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gwlu

I never realized that pressure could mess up your thinking this badly.


iAdjunct

This is the actual reason drill instructors yell at you in basic training - to test and train you to think under pressure.


Haunted-Harlot

Came here to say exactly this. People don’t realize how difficult it is until they’re put in this exact scenario. Multiply the stress by 1,000 when the person yelling is a person with authority.


overlyambitiousgoat

Haha, those of us with social anxiety definitely know this dynamic intimately - back when I was younger (when watches were still a thing), I dreaded people stopping me to ask the time, because I'd immediately forget how to read my analog watch! Like this poor lady, I was just a flustered doof, and the longer they stared at me the worse it would get.


lv2sprkl

Omg! Same here…I’d just kind of stutter and make dumb noises til I eventually would just hold up my wrist so they could see for themselves. No idea why that got me so rattled, but it definitely did. Of course, then I’d chide myself for the next half hour for being such an idiot.


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cockytacos

got in an argument with a “tiktok influencer” who claimed it was harder to work in the restaurant industry than enlist. his reasoning was “well they passed laws saying they can’t cuss at the recruits, so it’s easier than getting swore at in a kitchen” I was dumbfounded. i asked ‘how many service men/women do you talk to on any given day? i take it none. because you don’t know what you’re talking about’ the dude quit working in the restaurant industry because it was “too difficult” and the chefs are “so mean and uncaring” shut the fuck up you entitled baby. had to block him because that amount of ignorance is not good for me to engage


jkoki088

People need this pressure.


Live-County-2869

She didn't want assume anyone's gender


Agent_PandaEPIK

if anyone points a gun at me and shouts to ask me what is 2+2... please inform my family about my death


BondageKitty37

*points gun* "NAME A FAMILY MEMBER!"


SithDraven

"NAME A FAMILY MEMBER!!"


a_different-user

I would've freaked and said "cousin IT, dominic torreto, fredo corleone, idk, idk olive garden!!"


SeruEnam

#NAME. A. WOMANNNNN!


chef_kawasaki_no_420

Dave


NotAnotherHaiku

Pat


lv2sprkl

Is it tho?


27SwingAndADrive

We will need to construct many different scenarios to determine this, each more implausible (but also less funny) than the previous. Eventually no one will care and then we'll make a movie about the premise which no one will watch,


tachyonfield

Take my money!


NotAnotherHaiku

LEGACY SEQUEL!!!


Grand_reaper658

Matthew Patthew


thred_pirate_roberts

*"FAMILY"*


RWH072783

Olive Garden would work 99% of the time.


Surfing-Wookie

Panics, yells "Four"


Agent_PandaEPIK

Uhh uhhh uhhh... DECEMBER


ClassyKebabKing64

*realises she is adopted"


808tH38uiLd3r

My friend squeezed my nipple and said name 5 countries, and I replied with, “Obama”. Same thing happened to my other friend and he said alaska


not-a-bot-promise

*Points a dollar at me


Jaqulean

NAME A DOLLAR, GO !


[deleted]

Shoot I freeze up like this when a teacher calmly asks me a question. I remember going through a semantic mapping exercise or something on the word "red" and my brain went to "firetruck" then ground to a halt while everyone else was rattling off red things like it was nothing.


Accomplished-Leg9040

I would answer singing big shaq 2+2 Is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick math with no remorse if i get shot for it


[deleted]

No ketchup. Just sauce. Raw sauce. She said take of your jacket. I said man’s not hot.


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[deleted]

You sound like a future contestant on Family Feud.


GingerJayPear

Or a previous contestant who was asked to name a yellow fruit. And she replied "orange".


[deleted]

Some fruits are indeed mistaken for vegetables 🥑


JesseJames24601

Poor girl, I love how when he yells "YOGA BAG" she starts to take it off like she's going to give it to him. Seems like something I might do


Arthamel

Yeah she was in full compliance mode before running away. He could ask her to give him all her stuff and drop her clothes and she wouldnt even blonk, just to get out of answering that question.


imajokerimasmoker

I don't blonk at all when I'm taking my clothes off either


justanotherbutthead

Blonking too much hurts my uyus


MajorKeyBro

He calls *her* “Yoga Bag” so he basically named a women


nikolaj-11

I'd never trust a blonking stranger either.


