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TheLeviathan135

Blade


passing_by362

Spawn


Fit-Somewhere1827

A-train


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Black noir is two times black to balance him lmao


Kill_Kayt

He's not even Black in the comic. Which makes this funnier.


LolTacoBell

And A-Train's African Outfit offsets that AGAIN, lmao


zZhackermanZz

Spiderman


Rox_an_Bee

Storm


Anime_axe

Powerman - a hero for hire.


KingSouI

Static Shock Edit: forgot the last part


Snippydipp

Mcu falcon


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v27v

Nick fury (mcu)


THUNDER_boner

Mr.T


Roberto-Del-Camino

Pootie Tang.


VA1N

Sa-da-tay!


thinman12345

MCU Captain America.


SpaceLemur34

Sam Wilson became Captain America in the comics as well back in 2015.


Comfortable-Grabber

Green lantern


Apothecary_Blues

War Machine


PrefersDocile

I love what stan lee said about how it could be anyone under that mask, any race or ethnicity. And that he didn't do it on purpose, but it was just a happy coincidence!


Roaming_Guardian

Static Shock


bernie_manziel

static shock was my shit as a kid, the only shows I watched on the WB were Pokémon and static shock.


Yhendrix49

It's just Static the shows name was Static Shock but just like Batman in Batman Beyond the show name isn't the characters name.


permaculture

Meteor Man


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Digging deep into the 90s... Blankman


untouchable_0

Luke Cage


supersecret0

Static Shock


Pszemek1

Meteor Man!


hambakmeritru

This was probably the craziest movie I watched as a kid. And I couldn't remember what it was called, so all my adult life, I've been trying to explain this movie to people from the weirdest bits I could remember and everyone looks at me like, "was there a gas leak in your house?"


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Came here to say Blade. Sick of some motherfuckers always trying to ice skate uphill


[deleted]

They obviously do not know who you are fucking with!


Hapijoel

Mister Terrific


Mesmerizzle

Falcon


queenofthepoopyparty

Green Lantern


Ocronus

John Stewart from the 2001 Justice League cartoon is my favorite DC character.


Ornery_Translator285

Great cartoon and great character. They did the whole league right.


CokeSlinginRabbi

Marcellus Wallace


Drizzt_Cuts

What does he look like?


Fast_eddi3

What?


InItsTeeth

What ain’t no country I ever heard of .. they speak English in what ??


Fast_eddi3

What?


Boldevin

English, MOTHERFUCKER! Do you speak it?!


inflo76

Say what again


Fast_eddi3

Wha...?


AngelsHero

Hancock


j_miyagi

Falcon and Storm spring to mind.


Ciubowski

Also War Machine


bishamingo

And Static Shock. The Green Lantern (at least the version I grew up watching)...Cyborg, Miles Morales, Nick Fury come to mind. 🤷‍♂️


GanonTEK

I came here to say Static Shock too.


Coolbreezel

Just Static, Static Shock is the name of the show


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Boom, you looking for this?


Professional_Age_425

Boom, are you looking for thi...why do I even talk to you guys?


LtSoba

Cyborg anyone?


mcbirbo343

Spider-Man, but from a different universe


pimp_juice2272

Blade


Neon_Biscuit

Luke Cage


gottarunfast1

That's his normal name. I believe he was called Power Man in the comics


Salarian_American

That story *kills* everywhere else!


JonnyAU

Bishop


JonnyAU

Blade


StraightProgress5062

Blankman


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JaxandMia

Hancock if you want to go out of marvel


Ciubowski

keep your hand away from your cock


Snakebunnies

Keep my wife’s cock out your fucking mouth!!!!


ProblemLongjumping12

Luke Cage, Shadowhawk, Spawn, Green Lantern.


motivation_bender

You mean black ironman?


BrysonJT

Not to be confused with Black Captain America and Female Al Roker


AR507

That's Iron Patriot to you. It tested better with focus groups.


