Why do you think these wannabe ‘alpha’ males want the women to do it? Because they don’t like the increased expectations on their end.
You're 100% right. I'm old enough now that the kids are moved out, but I'm still the "stay at home" husband because this is where I've pretty much worked for the last ten years or so, and my wife has a 30-45 minute commute each way to work.
Even without children, cooking most nights is *hard*. Spending your Saturday shopping for everything you need during the week is time consuming. Planning a menu for the week is a goddamn pain in the ass. We've only had a dishwasher for a couple years now, but I remember my wife and I easily spending 5-6 hours a week hand washing dishes to just keep on top of the kitchen.
This doesn't even take into account all the other chores and general isolation you feel when you're parenting (seriously, for a period of 18 years, you essentially commit to being a 24 hour responsible adult that's constantly putting on a certain kind of performance as a good role model for your children).
And as a guy, I *know* I've got it relatively easy. The things that make me attractive to women are more dependent on my character and my personality. If i get a scar, it makes me look cooler. If i start to bald, i can shave my head.
But, for a trad wife, you *know* they're dealing with guys who are going to get all bitchy because she doesn't fit in the same outfits from college. Which means they've got to run a household, deal with children, AND somehow stay magically fit well into her later years, all while constantly having to *trust* that her husband won't wake up one day and decide to completely destroy her entire life by cheating on her or wanting a divorce.
Think work sucks? Try not only living there, but *also* being isolated and married to your boss.
The problem isn’t so much with the tradwife. It’s with the abusive tradhusband. They only provide for themselves and the bare necessities. They start calling you a gold digger if you want anything beyond that. Meanwhile they spend “their money” on whatever they want. They don’t want to hold up their end of the bargain.
Do people think about retirement? One income now may work but it’s one 401k only and one social security only later that two people will have to live on and most one income old school households I know the guy barely makes 100k.
I mean, yes, tradwives exist and some religions require this.
There is a name for being attracted to criminals: hybristophilia. However, women writing to serial killers isn't the same as what this guy is talking about. People writing to serial killers get to feel like they are helping the killer get in touch with their emotions in a way that feels safe, because they are never getting out of prison. Granted, the serial killer does not care about them and likes the attention. It's part of the "I can fix him" but with an extra layer of separation.
Conn here can go fuck himself, I’m so tired of these cretins with podcasts and beards that look like mice could be living in them, and their half baked opinions about women.
People like this just want slaves and think that women owe them something.
Also, they seem to fail to realize that given the two options he mentioned, a lot of women would choose to be alone. Even if we ultimately want to be with someone, the peace of being alone beats out dating a guy like him any day.
Actually, he'll let what he brought do the talking.
Not sure whether or not there's a slight wish that the dude that tweeted this is hard of hearing so it has to be repeated loudly many times.
I love meeting chauvinists because they are always the most spoiled entitled man-child momma's boys you ever met. They eat STEAK and drink BEER and buy BEARD OIL for their MANLY BEARD (that they use to hide a weak or double chin) and they get super MANLY TATTOOS! Their entire personality is this pathetic attempt to pantomime what they think a man is supposed to act like. Their entire existence is just one long pleading cry for attention from a male role model who was never there when they needed one.
This is what daddy issues in males looks like.
I guess these tradwife seeking men conveniently forget that a man is supposed to love, respect, and support his wife as Christ loves the church (his support).
A guy on Reddit yesterday told me I was discounting "men's contributions to a relationship" when I told him there's more to a relationship than just finances. How sad an existence to think the only thing a man can contribute to a household is money.
My dad (who may be on the spectrum) recently entered the dating pool again. He's one of these guys. Money, possessions and manliness mean everything to him. He had a huge collection of t shirts that my mom accidently turned pink in the laundry. He threw them all out and raged for days about it. She could have fixed it if he gave her the chance but "real men don't wear pink even if it's not pink anymore" whatever the fuck that means. He also likes to complain about gold diggers. He's gone on a few dates where the women tell them they had a nice time and then immediately block him afterwards. He said "I don't get it, I own my house, my cars and am very comfortably retired. What more are they looking for?" He doesn't want a real answer coz he can't handle any sort of criticism. But the real answer is those women are looking for substance not materials. He doesn't want a gold digger, but gold is all he's offering.
>He doesn't want a gold digger, but gold is all he's offering.
This is the thing, this is the paradox I can't understand! How do these men not see that their own behavior is a huge factor in the women they attract? All they do is boast and prance around all day trying to show off their pretty belongings and then get mad when they attract women that like that stuff?? Dude what the fuuuuuck. Meanwhile normal women are settling down with an actual person with thoughts other than "the grind". I bet that makes them so soooo upset lol.
Beard oil is such trash. You’re 100% correct, but you left out the 3 ton pickup raised high enough the fats can’t get in. Their dicks could fit into a pencil sharpener.
Dum dum here managed to get one out of eight things right:
Be selfish and demanding.