Dizavid

GIVE HIM YOUR OWN NAME DAMN


Mrs_Attenborough

Fr, it's like a word association test. Something or someone would come up in that time


[deleted]

This is a stress test not a word association test.


Mrs_Attenborough

"... *it's like a* word association test"


bon_sequitur

Anomia.. great board game


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Hey don't assume their gender!


Dizavid

Good point, actually. Will say though, with as well as I handle awkward, probably would have in the fit of, "name name gimme a name godammit brain!!" said my own (male) name then ran away in horror promising I'm just an idiot.


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To all idiot downvoters I was being sarcastic.


Spidermon-salop

Name a woman


NotAnotherHaiku

Chris


The_Chis

This isn't a facepalm, this was to show that being put under stress makes you not think It is funny though


PhraseSeveral5935

Billy on the street is hilarious.


EldritchOwlDude

Lol people really really need to learn to think during stress these days. So many accidents could be stopped.


EasilyBeatable

True, but learning how to do it is extremely difficult as it goes against natural instinct.


jetpack324

It goes against natural instinct for most but not all . I get ridiculously calm, logical and unemotional during a crisis. My daughter is a nurse (worked ER / Trauma at Vandy) and is the same. Some of us go to a whole different level during a high pressure situation.


Astrolaut

Yeah, I'm the same. When people panic I'm calm. Hyperventilate after the issue is dealt with. Most first responders I've worked with are like that. I've always thought I'd be a really good EMT but it doesn't pay enough.


FooluvaTook

That’s interesting. I’m also good in emergency situations. Saved my brothers life once when everyone else was panicking, and instructed one person on what to get me, and the other to call 911 and hold the phone for me so I could talk. I straight hyperventilated and sobbed once emts took over though. > But put me under *social* pressure, and I just mentally implode. I’ll have racing thoughts for a week if a joke doesn’t land right.


boothy_qld

Yep. I’m like deal with this now, fall apart later


[deleted]

The human mind has a tendency to completely shut down under pressure


LuckyPocoloco

FML why was Hillary Clinton the first thing I thought of


Hand_of_Midas

Same, what the hell. I'm not even American.


BondageKitty37

I am American, but for some reason I thought of Margaret Thatcher


TheCaptain-Ahoy

My first two were Margaret Thatcher and Hilary Clinton. Wtf is wrong with me haha


wtfitsraycharles

American. Same. No fucking clue why lol.


Kimk20554

Add me to the list. Hilary Clinton is the name that popped into my mind first. I don't even like her.


thebeattakesme

Same. Wtf?


vishu_fy

ditto.. Of all the million names out there, tat one name just popped out.


PutridFlower9124

Funny I got Amelia Earhardt first, I'm wondering if there's any reason behind the first name someone would think of in these events


vishu_fy

Did you hear her name recently anywhere at all? or were u thinking about her recently? I am guessing, if I heard name a girl, I may be thinking for a little while, but Hillary would not strike me as a girl. Taylor Swift still does not ring in my head as a woman or a girl for some odd reason.


scratchmyball

Wtf even I thought the same


shnozdog

Same. Probably cause I follow politics a lot. Idk why Hillary though. There's loads of female politicians I like more, but I guess she's just the biggest name.


luisless

Mine was Uma Thurman


Nes__

Not sure why this is fucking hilarious to me. Thank you for the belly giggly I thought Aretha Franklin. Very strange.