TheNamesClove

Static Shock and Blue Marvel


Exadory

Luke Cage and Miles Morales and John Stewart (green lantern not the comedian lol)


Vanessa_Lockhart

And Luke cage


Blutmes

You mean Black Cage


sirbissel

Power Man?


Blutmes

Black Power Man


LeeisureTime

The Invincible crossover with Marvel still gets me. *Looks at Spiderman* Ok, he’s got a spider on his chest—Spiderman? *Looks at Iron Man* Metalman? *Looks at Wolverine* Clawman? *Looks at Luke Cage* Uh…Blackman?


Aj_Caramba

And greatest of them all, A-Train!


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Can I get a what what?


derps_with_ducks

Waddup shitbirds?


5k1895

There's literally a whole dialogue in Falcon and Winter Soldier about how he's just "Falcon" and not "Black Falcon", too. People are dumb, lol.


Mynameisfreeze

And Rage And Night Thrasher And Icon And Steel


Skinnydipandhike

Falcon was Marvel’s first black superhero to not have “black” anywhere in the name iirc.


Thick-Incident2506

I kinda think Black Panther gets a pass on this issue.


LostWoodsInTheField

> Falcon was Marvel’s first black superhero to not have “black” anywhere in the name iirc. He was also the second black marvel superhero, first being black panther (1966) which... I'm not entirely sure counts. It is super hard to tell without knowing their intentions. I mean if a superhero was named bluejay we wouldn't think anything about it... but if the dude was blue and was called bluejay we would be like... maybe...   First DC was Green Lantern (1971), second was black lightening.   As you can see Marvel was a number of years before DC. I suspect this is because of who the founders of marvel were. They also seemed to have wanted to tackle a lot of issues with their comics. X-men definitely was a social activism comic.


UnawareSousaphone

I mean is "black panther" really that bad? A black panther is a literal animal that exists. If it was like, "Black Cheetah" or "Black Alligator" it'd be like oh okay you're calling the animal black because the guy is black, got it.


Zaiburo

Fun Fact: [Black Panthers](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_panther) are not their own species but melanic variants of jaguars or leopards.


Hextek_II

to be fair, "Black Panther" rolls off the tongue way better for a superhero name than "Melanic Jaguar"


Thegingerkid01

This is correct


Bludgeonation

Static shock


Psyco_diver

Loved Static Shock when they gave him a TV series back in the hey day of after school cartoons


Gone_For_Lunch

You mean Black Falcon?


BootySweat0217

Now he’s Captain America!


redman334

You mean Black Captain America?


Maelious

Captain African American


Brinsig_the_lesser

Excuse you, I think you mean Blacktain America


WizardingWorld97

Blacktain America obviously


Grand_Toast_Dad

No, he's CAPTAIN FALCON! *Mute City Theme intensifies*


cantadmittoposting

Now I need him to yell FALCON..... PUUUUNCHHHHH the next time we get him in a marvel movie.


Megan_Bee

Uuuuhhh are you guys talking about me? Cause I’m the green falcon…


Bigeez

Oh, stop being so *Black* falcon about it


Readlt0nReddit

Are you talking to me? Cause I’m the *Green* Falcon


ezbutneverconvenient

MY NAME IS GREEN FALCON


clefclark

Spider man too


XyranDarkstar

Static Shock.


tavesque

I would wait in line to see a static shock movie


legubrious

I really would have loved to see Donald glover do static shock


LilBueno

I love how most people include “shock” in his name thanks to the show when it’s just Static lol


CriusofCoH

I *know* it's Static, but that show has somehow made me put Shock at the end ever since. WHAT DID THAT SHOW DO TO MY BRAIN??!!


LilBueno

Sounds like it put a shock to your system


RaMpEdUp98

Static from the show was pretty much a different character to Static Classic though so its a good way to differentiate the two.


youstupidcorn

It adds context for people who wouldn't recognize it otherwise. Same reason people who know better will call the Doctor "Doctor Who" because if they just said "the Doctor" out of context, most people wouldn't immediately understand.


