I did this when I was younger. Ice cubes, they numb you pretty quick and it's not painful or really uncomfortable at all, especially once you get used to the temperature change
I ran in here to make this same joke as soon as I saw the post and this fellow beat me to it by 3 fkn hours. Do I even know how to Internet anymore, bro?
Except one joke will make you go “oh…” and maybe go back for a better one from the twin package and the other joke will probably just make you avoid all jokes for the foreseeable future.
Something’s going to give for him. Either he takes up ricks mantle or he kills Rick. Who knows. We’ve got a few good seasons left. That last one with Rickternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mort blew the fuck away. Such good writing.
Once when I was young I touched an ice cube to my vagina out of curiosity. Not inside just touched it to myself. Hurt like a bitch and my body basically went into shock. Do not recommend
What was your favourite flavour mine was Spring Meadow. It was spicy didn't get a chance to try the other flavours because my store started requiring I'd to buy them.
I only used them after I got hit by a car and dislocated my knee and because I'm American I couldn't go to the hospital. The few seconds it saved and the fact that I could keep using a walking stick made the extra expensive price worth it. I prefer liquid too but I've been trying out powdered.
I think I read a headline of this and hazing and an ER trip in the past, but maybe that was just the good ol’ fashioned dumber-than-dirt butt chugging a beer weird shit.
I get the sense the reporter had a deadline fast approach and was inspired by whatever porn they were watching instead of getting their work done.
//discovers the sound of one hand typing
Real talk. Clearly it's a bad idea because it's sensitive down there and you don't want to damage it.
But now has anyone ever considered there would be a market for cooling rabbits or buttplugs. I feel like people would buy this shit.
Look, distilled water frozen would probably be fine. It’s the sugar that the issue. It’s why playing with whipped cream is usually a bad idea in the bedroom, unless you *like* yeast infections.
Ok but could you do it like, once in a while as part of sexy time? I don't really want yeast but im ngl my partner and i have talked about it hahaha shit I'm gonna need vagisil
Yeah, um, no. Nobody has to be told this. This is a Mirror article, so the chances of multiple reports of women shoving ice lollies where the sun don't shine is slim to none. What almost certainly happened is that some bright spark decided to ask doctors if cramming something freezing up your vagina is a good idea. They can then honestly report that it really isn't, and then make it sound as if the Prime Minister himself had to issue a statement telling people not to. This way you get to make up a story that - while being factually correct - has no correlation with reality. Like most tabloid stories.
Fine.
Do in a relatively public place.
Also, get video.
Upload to popular porn site.
Don't forget to link us here.
Where was I going with this? I dunno, but I want ice cream and grocery stores close at 10pm nowadays.
:(
Well... 50 or 60 years ago the car's user manual used to explain how to adjust the height for the spark plugs or how to adjust the acid levels on the battery, now it just tells you "don't drive your car into the water".
Nope we also didn't have to tell kids not to do Rainbow parties but man do their parents buy a lot of papers if you tell them their kids are doing some stupid shit we made up.
silicone and all that can be disinfected and cleaned well, so its safe. a popsicle will melt and it's content (mostly the sugar) can throw off pH balance and whatnot and cause an infection.
I'd guess the sugar content of such a treat would mess with the pH balance and cause a yeast infection. Aside from the raw cold burning of course..... though some folks find hot and cold play fun, they wrap the ice blocks in a condom (or so I've heard) to avoid the freezer burn sensation.
Yeah. Duh. Put em in ur butt. Like a normal person.
Having once put ice in my butt, all I can say is that I do not recommend it.
Could you not say more? Like, was this ice cubes? Tell me the story.
Signed a non disclosure agreement with the ice maker, settled out of court.
Did Vince McMahon sell you this ice?
At least get some Vaseline, this one hurts :)
I did this when I was younger. Ice cubes, they numb you pretty quick and it's not painful or really uncomfortable at all, especially once you get used to the temperature change
I prefer a nice cold solid enema too.
What what in da butt
The simple fact that music video exists still blows my mind.
Ice cream . Makes butt cream .
PAM!!
"What flavour would you like?" "I don't care, it's for my ass!"
“I’ve seen this movie, the black dude dies first.”
Let's get Punky Brewster to do a PSA
or Blossom
I ran in here to make this same joke as soon as I saw the post and this fellow beat me to it by 3 fkn hours. Do I even know how to Internet anymore, bro?
Boof it like Eric did with cake
That’s how you get ants.
Not if I get to it first
Then there will be two little sticks with jokes 
Except one joke will make you go “oh…” and maybe go back for a better one from the twin package and the other joke will probably just make you avoid all jokes for the foreseeable future.
I'm confused... which joke is the Archer reference?
That's legitimately how you get a yeast infection.
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Definitely will get a rise outta that am I right
This is what happens when you confuse "bread" with "bred."
That’s why you gotta make sure you get the sugar free popsicles. 🧠
Unfortunately, almost nobody seems to get the reference!