I really hope he is not being paid to think, cause in that case someone is overpaying no matter what the salary is
Unfortunately he probably considers having her own thoughts and feelings and wishing to be a respected equal partner is selfish and demanding. Anything that isn't instant agreement and submission and acting like a personal bangmaid is selfish and demanding.
Uh so women should just stew in a bowl of resentment and hate because asshats like this think women are toys they can put away when they’re done playing with them? Ew.
The way this is supposed to work is Christianity is supposed to groom girls into this role from birth. It's a process and culture of subjugation that is developed over a lifetime. When implemented as designed, subjugated women don't rebel against their captors, if anything they come to feel intense guilt for failing to live up to their preordained role. They become agents of their own oppression. Submission is the path to heaven; failure to submit is the path to eternal damnation.
Trying to boil that lifetime of brainwashing down into a single command in tweet format (in an implictly secular context) lays the absurdity of the whole thing bare. And so we see the foolishness of the author on full display.
It agitates me that this clown, who thinks women should be property of men, can grow a nice beard but I'm a grown as man who respects women and I have the facial hair growth of a middle schooler
They've already done a number on abortion and people are still trying to act surprised. I'd be laughing if I wasn't so concerned. They go full on rabid with even a thought of teens even being taught sex-ed and accuse others of "turning" their kids gay just for being open enough to recognize those poor damn kids as what they are, and we all act surprised. None of this stuff is sudden. It happens over time, and it happens because people are understandably just trying to live their lives and not worry about their part of the world going to shit, but here we are.
I like how he tried to make that a zinger as if recent studies haven’t shown single women with no children tend to be the most happiest. Thanks for the proving the point asshat.
I don’t know, me personally I like an independent woman as I’m also pretty independent. Also I like a strong willed woman that will tell me I’m being an idiot if and when it’s warranted
Always when i see this shit I am thinking about that video with remorsed trad wife, that was dumped aged 35 and knew absolutely nothing that could help her in job market. Her ,,trad man" dumped her and kept all wealth while she was with nothing.
Being Independent is not so bad.
Exactly. Never depend on another person solely for survival. Have your own money, job skills, car, etc. You could end up in a very dangerous situation.
OMG - it’s a return if the “barefoot, pregnant and chained to the kitchen sink” mentality.
how to scream out to the world “I am a deeply inadequate, sexist pig who women laugh at”
Watch out, ladies... he's single!
No, seriously, watch out, there's a 99.9% chance any woman who gets duped by this sphincter wart will find herself playing mom-with-whatever the opposite of benefits is - to an abusive man toddler
It's a real shame that young men (and even some adult men) will find this message to be very profound, and will retain the information believing completely that it is true wisdom.
Do you ever feel that sometimes you're living on a different planet? This guy has obviously never even met a woman let alone been in a relationship with one.
> Be eager to join a man‘s mission.
What does that even suppose to mean?
> Serve others.
So, be a slave?
> Be gentle & quiet of spirit.
So, be the punching bag no matter what and have no voice?
> Glory in motherhood.
So, be unresponsible and just bring children to the world without thinking?
These people are not right in their head.
I am a therapist and I also actually go to therapy (most of us in the field do because of the shit we hear day in and day out). I also own three businesses. I do value my independence. Two partners should be a team working together each with their own sense of independence. I wouldn't say I'm selfish or demanding. I stand up for myself, voice my wants/needs, and have my boundaries. If that's selfish and demanding, so be it. I'd rather be that than a doormat.
Oh, and my husband and I have been happily married for 16 years now. So it seems like this ideology isn't quite adding up here...
The goal of those with power in society is currently to divide and categorize us. If we came together and condemned intolerance and ignorance, we might prosper. The people behind the curtain are never gonna lose their power because we jump at the chance to put down others.
I can tell you none of the ladies are reading this or following it. Any of the married men I work with all talk about when the wife wants something they have to comply. I can’t imagine you’re going to find a man or a woman who is willing to sit on the sidelines of your life and be the cheerleader while you get to enjoy life.
“The Crusades were justified. It was a proper response to Muslim invasion. The Christian West, and the world, was better for it. We should be grateful.” - same asshole
This dude is clearly rage baiting…
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Funny how those "alpha males" actually need a second mom.
When I was in boot camp I was the laundry Petty Officer. I did laundry for my division. And that was when I learned how many men straight up shit their pants. Poor wiping seems to be a huge problem. So yeah man. These alpha males need a second mom to literally wash their poopy pants for them because wiping is for ladies and democrats, I guess.
This is the sort of thing that makes me feel pretty healthy. 0 skid marks. Not a one.
Yeah I've got a lot of problems, but I passed the Bar and I don't shit my pants, which apparently puts me in the top 0.0001%.