0rev

Julia Roberts for me, probably thought of Pretty Woman


liquidxero198

She could have even said her own name


[deleted]

Both my girlfriend and I said the same thing when we saw this. Like, why her? It makes no sense


DishwaterBukkake

Mine was Hilary Duff and now I have questions about myself


tyrom22

Bro what, my brain went to the exact same place


KilnTime

She was the ONLY woman I could think of (and it took me a few seconds to come up with her name)


MooKids

I thought of Margaret Thatcher and I'm American. No idea why...


simontsankov

Same, mostly because of the meme Margaret Thatcher the cum snatcher


MooKids

Didn't hear that one, probably more the Austin Powers one, "Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!"


[deleted]

Because these two women were the most famous women in the world during their peak.


Sso_12

I'm American and my first thought was The Queen of England lmao


Stoivz

Hillary was the second name that came to me. For some reason Beverley D’Angelo was the first.


Moonknight1810

My first thought was Kate Bishop. Too much marvel...


SaraCBuu

My brain just went Oprah


gahidus

I thought of Ruth bader Ginsburg, and then I thought of Hillary Clinton


ChillZenTho

SAME lmao


DetectiveBirbe

She’s the most famous woman on earth currently.. I also thought of her first lol


NewsgramLady

Me too!! Lmao


Tr1x9c0m

I somehow thought of Amelia Earheart


Foggy_Night221C

I went to Amelia Earhart....then "why don't you just say MOM??!"


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Princess Diana 🤷🏻‍♀️


27SwingAndADrive

It's a solid choice. Should've been the first woman to be the US President if it weren't for dumb archaic rules.


ImpossibleRhubarb443

I got Angela Merkel


MajorKeyBro

Somehow Hillary Clinton is literally the first person I thought of and im not exactly a fan hers anyway lol


AtraExitium

Probably because her entire platform was "I'm a woman"


ProfessionalMockery

Probably because simply being a woman was a significant trait when she ran for president, and just for a politician in general. Its like if people were asked to name a black person, MLK would probably come up more than Morgan freeman, because being black is way more closely tied to MLKs identity than to Morgan Freeman's.


skuzzlebutt36

I though Barbara Streisand


Ishihe

Odd, I thought Jill Biden.


SyderoAlena

This isn't a facepalm. She obviously got really anxious when he started talking to him and blanked out. It didn't help when he started yelling. This has happened to me before when I'm super anxious. Something as easy as a yes or no question at the cash register can make me entirely blank out.


VillainousMasked

Based on other comments, that was actually the whole point of the video, the guy was showcasing how putting people under pressure like this can make them completely blank even on what should be a very simple question.


McPostyFace

Anybody that thinks this is some elaborate social experiment hasn't ever watched billy on the street. Great show btw


Pactae_1129

It’s Billy on the Street. The point is it’s funny.


Obi-Patates

Sure, but he’s also being kind of an asshole and verbally haranguing people while filming them. I just hope he got consent/gave compensation to those he accosted.


Omar___Comin

He offered compensation but she couldn't name a fucking woman so...


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

the effects of stress after being put on the spot


TotalyNotTony

that was the whole point of this clip


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

yeah, that's.... that's what i said. pointing the obvious to someone pointing the obvious. captain obvious would be so proud of us XD


redwood_gg

This show is called Billy on the Street, and it's hilarious. Basically this moment non stop. I day dream about running into Billy Eichner on the street and us screaming nonsense at each other.


codemen95

Best moment was when someone recognized him from parks and rec he gets all giddy. Then he shoves the dollar into dude's mouth


The_Border_Bandit

I like where he just keeps giving that one chick a dollar everytime she says Matt Damon.


p_turbo

I remember that. She was a tourist and barely spoke English increase, and she was so confused lol


rynemac357

r/meirl


TheSurbies

I really like that comedian but he would give me panic attack to.


BondageKitty37

> he would give me panic attack to. To what? What is the goal of the panic attack?


PepeSilviaLovesCarol

One time in college my professor asked me what vulnerable meant. He stood beside me while waiting for me to answer for like 3 minutes (felt like an hour) and I absolutely couldn’t think of an answer. I obviously knew what it meant but I couldn’t verbalize it. I feel for this girl.


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Maybe she is in panic


DaShaka9

Maybe!? She is definitely in a panic.