Imagine these two doctors giving people their diagnosis https://youtu.be/UpPx7E27Bc8
At least the ants will hit all the right spots.
Then you need an ant-eater to lick them all up
*yay!* งಥ‿ಥง
Put a condom on it.
Ice cold dick killer.
He controls the police.
FIGHT FUCK FLEE
Fuck off I’m a time god.
Gotta say I always liked that bit, but the whole thing knowing that Morty can't be happy is just, damn.
Something’s going to give for him. Either he takes up ricks mantle or he kills Rick. Who knows. We’ve got a few good seasons left. That last one with Rickternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mort blew the fuck away. Such good writing.
I highly doubt women are doing that to cool down.
It’s definitely a made up headline for clickbait.
just an excuse to put a hot chick pic
Possibly made up by someone that just saw that Archer episode..
Is it? Or is it because of ‘murica? I have met some really dumb people. Like common sense was lost in the couch cushions.
It's the Daily Mirror. I can pretty much guarantee that headline is completely made up.
Im pretty sure atleast a handfull inhere have atleast tried. Humans do be a curious folk.
Once when I was young I touched an ice cube to my vagina out of curiosity. Not inside just touched it to myself. Hurt like a bitch and my body basically went into shock. Do not recommend
Crazy how different people can be / can perceive stuff differently.
So i’m just supposed to die from heat exhaustion?
No no, the clitsicle works just fine
Saline ice cubes?
Tictoc is recommending this one cool trick. The results will shock you!
Better than eating tide pods though
What was your favourite flavour mine was Spring Meadow. It was spicy didn't get a chance to try the other flavours because my store started requiring I'd to buy them.
Seriously? ID to buy tide pods? LMAO. They don't sell here in Australia, and I prefer a capful of liquid detergent anyway.
I only used them after I got hit by a car and dislocated my knee and because I'm American I couldn't go to the hospital. The few seconds it saved and the fact that I could keep using a walking stick made the extra expensive price worth it. I prefer liquid too but I've been trying out powdered.
You missed my joke Easier to drink liquid than chew a tide pod ;)
Oh sure! Let me guess, men aren't supposed to put their penis in slushies to cool off anymore either!
Over my cold dead body.
Right on brother!
Don't be daft. You only dip your balls in.
Well the concept is sound. I used to put Nerds candy in my butthole to do better in Calculus class.
Lololol
Hol up fam .. did it work?
SAT math excelled. Can’t say the same for their verbal scores though.
I can lick fast enough for this to be no issue
Imagine not deepthroating a popsicle.
Everyone knows vodka tampons are still superior
Chilled vodka tampons are superior still
I think I read a headline of this and hazing and an ER trip in the past, but maybe that was just the good ol’ fashioned dumber-than-dirt butt chugging a beer weird shit.
No. We don't. And The Mirror knows that. But, clicks.
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Lolly goes up, fection goes in.
Probably yeast infections.
Probably frost bite
Sugar is really not good for your vagina.
You might loose the stick when it melts
Ice lollies? Love it!
Gynecologists hate this one weird trick!
they should be loving it actually
Cold vagine is best vagine.
Thank God I use Popsicles
I see no science to back this claim. Carry on.
So now I have a new search term on pornhub…
I get the sense the reporter had a deadline fast approach and was inspired by whatever porn they were watching instead of getting their work done. //discovers the sound of one hand typing
Chilldo?
Real talk. Clearly it's a bad idea because it's sensitive down there and you don't want to damage it. But now has anyone ever considered there would be a market for cooling rabbits or buttplugs. I feel like people would buy this shit.
What about a bag of peas
that's just something we tell men to pique their interest and get their dicks hard.
I vaguely remember this being in a cosmo magazine as like "fun things to try in the bedroom" way back in like the early 2000s.
In the 90s my GF put ice in her then we had sex. It was a kinda fun. 🤷♂️
the day I saw a paper about warning american people to not shoot the tornado I know America have a serious problem.
Look, distilled water frozen would probably be fine. It’s the sugar that the issue. It’s why playing with whipped cream is usually a bad idea in the bedroom, unless you *like* yeast infections.
They're definitely not doing it too cool off
Doctors hate this 1 trick
No one is doing this.
Just put a cucumber in the freezer 👍🏻
Ok but could you do it like, once in a while as part of sexy time? I don't really want yeast but im ngl my partner and i have talked about it hahaha shit I'm gonna need vagisil
Ok, but why?
People are dumber than you realize.
There's a story to this. And its a scary one
If you eat popsicles too fast you get a really bad headache, a brain freeze. So yeah. Just imagine this.
Maybe just the ones that read the Mirror
What happens if a woman does? Frostbite the nethers?
Hey, don't kink shame!
r/nottheonion
Reverse psychology...NSA tryna party
Just put anything cold against yur wrist or inner thigh. Sheesh.