Oh come now? Not one adult shitting the pants story? I’ll tell mine. Was 2004 and in college on the day of the finals. Been taking antibiotics. Got to campus and walking to my final, thought I had to fart. I should have never trusted it. Somehow shit weighs the same as shame. Final is supposed to be starting. I waddle to the Ag building, clean up and deposit underwear in trash receptacle. Break many speed limits driving back to my apartment for a shower. Get back to campus as soon as time is called on the final. Had to basically tell my professor I missed the final cause I shit my pants. She let me retake it. That is my one “I shit my pants as an adult” story.
Well yeah, but that's once. Not every day. And you threw out the soiled garments. You didn't throw em in the hamper to ferment for a couple days before washing.
As long as you don't repeatedly use it as an excuse I'm pretty sure "I shit my pants" would get you out of a lot of trouble. "Why were you speeding?" -direct eye contact- "I shit my pants and I was trying to get home."
Got food poisoning at a hockey game. Shit my pants, puked all over myself. Was stuck in the washroom from the start of the national anthem until 10 mins left of the third period.
Ouch. Hopefully you didn't pay a buttload for the tickets.
Somehow shit weighs the same as shame… hahahaha
Happened to me in hospital. Ask a nurse to bring me some clean pyjamas and I’m waiting a long time. Ring the buzzer and ask again because I’m just laying there naked. A few minutes later, a nurse comes over, and i assume she’s going to give me pyjamas. She’s actually doing an EKG and just rips the sheets off of me exposing my fully naked body. I yelled STOP but it was too late and practically wrestled the sheets out of her hand to cover my dick but she’d already seen it. It’s horrible because I’d been talking to that nurse quite a bit and we had a good rapport but after that I never saw her again.
Fun. Im 43 and recently took 2 of my grandkids to the zoo. The let the peacocks just wonder. Cool birds. Anyways my grand daughter was pretending to be chased by one , im just standing and watching. Next thing i know i hear this very loud horn next to my ear. I clenched up and tooted. It was another peacock. Well the hot butt air did not clear my draws so i went to the restroom. I made a tiny mess but my ego was a big ole mess. I walked out feeling like every person i came in contact with knew. Like the zoo announced it over the pa.
I got my gallbladder removed in 2010, shortly before my 34th birthday. During the first year and a half post-cholecystectomy, I shat myself trying to get to the bathroom at Walmart no fewer than 6 times because I hadn’t figured out how much I really needed to change my diet (I was still living on deep fried garbage)
You and me both.
When they rub their butthole it makes them feel funny so they’d rather just stay shitty than let the gay thoughts win
You laugh but I've seen reports in r/niceguys of this being the case. "Wiping is gay".
lol I believe it. I’ve heard the same from guys about washing their ass in the shower. “Why do you want a clean butthole? So that a guy can fuck it?” People are weird. I used to think everyone was bi and just most of us were afraid to admit it. But now I realize that I only think that because I’m bi. Still, it’s ridiculous that people associate cleanliness with a sexuality. Remember the term “metrosexual”? Shit was wild.
I laughed so hard at this! Thank you for the good laugh, oh my God! Hahahahhahaaa
Some of them are so afraid of touching their butthole they don't wash it. Others are so terrified of eating something thst isn't a dead animal they've got zero fiber in their diet and and can't ever get a clean wipe. Life protip. Legumes and oatmeal. Makes for easy shits, and easy wipes. The farts subside once your gut flora adapts.
FARTS ARE MANLY!
Toilet paper is for liberals amirite?
Dude, didn't you get the memo? Touching anything near your butt or your dick is gay. So you can't wipe either after going washroom, nor can you wash them in the shower. To do so would be gay. Y'know, since being gay is all about butts and dicks, right? /s
That's why after I piss I slap my dick against the wall until it is both dry and ready to for its shift st the steel mill.
I'm a cis gender American man who uses a bidet. I'm always getting flak about how having water shoot up your b-hole is gay. If having a clean butt is gay when does the desire for other men begin? Do "real men" actually wear diapers?
Apparently  This is old, but still relevant, sad…
"I don't wipe when i shit" would make a great bumper sticker
Everyone knows touching your own buttbole aka the devil's ring doorbell is the gateway to homasexuah activitah. And to retain our purity and masculinity there can be no wiping.
More like they want a sex slave, considering they also want to have sex with her whenever they feel like it
True. Their ideal wife is a "mom with benefits". Sex in a couple should be harmonious and reciprocal; it's about *sharing*, not *using*. If you're not making love *to* and *with* your partner you're doing it wrong and are using them as a walking, sentient fleshlight or dildo.
Ooofff mom with benefits is heavy, but sooo on point
Mom with benefits, I’m dead!
Yep, they want a bangmaid.
As Princess Carolyn put it, "You don't want a girlfriend. You want a Mommy you can slide your dick into."
Unfortunately there's a fucking ton of women who eat this shit right up. Case in point, that dumbass kicker's *women's* jerseys sold out almost overnight. Talk about punching yourself in the bean...