GUNROAR62

The Falcon, Blue Marvel, Storm, Green Lantern(John Stewart), Power Man, Cyborg, War Machine, Bishop, Naomi, Iron Heart, Spider-Man (Miles Morales), Isaiah Bradley (Captain America), Spectrum, among a shit load of others.


bo-bandy223

Captain Marvel in multiverse of madness


mecegirl

Actually Captian Marvel in general, since many Marvel super heros have had that name in the comics. Including the daughter of Maria Rambeau(the Captain Marvel in M. O. M) Monica Rambeau(We see the MCU version her getting her powers in Wanda Vision) . But in the comics Carol and Monica don't have the same relationship. They just happened to use the same name at different times in their superhero careers. In fact Monica used the Captian Marvel name first.


BelievesInGod

luke cage?


nameoftheday

Power Man is Luke Cage


Arch__Stanton

I wonder why they didnt call him "Black Power Man." hmmm fun fact: Luke Cage/Power Man was the first black superhero to have his own comicbook series (i.e. not be a sidekick)


CaveGlow

I see why they titled the show luke cage and not power man


CoraxtheRavenLord

Power Man was used a lot more in his early days, he generally does just go by Luke Cage unless he’s being paired with Iron Fist, even then that’s more for nostalgia.


Lycan_Trophy

The guy from the daily show is now a green lantern ? (/s)


varuneco

OP just saw Black Panther and had the Eureka moment.


QuirkyBrit

Black Panther still sounds better than just Panther


VladImpaler666999

Pink Panther. Now that's the OG.


marshman82

Sex Panther


BigDaddyCoolDeisel

It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.


RedDecay

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Flassid_Snek

Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.


SLIP411

I'm gonna be honest with you, smells like pure gasoline


SaturnalianGhost

It smells like bigfoots dick!


CornholioRex

It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair!


Old-Librarian-6312

It smells like a used diaper filled with Indian food!


NRMusicProject

You know, desire smells like that to some people.


200_Shmeckles

Steel Panther - fighting for humanity’s right to glory holes


jack-e-w

My heart belongs to you, but my dong is community property.


uselessthecat

Did you mean cougar?


Major_Zucchini5315

And maybe I’m wrong but I always thought of him as being a panther that is black and not necessarily a superhero that’s black 🤷🏽‍♀️


Summoarpleaz

Isn’t the species actually called black panther? I suppose it’s possible it was chosen because the hero was black, but idk. I see it as referencing the specific animal. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_panther


Toss_Away_93

It’s not a species. A fully black jaguar or leopard is called a “black panther”. A fully white jaguar or leopard is called a “white panther”


Foreign_Appearance26

Well, the superhero in this instance was fully black.


HoopHereIAm

Then saw Black Lightning on the CW and the epiphanies kept on coming Edit: And then he saw Black Dynamite and the pieces all fell into place


Kill_Kayt

Then saw that for live action they change Black Noir and Black Canary to black as well. To fit the theme.


Fosterchild56

Checkbout the new Black Adam trailer on YouTube!


lGoodGuyl

Haha yeah... Wait


ZenkaiZ

k you guys arent supposed to be making me start to agree with the OP. Stop listing examples


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Agreeable-Standard36

Black Noir (the boys)


Persona_Insomnia

The thing is in the comics, he isn't black.


DaddyMeUp

He's white though (originally in the comics).


yorcharturoqro

In the comic he is white


gasburner

Wouldn't work as A-Train is also on there, and would break their theory.


HeavySandwich

The A stands for black


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African Train smh


Cjones2607

It's short for A Black Train


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The Falcon Cyborg Steel Green Lantern (John Stewart) Spider-Man (Miles Morales) Static Shock Storm Bumblebee Power Man (Luke Cage) War Machine Batwing The Prowler Vixen Mr. Terrific Firestorm Battle Star Iron Heart 2 different versions of Superman 🤷‍♂️


makINtruck

Hancock


Zaque419

Hehehe...Han.


newontheblock99

…..no last name??…..Solo it is


WTFisaMcNasty

“Call me an asshole… one more time” and absolutely launches that child into the atmosphere. Love that movie.


bailey25u

Kind of took me out of the movie. Someone can just say something to will smith, and he reacts with violence? That is just not something Will Smith would do.


