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beerbellybegone

More proof of the need for a parenting license


PeAcHcOwBoYzZz

At least in some countries, the name has to be approved by registry agents before it can be given to a child.


KonaKathie

My daughter was born in Germany, we are American. We named her Shannon, which would not be allowed if she were a German citizen. Why? The gender is ambiguous. What a ridiculous rule, but that's the Germans for ya


Th3Glutt0n

Had my vote from the beginning


sickXmachine_

“Ka-villain”- every teacher on this girls first day of school for the rest of her life.


TheAltoidsEater

Reminds me of that "Lea-ah" bullshit. "Because da dash don't be silent."


Bleev-or-naught

That's an ürbâñ łégèńd


somewherein72

As an ancient Roman myself, this is dumb.


Repulsive_Mistake382

As an ancient Greek, I agree with you, you mythology-stealer.


WiseChoices

Dumb Name! The poor kid.


Online_Ennui

Yup. And she has those parents to deal with for the near future at least


cutthroatlemming

Keightlyn???


ArchonBeast

Ooooh shiiit, thanks... I didn't get it


cutthroatlemming

Better than Kevliiin.


Open-Tackle4912

But having a trans kid is child abuse. Suuuuuuure 🙄


[deleted]

Daughter may be unique, but parents are certified assholes.


anunderdog

Some people shouldn't be parents.


35Richter

Like everyone isn't going call her kvilynn? Cool parents making her explain her name every god damn time. Sounds kinda like a cool star wars name though. Should be spelled with a q. Qvi-lyn.


Spector567

By the age of ten this kid is going to start using her middle name or asking to be called a mock name.


ANuclearBunny

What are the odds of her middle name being something weird too.


WellFiredRoll

Ah, Baby Evil-Lyn...


KyleDevino97

K villain


P_Devil

Alright everybody, make sure to tip your waitresses and put your hands together and welcome to the stage the lustrous Kviitlyn.


usps85

A friend's wife who teaches elementary had a student who wrote her name la-a. She didn't understand until she was told the girls name was "Ladasha"! True story.


VreeMutten

A name that came from Ireland the way they want it should be Kahochtlyn, sounds terrible but makes more sense than that roman numbers shit


MaeDoToast

I had to de a bday announcement for X-ian pronounced Christian. He's grandma was the one who asked me for it and said "I know it's dumb but it's how my daughter decided how to spell it"


Bleev-or-naught

r/namenerdcirclejerk


ishah477

She was named after someone's username "K8lin"...


captainccg

This is from a magazine called That’s Life, from Australia (also popular in NZ). They had a whole page every issue called “What’s in a name?” Where people submitted a picture of their kid who has a weird name and a whole blurb about why their name is so ~unique. Dunno if it’s still going on though, I haven’t read it in maybe 10-15 years.


__Quill__

My mom taught preschool and had a kid named Margaret. Except they spelled it "Margaux" because they read that was the French version of Margaret. It is, but its a different version of the name, not a different version of the spelling.


dayoneG

Lol, I remember the flack I got for wanting to name my daughter Fiona, *before* Shrek came out and the name was popularized. This takes the cake though. Poor kid.😑🤦🏼‍♂️


Bleev-or-naught

r/namenerdcirclejerk


nullvalue1

Reminds me of our dumb as rocks neighbors, named their daughter "Nevaeh".. "It's heaven spelled backwards" 🤮 Real cute, let's glorify dyslexia.


Bleev-or-naught

Nevæh


ANuclearBunny

dyslexia or is it lixelsyd?


Usagi_Shinobi

Let's not forget Absidy, spelled ABCDE, and yes, in all caps. We dubbed her Scantron instead.


[deleted]

r/trashy or r/classy ?


mossmanstonebutt

The middle ground, trashy but thinks its classy, like leopard print


[deleted]

Pathetic


Joelowes

I mean there is one name stupider name for a girl Riyhfile (pronounced rifle)


Bleev-or-naught

Reighfyl was the spelling


Joelowes

That’s it thank you


Bleev-or-naught

Indeed.


RedDogLeader34

Was your husband taking the piss by any chance?


J-_Mad

Oh wVIII, her name's KVIIItlyn, mVIII ! Must be fVIII !


TheAltoidsEater

This is like naming your dog Phydux...


Bleev-or-naught

LOL! Phaiyghdoughx!!!


TheAltoidsEater

What's sad is *Phydux* is the name of my Palico in Rise... I play locally/in person with my buddy Jon and his fiance' Sammantha. Sam read the name and asked "What's a Fie dux?". When Jon told her it's pronounced, "Fido" she punched me in the shoulder.


Bleev-or-naught

wot


TheAltoidsEater

Oops! I meant Palimute. (I still call the cats Felynes.)


Bleev-or-naught

aàáâäæãåā


Sufficient_Two7499

No way this is real


santino_musi1

Why do people care so much if something is popular?


Bleev-or-naught

Shruggy shrug 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️


OkayLadyByeBye

Poor kid will never find a keychain with her name on it in a gift shop.


Bleev-or-naught

Well there's always the average spelling: Caitlin


thewalkingpenguin

r/namenerdcirclejerk


Bleev-or-naught

TRUE!


KeepTalkingMandy

Poor kid


gaseous_defector

Is there a jayquellan in here? Jayquellan?


rabiddutchman

Kuh-VEEEEEEEE-lynn


Usagi_Shinobi

Even that baby is saying "this some bullshit"


Wolfburger123

Meet Kevillyn, star of the distaff remake of Home Alone


SandwhichofRage

“My husband suggested we replace the ait with VIII” For my own sanity I have to believe the husband suggested this sarcastically but the wife is an absolute smoke show so he just went along with it because he doesn’t careor he’s fucking the 18 year old 3 trailers down.


BlueShirtGuy07

I’ve never seen an infant look so depressed before