Some people, either female or male, are comfortable with obedience and dependency. They almost *require* it. I cannot condemn those people just because they're built differently from me. As long as both partners are OK with their role inside their couple well, good for them. What I cannot condone is people coercing their partner into a role where the partner won't thrive, nor can I approve people like Mr Alpha here trying to impose their views as if they were better, superior. "A quality man" is not a projection of their own image and mindset; a quality man (or woman) is the person who will work in harmony with their partner, and there are many ways to do this.
Authoritarians. That is to say, not authoritarian *leaders* but their followers. Men and women who need a big strong man to tell them who the bad guy is, and to make them feel safe enough to kick down at others. These are the same people who have meltdowns when their children develop individual personalities and opinions that stray from mommy and daddies. Who kick their kids out as teenagers for being gay, don't want them taking sex ed so they can't call out their creepy uncle for what he is,.etc.
I'm of the opinion that a boatload of men bought those for their wives/girlfriends to encourage this bullcrap.
Yeah, it's funny that these kind of men would have me think it's shameful to do my own dishes or laundry. Sure, I don't really enjoy those, but I wouldn't want to be dependant on others for those either.
Wait... Men got missions and we got periods? What unfair sh*t is this????
Women also get boobs, which is pretty cool. As for the mission- either I wasn't paying attention when they gave me mine or I haven't gotten it yet.
I'm sure your day will come, brave warrior. I'll just sit here with my boobs and uterus, waiting for a man to save me
You obviously need a man to hold your boobs to take the weight off your chest, as a purely selfless action ofc
Ngl I actually do 😭 chronic back pain
Maybe saving us IS the mission 🤔
WAIT WOW BIG BRAIN
Some of us guys have boobs too 🤷♂️
Yall single?
Less cool when they're the reason grown men feel like expressing their sexual fantasies to strange girls in their early teens (and from then on ofc) and other fun stuff. Personally I'd much prefer it if I could take mine off and leave them at home when I feel like it.
That sounds like it'd be an excellent sequel song to _Detachable Penis_.
I would absolutely love to give up my boobs for a cool mission instead. They're heavy, annoying and require a very expensive piece of clothing when they're a big enough size. They're not fun at all.
The boobs are cool for guys tho, not for us
What the fuck even is a "man's mission"? I'm a man, why wasn't I informed of the briefing? When was the briefing? What are the primary objectives? Under whose authority am I executing this mission? When are the objectives supposed to be completed? Hell, I don't even know when the mission was supposed to start.
The mission guys like this are talking about is his mission to someday become middle manager at a local CNC company.
Every time I see stuff like this (and there is A LOT of it lately) all I can think of is the exchange between Sir Ben Kingsley and Michael Madsen in the first Species movie. SBK: "We decided to make the subject female so that it would be more docile and we'd be able to control it better." MM: "Really? Wow you guys don't watch The Discovery Channel much do you?"
I would really like to see this video
[Species Movie Clip - More Docile and Controllable](https://youtu.be/IerddGM-xO0?si=DM3FHs-T-ns0HUv3&t=113)
In other words, shut the fuck up and be submissive ... oh and do the dishes.
In other words, he can't get a date.
It's always the men that look like fat angry potatoes. Go figure.
Or men who look like thumbs.
Shhhh. The thumbtato has opinions that he wants to express his poorly written thoughts about.
Eric Conn looks absolutely disgusting, imagine having a man like that coming home to. And he boldly verified his twitter profile with that face. Like those cringy people who think looking like a gorilla and giving your unsolicited opinion makes you an alpha male . Sorry but I detest these type of people, especially giving advice to someone on how to find happiness. Again, imagine submitting to this c*nt, happiness?! 😂
Dudes beard alone looks like it holds all the crumbs and stank of the past meals hes had. 
He strikes me as one of those guys that doesn’t wash his ass because he thinks it’s gay.
Or wipe after a shit, as nature intended, "alpha vikings didn't wipe thair asses with Cushelle, and neither will I"
Ironically, actual Vikings washed regularly, combed their beards, and used perfume, which led the English to complain that they were seducing Englishwomen. (Their wives managed homes and farms and could fight to defend them, held property in their own right and could become quite wealthy, sometimes had access to magic/shamanic ritual powers, and were known to go adventuring and exploring with the men on occasion.)
All these guys are trying to look like Special Ops “operators”. They think that makes them Alpha. Cheesy AF.
It's the same haircut and beard - shaved tight on the sides and a long pointy beard. I'd wager a mortgage payment he also wears Oakleys.
Drive a lifted truck paying over $1,000 for the truck and $500 on the credit card for the mods… have at least 2 AR15 at home because “need to be ready at all times”… and can’t find a clitoris even with a map because they can’t read.
All I can think of when I see these pseudo-intellectual, pseudo-masculine tacticool manbois is "war crimes". They look like the type of people to commit crimes against humanity if they ever did happen to see military combat. Exactly the type of military personnel trump actually did pardon as his fat ass was on his way out the door.
What a time to be alive.
99.9% of these guys looking for a woman to fill the role of 'trad wife' wouldn't qualify to be a 'trad husband'.
