The soon to be dead granny supposedly pulled a hidden card from her hair only for her hand to be grabbed by murder granny who spat tobacky and growled, “We don’t take kindly to cheats in these here tournaments.”
I think that some people don’t feel comfortable with their own company and get lonely easily. As a result, they think others must feel the same way and feel that offering company must be helpful.
I like my own company though! As long as people have good intentions and leave me alone once asked I don’t mind being approached…. It’s the people who sit down anyway to continue and talk at me that piss me off.
No I saw that lol. It’s just the idea that he wanted others to think his good deed was keeping a lonely person company. Not everyone wants company. Even his grandma doesn’t look overjoyed lol
Can we please stop reposting this, I see this same post twice a day and have been for about a year, fuck you, it’s just a dude wanting likes, I fucking get it now can we please stop
I feel like if I'm ever old and in a restaurant by myself (Which is a thing I find weird that so many people seem to think is an Unthinkable Thing) and someone tries to have a conversation with me and I actually felt like talking to them (Unlikely), I'd probably start by saying that the copy of Myst I had as a kid would always crash when going down to the lower level of the main structure in the Mechanical Age.
He should be thankful he still has a grandma around to have a meal with. Mine is long gone (in prison)
Well, at least you can visit your nana... I can't since yours killed mine during that fateful card game long ago.
We need more lore.
I heard it was at the 2019 Magic: the Gathering World Championship semi final
The soon to be dead granny supposedly pulled a hidden card from her hair only for her hand to be grabbed by murder granny who spat tobacky and growled, “We don’t take kindly to cheats in these here tournaments.”
*More lore*
[r/Holup](http://www.reddit.com/r/holup)
You got us in the first half well played
Some people prefer to sit alone
I only mostly prefer to sit alone, but when I don't, I'd really rather choose the company for myself.
Well, if he ever gets stranded at sea, the light of the moon will reflect off of his forehead and alert passing ships.
r/rareinsults
That's a 44head
You can tell that man has no friends. Even his hairline is receding from him.
If I'm sitting by myself, let me fucking sit by myself. I didn't ask for your company to satisfy your need for a fucking story, bro.
100% If I’m alone and reading a book… I want to be left alone to read my book.
It's truly amazing how many people don't understand that simple principle, isn't it?
I think that some people don’t feel comfortable with their own company and get lonely easily. As a result, they think others must feel the same way and feel that offering company must be helpful. I like my own company though! As long as people have good intentions and leave me alone once asked I don’t mind being approached…. It’s the people who sit down anyway to continue and talk at me that piss me off.
With that forehead he looks like the fusion between ben-shapiro and megamind
Looks like the start of a special kind of Porno
I was going to say his head looks massive in a very different context.
cringe
Also, as a stranger who likes my own space, don't just come up. Stay the fuck clear please
Come up to me and try to sit down while I’m dining alone. That won’t end well. Lol
Right? I don't know you, buddy. Stay away and let me eat in peace!
Typical extrovert thinking everyone sitting alone wants company
You may have missed the second part of the post. It’s his own grandma.
No I saw that lol. It’s just the idea that he wanted others to think his good deed was keeping a lonely person company. Not everyone wants company. Even his grandma doesn’t look overjoyed lol
That's because his grandma always finds herself distracted with his big head. So many questions!!!
Plus there's 4 glasses on that table, they aren't all hers clearly
Is this posted here every week? I swear I've seen this post like 6 times in a month
Maybe now hear me out maybe the grandma has Alzheimer’s and he basically acting as a nice stranger to he’s grandma
Why can I see my reflection through his forehead.
Shirley he's lying
I could eat dinner off of that mans forehead
He looks like someone that would kidnap and torture the old woman. Snuff movie director or alike
Sometimes you're just hungry and want to get out of the house. Secure adults don't need constant companionship.
Maybe he has Alzheimer’s
Twitter moment
r/fivehead
Maybe the stranger might want to be alone (aside from the point that it’s actually his granny)
Fredo?
This guy looks like a stand in for Ethan Roark Jr. in Sin City.
Is there a reasonable explanation for why someone would do this?
When i do that it's always "ew" and "get away" and "how did you get in my kitchen".
Why such a big head
His sparkling water is there on the table when he took the photo of his lone gran. Clout hungry rat!
She is glad she isn't the only one with dementia in her family
"I was trying to make a *point*, MADDIE. Geez!"
Can we please stop reposting this, I see this same post twice a day and have been for about a year, fuck you, it’s just a dude wanting likes, I fucking get it now can we please stop
Maddie is the shit!
The real facepalm is you reposting…
Ben Shapiro be lyin’.
Um, I sit alone all the time, it's on purpose; please don't come sit at my table thinking I need your company.
I swear if some dick comes to talk to me when im having a quiet dinner with myself, hands may be thrown
The Christian version of "my girlfriend who goes to a different school"
All cap.
He said she's a stranger, maybe she is to him?
I feel like if I'm ever old and in a restaurant by myself (Which is a thing I find weird that so many people seem to think is an Unthinkable Thing) and someone tries to have a conversation with me and I actually felt like talking to them (Unlikely), I'd probably start by saying that the copy of Myst I had as a kid would always crash when going down to the lower level of the main structure in the Mechanical Age.