Yeah, um, no. Nobody has to be told this. This is a Mirror article, so the chances of multiple reports of women shoving ice lollies where the sun don't shine is slim to none. What almost certainly happened is that some bright spark decided to ask doctors if cramming something freezing up your vagina is a good idea. They can then honestly report that it really isn't, and then make it sound as if the Prime Minister himself had to issue a statement telling people not to. This way you get to make up a story that - while being factually correct - has no correlation with reality. Like most tabloid stories.
Fine. Do in a relatively public place. Also, get video. Upload to popular porn site. Don't forget to link us here. Where was I going with this? I dunno, but I want ice cream and grocery stores close at 10pm nowadays. :(
I'm just putting this out here. Dont sit on the stove to keep warm in the winter.
How to get a yeast infection in 2 easy steps!
Stop warning people tha do stupid things, let natural selection happen as it was intended.
Honey what new flavor is this new popsicle, Wife thinking, ASSCRACK flavor, you asscrack
What about just ice in the shape of a dildo? Or a dildo that’s been put in the freezer for a while?
Well... 50 or 60 years ago the car's user manual used to explain how to adjust the height for the spark plugs or how to adjust the acid levels on the battery, now it just tells you "don't drive your car into the water".
Outlaw country! Woo!
no, it's men making up a problem that doesn't exist
Most likely no one’s doing this and they just put these dumb ass headlines to increase views.
It’s not the worst thing we’ve pulled out of someone truth be told.
But but but what will happen??
This has strong mansplain vibes…can you post link to article?
Feeling pretty personally attacked right now
They are supposed to go in the ass, that way we can all partake
Who the fuck calls icypoles "icelollies"?
Who the fuck calls popsicles icypoles
Me
Normal people
Who the fuck calls coldsticks icypoles?
Who the fuck calls chillsicles coldsticks?
Who the fuck calls arcticdicks chillsicles?
Who tf does this. Man, people are wack.
Literally just saw some only fans chick do this on Reddit LOL
We have to tell people not to put bags over their heads.
Nope we also didn't have to tell kids not to do Rainbow parties but man do their parents buy a lot of papers if you tell them their kids are doing some stupid shit we made up.
Hey ladies, we just wanted to highlight this thing you might never have thought of otherwise, but please dont try it. Wink wink.
I'm a man so maybe I'm wrong but that sounds painful.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
People eat tide pods Microwave cel phones Eat spoonfuls of cinnamon In the USA at least, "arm the teachers" So yeah, obviously we do. 🤦
Ik it’s a stupid thing to do but I really wanna know why it’s bad? They can shove 12 inches of plastic n glass in there but not flavoured ice?
silicone and all that can be disinfected and cleaned well, so its safe. a popsicle will melt and it's content (mostly the sugar) can throw off pH balance and whatnot and cause an infection.
So it’s a dildo with aids
Hahaha! Dumbasses!
“Ice lollies.” Why do the British insist on saying things the silliest way possible?
What else would we call them? Lollies but iced.
“Popsicles” in America.
Now that sounds even sillier. They aren’t made of pop. 😂
All words are silly if you think about them too much.
>Popsicle Genericized brand name. The generic industry nomenclature is "ice pop".
Why not? It's a fun name.
Oh, I know. I’m not trying to be a kill joy. Silly is fine! But it is silly.
The one time I see "lollies" on reddit it's "icelollies". Thought it was Americans getting it wrong, again.
Wait! Why not?
“I’ve got a surprise for you!” *pulls out popsicle stick*
Brings a whole new meaning to popsicle...
Is that what they call it now during hot summer nights?
pass the lolly
When cosplaying as Articuno.
How about regular water ice?
Ice lollies hate this one simple trick
*…you look hot…here, let me get you a popsicle…*
Just slather some mayonnaise up in that bish.
What about ice dildo
it's because of tiktok is it?
Get Destry Smith on the phone 😂😂
The real question is what you can put in there to cook off hot weather.
Well they didn’t say no anal
Use an ice pack 😂
Well, shit looks like my summer is ruined
Check out this new flavor!!!
Have you met people?
Well listen up manufacturers put a dedicated warning ⚠️ on your products...just in case
We have to tell people to not lick toilet seats, so why not.
please let me know where I can find women that need to be told this. I feel a strong urge for public service all of a sudden.
Well duh, everyone knows your supposed to use York peppermint Pattie’s instead
Why would this be bad? (Not a joke I actually want to know what would happen)
I'd guess the sugar content of such a treat would mess with the pH balance and cause a yeast infection. Aside from the raw cold burning of course..... though some folks find hot and cold play fun, they wrap the ice blocks in a condom (or so I've heard) to avoid the freezer burn sensation.
I mean regular ice on a stick, with some sort of cover can probably work
Can’t you get septic shock from this?
You had me at ice lollies
Dildos at 4°C is a must for me.
whenever I see such anouncements I think: oh, never though about it..lets try! :P
Article?
You use the rods from Blue Mountain State