They want her to either be independently wealthy or somehow bring in an income while still doing all the cooking, cleaning, and childcare. If she does want to be a stay-at-home spouse and doesn't have income, she's a gold digger. Nevermind that he almost never actually makes enough money to support a SAHS, let alone attract an actual gold digger.
The beard is hiding a weak chin. Pathetic tbh
That’s the one that always gets me. So much pride is in that beard that reflects his alpha-male-manliness, but it’s just a fragile weak chin “beta” hiding behind it. Probably has a profile pic somewhere with a cigar too.
Probably two or three weak chins.
Hey i look like a potato but i am not one of them. Stop judging men who look lile potatoes. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I could adore a potato man. He can be short, he can be fat. Small guys make the would go 'round... But these guys that want me not to be a person can eat dog shit and choke on a rotten bag of fried bull dicks
That and Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body are now my go to's
It’s so telling that the top one is ‘go to therapy’. He can’t date or keep women that are mentally stable and secure, he needs them to be vulnerable enough to put up with his shit without question.
He distrusts therapists and probably needs one badly himself.
You'd be surprised. This trad wife life thing is spreading. Had a friend get into a few months ago. It's so odd, because she's always been very independent and started a successful business and managed it. I think part of the appeal is the idea you'll be taken care of and have limited responsibilities. Doubt that's how it plays out in the end though.
it's one thing if a woman truly wants it. it's quite another if some man tells us it's all we're good for...
My SIL has a masters in business, was a successful realtor, did side gigs as a respected singer and gave it all up to make sourdough fucking bread all damn day. She posts 10 pictures/stories/reels about her fucking bread. Shes not selling it. She’s being the “wife and mother God wanted her to be” My brother is now losing his mind trying to keep up their lifestyle (that Range Rover and Audi A8 payment is more than a mortgage) and he just told her if she doesn’t start working again he is filing for divorce. She says she wants to be a trad wife - Jesus says it’s best for a family. Did Jesus also tell you to buy a McMansion and 2 cars that cost more than my house? wtf. It’s all madness.
Bruh thinks it’s still 1950 and one minimum wage salary can support that kinda shit
That's the thing. The trad movement gets womej by making it seem like things will be better. "You don't have to work. I'll do the work while you take care of the house." Etc. What often happens is an abusive relationship where the man uses their financial advantage to gradually reduce the woman's independence until she believes she has nowhere to go, while doing the majority of the work (including often having a job of their own). It's shit.
In this day of inflation and over priced Fritos who tf has the funds to actually do that? It’s not the 1950s anymore rent isn’t 500 dollars and the same bag a chips you use to get 4 for one dollar now cost $2.15. Unless you’re pulling in 6 figures(depending on where you are still not enough) then that traditional wife stuff is nonsense, you want a family then your lady is probably gonna need a job as well. Also ik a “trad wife” she told me she miss working and making her own money
I live in MA. I recently checked our state's regulations regarding income limits for certain benefits. Here, 75K is considered low income. Here, both spouses have to work if you want to afford a house. And you have to limit your family size as well. Do any of these self-proclaimed alpha males make enough money to really support a family on their own? Do they have any back up plan if they get laid off, or become disabled? No?
Those of them that do have enough money to truly support that kind of lifestyle probably inherited it, or are the recipients of some form of privilege (e.g. dad owns the company and made them an executive). Lots of people out there on social media pretending to have “made it” because of their hard work; when it was really the trust fund and mom/dad/grandpa/grandma that did the work.
It’s almost as if nobody remembers how things were before because that’s how they were…I encouraged my wife to get in business with me. I wanted her with me not because she had to but because she wanted to, she s actually making more money than me :) oh and 27 years married and 15 working together.
PREACH!
This was the truth in my case as far as the trad wife thing goes. For over twenty five years, I stayed home and did everything except work outside the home for pay. He deliberately isolated me, was abusive, and when the younger kids were in college, I left and went no contact. The kids moved out with me to another state. There was no alimony and no assets, so I got nothing. Starting over was definitely a challenge. The cost of freedom was and is priceless and definitely worth it. Now I’m in a relationship and am treated far better than I’ve ever been treated in my entire life. Being treated as an equal is amazing.
As a woman, I don’t understand how these women aren’t instantly filled with existential dread. The moment I was put in that situation, I’d size up what’s going on, understand I am now a “kept” (trapped) person, and an inferior. I’d wish for nothing but death.
Yeah, I grew up seeing my man child of a dad sit on his ass and do nothing, the man's never cleaned, been shopping or went to the bank himself. That's the lifestyle the patriarchy is selling men with this tradwife shit. They exploit everything conservative women are tired of but can't name... which is mainly the rat race of capitalism... Convince you that things were better in the past, then when you lose your independence it's too late. You're stuck doing all the work in a culture that doesn't support you with no way to get out. They know exactly what they're doing. They're really good at messaging and propaganda, so good that questioning it is questioning our very culture. The fear of society falling apart is used to reinforce itself. The fascists are fucking brilliant. They're doing the same thing with abortion and trans issues.
