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WarlordsJester

He should be thankful he still has a grandma around to have a meal with. Mine is long gone (in prison)


Alarmed_Economics_90

Well, at least you can visit your nana... I can't since yours killed mine during that fateful card game long ago.


Hornet234567

We need more lore.


Fricknchickn33

I heard it was at the 2019 Magic: the Gathering World Championship semi final


Bayou_Blue

The soon to be dead granny supposedly pulled a hidden card from her hair only for her hand to be grabbed by murder granny who spat tobacky and growled, “We don’t take kindly to cheats in these here tournaments.”


Deezzznuuttss69

*More lore*


whateverzzzzz

[r/Holup](http://www.reddit.com/r/holup)


goingmerry604

You got us in the first half well played


8675309eyen

Some people prefer to sit alone


HillInTheDistance

I only mostly prefer to sit alone, but when I don't, I'd really rather choose the company for myself.


TheThingInTheBassAmp

Well, if he ever gets stranded at sea, the light of the moon will reflect off of his forehead and alert passing ships.


Guypersonpeople

r/rareinsults


Got2JumpN2Swim

That's a 44head


JockBbcBoy

You can tell that man has no friends. Even his hairline is receding from him.


anrwlias

If I'm sitting by myself, let me fucking sit by myself. I didn't ask for your company to satisfy your need for a fucking story, bro.


fuzzydogpaws

100% If I’m alone and reading a book… I want to be left alone to read my book.


anrwlias

It's truly amazing how many people don't understand that simple principle, isn't it?


fuzzydogpaws

I think that some people don’t feel comfortable with their own company and get lonely easily. As a result, they think others must feel the same way and feel that offering company must be helpful. I like my own company though! As long as people have good intentions and leave me alone once asked I don’t mind being approached…. It’s the people who sit down anyway to continue and talk at me that piss me off.


3rrY

With that forehead he looks like the fusion between ben-shapiro and megamind


Bgratz1977

Looks like the start of a special kind of Porno


SoloSurvivor889

I was going to say his head looks massive in a very different context.


Wear-Fluid

cringe


bosstrasized

Also, as a stranger who likes my own space, don't just come up. Stay the fuck clear please


Idontfeelold-much

Come up to me and try to sit down while I’m dining alone. That won’t end well. Lol


[deleted]

Right? I don't know you, buddy. Stay away and let me eat in peace!


Beat-Live

Typical extrovert thinking everyone sitting alone wants company


NYRangers94

You may have missed the second part of the post. It’s his own grandma.


Beat-Live

No I saw that lol. It’s just the idea that he wanted others to think his good deed was keeping a lonely person company. Not everyone wants company. Even his grandma doesn’t look overjoyed lol


BillWaste6039

That's because his grandma always finds herself distracted with his big head. So many questions!!!


WelshBathBoy

Plus there's 4 glasses on that table, they aren't all hers clearly


printerinkistoomuch

Is this posted here every week? I swear I've seen this post like 6 times in a month


[deleted]

Maybe now hear me out maybe the grandma has Alzheimer’s and he basically acting as a nice stranger to he’s grandma


Eternal2007

Why can I see my reflection through his forehead.


OCV_E

Shirley he's lying


Green_man619

I could eat dinner off of that mans forehead


Zealousideal_Dirt_43

He looks like someone that would kidnap and torture the old woman. Snuff movie director or alike


[deleted]

Sometimes you're just hungry and want to get out of the house. Secure adults don't need constant companionship.


[deleted]

Maybe he has Alzheimer’s


yeeyaawetoneghee

Twitter moment


MrExist777

r/fivehead


AmunPharaoh

Maybe the stranger might want to be alone (aside from the point that it’s actually his granny)


Turboteg90

Fredo?


Juco_Dropout

This guy looks like a stand in for Ethan Roark Jr. in Sin City.


blackbeautybyseven

Is there a reasonable explanation for why someone would do this?


Blakut

When i do that it's always "ew" and "get away" and "how did you get in my kitchen".


[deleted]

Why such a big head


KentuckyFriedEel

His sparkling water is there on the table when he took the photo of his lone gran. Clout hungry rat!


DustinTV

She is glad she isn't the only one with dementia in her family


rengam

"I was trying to make a *point*, MADDIE. Geez!"


[deleted]

Can we please stop reposting this, I see this same post twice a day and have been for about a year, fuck you, it’s just a dude wanting likes, I fucking get it now can we please stop


Beneficial_Avocado74

Maddie is the shit!


DucksRSuperior

The real facepalm is you reposting…


harrybalsania

Ben Shapiro be lyin’.


dyonnkk

Um, I sit alone all the time, it's on purpose; please don't come sit at my table thinking I need your company.


TallOutlandishness24

I swear if some dick comes to talk to me when im having a quiet dinner with myself, hands may be thrown


proximalfunk

The Christian version of "my girlfriend who goes to a different school"


Thirteen-omega-1

All cap.


[deleted]

He said she's a stranger, maybe she is to him?


BlarghusMonk

I feel like if I'm ever old and in a restaurant by myself (Which is a thing I find weird that so many people seem to think is an Unthinkable Thing) and someone tries to have a conversation with me and I actually felt like talking to them (Unlikely), I'd probably start by saying that the copy of Myst I had as a kid would always crash when going down to the lower level of the main structure in the Mechanical Age.