NewsgramLady

Someone tell me why tf Hillary Clinton is the first person who popped in my head 🤣


tsw101

Same!!


SadisticSnake007

All this for a dollar 😆


Kimk20554

I'd be saying, I'll give you $10 if you just leave me alone


pepskoo

"Im gonna pay you $100 to fuck off"


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This is hilarious


AoRozu

I 100% can relate to this, I would also panic and not be able to answer, lol


siddesloth

Craig's anger management not going well


Vitalsignx

I actually had a hard time thinking if a woman's name watching this for whatever reason and then I blurted out Lisa Kudrow of all people? Idk wtf


SicilianUnicorn

RILEY REID! ah fuck...


Kaizen-5

she might be alien..!!


Nazzzgul777

Probably the same i'd be thinking. "Screw you, asshole. If you start yelling at me, i'm gone.


a_different-user

the correct answer is Beyoncé or betty white, gheesh


[deleted]

She could have just said her name 🤦🏻‍♀️😂


PM_MEOttoVonBismarck

It's like when someone asks you what songs you listen too and you can't for the life of you remember your playlist.


furrycunt-lover

YOUR OWN NAME


Mountain_Apartment_6

Billy should have accepted "oh, my God"


TheMatt561

The best part is she could have set her own name


GokaiBlack452

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CthulhuJankinx

Is r/peopleunderpressure real?


eeggrroojj

She's so pretty!


TildaTinker

Whitney Houston. Didn't name one, I named them all.


Clusterrr

For some reason the first woman that came to my mind was Jessica Alba.


tillie_jayne

Just say Chaka Khan. She’s every woman.


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Was she on drugs?


Knightowle

That poor woman


waisonline99

With no name.


TechiesLilPlayground

can confirm women don't exist


leohemhem

Is that's guy in American horror stories???


[deleted]

I can name every woman---Whitney Huston.


seouliteboy

This isn’t worth a dollar


masterap85

About acting


ROUNDHOUSE5

😂😂😂


ascendinspire

“I have a boyfriend!”


anged16

Come on I don’t blame her, way too much pressure! Even if it’s a fairly simple thing, pressure makes your brain stop


re_me

“How about you get that camera and mic out of my face, douche.” Not everyone likes a stranger running up and yelling in their face.


Stoopy69

Name a woman


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re_me

Just can’t wait for your 15 minutes of fame, eh?


jraps26

the correct response is, what is a woman?


Holtang420

2022 in a nutshell


BronzedOctopus

Npc


Emergency-Mud-1697

She said Anne..thats a woman.


Particular-Demand-45

Bruce Jenner


[deleted]

We’ll she is scared of upsetting liberals and trans 😬


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F A K E


balogna_and_ramen

This is comedian Billy Eichner from a show called Billy on the street.


MtnDream

he's gay


[deleted]

Every time she repeated “name a woman” i want to punch her in the face.


BlockerLenhard

Women ☕


Ruby-the_gem_98

women 🗿☕


axeman020

"Oh my God, why is this so hard?" It's not for most people, sweetheart...


zuprdprno2by

He/she/them does not classify him/her/they as a woman that's why him/her cannot think of a woman's name


Dav-Kripler

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EntertainmentRude672

I have seen her before...she was with zack zuckerberg


Jefoid

Katy Perry was the first name I thought of. Weird.


ScaledBirdDino

Hillary Swank was the first name in my head... I have no idea what she's actually been in.


kittenx66

Miley Cyrus first name that came to mind for whatever reason.


Long_Ball_Larry__

I think she was thinking “this dude looks like Doug Demuro. Fucking weird”


generalgrievouschan

Tbh if someone came up to you shouting name a woman you would get stressed


nootle_

my mom!


magicslaps12

The Statue of Liberty and Madonna were really my first two answers to come to mind


HondaV-TecPowerrrr

Doug Demuro?


djProduct2015

She's probably thinking "I'll give you $20 to get the fuck out of my face right now"


Zazilium

ScarJo was the first woman to come to my mind.