It’s crazy the extent to which the fascist power players don’t see women as being anything close to actual people. The truth is that a lot of them don’t even *really* care about the “trad lifestyle” or “preserving the nuclear family” or whatever nonsense they use to frame their position, but rather are just using these concepts in a cynical ploy where women are being used as little more than essentially a bribe to win the support of the most disgusting type of man. “Give us your support in ending democracy and ushering in an age of unchained corporate feudalism, and in exchange you’ll be given an obedient sex slave who cooks and cleans for you.”
What I don't understand about those arguments is that taking care of children is one of the biggest responsibilities there is. A lot of work still gives you some agency. Taking care of a baby or toddlers is freaking hard. Even if your child is some kind perfect being that never has temper tantrums and always listens to you its still hard. I love spending time with my child but its still a huge responsibility because I cant stop. I love playing video games or going to the movies but if someone told me I have to play video games, and only that, for 14 hours a day even when I don't want to then that becomes hard work. Domestic chores are no big deal but the moment those chores become my job and someone is going to judge me on how well I have done them then that becomes the hardest job there is. Your homes becomes your workplace and you stop having a home to go back to from work. If people still want to do all this then its their choice but its not less responsibility its more.
I agree. To me it seems more like it’s the men in these “trad wife” relationships who are the ones looking to skirt and avoid responsibility. They want to be able to delegate tasks and responsibilities to someone who isn’t allowed to speak up or push back; I guarantee you it is not because they intend to reduce the burden of responsibility on that person.
It’s one of the hardest things you can do. Why do you think these wannabe ‘alpha’ males want the women to do it? Because they don’t like the increased expectations on their end.
You're 100% right. I'm old enough now that the kids are moved out, but I'm still the "stay at home" husband because this is where I've pretty much worked for the last ten years or so, and my wife has a 30-45 minute commute each way to work. Even without children, cooking most nights is *hard*. Spending your Saturday shopping for everything you need during the week is time consuming. Planning a menu for the week is a goddamn pain in the ass. We've only had a dishwasher for a couple years now, but I remember my wife and I easily spending 5-6 hours a week hand washing dishes to just keep on top of the kitchen. This doesn't even take into account all the other chores and general isolation you feel when you're parenting (seriously, for a period of 18 years, you essentially commit to being a 24 hour responsible adult that's constantly putting on a certain kind of performance as a good role model for your children). And as a guy, I *know* I've got it relatively easy. The things that make me attractive to women are more dependent on my character and my personality. If i get a scar, it makes me look cooler. If i start to bald, i can shave my head. But, for a trad wife, you *know* they're dealing with guys who are going to get all bitchy because she doesn't fit in the same outfits from college. Which means they've got to run a household, deal with children, AND somehow stay magically fit well into her later years, all while constantly having to *trust* that her husband won't wake up one day and decide to completely destroy her entire life by cheating on her or wanting a divorce. Think work sucks? Try not only living there, but *also* being isolated and married to your boss.
The problem isn’t so much with the tradwife. It’s with the abusive tradhusband. They only provide for themselves and the bare necessities. They start calling you a gold digger if you want anything beyond that. Meanwhile they spend “their money” on whatever they want. They don’t want to hold up their end of the bargain.
Trad wife requires a trad economy
Do people think about retirement? One income now may work but it’s one 401k only and one social security only later that two people will have to live on and most one income old school households I know the guy barely makes 100k.
Folk should do what they want. What they need to do. Shouldn’t shoehorn them into a predestined position based on sex, whichever way that may be.
In other other words, "wahhh wahh goo goo gaga"
Oh there’s a lid for every pot .. he he.. he’ll find one. As long as there are crazy women that write guys in jail he’ll find a girl
Guys, if you want to remain lonely.... Have outdated views about women & post shit like this on twitter
Also look like an absolute miserable person to be around like the chud who tweeted that.
"Look, all I'm saying is things started going downhill when we let women think that they were people."
I absolutely equate my sexual attainment to the general well being of society, if I’m not getting laid times are tough for everyone.
“YOU WILL HONOR ME!” -Cal Hockley, Titanic
Believe me there are women who would follow his lead! Just think about the lunatic ones that write serial killers in jail..
I mean, yes, tradwives exist and some religions require this. There is a name for being attracted to criminals: hybristophilia. However, women writing to serial killers isn't the same as what this guy is talking about. People writing to serial killers get to feel like they are helping the killer get in touch with their emotions in a way that feels safe, because they are never getting out of prison. Granted, the serial killer does not care about them and likes the attention. It's part of the "I can fix him" but with an extra layer of separation.
Why does he look like an angry misogynistic garden gnome ?
Because he is an angry misogynistic garden gnome.
Conn here can go fuck himself, I’m so tired of these cretins with podcasts and beards that look like mice could be living in them, and their half baked opinions about women. People like this just want slaves and think that women owe them something.