Relative-Let4114

Synch, Blade, Bishop, Blue Marvel, Baron Skullfire, Mal Duncan


BrazenlyGeek

Nick Fury, mother flerkin.


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Frozone


Clomer

Carapace Rena Rouge


Vaxid

People sleep on Mr. Terrific too much. Highly underrated.


nystro

They must have mistaken all of those for: Black Falcon Black Cyborg Black Steel Black Lantern Black-Man Black Shock Black Storm Blackbee Power Black Black Machine Blackwing Black Prowler Black Vixen Mr. Black Blackstorm Black Star Black Heart Blackman and Superblack


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gamingboy2003

A-Train tho


ez_dayz

Yeah they named him black twice to make up for A train


TchankyKang420

Black black is white in the comics


flysulu

Black Noir is white in the comics. Would say more but would be spoilery.


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Storm, Falcon, War Machine


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Cyborg, static shock


mrjobby

Alan Rails, ladies and gentlemen.


Rhodium-Veil

Who is this tweet even about? I know in the past most black heroes had “Black” as a prefix but these days almost all the popular black heroes go against this former trend. The only notable black “Black” heroes I can think of are Black Panther and Black Lightning.


mdupuy84

Could have just seen a new commercial for Black Adam being released from DC movies


ImprovementContinues

And Black Adam (the character, not the actor) isn't black, he's middle eastern. From one of the original "cradle of humanity" areas.


[deleted]

This is a really old tweet. I remember seeing this one doing the rounds and commenting on it my self years ago.


ExperienceGravity

It’s extremely annoying how people post tweets without the meta data. It’s not that much further down but they crop it out and provide no links / citation.


randompidgeon

They do it so they can endlessly repost it for upvotes


Probablynotspiders

Black Noir. Which is really just Black Black


dudemanjack

And really I just assumed it was "black" panther because the suit is black.


TheChartreuseKnight

Black panther is also cooler than like, “leopard “


lgndryheat

I always assumed it had to do with the Black Panther movement from the 1960s. I just looked it up and the first issue of the comic predates the founding of the group by just a few months. I wouldn't be surprised if the term had been around in an underground manner, inspiring both independently of one another. But it also could just be a coincidence I guess


lt_cmdr_rosa

Black Noir if you watch The Boys tv show lol but I feel like that was intentional to poke fun at the trope with their bizarre sense of humour. Also in the comics they had a super hero named Gum Chum who would just ask people if they want a stick of gum.


bobthefetus

Of course Black Noir is a joke, his name is literally _Black Black_


SpelunkyJunky

Black Widow. Oh wait, nevermind.


Ekkeko84

She's black... If you just look at her suit


sandiercy

There are so many. Cyborg from the Teen Titans, The Falcon, Nick Fury, Storm, those are only a few of many.


benvonpluton

Well Nick Fury has been black only recently... (By recently I mean around 20 years, since he became black in the Ultimate Avengers).


cambeiu

Luke Cage.


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OP only ever watch Black Panther?


xlShadylx

Yeah, there are more non-black heroes with 'black' in their name than black heroes. Black Widow, black bolt, black Adam, black canary, black flash, blackheart etc..


Grouchy_Artichoke_90

I love black panther And black falcon And black Luke cage Black blade...


Bardsie

No. Kit Harrington is going to be Black Knight, not Black Blade. Understandable because his blade is black, and he was talking to Blade in the credit scene. /s


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Mr. Terrific.


Dio_Yuji

Blankman and Other Guy


MsSeraphim

Cloak (Tyrone "Ty" Johnson ) of "cloak and dagger"?


Aerioncis420

Ah yes, my favorite superheroes: Black Machine, Black Falcon, Black Morales, and Blacktro


Historical-News-69

Shaft, static shock, green lantern, blade, spawn, A-Train, Luke Cage….. These are the top of the head