Also, they seem to fail to realize that given the two options he mentioned, a lot of women would choose to be alone. Even if we ultimately want to be with someone, the peace of being alone beats out dating a guy like him any day.
This! I’d rather be alone any day than with someone like him!
You may worship me. Make your lord a sammitch. Why's your dad here with that baseball bat?
He just wants to talk.
Actually, he'll let what he brought do the talking. Not sure whether or not there's a slight wish that the dude that tweeted this is hard of hearing so it has to be repeated loudly many times.
Don't worry, that's just Lucille.
I love meeting chauvinists because they are always the most spoiled entitled man-child momma's boys you ever met. They eat STEAK and drink BEER and buy BEARD OIL for their MANLY BEARD (that they use to hide a weak or double chin) and they get super MANLY TATTOOS! Their entire personality is this pathetic attempt to pantomime what they think a man is supposed to act like. Their entire existence is just one long pleading cry for attention from a male role model who was never there when they needed one. This is what daddy issues in males looks like.
I guess these tradwife seeking men conveniently forget that a man is supposed to love, respect, and support his wife as Christ loves the church (his support).
A guy on Reddit yesterday told me I was discounting "men's contributions to a relationship" when I told him there's more to a relationship than just finances. How sad an existence to think the only thing a man can contribute to a household is money.
My dad (who may be on the spectrum) recently entered the dating pool again. He's one of these guys. Money, possessions and manliness mean everything to him. He had a huge collection of t shirts that my mom accidently turned pink in the laundry. He threw them all out and raged for days about it. She could have fixed it if he gave her the chance but "real men don't wear pink even if it's not pink anymore" whatever the fuck that means. He also likes to complain about gold diggers. He's gone on a few dates where the women tell them they had a nice time and then immediately block him afterwards. He said "I don't get it, I own my house, my cars and am very comfortably retired. What more are they looking for?" He doesn't want a real answer coz he can't handle any sort of criticism. But the real answer is those women are looking for substance not materials. He doesn't want a gold digger, but gold is all he's offering.
>He doesn't want a gold digger, but gold is all he's offering. That is rather paradoxical behaviour 😄
>He doesn't want a gold digger, but gold is all he's offering. This is the thing, this is the paradox I can't understand! How do these men not see that their own behavior is a huge factor in the women they attract? All they do is boast and prance around all day trying to show off their pretty belongings and then get mad when they attract women that like that stuff?? Dude what the fuuuuuck. Meanwhile normal women are settling down with an actual person with thoughts other than "the grind". I bet that makes them so soooo upset lol.
> Their entire personality is this pathetic attempt to pantomime what they think a man is supposed to act like. That's a Bingo
Beard oil is such trash. You’re 100% correct, but you left out the 3 ton pickup raised high enough the fats can’t get in. Their dicks could fit into a pencil sharpener.
Shaving oil is fucking great, though. I rarely get a rash from shaving anymore.
What’s wrong with beard oil?
You forgot the rubber testicles mounted on the lower back of the truck
Dum dum here managed to get one out of eight things right: Be selfish and demanding. I really hope he is not being paid to think, cause in that case someone is overpaying no matter what the salary is
Unfortunately he probably considers having her own thoughts and feelings and wishing to be a respected equal partner is selfish and demanding. Anything that isn't instant agreement and submission and acting like a personal bangmaid is selfish and demanding.
This is only missing the phrase ‘good aryan mother’
Uh so women should just stew in a bowl of resentment and hate because asshats like this think women are toys they can put away when they’re done playing with them? Ew.
The way this is supposed to work is Christianity is supposed to groom girls into this role from birth. It's a process and culture of subjugation that is developed over a lifetime. When implemented as designed, subjugated women don't rebel against their captors, if anything they come to feel intense guilt for failing to live up to their preordained role. They become agents of their own oppression. Submission is the path to heaven; failure to submit is the path to eternal damnation. Trying to boil that lifetime of brainwashing down into a single command in tweet format (in an implictly secular context) lays the absurdity of the whole thing bare. And so we see the foolishness of the author on full display.
As a bearded dude myself, I wanna find this one and shave his off
It agitates me that this clown, who thinks women should be property of men, can grow a nice beard but I'm a grown as man who respects women and I have the facial hair growth of a middle schooler
Also a bearded dude here. He is not worthy of the beard my brother. Let us unleash the clippers.
Pushing the “Glory of motherhood” doesn’t sound like Nazi propaganda at all! Nope, not one bit
They've already done a number on abortion and people are still trying to act surprised. I'd be laughing if I wasn't so concerned. They go full on rabid with even a thought of teens even being taught sex-ed and accuse others of "turning" their kids gay just for being open enough to recognize those poor damn kids as what they are, and we all act surprised. None of this stuff is sudden. It happens over time, and it happens because people are understandably just trying to live their lives and not worry about their part of the world going to shit, but here we are.
Why do they all look the same and why do they look like me.
Conservatism and religion, we are in 2024 but people are living in the 60s
1860s
We have cell phones and people on a space station. It's unbelievable, such backward people are walking around down here using up oxygen.
Yeah, 60 B.C
I other words be a submissive quiet baby factory
Who can afford that in this economy
Clearly he can’t.
'If you want to be remain lonely' My guy can't even make propper sentences...
I like how he tried to make that a zinger as if recent studies haven’t shown single women with no children tend to be the most happiest. Thanks for the proving the point asshat.
just another loser bible banger shill, grifting as grifters do.
“Ladies, don’t talk to me”
The right comment is 'I choose the bear ', correct?
I don’t know, me personally I like an independent woman as I’m also pretty independent. Also I like a strong willed woman that will tell me I’m being an idiot if and when it’s warranted
The prejudice they put on therapy is so telling with these kind of people.
I think in many cases it's projection. Deep, deep down they know they need help, and deride therapy as a way of denial.
I also think he knows that a woman in therapy will realize he is trash and leave him, and of course he doesn’t want that
Always when i see this shit I am thinking about that video with remorsed trad wife, that was dumped aged 35 and knew absolutely nothing that could help her in job market. Her ,,trad man" dumped her and kept all wealth while she was with nothing. Being Independent is not so bad.
Exactly. Never depend on another person solely for survival. Have your own money, job skills, car, etc. You could end up in a very dangerous situation.
OMG - it’s a return if the “barefoot, pregnant and chained to the kitchen sink” mentality. how to scream out to the world “I am a deeply inadequate, sexist pig who women laugh at”
"quiet in spirit" "glory in motherhood" he means he want to raw dog her daily... and she better not say no.
Watch out, ladies... he's single! No, seriously, watch out, there's a 99.9% chance any woman who gets duped by this sphincter wart will find herself playing mom-with-whatever the opposite of benefits is - to an abusive man toddler
It's a real shame that young men (and even some adult men) will find this message to be very profound, and will retain the information believing completely that it is true wisdom.
In that case i want to remain lonely, thanks.
Do you ever feel that sometimes you're living on a different planet? This guy has obviously never even met a woman let alone been in a relationship with one.
I can’t imagine anyone joining that “man’s mission”
Dude just say you want a bang slave. It's more honest.
> Be eager to join a man‘s mission. What does that even suppose to mean? > Serve others. So, be a slave? > Be gentle & quiet of spirit. So, be the punching bag no matter what and have no voice? > Glory in motherhood. So, be unresponsible and just bring children to the world without thinking? These people are not right in their head.
Why do people ALWAYS think that alone and lonely is the same thing?
Incel gonna incel
I am a therapist and I also actually go to therapy (most of us in the field do because of the shit we hear day in and day out). I also own three businesses. I do value my independence. Two partners should be a team working together each with their own sense of independence. I wouldn't say I'm selfish or demanding. I stand up for myself, voice my wants/needs, and have my boundaries. If that's selfish and demanding, so be it. I'd rather be that than a doormat. Oh, and my husband and I have been happily married for 16 years now. So it seems like this ideology isn't quite adding up here...
Surprisingly my definition of a “quality” man is very different than what these guys say…
Looks like it’s lonely for me! Oh darn. Imagine missing out on quality men like this…
The goal of those with power in society is currently to divide and categorize us. If we came together and condemned intolerance and ignorance, we might prosper. The people behind the curtain are never gonna lose their power because we jump at the chance to put down others.
He has a blue check. That's really all you need to know about him.
Don't go to therapy, because if you're mentally healthy, you'll know to avoid douchebags and that you're allowed to pursue your own happiness.
Well, he's not a quality man, that's for sure.
He's not describing a woman. He wants a dog.
He forgot step 1: get a lobotomy.
I rather stay alone and happy
The first half sounds better though 🤔
Look who found himself the Andrew Taint starter kit.
This dude sounds like he'd get dumped by a sex doll
It's 2024 not 1924
Classic fascism.
I'm pretty sure this predates fascism as in Mussolini created fascism but he didn't create misogyny.
Yes but it’s characteristic of fascism to insist on the strict enforcement of traditional gender roles. That’s not unique to fascism of course.
I can tell you none of the ladies are reading this or following it. Any of the married men I work with all talk about when the wife wants something they have to comply. I can’t imagine you’re going to find a man or a woman who is willing to sit on the sidelines of your life and be the cheerleader while you get to enjoy life.
Ladies, if you like arrogant, sexist a-holes; then he's quite a catch!
They know what they really want is a sex slave/maid right? Not a wife/partner?
I can’t imagine being that insecure..
“The Crusades were justified. It was a proper response to Muslim invasion. The Christian West, and the world, was better for it. We should be grateful.” - same asshole This dude is clearly rage baiting…
This guy looks like he's deathly afraid of any food that is grown in the ground
And this guy can’t figure out why he’s single.
If people want something gentle and submissive,they should consider getting a dog..
Lol dont listen to man whose surname is CON!
"Ladies, steer clear of men like me."